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Sports / Re: Nine Players Who Have Played With Messi And Ronaldo Give Verdict On Who Is Best by AlphaMajestic: 4:19pm On Apr 01, 2020
for this hunger wey dey country so...u still bring up meshi and dolado...

coronavirus dey ur head i swear
Crime / Re: Policeman Kenneth Enamika Commits Suicide After Killing Couple In Imo by AlphaMajestic: 9:58am On Mar 25, 2020
derbykol:
Does it worth it?

thats a story for another day
Crime / Re: Policeman Kenneth Enamika Commits Suicide After Killing Couple In Imo by AlphaMajestic: 9:39am On Mar 25, 2020
bloody...but honestly you ladies really need to be careful...we all have various level of tolerance when it comes to matters like heartbreak and so...some guys can just overlook and move on asap...but guy like me can actually do stupid things like this...so lets be guided

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Education / Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by AlphaMajestic: 6:54am On Jan 27, 2020
Mymynd4u:


Threaten me with death again n ur family will be the one to receive it... Useless person taking death as a threat on a faceless forum

i will threaten u with death cos ur life is worthless
Education / Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by AlphaMajestic: 6:16am On Jan 27, 2020
Education is the major problem in Nigeria...so many Nigerians dont understand that being educated doesnt mean you must graduate from a federal or state university
..people are wasting thier destiny and also causing inconveniences ro the real candidates
just because they want to wear nysc uniform and answer graduates...we have to understand this now..besides we are now over populated so stop forcing people to go and marry

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Romance / Re: A Girl I Met On Facebook Chats With Other Guy by AlphaMajestic: 11:05pm On Jan 04, 2020
MaxVee:



Am I blinded by love or am being foolish..

YOUR A FOOL IN LOVE....nothing can be done about it, wev all had that experience sometimes in life but endure the pain..... grin

Romance / Re: A Thug Impregnated My Younger Sister by AlphaMajestic: 9:40pm On Jan 04, 2020
uninspired07:
And why didn’t your family abort the baby when you realized the guy is a Muslim? That’s the only sticky part ooo—Muslim guy.

The blame is all on your sister.

his not asking for who to blame you idiot...his asking for solution...get some brains...

then the muslim part is a huge fvcknup...cos islam and christian are not compactable and hardly co exist

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Celebrities / Re: "My Whole Household Are Calling Themselves Marlians" - RMD by AlphaMajestic: 10:00pm On Jan 03, 2020
Guccified:


You're just a hater

and you..what are you?
a useless adult tout
Business / Re: Can I Open A Bank Account With An Expired International Passport? by AlphaMajestic: 12:26pm On Jan 02, 2020
TUANKU:

Not as dumb as the junkie who fathered you.

Will u just go away from here pls...we dnt need a confident Imbeci1e here spreading dumb lies..some pple can actually be lead into problems cos of false informations like urs...go away from here pls am begging u..cant u see dat uv been exposed

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Business / Re: Can I Open A Bank Account With An Expired International Passport? by AlphaMajestic: 12:10pm On Jan 02, 2020
TUANKU:

I shouldn't be on a public forum, where should i be? In your mother's bed? Go and vent your frustration on your state governor he is the one eating your commonwealth.


WILL U SHUT D HELL UP DUMB NlGGA...
Business / Re: Can I Open A Bank Account With An Expired International Passport? by AlphaMajestic: 12:03pm On Jan 02, 2020
TUANKU:

Not true. Your passport number does not change during renewal, it's permanent. Even your data page won't change during renewal, except you specifically apply for a change to your profile details which attracts extra charges.
The account they opened for me is not restricted, the aim of the data page is for identification and your passport number id you.


is dis a joke or what..?
how can u be saying dis on a public forum...its possible u dnt even have any passport or bank account...u must be a shameless human being dat shdnt be on a public forum

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Celebrities / Re: Eko Hotel Reception Was Oozing Of Different Armpit, Unlimited L.A Blast Marlians by AlphaMajestic: 6:50pm On Dec 31, 2019
But naira marley told them to always shave thier pubic hairs b4 any visitation...this marlians no dey hear word at all
Celebrities / Re: Sandra Ikeji And Arinze's Traditional Wedding by AlphaMajestic: 9:35pm On Dec 28, 2019
enemyofprogress:
6 months you mean?
6 freaking yrs u cow shit..dnt lemme strt wid u puccy..spiff
Celebrities / Re: Sandra Ikeji And Arinze's Traditional Wedding by AlphaMajestic: 9:28pm On Dec 28, 2019
am just coming back from a 6 years old ban....and am here to fugk up evryewhere oncemore....

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Romance / Re: Does Spanish Fly Really Work On Unsuspecting Females by AlphaMajestic: 8:50am On May 09, 2019
meobizy:
One, your article needs paragraphs.
If not sure where to put them just insert spaces in between the writeup without discretion.
Two, I can’t really say if it works.
In my school days I had to work twice as hard as I do now being a busy adult to secure girls.
Somehow I grew into my looks and my confidence rose as I hit twenty four thereabout with a job to back me up.
I remember testing it once on my then girlfriend.
She told me it didn’t induce attraction per se but made her ready and willing down there [unnecessarily wet].
I am of the thought that women’s words have no substance so she couldn’t explain properly sexual excitement, meaning there’s a possibility it does work.
Three, those names mentioned are sure to close or hide this thread when they open it.
Our holy-holy attitude in this country won’t make us great.

Donbachi, whiztim, alwaysonnet and aog, what do you guys think?


Lol... Ya right about the paragraph part.... Am not good at writing no vex...then your reply makes alot of sense
Romance / Does Spanish Fly Really Work On Unsuspecting Females by AlphaMajestic: 8:06am On May 09, 2019
When your a student getting sex seems a bit easier..even when your broke and inexperienced.. Just looking average and neat girls tend to come your way compared to when your a full grown up busy adult, most of us even take those years for granted..but then I remember those days in uniport when i was a 100 level student.. I was just too scared to approach all those fine babes at uniport and even when i manage or mistakenly end up in a room with one, how to initiate sex or ask for sex becomes a nightmare... So one day my warri friend brought a sloution.. Spanish fly... Though he has never used it before but he was sure of how his uncle has been scoring with it on different types of girls..we decided to try it.. so we got one and invited one new catch.. Before she came over we were all a bit anxious and contemplating how to use this chemical...my friend later sprinkled it on the bed, curtains and anywhere so the girl could inhale it and we can enjoy our sex without stress, obviously that wasnt the way to use it, we were ment to put it in a drink or so..long story short..evrything went down and we thanked spanish fly.. not knowing it didnt do anything after years makes me laugh atimes when i remember it....but now am it again.. U can hardly convince a girl for sex without benz.. So my question is.. Does spanish fly really work?? Buh before u start claiming holy holy am not saying i will use it to drug any girl.. Am just asking?
Health / Re: A Profile Of Sexual Activities Among Adolescents In Nigeria by AlphaMajestic: 7:28am On Apr 14, 2019
Mayor08:
Good evening, please I'm in need..I'm going through issues beyond me...i am presently going through some life threatening issues(emergency), i haven't been paid at work and wont be paid till early next month but the isssue on ground is so urgent...I hereby plead to people to kindly help with what they can...I haven't gotten something tangible to eat for some days..I really need help from well meaning people... I am hard working also..you can quote me or send me a dm to verify or clarify my claims.

And if there is anyone that is willing to borrow, I am willing to go any length to assure you I will pay back..I will show you my means of I.d, I can video chat, you will have my pic and if I fail to pay you back, you can call me out on social media( no one wants that)...please..its life and death

Die quick so we can rest... Of all d places u see to beg na nairaland forum.. U no get neighbors... U disgust me wid ur stupid write up... I cant believe we are from the same country
Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha: Igbos Have Failed Politically by AlphaMajestic: 7:48am On Apr 09, 2019
I cant even believe that dis fool was once a governor... Dis baboon is a complete disgrace to humanity... So empty
NYSC / Re: Corpers Tear Gassed For Protesting Unpaid Allowances By INEC by AlphaMajestic: 12:13am On Apr 06, 2019
Ayodelejohn2018:
aaba is it here fault or u under depression ni?

Not just them... Youths are useless in this country havent u noticed it...
NYSC / Re: Corpers Tear Gassed For Protesting Unpaid Allowances By INEC by AlphaMajestic: 10:33pm On Apr 04, 2019
Useless corpers
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy’s Parents In Loved Up Photo by AlphaMajestic: 11:41am On Mar 31, 2019
Himmler:

Una don carry this okurrrrrrrr nonsense come nairaland angry

Abeg wch one be okurrrr
Romance / Re: Masturbation Has Ruined My Life by AlphaMajestic: 11:29am On Mar 31, 2019
WebSurfer:

You mean your unfortunate self

People like u av very bad personal hygiene....
Romance / Re: Is My Girlfriend Cheating? by AlphaMajestic: 9:04am On Mar 31, 2019
PrimadonnaO:


Is this a joke?

Very funny.... Dnt act like u dnt knw all dis...even guys cheat so relax...and the positioning stuff is normal
Education / Re: School Teachers Shocked At What They Found Under Student's Cardigan (Photo) by AlphaMajestic: 12:20am On Mar 31, 2019
IprintMONEY:
What did he find Useless! Bloggers. Later they wonder why Linda Ikeji is a billionaire

If u cant see anything then u ask...stop fooling ursef

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Romance / Re: Is My Girlfriend Cheating? by AlphaMajestic: 12:00am On Mar 31, 2019
Barrister026:

Na ogbeyaga

Wetin be ogbeyaga
Romance / Re: Is My Girlfriend Cheating? by AlphaMajestic: 11:47pm On Mar 30, 2019
Mine na free to air...sometimes i imagine the sex positions she dey gve guys.. just dnt knw why i got so attached...dat pikin fine

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Romance / Re: Masturbation Has Ruined My Life by AlphaMajestic: 11:26pm On Mar 30, 2019
toyosiabayomi96:
please I want ask a question because I'm not sure "does masturbation cause hair loss (bald head)?
thanks


Haahaahaa......i don die

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Romance / Re: Masturbation Has Ruined My Life by AlphaMajestic: 11:24pm On Mar 30, 2019
nonny1212:
just to be sure, does masturbation make one loose weight im kinda curious about that.

Chronic master masturb....so uv even lost weight..i bet ur story will more miserable dan d op's story..
Romance / Re: Masturbation Has Ruined My Life by AlphaMajestic: 11:16pm On Mar 30, 2019
WebSurfer:

quite unfortunate you think you know anything

U must be an imbecil3.

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