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Romance / Re: I Want To Kill Myself..i Swear On My Mother I Want To Hang Myself No by AlphaMajestic: 2:59pm On Jul 14, 2021
Princesslee:
Can you please send me your number darling? At least let me just talk to you then after that you can choose to do whatever suites you. Please just drop your number please I am begging you please.

+2347051727092
Romance / Re: I Want To Kill Myself..i Swear On My Mother I Want To Hang Myself No by AlphaMajestic: 2:41pm On Jul 14, 2021
Doja2000:
What is the point of coming here to tell us, when u will still take your life no matter how many times we beg u not to
Just do it and let us rest.

abeg help me
Romance / Re: I Want To Kill Myself..i Swear On My Mother I Want To Hang Myself No by AlphaMajestic: 2:41pm On Jul 14, 2021
Doja2000:
What is the point of coming here to tell us, when u will still take your life no matter how many times we beg u not to
Just do it and let us rest.

what will my siblings say..abeg help me abeg
Romance / Re: I Want To Kill Myself..i Swear On My Mother I Want To Hang Myself No by AlphaMajestic: 2:39pm On Jul 14, 2021
Doja2000:
What is the point of coming here to tell us, when u will still take your life no matter how many times we beg u not to
Just do it and let us rest.

help me please

help me abeg
Romance / Re: I Want To Kill Myself..i Swear On My Mother I Want To Hang Myself No by AlphaMajestic: 2:39pm On Jul 14, 2021
Doja2000:
What is the point of coming here to tell us, when u will still take your life no matter how many times we beg u not to
Just do it and let us rest.

am scared i swear..i dnt know what to do i swear
Romance / Re: I Want To Kill Myself..i Swear On My Mother I Want To Hang Myself No by AlphaMajestic: 2:38pm On Jul 14, 2021
Doja2000:
What is the point of coming here to tell us, when u will still take your life no matter how many times we beg u not to
Just do it and let us rest.

am scared i swear...please help me
Romance / Re: I Want To Kill Myself..i Swear On My Mother I Want To Hang Myself No by AlphaMajestic: 1:21pm On Jul 14, 2021
Casalindal:


Send me a dm

i know u want to help but truth be told u just cannot...i just want to die in my room and hang up nw...am so scared oh jesus
Romance / Re: I Want To Kill Myself..i Swear On My Mother I Want To Hang Myself No by AlphaMajestic: 1:19pm On Jul 14, 2021
Casalindal:


Please do not dear. Hang in there help is on the way

no help..no help is coming...God am finished i dnt know how it will be like to just hang myself..am scared wch kind life
Romance / I Want To Kill Myself..i Swear On My Mother I Want To Hang Myself No by AlphaMajestic: 1:08pm On Jul 14, 2021
i want to kill myself..i swear on my mother i want to hang myself now now
Romance / Re: How Do You Cope With A Nymphomaniac (ladies With Excessive Drive) by AlphaMajestic: 1:15am On Jul 14, 2021
omo that girl name na ogechi...enugu girl..

blood of jesus...am certain i was a killer when it comes to sex and sometimes i take hard drugs b4 sex, baba any girl i jam will always beg me to stop evertime...until dis very girl pack come my house, bro after 2 months i hated sex , not that i couldn't deny her the sex but pride o..after 2 months my strength to continue finish...men i was dead..i was banging this babe more than 7 times every blessed day..morning afternoon and night...even if there was no food she must ask u to come and fyck....it got to a point we started fighting because of my refusal to climb toto...my God i will never 4gt those two months of my life...lol

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Romance / Re: What Made You Stop Having Feelings For Someone You Were Once Madly In Love With? by AlphaMajestic: 8:08am On Dec 10, 2020
deardevil:



Lol multiplying as how bro

times are hard...there options of eating from mutiple guys are getting limited...girls plenty everywhere nw...na just money to buy food gve them be d thing

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Romance / Re: What Made You Stop Having Feelings For Someone You Were Once Madly In Love With? by AlphaMajestic: 7:29pm On Dec 09, 2020
deardevil:




Lol but she didn't look That way at first but it's now become a continue thing any time we hang out...... like am hungry and not eaten any thing since morning and don't even know what to eat tomorrow.

fine girls are mostly gluttons..so u no know..
i get them plenty na..very cheap hungry fine girls..and they seem to be mutiplying these days..
Celebrities / Re: Viral Video: Omotara Apologises In English, Yoruba And Hausa (video) by AlphaMajestic: 4:38pm On Dec 09, 2020
this mumu is just putting more effort to make her fuvk up remain fresh and even go more viral..more problems on her head...most of us has forgotten her already but she always finds a way to refresh her jonzing story again..dumb dumb

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Romance / Re: What Made You Stop Having Feelings For Someone You Were Once Madly In Love With? by AlphaMajestic: 4:26pm On Dec 09, 2020
deardevil:
There was this girl in my neighbourhood I was madly having crush on which she knew but to fast things we started talking and told her about my feeling for her and was ok with it but any time we hang out together she always telling me she hungry, how she not eating any thing all day and all.... I jump lost interest in her

hahaha...na hungry baboon u go dey love
Travel / Send A Package From Aba To Uyo by AlphaMajestic: 9:32am On Dec 08, 2020
pls can any courier service deliver a package to a specific address from aba to uyo...can dhl do that and how much can it cost to send something like a wedding suit
NYSC / Re: NYSC: Wrong Name, Wrong Date Of Graduation by AlphaMajestic: 7:09pm On Dec 07, 2020
thats u came back all the way from abroad to come and serve Nigeria..ur even complaining about the obstacles withholding the service...they do you?
Politics / Re: PDP Reps Demand Impeachment Of Buhari by AlphaMajestic: 5:16pm On Dec 06, 2020
ff
NYSC / Re: Lies About Sex During NYSC Camp & After Camp by AlphaMajestic: 10:52am On Dec 05, 2020
DaytonaAries:
Why is it only the men that are commenting?. The general idea about sex in the NYSC camp should be explained more by women since they are the ones giving it. This shows most of these tales are either exaggerated or mere puff.

So if u be girl..u go gree talk say dey fuvk u
so many useless pple like u here

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Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile: “I Will Legalize Weed & Embezzle Money If I Become The President” by AlphaMajestic: 6:01pm On Dec 04, 2020
School na scam crew
NYSC / Re: Lies About Sex During NYSC Camp & After Camp by AlphaMajestic: 2:49pm On Dec 04, 2020
pocohantas:
People fck in universities, fck outside it...

I honestly do not know what is so special about the one in NYSC. Does it taste differently or haven’t they been fcking before NYSC?

Where men and women are gathered, there must be fck. So what exactly is the hype biko?

must u show ursef all d time dis squirrel
NYSC / Re: Lies About Sex During NYSC Camp & After Camp by AlphaMajestic: 2:18pm On Dec 04, 2020
Cammo:
Dey there make pant dey wear you. NYSC camp na modern Sodom and Gomorrha in case you don't know. Not even married women are safe. Why do you think girls are avoiding this thread? Check the first page and this one, no single girl has commented on the topic. They've all gone dumb due to guilty conscience.
Something still tells me I impregnated at least two girls during my time.

u dun kill me finish cheesy
Politics / Re: Anyim Pius Anyim Writes Umahi An Open Letter by AlphaMajestic: 8:23am On Dec 01, 2020
KosiGee:
I was keen to read Anyim’s response when I saw the title...but I must confess...I’m disappointed.

Grown men shouldn’t be airing their dirty linens in public. I’m disappointed that these two men are leaders from my side of the world. I’m disappointed that this was written by a former adviser to the president of FRN.

Sorry Anyim, this letter and it’s content reminds me of the ones I’ve read in the past from one Emma Powerful...same style, syntax, diction, same thought process.

i swear..am ashamed
Politics / Re: Anyim Pius Anyim Writes Umahi An Open Letter by AlphaMajestic: 8:16am On Dec 01, 2020
Badonasty:
this is too petty coming from a former SGF...I don't know why this man defection is generating so much issue like this...even Obanikoro defection no cause wahala like this

too petty his looking guilty
TV/Movies / Re: Video Cassette: Can You Still Remember Movies You Watched With This? by AlphaMajestic: 10:48pm On Nov 30, 2020
mortal kombat
samson and seven sea abi voyage
chucky childs play
last American virgin
home alone
babys day out
chakasimbo

damn i still remember alot
Travel / Re: Vehicle Conveying A Corpse Catches Fire Along Lagos-Ibadan Expressway (video) by AlphaMajestic: 1:05pm On Nov 28, 2020
that person dey go hell fire straight
Islam for Muslims / Re: Imagining Intercourse Between Spouses by AlphaMajestic: 11:37am On Nov 27, 2020
Joshmanuel10:

I was looking at mine today sef
Always with d sex grin

its true o..i just saw urs

this is serious... shocked

wat kind of rubbish is dat one na :

ok i think is dat oath stuff we said yes to b4 u mke comments on islam..
So am nw a boko haram member lol

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Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi Blasts Lauretta Onochie: 'You Are A Disgrace, Both Home & Abroad' by AlphaMajestic: 2:57pm On Nov 24, 2020
ProfessorBerlin:
Nothing concern me with this news.
Banky W dey enjoy die.

this guy...
we talking something important..u talking s3x enjoyment..

professor iberibe

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TV/Movies / Re: Kunle Afolayan Blasts Man Who Asked Why 'Citation' Doesn't Have Subtitles by AlphaMajestic: 11:37pm On Nov 20, 2020
2dice01:
Which crime has been committed

The dude even hail Mr.Afolayan before he said his Opinion

Nigga shut the fúckup
Stop acting like a cretin
Get lost

Quote me back and spit jargons i ain't replying you

ur mama...foolish idiot
TV/Movies / Re: Kunle Afolayan Blasts Man Who Asked Why 'Citation' Doesn't Have Subtitles by AlphaMajestic: 11:17pm On Nov 20, 2020
2dice01:
So him replying like a nuisance will make the guy go and stream from an authorized site

You are even dumber than kunle Afolayan

Do you know what they do to thieves in some part of this very naija u dey...they burn them to death...

replying like a nuisance is ur problem rn instead of addressing the crime tyat has been committed..meanwhile ah sure say dey abuse Nigerian politicians everyday...hypocrite
Celebrities / Re: Omah Lay: 'This Time Last Year, I Didn't Know People Would Ever Hear My Songs' by AlphaMajestic: 11:13pm On Nov 20, 2020
Obakoolex:

Oponu ordinary national anthem you no fit sing correctly

cockroach...

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