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Phones / Re: Help My Android Battery Is Not Going Down by alterswerve(m): 12:20am On Nov 25, 2015 |
Your battery isn't going down? If you were me, I'll push it down |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Between A Multi National And Lecturing Job by alterswerve(m): 11:45pm On Nov 24, 2015 |
Lecturing job. Reasons 1. Job security 2. Less headaches 3. So that you will give me the multinational 4. You have always wanted it 5. You'll upgrade your certs faster 6. Pension 7. If its about the pay, your salary increases with your qualifications Just joking bout number 3, but i hope the others make sense 15 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Tutoring Services? by alterswerve(m): 12:32pm On Nov 23, 2015 |
Kike, would you be nice enough to let us know when you've confirmed that this practice is genuine? Thanks |
Family / Re: Where Have I Gone Wrong With My Daughter? by alterswerve(m): 8:28pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
Bekwarra:Aww.. Sorry. I can't post such info online Pretty paranoid |
Romance / Re: How Long Can U Wait For A Good Girl? by alterswerve(m): 8:22pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
Wow. That kinda girl? I can wait for her until i find another like her or better than her But i can't love her with all my life o. If i love her with all my life, which life will I use to love my God and my neighbour fah... Just teasing |
Family / Re: Where Have I Gone Wrong With My Daughter? by alterswerve(m): 8:17pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
Bekwarra:Aiidy |
Romance / Re: Confused by alterswerve(m): 8:04pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
Well, its either the woman is confused Or You Have Just Been Friendzoned (laffing in Dracula's voice) |
Romance / Re: Confused by alterswerve(m): 8:03pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
Well, its either the woman is confused Or You Have Just Been Friendzoned (laffing in Dracula's voice) 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Please Which Is More Important. by alterswerve(m): 7:59pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
Do commerce Or better still, check JAMB brochures |
Family / Re: Where Have I Gone Wrong With My Daughter? by alterswerve(m): 7:55pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
Bekwarra, are you a Cross riverian? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: No One Thinks That These People Are Representative Of Christians by alterswerve(m): 7:49pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
FisifunKododada: Oh my! You are not a religionist, maybe that's why you don't understand what i meant by christian ideals. 1. The scripture they quoted is used by Jews, not Christians. You can't tell a Christian not to marry intertribal, for the scriptures say 'Greek or Jew, free or slave, we are one in Christ' There are spiritual differences between Judaism and Christianity you know. A Christian won't see that scripture the way a Jew sees it. 2. I take back my statement. They are a terrorist group, a cult, but not Christian. 3. I am not disagreeing with the KKK for sentimental ish. You will see from previous posts that i fully agreed with the Lord's Resistance Army as being a Christian terrorist group, because Christians still believe in the 10 commandments as a foundation for morals, but the commandments are not the whole picture 4. I am indeed uninterested in American history. Why won't i be limited in what i am uninterested in 5. On a link you posted, the KKK says that they are not a hate group. Then you say 'they hate Jews' 6. Almost anyone can wear a crucifix and use it as their insignia. In Nigeria, i have seen non catholics who wear the rosary. So? Thank you anyways |
Family / Re: My Wife Is Threatening To Leave If I Can't Find Job by alterswerve(m): 4:33pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
Mehn. This is a sad situation Well... Your wife is not your life.. Even if they rhyme (haha) If she wants to go, let her go. And if you want to revenge, be successful Its really sad. OP wasn't jobless when he got her a shop and rented an apartment na. She is PROBABLY the cause of this as she was the initiator of the move to Abuja. Why couldn't she stay in the home town where he got a job for her? OP, you have a lot to achieve in life, and if your wife won't stand by you, God will, for he desires your success even more than you do 7 Likes |
Politics / Re: Can You Answer This Interview Question? by alterswerve(m): 7:49am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Mayne! Where's ma thinking cap.. And ma dancing shoes, to dance after i figure something out! |
Religion / Re: What Do You Consider To Be The Mark Of Cain? by alterswerve(m): 7:46am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Quite insightful. Let's check up Jewish theology.. Serious.. Never thought of that |
Politics / Re: No One Thinks That These People Are Representative Of Christians by alterswerve(m): 7:21am On Nov 22, 2015 |
chuna1985: Not really sir. And even when were, they went extreme. I am not against Christianity or religion, i just don't want people to be bias. Read up on the groups mentioned. Some are extinct. Besides, no one said anything about the pope and holocaust. |
Politics / Re: No One Thinks That These People Are Representative Of Christians by alterswerve(m): 7:16am On Nov 22, 2015 |
FisifunKododada: KKK was a cult. A CULT! The first documentary i watched of 'em, the reporter said it was a cult. In fact, the reporter didn't even say anything about Christian ideals. He just said that they hated Jews, Blacks and Catholics. Is there any Christian basis in that? Okay. Okay. I grab. A cult can be a terrorist group, bit the KKK has no Christian affiliation |
Politics / Re: No One Thinks That These People Are Representative Of Christians by alterswerve(m): 7:11am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Lucasbalo: I understand sir. KKK is a cult. They don't have Christian ideals, so i can't call them a Christian terrorist group. ISIS on the other hand has Islamic scriptures to support them. |
Romance / Re: by alterswerve(m): 10:06pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Talk to your wife about it. She'll tell you how to deal with it. Cuz if she gets to know bout that text behind you... You'll lose your business and your marriage o 2 Likes |
Family / Re: Can I Get Married In 3yrs Time? by alterswerve(m): 9:53pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
I'm not a 'mature' man as you implied, but I've got something to say You are one guy with potential.. You've got plans... And the issues of your bae at heart, if what you posted here is true. Sigue asÃ! |
Romance / Re: Mrsphyno Where Are You? Please Come And See What I Have For You by alterswerve(m): 9:27pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Decker: Unlike everyone, i understand your outrage. Did a quick check on you, read your online diary and found out you are a melancholic, and very sensible too, but i'll be sincere, the words were too hot... Please don't wish him dead. Galileo said 'I have never seen someone so foolish that i cannot learn from him.' At least, we now know how being foolish annoys people, if we'll learn anything at all This OP has gotten out of hand tho. I'm planning on reporting him 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Mrsphyno Where Are You? Please Come And See What I Have For You by alterswerve(m): 9:17pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Decker: Bros! Haba! Lets just take him to Redeemed Camp or Atmosphere for Miracles na This one too mosh oo |
Romance / Re: Why You Should Never Date A Nairaland Guy by alterswerve(m): 9:14pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
And i was planning to date her o.. Until i saw her solecisms in English Language Smh 1 Like |
Politics / Re: No One Thinks That These People Are Representative Of Christians by alterswerve(m): 9:00pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
akinszz: My guy. I am not an idiot. I may not be religious, but i am educated. Hence, i can't just posit things so that i'll convince people to my opinion Google 'The Lord's Resistance Army' in Uganda.. Read the news on SeattleTimes I'll add more 1. What did the pope of the holocaust period do to help the suffering jews of that time? 2.Antibalaka 3. Orange Volunteers 4. Christian Identity Movement My guy... Because Christian terrorism doesn't make the evening news doesn't mean that it is non-existent 1 Like |
Romance / Re: HUSBAND SCARCITY!!! By Habiba Bashir by alterswerve(m): 8:25pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Husband scarcity? But people are getting married every Saturday na But we men sef should try to measure up na. Won't you like to give your kids the best things in life? Make sure you don't forget these words of the OP A husband is that man God made and then saw that it may be hard for him to really actualize his purpose for making him, without a help mate and then made the woman and gave to him, and he felt complete and fulfilled. |
Politics / Re: No One Thinks That These People Are Representative Of Christians by alterswerve(m): 8:17pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
akinszz: No sir. There was actually a terrorist group in one African country, cant remember the name. Their demands were that the whole country, Muslims and Christians, follow the 10 commandments |
Romance / Re: Where Is Arami92? by alterswerve(m): 7:59pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Who is this one again? Is someone sharing love potions on NL? Da'fudge! Grow up! |
Romance / Re: Where Is Arami92? by alterswerve(m): 7:59pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Who is this one again? Is someone sharing love potions on NL? Da'fudge! Grow up! |
Politics / Re: No One Thinks That These People Are Representative Of Christians by alterswerve(m): 7:57pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
The people in the first pic are the Ku Klux Klan.. Hope i got the spelling right sef.. They are the cultists that wear that typ'er mask. Btw... The Ku Klux Klan wasn't a terrorist group OP, they are not Christians... And I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERROISTS 1 Like |
Religion / Re: I Know The Day Of The Week Am Going To Die - Pastor Adeboye by alterswerve(m): 7:50pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Its simple. Just tell him to never eat pounded yam after thanksgiving service on Sunday. You are missing the point. Your GO is indirectly telling you that he will die peacefully 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: Where Is Mrsphyno? I hope She Is Okay. by alterswerve(m): 7:46pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Werey |
Romance / Re: Where Is Mrsphyno? I hope She Is Okay. by alterswerve(m): 7:44pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Weyrey re ooo Get me a rope Lets come together and unite So that we can tie this loose madman and take him to a C and S prophet for deliverance 1 Like |
Romance / Re: If It Were You? by alterswerve(m): 7:25pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
The dude is crazy for the shii.. Maybe you should just give him a bj and let him go Wow! I'm a guy and i can understand where he is coming from.. It ain't easy... That's why i advice my friends not to go into relationships until they are ready for marriage in say 6 months. Cuz emotions start running deep and you both wanna consumate sum'n and then, after consummation, both of you have misplaced affections. Your bf doesn't have his priorities about sex and love right. If you wanna be safe, better break up, cuz when a man's konji is on the loose... Its a running bulldog If keeping your virginity is very important to you, tell him that if he loves you, he'll respect your everything, including your decisions Babe, i tell you, if you sleep with him, his eyes will be opened, and all that craze he has for you will vanish like subliming phosphorus, and he'll come back only for that... Cuz once debe, always debe Don't give him a bj.. I was joking bout that. I think you are the one that opened a new account or something... Hold on to what you cherish babe.. You are a product of your decisions. And if you decide to sleep with him, you are an adult.. You should be ready for whatever consequences might follow and don't blame anything on anyone Cheerio! |
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