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Phones / Re: Help My Android Battery Is Not Going Down by alterswerve(m): 12:20am On Nov 25, 2015
Your battery isn't going down?

If you were me, I'll push it down
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Between A Multi National And Lecturing Job by alterswerve(m): 11:45pm On Nov 24, 2015
Lecturing job.

Reasons

1. Job security

2. Less headaches

3. So that you will give me the multinational

4. You have always wanted it

5. You'll upgrade your certs faster

6. Pension

7. If its about the pay, your salary increases with your qualifications
Just joking bout number 3, but i hope the others make sense

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Tutoring Services? by alterswerve(m): 12:32pm On Nov 23, 2015
Kike, would you be nice enough to let us know when you've confirmed that this practice is genuine?

Thanks
Family / Re: Where Have I Gone Wrong With My Daughter? by alterswerve(m): 8:28pm On Nov 22, 2015
Bekwarra:
Are you a Cross Riverian? If yes from which part?
Aww.. Sorry.


I can't post such info online


Pretty paranoid
Romance / Re: How Long Can U Wait For A Good Girl? by alterswerve(m): 8:22pm On Nov 22, 2015
Wow.

That kinda girl?

I can wait for her until i find another like her or better than her


But i can't love her with all my life o. If i love her with all my life, which life will I use to love my God and my neighbour fah... Just teasing
Family / Re: Where Have I Gone Wrong With My Daughter? by alterswerve(m): 8:17pm On Nov 22, 2015
Bekwarra:
No. I'm full-blooded Yoruba. I only served in Cross River, Bekwarra LG.
Aiidy
Romance / Re: Confused by alterswerve(m): 8:04pm On Nov 22, 2015
Well, its either the woman is confused


Or








You





Have





Just





Been





Friendzoned



(laffing in Dracula's voice)
Romance / Re: Confused by alterswerve(m): 8:03pm On Nov 22, 2015
Well, its either the woman is confused


Or








You





Have





Just





Been





Friendzoned



(laffing in Dracula's voice)

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Romance / Re: Please Which Is More Important. by alterswerve(m): 7:59pm On Nov 22, 2015
Do commerce
Or better still, check JAMB brochures
Family / Re: Where Have I Gone Wrong With My Daughter? by alterswerve(m): 7:55pm On Nov 22, 2015
Bekwarra, are you a Cross riverian?

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Politics / Re: No One Thinks That These People Are Representative Of Christians by alterswerve(m): 7:49pm On Nov 22, 2015
FisifunKododada:


You are wrong on both counts. First, for you to suggest the KKK were (and are) not terrorists show how extremely limited your knowledge of America's history is. Secondly, the KKK repeatedly used the Bible to support their various extreme racial positions. For example when it comes to interracial marriage according to the Bible (Numbers 25:6-cool:

6 And, behold, one of the children of Israel came and brought unto his brethren a Midianitish woman in the sight of Moses, and in the sight of all the congregation of the children of Israel, who were weeping before the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.

7 And when Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, saw it, he rose up from among the congregation, and took a javelin in his hand;

8 And he went after the man of Israel into the tent, and thrust both of them through, the man of Israel, and the woman through her belly. So the plague was stayed from the children of Israel.



Also, here is a link to a leaflet circulated by the KKK in 1964 and according to the KKK the number ONE reason why people (whites) should join them is because they are a Christian organization:
http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/price&bowers/Klan.html

Here is another link where KKK leader in Virginia says that they are a Christian organization:
http://www.christianpost.com/news/kkk-leader-were-a-christian-organization-claims-the-klan-is-not-a-hate-group-116614/

Finally, the most enduring symbol of the KKK is the Cross which is the quintessential Christian symbol. The reason they hate the Jews (even more than they hate black people) is partly because they blame they Jews for the killing of Jesus, their Savior.

Now, tell me again how is the KKK NOT a Christian organization? You might disagree with them (just like some Muslims will disagree with ISIS claim of being Islamic) but to say that teh KKK do not see themselves as a Christian group is absolute fallacy.

These are just facts not my opinions. And I have no dog in this as I am neither Christian or Muslim.

Now that I have educated you. Kindly go and think about these issues. Don't be too quick to quote and comment before thinking it through.

You can thank me later.



Oh my! You are not a religionist, maybe that's why you don't understand what i meant by christian ideals.

1. The scripture they quoted is used by Jews, not Christians. You can't tell a Christian not to marry intertribal, for the scriptures say 'Greek or Jew, free or slave, we are one in Christ' There are spiritual differences between Judaism and Christianity you know. A Christian won't see that scripture the way a Jew sees it.

2. I take back my statement. They are a terrorist group, a cult, but not Christian.

3. I am not disagreeing with the KKK for sentimental ish. You will see from previous posts that i fully agreed with the Lord's Resistance Army as being a Christian terrorist group, because Christians still believe in the 10 commandments as a foundation for morals, but the commandments are not the whole picture

4. I am indeed uninterested in American history. Why won't i be limited in what i am uninterested in

5. On a link you posted, the KKK says that they are not a hate group. Then you say 'they hate Jews'

6. Almost anyone can wear a crucifix and use it as their insignia. In Nigeria, i have seen non catholics who wear the rosary. So?

Thank you anyways
Family / Re: My Wife Is Threatening To Leave If I Can't Find Job by alterswerve(m): 4:33pm On Nov 22, 2015
Mehn. This is a sad situation

Well... Your wife is not your life.. Even if they rhyme (haha)

If she wants to go, let her go.

And if you want to revenge, be successful

Its really sad. OP wasn't jobless when he got her a shop and rented an apartment na. She is PROBABLY the cause of this as she was the initiator of the move to Abuja. Why couldn't she stay in the home town where he got a job for her?

OP, you have a lot to achieve in life, and if your wife won't stand by you, God will, for he desires your success even more than you do

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Politics / Re: Can You Answer This Interview Question? by alterswerve(m): 7:49am On Nov 22, 2015
Mayne! Where's ma thinking cap.. And ma dancing shoes, to dance after i figure something out!
Religion / Re: What Do You Consider To Be The Mark Of Cain? by alterswerve(m): 7:46am On Nov 22, 2015
Quite insightful.
Let's check up Jewish theology..
Serious.. Never thought of that
Politics / Re: No One Thinks That These People Are Representative Of Christians by alterswerve(m): 7:21am On Nov 22, 2015
chuna1985:



All these Christian groups are not terror groups. They were formed as a response to Muslim extremist killings

Not really sir.

And even when were, they went extreme.


I am not against Christianity or religion, i just don't want people to be bias.

Read up on the groups mentioned. Some are extinct. Besides, no one said anything about the pope and holocaust.
Politics / Re: No One Thinks That These People Are Representative Of Christians by alterswerve(m): 7:16am On Nov 22, 2015
FisifunKododada:



At bolded: say WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!

KKK was a cult. A CULT!

The first documentary i watched of 'em, the reporter said it was a cult. In fact, the reporter didn't even say anything about Christian ideals. He just said that they hated Jews, Blacks and Catholics. Is there any Christian basis in that?

Okay. Okay. I grab. A cult can be a terrorist group, bit the KKK has no Christian affiliation
Politics / Re: No One Thinks That These People Are Representative Of Christians by alterswerve(m): 7:11am On Nov 22, 2015
Lucasbalo:
KKK are as bad as the Islamic Terrorist group. We that are blacks and live in US know how deadly they can be.

I understand sir. KKK is a cult. They don't have Christian ideals, so i can't call them a Christian terrorist group.

ISIS on the other hand has Islamic scriptures to support them.
Romance / Re: by alterswerve(m): 10:06pm On Nov 21, 2015
Talk to your wife about it.
She'll tell you how to deal with it. Cuz if she gets to know bout that text behind you... You'll lose your business and your marriage o

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Family / Re: Can I Get Married In 3yrs Time? by alterswerve(m): 9:53pm On Nov 21, 2015
I'm not a 'mature' man as you implied, but I've got something to say

You are one guy with potential.. You've got plans... And the issues of your bae at heart, if what you posted here is true.

Sigue así!
Romance / Re: Mrsphyno Where Are You? Please Come And See What I Have For You by alterswerve(m): 9:27pm On Nov 21, 2015
Decker:


No, some people need some sense drilled into their thick skulls.

Do you know how many threads this guy has created about this girl? It's outrageous.

Unlike everyone, i understand your outrage.

Did a quick check on you, read your online diary and found out you are a melancholic, and very sensible too, but i'll be sincere, the words were too hot... Please don't wish him dead.

Galileo said 'I have never seen someone so foolish that i cannot learn from him.'

At least, we now know how being foolish annoys people, if we'll learn anything at all


This OP has gotten out of hand tho. I'm planning on reporting him

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Romance / Re: Mrsphyno Where Are You? Please Come And See What I Have For You by alterswerve(m): 9:17pm On Nov 21, 2015
Decker:


I know you are thinking that you are having fun and maybe you obtain some weird form of excitement opening this sort of threads about this girl, but I"ll tell you what, you are nothing but a pathetic fool. You know why, because in real life you can't stand up to her, so you come online creating all sorts of demeaning threads about her.

You are nothing but a worthless piece of trash. You are a hopeless, miserable idiot_ who has never and will never amount to anything in real life, so he comes online to gain some sort of relevance.

People like you should be substituted for those innocent lives who perish everyday in the north. You know why? Your existence is a total waste. Your filthy life doesn't serve any useful purpose to humanities cause, and I say this with all sincerity, that I wish you'd die now, and save the world the burden of seeing you alive.

Bros! Haba!


Lets just take him to Redeemed Camp or Atmosphere for Miracles na


This one too mosh oo
Romance / Re: Why You Should Never Date A Nairaland Guy by alterswerve(m): 9:14pm On Nov 21, 2015
And i was planning to date her o..

Until i saw her solecisms in English Language

Smh

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Politics / Re: No One Thinks That These People Are Representative Of Christians by alterswerve(m): 9:00pm On Nov 21, 2015
akinszz:
You have no point if u can't name the country.

My guy. I am not an idiot.

I may not be religious, but i am educated. Hence, i can't just posit things so that i'll convince people to my opinion

Google 'The Lord's Resistance Army' in Uganda.. Read the news on SeattleTimes

I'll add more

1. What did the pope of the holocaust period do to help the suffering jews of that time?

2.Antibalaka

3. Orange Volunteers

4. Christian Identity Movement

My guy... Because Christian terrorism doesn't make the evening news doesn't mean that it is non-existent

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Romance / Re: HUSBAND SCARCITY!!! By Habiba Bashir by alterswerve(m): 8:25pm On Nov 21, 2015
Husband scarcity?


But people are getting married every Saturday na




But we men sef should try to measure up na.
Won't you like to give your kids the best things in life?


Make sure you don't forget these words of the OP


A husband is that man God made and then saw
that it may be hard for him to really actualize his
purpose for making him, without a help mate and
then made the woman and gave to him, and he
felt complete and fulfilled.
Politics / Re: No One Thinks That These People Are Representative Of Christians by alterswerve(m): 8:17pm On Nov 21, 2015
akinszz:
but all terroists are muslims.

No sir.

There was actually a terrorist group in one African country, cant remember the name.


Their demands were that the whole country, Muslims and Christians, follow the 10 commandments
Romance / Re: Where Is Arami92? by alterswerve(m): 7:59pm On Nov 21, 2015
Who is this one again?

Is someone sharing love potions on NL?

Da'fudge! Grow up!
Romance / Re: Where Is Arami92? by alterswerve(m): 7:59pm On Nov 21, 2015
Who is this one again?

Is someone sharing love potions on NL?

Da'fudge! Grow up!
Politics / Re: No One Thinks That These People Are Representative Of Christians by alterswerve(m): 7:57pm On Nov 21, 2015
The people in the first pic are the Ku Klux Klan.. Hope i got the spelling right sef.. They are the cultists that wear that typ'er mask.


Btw... The Ku Klux Klan wasn't a terrorist group


OP, they are not Christians... And I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERROISTS

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Religion / Re: I Know The Day Of The Week Am Going To Die - Pastor Adeboye by alterswerve(m): 7:50pm On Nov 21, 2015
Its simple.
Just tell him to never eat pounded yam after thanksgiving service on Sunday.

You are missing the point.

Your GO is indirectly telling you that he will die peacefully

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Romance / Re: Where Is Mrsphyno? I hope She Is Okay. by alterswerve(m): 7:46pm On Nov 21, 2015
Werey
Romance / Re: Where Is Mrsphyno? I hope She Is Okay. by alterswerve(m): 7:44pm On Nov 21, 2015
Weyrey re ooo


Get me a rope


Lets come together and unite


So that we can tie this loose madman and take him to a C and S prophet for deliverance

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Romance / Re: If It Were You? by alterswerve(m): 7:25pm On Nov 21, 2015
The dude is crazy for the shii.. Maybe you should just give him a bj and let him go

Wow! I'm a guy and i can understand where he is coming from.. It ain't easy... That's why i advice my friends not to go into relationships until they are ready for marriage in say 6 months. Cuz emotions start running deep and you both wanna consumate sum'n and then, after consummation, both of you have misplaced affections.

Your bf doesn't have his priorities about sex and love right. If you wanna be safe, better break up, cuz when a man's konji is on the loose... Its a running bulldog


If keeping your virginity is very important to you, tell him that if he loves you, he'll respect your everything, including your decisions


Babe, i tell you, if you sleep with him, his eyes will be opened, and all that craze he has for you will vanish like subliming phosphorus, and he'll come back only for that... Cuz once debe, always debe

Don't give him a bj.. I was joking bout that.


I think you are the one that opened a new account or something...


Hold on to what you cherish babe.. You are a product of your decisions.


And if you decide to sleep with him, you are an adult.. You should be ready for whatever consequences might follow and don't blame anything on anyone

Cheerio!

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