Wah happened to your church?

I just came here to cough
Kpokoh Kpokoh
Ok Bye

Remove her genitals and keep them in a safe place so that she'll have nothing to touch. Give them back to her a day before her wedding.

Any advice apart from this is a no no

skywolf66:




Jesus didn't read the bible, as of that time the bible hasn't been written yet. So he read the jews book TORAH

That was wah i meant. The Torah, the Psalms and the Prophets.

ShaheedBinAliyu:





Bible supports my claim and you know it..

I'm too mature to be having this debate with you. I believe you are educated. Search the scriptures without sentiments. You'll find the answers you seek... Most definitely

ShaheedBinAliyu:





the Bible verses to support your claims sir

Well, If you read the Bible enough to purport your initial claims, you should do another research and look for what i posted in the Bible.

Don't be lazy

No. You are not pregnant.


You are stupid.

Jesus went to the synagogue

The Psalmists, inspired by God asked us to worship God that way

Jesus read the Bible when he entered the temple. He read the book of Isaiah when He entered the temple. He also quoted Bible scriptures. How would he have quoted if He had not read?

Let others answer the rest.

Thanks for standing to be corrected.

Fireson:


In what sense Mr. ?

Well.. I don't send friend requests to anyone i dunno on fb buh i just got an insight into wah ladies do when you send em a friend request.
Its something of some sort of wah i do buh i didn't know it applies to the females too.

You can say i just got wiser..

She likes your car. Are you your car?

Look for the almighty formula. Use it to solve for x, then you'll get your X back

I'm single because Buhari is the president

Marry an idiot. Mumu.







Just joking

In the first paragraph, give a brief info on your career objectives.

In the second, state the qualities you have that makes you the right person for the job

In the last paragraph, briefly state the qualities of the company which will enable you to achieve your career objectives and also make them profit from your working with them.

I wish i could type one now but I'm looking forward to the next post where I'll be FTC

This marital problem is stale
Anyways, visit the nearest church for advice

johnydon22:
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Annoyed at what now Jesus christ where do they get these people that read the back of their phone...

Seriously no offence but this deduction sells you off to be quite dumb [/i]

Hey! Be careful there. Watch it

johnydon22:


Its not about Believing or not believing anything..

BELIEF has no weight on reality, whether you believe or not doesn't diminish the ability if god can do it..

Or are you saying god's ability to do something is dependent on whether you believe it or not..

So stop the issue of believing it or not, let god start doing it...

Wow! Well.. Okay.. Sounds like you are annoyed at God.. Aiid

This one is trash

I only fantasize about my female friends. Definitely not all of them. Definitely not. Maybe 2% sef

wake up with morning wood, but I've learnt how to control my erection after waking up with the wood. All men wake up with it.

Check online to see if my length is adequate, and also how long is the normal cum time (its 8 mins FYI)

Watch romantic comedies. I love them. But anyone can watch them with me

Aim my pee.. Yeah.. I don't like the sound of it

The rest? It's the first time i'm hearing of em

Woh! Beta post the whole story here or its a NO STORY

Yup. Yeah. Yes. Definitely. Sure. Why not? Absolutely yes.
Don't make God small, believing he cannot do something

Photos of the children acting porn or I don't believe it

Wow! Bruv, you can achieve waheva you set your mind upon to achieve.

Let's just say for advice sakes, i've been in a similar situation. What I did thereafter? I just continued relating with my mum like nothing happened. One day, while we were talking, she just talked about the issue and told me that she was disappointed, and that i should not do it again.


The actual situation was that she saw a love letter i wrote to a girl. At that time i was 9 years old. She said those kinda things shouldn't be what should be on my mind.


Mind you, i watch porn too, but its mostly out of curiosity not for pleasure sakes


About porn and masturbation, well, read the first sentence i posted

johnshagb:


no joy

Lmao.. I'm not pissed at the pre-wedding waheva man.. The pic is unrealistic. Wah will their kids say when they see it?
Oooo.. Mum is flying... Then they'll say
Mummy fly for us
Just jokin...
Nice couple
Unrealistic pic

Tpave:
alterswerve, alterswerve, alterswerve, dude how many times did i call you? Hmm!!!

.

Well, why would i want you to like my name?

Dude! You know its being rich.

You just wanna give yourself hope.

Go sidon abeg

What's good bout a photoshppd pic? Mtchew
Everyone knows the woman can't fly.
To me, the pic is unrealistic

Go to subscene.com for subtitles

So what if one was born with a bad right hand?

So what if one was born with a bad left hand?