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Fashion / Re: POST HERE | ALL Modeling-Related Information! by Amastermovic(m): 2:32pm On Sep 20, 2016
Read this trending literature story FORGIVENESS MAY COST EPISODE 1-12 http://naijalane.com.ng/2016/09/10/synopsis-forgiveness-may-cost-2/
Gaming / Re: Adetomiwa Edun Featured As Alex Hunter In FIFA17 The Journey by Amastermovic(m): 2:26pm On Sep 20, 2016
Read this trending literature story
FORGIVENESS MAY COST EPISODE 1-12
http://naijalane.com.ng/2016/09/10/synopsis-forgiveness-may-cost-2/
Webmasters / Re: 5 Mistakes First-time Bloggers Make by Amastermovic(m): 9:33pm On Sep 19, 2016
asoebi:




can u check mine, i also need a theme because people complain that the background is too dull
Thanks in advance
moplenty.

nothing is wrong with ur themes though.. input this to the first paragraph of ur post <!--more--> and it will arrange the post well.. just put and u will understand...
if you ain't satisfied I can provide you with free theme though... https://colorlib.com/wp/clean-wordpress-themes/ or if you want me to help just requote me
Webmasters / Re: 5 Mistakes First-time Bloggers Make by Amastermovic(m): 8:01am On Sep 19, 2016
IssyGenius:
ajimotokanfemi.
try mh magazine themes... no need of using read more for the themes
Webmasters / Re: 5 Mistakes First-time Bloggers Make by Amastermovic(m): 7:40am On Sep 19, 2016
IssyGenius:
Please I need help on my WordPress blog..
Pls can u advise me on d theme I should use? (I asked because when I post long words, there is no option to click continue reading, so that it can save a lot of time when scrolling down)

Nairalanders hellep me please!!! Seun and lalasticlala help me to beg your guys to help me ...smiles
..
. link to your blog lemme see
Webmasters / Re: Nigeria Adsense Acct For Sale by Amastermovic(m): 1:53pm On Sep 15, 2016
Segmilz:
Don't border marketing it...
.
just keep using your 30k nig ads account

what's this one saying now.. my price, my life, my ad, my thread, my business....

do you see not negotiable there
Webmasters / Re: Nigeria Adsense Acct For Sale by Amastermovic(m): 1:51pm On Sep 15, 2016
***Thread closed **** sold out for #26500
Crime / Re: 'One Chance' Syndicate Caught In Rivers (Photos) by Amastermovic(m): 7:01am On Sep 15, 2016
Rozaystunna:
Oga you are making sense

morning jawe.. They want equal rights.. in fact they have more right than us.. so that should be part of it
Crime / Re: 'One Chance' Syndicate Caught In Rivers (Photos) by Amastermovic(m): 5:43pm On Sep 14, 2016
charijee:
Why strip her and leave her fellow cohorts (men) fully clothed ....I have and will never subscribe to parading suspects unclad
That asides.....glad they were apprehended.....Rivers must be free from these hoodlums.....

Ask Google.. what's so special about the woman breast at least she's on trouser..

since u gals show cleavages abii na wettin self since then the breast is of no value again... ordinary chest...

abii If the man is not on top would u ever complain

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Celebrities / Re: Reekado Banks' Spotlight Album Makes It To No 10 On Billboards World Album Chart by Amastermovic(m): 5:39pm On Sep 14, 2016
ferdison:
Don't worry he will help you one day. Just don't Stop begging..
lol..will accept his help now..not hating...

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Politics / Re: Militants & Cultists Surrender Their Weapons To Okorocha In Owerri (Photos) by Amastermovic(m): 5:32pm On Sep 14, 2016
stupid authorities we ve on all borders of this country... they submit weapon everyday. how do they get it self..

when I was in bayelsa few months ago street boys with ammunition claiming town special force..

the government there's in support,politicians in the south provides ammunition and not amenities to their lad...

The road linking to his community is very bad..

The primary sch he trekked to the bridge there's yet to constructed

I weep for the south, 90%of them haven't visit the capital of there state yet...

they believed life is in the Creek

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Celebrities / Re: Reekado Banks' Spotlight Album Makes It To No 10 On Billboards World Album Chart by Amastermovic(m): 5:31pm On Sep 14, 2016
mtcheww... who he help
Webmasters / Re: Nigeria Adsense Acct For Sale by Amastermovic(m): 5:01pm On Sep 14, 2016
07010782777
Webmasters / Nigeria Adsense Acct For Sale by Amastermovic(m): 4:58pm On Sep 14, 2016
please only interested party should whatsapp or call ...
3$ on it approved one month few days ago using it presently in the blog on my signature... price 30k...

if u r in lagos/kano face to face transaction is possible ....

I also want to sell the blog if u r interested
Webmasters / Re: I Want To Buy Blog by Amastermovic(m): 3:08pm On Sep 14, 2016
check my signature... but not selling with the AdSense.. or the AdSense deal separately
Literature / Re: Forgiveness May Cost by Amastermovic(m): 11:02am On Sep 14, 2016
callmeomotee33:
Nice beginning .....more updates pls

sorry for the late reply u can as much visit the link for fast update but Will also post on nairaland... drops everyday 4:30 on the blog link on my signature
Literature / Re: Forgiveness May Cost by Amastermovic(m): 11:00am On Sep 14, 2016
FORGIVENESS MAY COST EPISODE 2
WRITTEN BY SAINT_HAYWHY
As I was about to answer his last question, we got to the H.O.D’s Office door. DON was the one at the front while I followed. He was about to knock the H.O.D’s door when the H.O.D coincidentally came out and DON accidentally gave him a knock on his head. I wanted to laugh but I just had to swallow it up because I know if I should try it, it may be the beginning of my problem in the department.

The H.O.D was very annoyed, he ranted and ranted at us over and over again. I guess he could have felt the pain so much on his bald head. I was confused on the next thing to do but was just like “sorry sir” (oro buruku pelu erin). H.O.D : What exactly do you want? Me: eerm!, eerm!! Sir we want to ask if we are…. H.O.D : If you are what? Come on gerara here, foolish guys (Angrily). DON : but sir we want to… H.O.D : (cuts in) I say gerara here or I handle you over to the school marshal We hurriedly walked out of his sight to avoid touching stories.
As we turned our backs, DON looked at my face and saw it full for laughter and as a matter of fact I was seriously laughing inside. immediately we got out of the H.O.D’s sight finally, we both busted into laughter. Me : DON you knock my H.O.D for head, na now I believe say you be DON true true. DON : Che na why you self no want talk wetin carry you come be that? Me: unh! Unh!! I go talk make he mark my face.
Abi you don forget say Na MAPOLY I come from, and if you come from mapoly and yet you no wise, you no fit wise again till Jesus comes. DON : If you say so, the man self na APARI ME: En now na wetyn make the knock pain am be that. DON : Na him sabi jare. So, back to my question. What do you do? Me : I’m into entertainment. I’m a Hip-Hop rap artist. Then I’m into story writing. Though I write stories for fun, But I choose music to be my carrier. DON : Whao! That is interesting. I’m a rapper too but not Nigerian pattern though Me : That’s good to hear. That means you are going to teach me punch lines.
DON : Laughs! Funny you. So can I listen to your songs on your phone? Me: Oops! I lost my phone two days ago in the car while I was coming to school, I’m only left with one (omo ode de palasa) torchlight phone but you can download all my songs on the internet. All you just need to do is to type SAINT HAYWHY on Google then it will display all my works.
DON : Wao! That’s good. We became friends automatically On that day. It was 4 ‘0’clock nobody will attend to me for the day again so I decided to chill till the second day since I’ve known the H.O.D’s Office then I can always go by myself.
ME: What are you up to? DON : I’m going back to the park. ME: Hmmm, you this guy I suspect you DON : Why suspecting me? And what are you suspecting me of? ME: To the best of my knowledge, and with the way I saw you the other time, your purpose of sitting is to ‘catch them young’ DON : Who? ME: Those babes Noni, Those freshers. DON: Lolz…. ME: I lie? DON : I Suspect you too, ME: of what? DON : Never mind, where do you stay? ME: I stays at IJELE? DON : where in IJELE? ME: OGUNLANA SUCCESS HOTEL. DON : Hmmm Omo olowo. ME: Why that? DON : No be self-contain be all the rooms wey dey ogunlana?. ME: Sure now.
DON : Na Omo olowo you be now, na “IMAWEJE ” me dey stay ME: DON, These conversion is over for today, I’m very hungry and I need to rest too. Give me your number; I would give you a call tomorrow. DON : Okay then, 08038**** ME: (DIALLED THE NUMBER ON MY PHONE) is it ringing? DON : yes (showed it to me) ME: yes that’s it DON : Okay I’ll save it We shook hands and I left…..
http://naijalane.com.ng/2016/09/11/forgiveness-may-cost-episode-2/
Literature / Re: Forgiveness May Cost by Amastermovic(m): 12:39pm On Sep 11, 2016
Episode 1

It was a sunny day, fun fill, though stressful. It’s not easy being a fresh student.

After my NATIONAL DIPLOMA programme in Moshood Abiola polytechnic and a year of industrial Attachment, I decided to proceed On my studies but did not want to go for HND due to the HND/BSC dichotomy now in the labor market.

Like every other students seeking a direct entry admission into a university, I obtained the jamb direct entry form and wrote necessary examinations.
Finally, I was offered admission and that was how I became a student of tai solarin university of education. it was fun being in tasued, its lively and of course very interesting.

It was my first day in school, I was looking here and there like someone that lost money, Looking for offices of the signatories to the documents I was holding. At the same time I could see different types of fishes ***winks*** you know what I mean now ? but no be that one dey do me as at that time.

I was sweating profusely in the sun, making photocopies from pillar to posts, moving from one office to another looking for how I could get to BIOLOGY h.o.d’s office until when I saw a guy sitting alone at a park under the shed of a tree at COHUM (block A). I assessed him as he was seated, he has long legs which signifies tallness, he is dark and sparkling just like me, he is handsome in his own way but not as handsome as I do, but I like him. I walked up to him and engaged him in a conversation.

ME: Hello brother, how far?
GUY: I’m cool
ME: Pls, I’m very sorry for disturbing you, I’m actually going to the office of the biology H.O.D
GUY: biology? I think it should be in COSMAS
ME: see I don’t know anywhere here; I only want to sign my Document.
GUY: I guess you’re a fresher?
ME: ( inner thought: igbayen nkor?) err yes
GUY: Do you mind if I take you there?
ME: I don’t mind, in fact I would be very grateful.
He stood up from the block he was sitting on and we started walking on the tiled road that leads to COSMAS.

As we were going, we started discussing, though I wasn’t comfortable with him. I was shy, especially since he called me a fresher.
GUY: Tasued is always fun and full of distractions especially in second semester when a lot of social activities would be coming up
ME: Wao! I’m happy to hear that, I love social lives
GUY:  that means you are a party type
ME: If you say so.  Sorry bro, what level are you?
GUY: (raised eyebrows) me?
ME: Yes now, or you don’t want to tell me
Guy: haba! Why not? I’m in 200level now.
ME: Wao! It means we are going to be in the same level.
Guy: How?
ME: I’m a direct entry student
Guy sadshocked) That means we are in the same level then.
ME: Abi o (I was happy to hear that)
GUY: so which school did you come from?
ME: MAPOLY
GUY: eeyah, that’s good
ME: Yes o, that’s how we roll.  so what do I call you?
Guy: As in how?
ME: Your name
Guy: I’m Damilare but I’m called D-DON
ME: (Smiles), DON indeed
Guy: How about you
ME: I’m Ayoola by name but my fans calls me saint haywhy.
Guy: Fans? What do you do?
As I was about to answer…… something funny happened
                                          
WATCH OUT FOR EPISODE 2

source http://naijalane.com.ng/2016/09/10/forgiveness-may-cost-episode-1/

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Literature / Forgiveness May Cost by Amastermovic(m): 4:03pm On Sep 10, 2016
SYNOPSIS

“ Forgiveness may cost ” is a story of two
university girlfriends who actually fall in love
for the same guy, but one of them
(DAMILOLA) has a true feelings for the guy
(AYOOLA) while the other (YETUNDE) only
wanted to get down with the guy to avenge
what her friend (DAMILOLA) had done to
her long time ago.

WHAT BECOMES OF DAMILOLA? WHAT
HAPPENED TO YETUNDE? Sit back and enjoy
this interesting story by SAINT HAYWHY

ABOUT THE AUTHOR
AYOOLA MATHIAS ( SAINT HAYWHY ) was
born in OGUN STATE, NIGERIA. He obtained
his national diploma ND in SCIENCE
LABORATORY TECHNOLOGY from Moshood
Abiola Polytechnic,Because of his love for
languages and culture, he went to French
school in badagry to study PURE FRENCH.
SAINT HAYWHY who is currently studying
BIOLOGY EDUCATION in Tai s
Solarin university of education has yet been
known virally to be a great writer of
informative, educative and mind blowing
stories like (only for love, most beautiful girl
in my area e.t.c) and very talented hip-hop
RAP artist.

SETTING : TAI SOLARIN UNIVERSITY OF
EDUCATION IJEBU ODE

NOTE: The story you are about to read is 18+
and not for anybody that is not up to 18 years
old. It is a fictional story and therefore all
names used are fictitious and it is not
addressed to anybody

Episode one drops tomorrow
source link: http://naijalane.com.ng/2016/09/10/synopsis-forgiveness-may-cost-2/
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@gm
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Yeah and it's just a waste of data loading 10 "pages and Getting to know it's showing bad gate way... #seun
Business / Re: A Medium Sized Supermarket Or A Standard Men's Salon? My Budget Is 1M by Amastermovic(m): 1:55pm On Aug 10, 2016
jeffcheddy:
Please I need Suggestions on the one that gives daily income no matter what. Thanks!
jeffcheddy:
Please I need Suggestions on the one that gives daily income no matter what. Thanks!

Jeffcheddy good afternoon.. Please before you go into a salon business consider this
. Can you u barb
Will you stay with your employees
Do you know the right equipment and other stuff needed .
. What area ur salon need to be located etc

I won't be able to explain much because am very tired

If you are not experienced in the salon business please is a no go area.. U ve a Barber u personally love that cut for you right now.. If he's not around and another person in the same shop says lemme help you u quickly say no...

If you wants to go into the Salon business u learn from ur employees how to barb also immediately u loose a employee u loose 50 customers and if he is to get his shop around u r loosing the customers that you gathered literally each customer belong to a employee.... I don't know if you are getting my explanation.. Lemme stop here for now....

#yomired the youngest Entrepreneur

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Education / Small Scale Business Ideas For Nigeria Students by Amastermovic(m): 8:02pm On Aug 07, 2016
[b] The present situation of the
country would make you think and
question like this will always pop
out from your mind.

Will I get a job once I
graduate from school?
To be on a safer side with
relevant backup I will introduce
some business ideas I found very
cheap for you to set up as a
student in Nigeria.

1) Sewing : You can make cool
money by amending clothes for
your fellow students since we are
not usually satisfied with the way
our clothes look from time to time
perhaps you can also make them
a new designer outfit if you are
very good in Tailoring.

2) Barbing : You just need mirror,
clipper and cover cloth, budget
#3500 and you will set up your
own salon.
NOTE: You don’t need to compete
with others, your perfect chance
is “you are a student” . How do
you beat your real competitors.
i. Price Reduction
ii. Learn to greet and introduce
yourself and the business
iii.Target when you have light.
Iv. Start with your friends
(Hostel mate)

3)DJ Service
Nigeria Campus events are always
in need of a DJ Service . You’ll
also be able to target off campus
event like weddings, business
events,birthday parties and
anniversaries . You will need to
invest little money on this but you
can start up with your laptop with
the popular virtual dj software,
walk around with already
established djs and learn to
become your own boss.

4) T-shirt/Jersey/Polo Printing
With lot of extra curriculum
activities in the school settings,
Such as :departmental week, SUG
cup, birthday party, hostel logout
wears and lots more, you can
make thousands of naira from
this without even having a bucket
of paint let alone a printing
machine. All you need is to make
research about any printing
company make an agreement with
your commission, write a good
proposal and submit to the
organizing committee with
samples of what you want to
present.

5) Buy and Sell
You can get any commodity
which you know fits into the
school market system and resell
at cheaper rates. Examples,
mobile phones, cap etc
Note: Buy from authentic source

6) Ghost writing : Write project
for students and you may charge
per words or chapter

7) Start a blog
Set up your own blog and earn
money from your written content.
Start affiliate marketing on your
blog, offer service you are
capable of providing
You can get a free blogging
service at blogger and wordpress
I might also help you set it up.
NOTE: Rome wasn’t built in a day

cool Graphics design
If you are good in graphics design
showcase your work add up
students.
As many as you can on your
social page upload your designs
and offer cheap price.

9) catering service /craft

10)photocopy /printing
Offer this out at a great discount
and enjoy your little money by
saving for the future.
All business ideas in this article
can be expanded from a small
scale business to a large scale
business
If you’re really focused[/b]
http://naijalane.com.ng/2016/08/06/small-scale-business-ideas-for-nigeria-students/

Cc Fynestboi, lalasticlala, seun
Fashion / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Amastermovic(m): 2:52pm On Aug 03, 2016
I VOTE IAMKINGZLEE CC NLjega

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Nairaland / General / President Buhari Receives GEJ At The Statehouse (photo) by Amastermovic(m): 2:39pm On Aug 03, 2016
President Muhammadu Buhari receives the former President, Goodluck Jonathan at the statehouse on 3rd August

Photo credit bayo


Source http://naijalane.com.ng/2016/08/03/president-buhari-receives-fmr-president-goodluck-jonathan/

Webmasters / Re: Google Adsense 2nd Review Failed, Help Needed by Amastermovic(m): 5:18pm On Jul 29, 2016
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Mind u nothing bad in linking to high ranking site
From my mobile I can't found any of these page
About us
Contact us
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Webmasters / Re: Google Adsense 2nd Review Failed, Help Needed by Amastermovic(m): 12:37pm On Jul 29, 2016
waikiki:
i need help A.S.A.P
State clearly.. What mail was sent to you during the first review

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Education / Re: Admission Screening Exercise For 2016/2017 Academic Session Uniport by Amastermovic(m): 7:27am On Jul 27, 2016
MOSHOOD ABIOLA POLYTECHNIC ND FULL
TIME POSTUME/UTME SCREENING FORM IS
NOW AVAILABLE.. (MAPOLY)
The much awaited UTME Screening form is
now available on the school portal
Eligibility/Requirement for the UTME
screening
O level Result
Jamb registration number
Screening fee: #2500
Note :you can register for the form if
you didn’t choose Mapoly in the just
concluded jamb
Continue reading
http://naijalane.com.ng/2016/07/25/mapoly-postume-nd-form-20162017-session-is-now-available/
Webmasters / Re: 4 Tips To Get Adsense Approval Fast-2015 by Amastermovic(m): 6:56pm On Jul 25, 2016
flexbeauty:
hw do i engage my self na
Told you I was only joking.. Except you can boost ur traffic and ur website is having enough paying keywords that's not competitive
Webmasters / Re: 4 Tips To Get Adsense Approval Fast-2015 by Amastermovic(m): 8:46am On Jul 18, 2016
flexbeauty:
dat amount no bad o
Lol... That's what's called hope.

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