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1Link to print my clearance form
2change of course form
3Where to do my Medical
4Tax clearance
5School Fees
6where to Get Accomodation
7jamb original slip
8waec original cerfiticate or statement of result
Other
signify d one u need answer yo nd get d answer to it in 3mins time lets go there

martha: I will cry o

lolz plx dont cry just look @ it nd gve it a try i will tell u d answer whn i hit fp

[quote author=Elli-dude]I've seen this..No money is missing[/quote]ow sure r u lets watch nd see

martha: Confusing...

u need a jotter cox dis is a very big brain teaser u cant just read nd solve it like dat still waitin for d bozz to come in nd solve these

U saw a shirt of 97k n because u didn't hv cash
uborrowed
50k frm ur dad and 50k frm ur mum making
u hv 100k.
U bought d shirt and u r left wit 3k change. U
gave ur
dad 1k n mum 1k and kept 1k for urself. Now
u owe ur
dad n mum 49k each.
49k+49k= 98k + ur 1k = 99k. Where is d
missing 1k?
If u think u r intelligent and smart, solve it!

@op until u wan chop bread na then u go no sey oven dey :::until u die b4 u go knw sey hell dey:::I pray none of us experience it o:::no be by mouth or religion by ur mind hearth soul whats d diff self like dis jawe

Abayomi Akorede Oluwamastermovic

i gave her a crious ban frm blockin my 4mal acct 4 32yrs without doin notin:::i guess her techno phone ve been sold out on d 1st around 12:::to party with her frnds Mukinnna Ban me 1 more time again:::

See The New Names Nigerians Now Name
TheirTwins ***This Is A Very Serious Issue
Ooo...*** Are Nigerians not tired of Giving The
Kind OfNames Below To Their twins? Taiwo
and Kehinde, Odion and Omo, Hassan hussein,
Roqeeb and Roqeebat Kabira and Kabiru.
Shaki and Shakiru Rasheed and Rasheedat
Julius and Juliana Peter and Paul, Victor and
Victoria?. Why can't we use names like Copy
and Paste,Beans and Bread, Find and Replace.
Lost and Found Clearing and Forwarding,
Dolce and Gabbana, Goodness and Mercy,
Andrew Liver salt and Alabukun, Arinze and
Eye-rinze, Facebook and Twitter, Campbell and
Cowbell, Ogbonna and Ogboni, Input and
Output, Open and Close... APC & PDPAnd Finally
Millitant and Boko Haram. Add Yours Below &
keep the fun moving.

Simple tin bro:::Go to d north hlp us nd fight boko haram east clear all militant nd after ur struggle u will be put to jail 4 violence jst 26yrs::but pls Note Make sure u r 30yrs of Age b4 u try this i think dis little trick will hlp u Thank me later

modupee lowo olorun fun aseyorri ninu odun yin..oba haa oba hun oba hun hun::olohun kabiyessi oyigiyigi oba ti te ile be nii tenii ..kabi e o sii:::Giving thanks to my lord :::Jah jehovah..lord of Abraham lord of nairalanders ..Alhamdullilahi ra billi alamin::Kuli Allahu Ahad

if Nairabet nd Naijabet go pay u now like cox all my game na im i win:::cheers take sobo or kunu,fura drink ff me celebrate

Up Chealsea click like my naija peeps d sky is blue[b]Up Chealsea click like my naija peeps d sky is blue[/b]Up Chealsea click like my naija peeps d sky is blue

Be calm and reassuring. Breakup
speeches can escalate or go
wrong in so many different ways.
The key is to stay calm, put
yourself in the other person's
shoes, and try not to "win" the
argument. She'll probably counter
with some other facts; she may
even call you names. (You probably
would, too, right?) Think about
what she has to say, don't lose
your temper, and try your best not
to make her feel bad.
If you're genuinely sad that
you're breaking up, and you
think it might comfort her,
show some gentle affection. Ask
her if you can give her a hug;
put an arm on her shoulder;
look into her eyes and offer her
a heartfelt smile. These gestures
can go a long way toward
reassuring her in a tough time.
Talk to her, but keep the
conversation short . She might
have questions; answer them
truthfully. She might have a
different side of the story she
wants to tell; listen to her. Let her
get things off her chest.
If you notice the argument
going in circles and circles, tell
her gently: "I know this is hard,
but I feel we're just going
around in circles. Can I give you
some time to think about it?"
Offer her the opportunity to
discuss things at a later time.
Say something like: "I know this
is a lot to process at once. It is
for me, too. Maybe you want to
talk about it a bit later when
emotions aren't going
everywhere at once?"
Follow the list of "don'ts." There
probably isn't a breakup
"protocol," but there are definitely
things that you shouldn't do when
breaking up with anyone, no
matter who they are to you. They
include:
Don't lead her on. If you don't
think it's a good idea to stay
friends after a breakup, say so.
It's better than giving her false
hope.
Don't be a tattletale. There's a
saying "loose lips sink ships."
Well, it's not that serious, but
what happens between you
and her is no one else's
business. It's okay to tell your
good friends, but don't go
telling everyone every single
detail of the breakup.
Don't get with someone else
before you break up. That's
what is called cheating. Have a
little bit of patience and wait
until you've broken up if you're
in love with someone else.
Don't use the breakup as an
excuse to treat them badly.
Whatever they might have done
to you, it's honestly not worth it
trying to make their life hell.
Have respect and treat them the
way that you'd want to be
treated. It'll make the breakup
easier on both of you.

Are you in a relationship that is going
south? Are you dreading the moment
when you know you'll have to break up
with your girlfriend? Breaking up is never
easy, but neither is staying with someone
you don't love anymore. Here are some
quick and simple tips to help you break up
with a girl. Just remember: be thoughtful
and aware of what this girl is going
through, and that will make a huge
difference.
Breaking Up with a Girl
Find a legitimate reason to break
up with her . You need a reason to
break up with her, even if your
feelings have simply changed and
she hasn't done something
wrong. When you're in a
relationship with someone, you
owe it to them explain yourself.
You'd want a reason if you were
being broken up with, wouldn't
you?
Here are some common reasons
that people break up with one
another:
**Cheating**. A relationship is
between two people. Three's
a crowd.
**Disrespect**. Your partner
doesn't treat you the way
you know you should be
treated.
**Manipulative relationship**.
Your partner manipulates
you to get what she wants.
Falling out of love. You
realize, after time, that you
don't have feelings for her
the way you used to in the
beginning.
**Distance**. The physical
distance between you two
makes it hard for a
relationship to happen.
Find a quiet, isolated place free of
distractions . Breaking up in
person can be really hard, but
again, you definitely owe it to her.
Where you do it can be virtually
anywhere — a room, a park, or a
schoolyard, so long as there's not
much to distract you while you
break the news

Akshow: criticising when done in good taste and with the aim of improving hurts no one Mr. I have watched the movie and re watched it just now, all what the op pointed out are true. Minute details that our movie directors overlook are too much and this makes their movies look like a huge joke.

i knw wat d guy say is right nd ve just check d film again on my pc but i beleive d producer will try his best on his nxt movie::but lookin for forward to watch dat okey bakkasey stuff ve 4gotten d film name sha

though i beleive there is notin like xmas in d book of God but my question is this Y is dat christians follow their pastor nd nt Jesus nor God wish::exp fast 40days nd 9t ow many of us obey dis::but if pastors ask us to fast 4 3days on what he called a vision all members will go dat screamin daddy ask us to fast what daddy self:::open ur eyes my fellow nigerian stp waistin ur time nd sayin u r workin 4 God cox i dont fink God need a helper:::na everybody God call now 15 reedem churches in my str kilode::bussiness well is d Government cause cox i beleive if their is employment notin like dis will happen in d first place::::

mtcheew i dont knw y naija love to criticize oyinbo no dey do mistakes or dos rubbish pirated korean films u guys watched u hear wetin dem talk not to talk of their mistakes:.d guy dat produce d film is my neigbour i knw d time he used in makin dat short film well thanks sha show him ur post to work on such errors nxt time hit like::team naija 4life no matter how he take be
wow frnt page:::Say No To pirated Movies so dis guy will gain more of their hand work:::i dey hail 700 in 1 peeps

borin

Bbb

Upon Eating & Drinking
"Mention the name of Allah (Bismillah) eat
with your right hand, and eat from what is
near to you."
"When one of you eats, he should mention
the name of Allah before beginning.
ﺑِﺴْﻢِ ﺍﻟﻠَّﻪ
'Bismillah'
(In the name of Allah.)

And if he forgets, he should say,
ﺑِﺴْﻢِ ﺍﻟﻠَّﻪِ ﻓِﻲ ﺃَﻭَّﻟِﻪ ِِ ﻭَﺁﺧِﺮِﻩِ
'Bismillah awalu wa akhiru."
(In the name of Allah in the start and the
end.)"

To Protect Oneself
"If Allah bestows favors over his slave,
whether on his family, children, or property
and he says,
ﻣَﺎ ﺷَﺎﺀَ ﺍﻟﻠَّﻪ، ﻻ ﻗُﻮَّﺓَ ﺇِﻻَّ ﺑِﺎﻟﻠَّﻪ
'Masha Allah la qwata ila billah.'
(What Allah has willed there is no might
except with Allah.)
nothing should overcome him." (Ibn Alsanni)
Waking Up from a Bad Dream
"If any of you saw a dream which he liked,
then that was from Allah, and he should
thank Allah for it and tell it to others. But if
he saw something else, i.e. a dream that he
did not like, then that is from Satan and he
should seek refuge with Allah from it and
should not tell it to anybody for it will not
harm him." (B)
"A good dream is from Allah and a bad
dream is from Satan. So whoever has seen
(in a dream) something he disliked, then he
should spit without saliva thrice on his left
side and seek refuge with Allah from Satan
by saying:
ﺍﻋﻮﺫ ﺑﺎﻟﻠﻪ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺸﻴﻄﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻴﻢ
'A'oothu bilahe minashaitan arajeem.'
(I seek refuge with Allah from the accursed
devil.)
Then it will not harm him, and Satan cannot
appear in my shape.'

Muslims should get in the habit of
remembering Allah in everything we do. In
the following pages, readers will find the
supplications (du'aas) for many different
things. And who better to follow and learn
from than our Holy Prophet (SAW). He (SAW)
was the perfect role model because his
actions and behavior were exemplary.
Prophet Muhammad (SAW) always had the
remembrance of Allah in thoughts, actions,
and sayings. We, too, should try and emulate
his (SAW) behavior by learning how to keep
remembrance of Allah in our daily lives.
Between the time we get up and the time
we go to sleep, there is a du'a for almost
every act of our lives. During the holy month
of Ramadan, let us spend time memorizing
these supplications to ensure that we are
constantly thanking Allah for our multitude
of blessings.
Upon Traveling (Taking a Trip)
"Whoever wants to travel should say to
those whom he leaves behind,
ﺃَﺳْﺘَﻮْﺩِﻋُﻜُﻢُ ﺍﻟﻠَّﻪَ ﺍﻟَّﺬِﻱ ﻻ ﺗَﻀِﻴْﻊُ
ﻭَﺩَﺍﺋِﻌُﻪُ
'Astawdi'ukumu-l-llaha l-ladi la tadi'u
wada'i'uh.'
(I entrust you to Allah, to Whom anything
entrusted shall never be lost.)" (Ibn Alsanni)

What To Say To The Groom On Marrying
ﺑَﺎﺭَﻙَ ﺍﻟﻠَّﻪ ُُ ﻟَﻚَ، ﻭَﺑَﺎﺭَﻙَ ﻋَﻠَﻴْﻚَ، ﻭَﺟَﻤَﻊَ
ﺑَﻴْﻨَﻜُﻤَﺎ ﻓِﻲ ﺧَﻴْﺮ
'Barak allaho laka wa baraka alaika wa
jamaa ainakuma fee khair.'
(May Allah bless you and shower His blessing
upon you and keep you in a happy union.)