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titigold:
my frds in question are guys.

lol u change am abii.eventhough dem b guys they will actually tell u it works buh whn d result koms dem no go take inside d pain.

It works buh 30% chances..nd 70% chances it will damage ur body whn u increase ur body system with lime

Firmjudge:
lols i believe you are joking right.?
Because she never had a child..

lol c u ,she just no wan pple knw cox una fit kidnap 4 dis country nd she probably knw sey she go dey our money

Na my grandma be dat nw

AFTER ABT A WK this post jez made fp verybadt

Na only u waka kom.komot ur antivirus nw..naija self na Virus nation..BUH i gat komot my antivirus or else na hunger go kill me

titigold:
av frds who used it and they confirmed ow effective it is.
wanna know how true it is nairalanders.

No be like my own sperm thick like mucor so u fit tell ur frnd 2 gve mine a try..u no wan get belle then no sex

Babe2sure:
Amen God forbid

lolz u wey be woman self

I pray u marry d last person u kissed recently. Do I get an ”amen”or”god forbid”....comment nd see funny comments as well.

MsGlobalwonder:
Hello everyone. I'm relatively new here although I read comments. What have I missed? Lol

alot u ve missed d Nairaland pals..if care is nt taken u might nt even koment on d frnt page 4 6mnth..
U missed reason y u must nt be faithful wiv ur gf..alot sha..l

Nairaland

Jonathan.goat.monkey

Abegi summarize dis tin

harryfish:
Nice topic.
@ OP! Finally you have put to rest my troubled mind. Have been meaning to ask this as a question but shame will not allow me. I remembered my first experience after waitng 4 years I was really humiliated and embarrassed. On that special day lo and behold no blood. I was believed to have been lying and pretending all along that I was untainted when I was not. Till this day I keep asking myself what went wrong. I don't ever contribute when issues bout virginity is being discussed. I am still dyingg of the shame within me.

sowi 4 d quote..MY GAL frnd also did nt bleed but it tuk me 2days to pierce her..never trust her much till date..can i ask her dat did any guy sex her b4 won't it sound embarasin

COURSE TITLE: Love Mathematics.
COURSE CODE: GMS122. All question carry equaL marks.
TIME: 2hrs, 30minutes.
1. If a GirL is in LOve fOr 10years and at the end, the guy breaks up with her, what is the Formula for calculating such Love and Time wasted?
2. As a guy, you dated more than 6chicks At a time, using the Almighty Formula, calculate the expenses and Loss in handLing aLL of them?
(Question 3- For girLs only)
3. Using Laws Of Indices, calculate the disappearance of your boyfrnd whenever you demand for an iphone6.
(Question 4- For boys only)
4. You send an Airtime worth #1500 to ur gaLfrnd and she sends you a Please call me I Love You text, calculate the profit and Loss %tage of the Airtime being send and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation.
5. In not more than 10pages, what are the similitude between Orobo girLs and Lekpa girLs.
6. With the aid of a Labelled diagram, draw and explain the term ‪#‎ Ukwu‬"
7. You broke up wit ur gal bcuz of christmas gift, etc. Using quadrctic equation, calculate how long it'll take you to get her back in January.
8. As a guy, you re dating other people's sisters, but you dont want any other guy to date ur sister. Calculate the %-Error of ur Foolish and wicked behaviour (Take pie = 3.142)
9. When you check a Facebook profiLe 99% of guys re singLe as their maritaL status state, and 100% of the Gals re dating, its compLicated, engaged, in a relationship, married. BriefLy explain who they are dating in not Less than two sentences.
.......N/B- Attempt all questions to avoid carry - over!!

Wetin be my own

If u ask me na who i go ask,
if i read ur story na who i go tell,

NA WETIN HAPPEN

Money has different names !!! In Church its called
(offering), In School its (fee), In marriage it's called
(dowry), In divorce (alimony), When u owe someone
its (debt ), When u pay the government (tax), In
Court (fines), Civil Servant retirees (pension), Boss
to workers (salary), Master to subordinates (wages),
When u borrow from bank (loan), When u offer after
a service (tip), To kidnappers (ransom), Illegally
received in d name of service (bribe).
The question is: "When a Husband gives it to his
Wife" What do we call it?
Answer __________??

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for eassy scratch on your screen. Don't bother to
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if i was a sharp boy. what would u call the guy dat remove the name on it and inscribe his name on it? brilliant?

When I Was A Kid I Usually Write My Name
On A Tiny Piece Of Paper & Slot It Into My
Eleganza/Bic Biro 4 Identification...
As A Sharp Boy
How Many Of You Did The Same?

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Wall small u should ve let them build a tin nd put nigeria dre cox we be prisoner..mtcheew u fink sey dis country get boundary,

.,ur faith nt ours

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