₦airaland Forum

We d
entire family of
carbonhydrate of
balance diet local
government area regret
2 announce d death of
our father,brother &
grandfather MR Rice
who died in fire accident
along pot express
road.he was age 24
cups.he is survived by
mrs stew-wife,curry
& thyme-twin
daughters,onions &
maggi-sons-inla
w.Burial arrangement 25
December 2014 body
leaves kictchen
mourtuary 2 his home
town- dining table.Music
by plate & spoons.Cups
& water are highly
invited.Papa our
stomach luvs u,may ur
soul rest in d bossom of
d toilet.Signed by meat
&fish 4 d family.

Dear Ladies, We the National Association of Husbands And Boyfriends (NAHAB), wish to announce our annual 2months strike which commences on 10th of November and ends on 2nd of January 2015.
Please note; our cell phones will not be working during the strike and our relationship commitments will continue from the 2nd of January, we apologize for any inconvenience caused to our wives and girlfriends who might be hoping to be with during the christmas period..
Thanks for your understanding.
Yours Sincerely,
The Broke Men/Boys......

http://www.amebomapoly.com/

GogetterMD:
Instead of charging them to court(which to me should be a no case, as there would be little to no evidence to prove the immoral acts of the young lads) and jailing them, why not rehabilitate them cause homosexuality is a psychological problem

wat do u mean by pschological problem...y cant they slp inside d gutter and let's it pyscho then.

laurel03:
Imagine that...when enuf pool dey lag

lol man..u knw sey no money nd d cause is all dis phonography film..dey do practical

The Lagos State Police Command has arrested two teenage boys, Gideon Harrison and Ifeanyi Ezeorji, for allegedly having sex with each other in the Ikotun area of Lagos.
PUNCH Metrolearnt that while Harrison is 19 years old, Ezeorji is just 14. Our correspondent gathered that the two boys were arrested on October 23 by the Ikotun Police Division. According to the police, Harrison and Ezeorji had sex with each other through the anus, an act known as sodomy.
Our correspondent also gathered that while Ezeorji was a Senior Secondary School pupil 1 in Igando High School, Ikotun Road, Harrison had finished secondary school education.
PUNCH Metrolearnt that the complainant, one Toheeb Adekunle, who stays on Muka Street, Ijegun Road and works inside the Ikotun Motor Park, caught the two boys in the act, and reported the matter to the police. Adekunle was said to have told the police that Harrison had the habit of sleeping with boys in the area.
When our correspondent visited the area on Friday, a police source said the two boys had been taken to the State Criminal Investigations Department, Yaba, adding that they would be charged to court soon.
At Ezeorji’s family apartment on Oladunjoye Street, Ikotun, his mother, Mrs. Chinyere Ezeorji, toldPUNCH Metrothat her son was a responsible boy who would never indulge in such an act. She added that he is still a virgin.
She said, “My son is just 14 years old. He does not do such things. He is not even mature yet. He takes his bath outside, some times in the presence of his sisters to tell you that he is young. His father had died in September this year, and we have yet to bury him. The family is still grieving him. All I know is that there is no truth in the allegation.
“I don’t know about the other man. I have not even met him. On the day of the alleged incident, my son had strolled to the motor park, and there was a street fight. My son then told me later on that he was simply watching the fight, and he had been arrested by the police.”
When our correspondent visited Adekunle’s house address on Ijegun Road, his neighbours said he was no longer living in the place as he had moved to an unknown place in Ikotun. All efforts to also locate Harrison’s house or his family for comment were unsuccessful as of the time of this report.
The Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, DSP Kenneth Nwosu, while confirming the arrest of the boys, said the suspects had also been charged to court.
He said, “Yes, they were arrested by the Ikotun Police Division, and they have been charged to court. In law, this offence is called sodomy, and it carries with it about seven to 14 years imprisonment if found guilty, going by an Act of the National Assembly.
“You know, it is even against culture and religion. The Christian, Islamic and even the traditional religions condemn this in its entirety. So, the case has been taken to court
source:punch

NIGERIA’S most widely read newspaper,The PUNCH,on Saturday reaffirmed its leadership position on the country’s print journalism landscape as it posted an outstanding performance at the 2014 edition of the Nigerian Media Merit Award.
At the grand award presentation ceremony which held at the Imo State International Convention Centre, Owerri, your darling newspaper won the Babatunde Jose Prize for Newspaper of the Year, beatingVanguardandLeadershipnewspapers to the highly coveted award.
The Editor, The PUNCH, Mr. Martin Ayankola, was also adjudged the winner of the Dele Giwa Prize for Editor of the Year. Editors ofVanguardandLeadershipnewspapers, Mideno Bayagbon and Sadiq Abdullateef respectively, were runners-up in the category.
The Acting Head, News and Politics,Saturday PUNCH, Mr. Dayo Oketola, emerged as the winner of the Conoil Prize for Energy Correspondent of the Year with his entry, “Firewood, coal usage poses great danger to 120 million Nigerians” published on December 19, 2013.
Oketola also received commendations in two other categories. He was runner-up in the Peter Odili Prize for Power Reporter of the Year and the Intercontinental Bank Prize for Capital Market Reporter of the Year.
It was Sulaimon Olanrewaju of theNigerian Tribunewho won in the Peter Odili Prize for Power Reporter of the Year whileVanguard’s Nnorom Eucharia emerged the winner of the Intercontinental Bank Prize for Capital Market Reporter of the Year..
Source punchng.com

Brb

Wah is d diff btw going 2church and stayin @home gan self...where is it stated in d bible attend church on sunday...nwadays d church nw operates like a mosque.5 services perday...y r d jehovah witness using hall..kindly need a gud answer

Can sum1 gve me a brief summary abt d post.

I shall get dre also nd pass dat level nd i pway 4 u all also

smithsammy:
a very rude and senseless fellow. Only if you will be confidenced enough to answer - which school are you, or did you graduated from? So I can no where to start from.

i guess u r d 1 rude here nd where r d mod's....i don't need to brag here wiv sch or certificate if u knw u worth it.then lemme create a new thread 4 quiz ....

smithsammy:
a very rude and senseless fellow. Only if you will be confidenced enough to answer - which school are you, or did you graduated from? So I can no where to start from.

i guess u r d 1 rude here nd where r d mod's....i don't need to brag here wiv sch or certificate if u knw u worth it.then lemme create a new thread 4 quiz ...dullard

smithsammy:
the only best thing is to disregard your comment. To every sane and peaceful society, there are few sycophants and tantrumers whose utterance has no meaning what-so-ever in the discourse of things. A doomed fellow.

can some1 explain this 2me cox i school in korea[color=#990000][/color]

smithsammy:
The beginning of superiority acclaimation is the end of peace in every sane society. The two fields contributes their quos to the society and one is not greater than the other. While giving your self a sleepless night in the craveness for superiority, you can channel your strenght in other things that will help move this country forward.
My two cent's worth!

Man frm jupiter..but i guess urs is pluto

denedene:
all professions r needed for d world to exist..... for me I would say diplomats rule d world cuz without em, you wuld c crisis errrywhr, medcibe is also essential tho before we strt talkn bou engineering

yea both r needed.man

lomaxx:
If we were to use high mortality rate as a yardstick to judge- I would want to take take your mind down memory lane to the brief Ebola drama that happened in Nigeria. If you appear yet to be convinced, go to Liberia, Guinea and Sierra Leone and see what's going on to appreciate the depravity of your argument. And when we now talk about the morbidity and mortality of Malaria, HIV, Tuberculosis etc in Sub-Saharan Africa- you will appreciate your argument better. These things are a reflection of the lack of sufficiently trained medical personnel.

But nay- the principles and the practice of medicine does not derive its relevance from the number of lives lost. We are never proud about it. Its a blow to the practice. Medical practice saves lives and grant succor to broken souls. We give hope - the ray of life in the tumbling storm.

Even more than that - something more than treatment is going on at hospitals every day. Every night some doctor, nurse or staff is donating blood for patient. Every day they are arranging free medicines, equipments for the patients that cannot afford them - and these aren’t for credit. It is done out of our interest and dedication.

So we really don't want to rule the world. So far we rule our world, we're very okay.

PS- Ruling our World : Providing the best care to a patient within the best time possible.

Am nt yabin any profession here Man am jez making reaserch am only askin of ur view which u l8er mention..DOCTOR'S dönatin blood..ow many of dem ve u encountered..ENGR Gives value 2 life.make life comfortable..NIGERIA COULD VE NT BEEN EBola free if nt for d intervention of Engr..y cant they use mere mouth 2 treat them without instrument

Engineering rules d world..we provide hospital,4 ur health care...we provide d bed,syringe,lab apparatus used in d lab....infact if a pharmacist made a single mistake just abt 60pple will be dead..but if a structures fail oh my God over 600 will gone with no remedies..drop nd support 1 nd ur views

Man can u gve me a tutorial on how to unlock moderm

Story 4 d Gods..

NIGERIA vs INDIA:1-99
did u watch d match or heard about it,i heard dat d indians used juju to change d ball to stone anytim a nigerian player wants to play,i also heard dat each tym d ball is fired at our keeper he runs away from d goal post cos d ball turns into a lion head.dey said a nigerian player played a short nt mindin if its a stone or nt nd dat it was wat gave us our consolatory goal.i was told dat d indians were banished from futball cos of d match.
Pls aw true is dis?
Source:fb

When I was young I thought
that money was the most
important thing in life; now that
I am old I know that it is.
Oscar Wilde
Money cannot buy peace of
mind. It cannot heal ruptured
relationships, or build meaning
into a life that has none.
Richard M. DeVos
................
The lack of money is the root of
all evil.
Mark Twain
.............
Money has never made man
happy, nor will it, there is
nothing in its nature to produce
happiness. The more of it one
has the more one wants.
Benjamin Franklin..
......;;;;........
If women didn't exist, all the
money in the world would have
no meaning.
Aristotle Onassis
........................
I'd like to live as a poor man
with lots of money.
Pablo Picasso

Hmm Watchin with googles...d holiday is nt meant for christian..cox churches operates on Saturday b4...nd Sunday is a free day..am Also a muslim..u can declare holiday for ur self if u worth it

chaaaiiiiii who dey inside dis bathrum since nw::::dis agbari oju gun of water don hot nw......u wan baff kill all ya delll niii...u dey carry hot waater baff:::wetin make peeps wey dey convention come do...

Ebola ooooo....Dem sey make we carry warm water nd salt baff b4 7am plzz ooo.typed dis in pidgin to help peeps ...abeggggggggg..spread dis mssg
VERY URGENT PLS. INFORMATION IS GOING ROUND
FROM TRUSTED SOURCES THAT EVERY ONE IS TO
POUR SALT IN WARM WATER AND USE IT TO BATH
BEFORE DAY BREAK THIS MORNING AS EBOLA
VACCINE. I don't even know the origin but every call
I'm receiving now points to that. Since salty water is
not harmful to skin I think it's just better we do it.
Pls JUMP UP NOW and bath with salty water and
share this post (also call those you can reach)

Booked

1999: BRAZIL 4 - 0 GERMANY
2002: BRAZIL 2 - 0 GERMANY
2004: BRAZIL 1 - 1 GERMANY
Total: BRAZIL 7 - GERMANY 1.
But in the year ...2014:
BRAZIL 1 - 7 GERMANY
This year, what ever you have lost in the past shall
be recovered in a single day. Claim it by saying
Amen!!!
Gud afternoon nd have a lovely weekend.

Academic Staff Union of Polytechnics,
ASUP, has suspended its 11 months
strike.
This was disclosed by the President of
the Union, Dr Chibuzor
Asomugha,Saturday, after their
National Executive Council, NEC,
meeting held in Abuja.
Speaking with Vanguard on telephone
he said, “Our National Executive
Council, NEC, met today (Saturday)
and resolved to suspend the strike for
three months starting from Tuesday
next week.”
Asomugha who said that the strike
was suspended for three months
explained that the consideration was to
allow the new Education Minister,
Alhaji Abrahim Shekarau study their
demands and take appropriate action.
He, therefore urged students and
lecturers without further delay to go
back to their classrooms.
He said: “The decision to call off the
strike is in consonance with the
demand of the present Minister of
Education, Alhaji Abrahim Shekarau to
allow him study our demands.”
According to the union leader, “all
ASUP is asking for is that government
makes commitment on when and how
the issues will be resolved.’’ He did not
state whether the Federal Government
has however made any commitment
before the suspension of the strike.
You will recalled on Thursday last
week after Shekarau was sworn-in as
minister on Wednesday that he met
with the leadership of the Academic
Staff Union of Polytechnics, ASUP
demand for time to study their
demand.

All applicants, ND,HND,PT,Evening can now apply at
www.mapoly.edu.ng

PROCEDURE
1.Go to www.mapoly.edu.ng
2.Click on prospective student bar
3.Click on start application
4.Fill the neccesary details
5.Make payment through your Visa or Master card.
For help on how to fill d form u can reply this thread ...Or call me
Good news abt mapoly is u can write d post utme without choosin them in jamb..
After d exam nd u succeed u will collect change of institution form frm d polytechnic nt jamb oo

Oh My God pls no Insult here

ASUP Strike 2014: Panel of
Judges Recommends
Removal Of HND, First Degree
Disparity in Nigeria
This will be a great news to all students of
polytechnics whose institution is still
participating in the strike, which was
embarked upon by the union still October
2013.
According to latest information reaching our
news desk today, the Presidential Committee
on NEEDS assessment of Nigerian Public
Polytechnics and Colleges of Education, has
once again, recommended the removal of
dichotomy between Higher National Diploma,
HND, and the university first degrees.
Update about ASUP/COEASU meeting with
Federal government
The committee, which had in its report
submitted to the Federal Government in
Abuja, yesterday been the 1st of July 2014,
also advised that the curriculum of
polytechnics should be regularly reviewed to
address changes in industry and the demand
in society.
While speaking on this issue, th Director,
Tertiary Education, Federal Ministry of
Education, and Chairperson of the committee,
Mrs. Hindatu Abdullahi, said part of the
recommendations was that the National
Board for Technical Education, NBTE and
National Universities Commission, NUC,
should develop standards for the award of
Bachelor of Technology, B.Tech, by the
nation’s polytechnics.
Mrs Hindatu Abdullahi went on to add that
the panel/committee also recommended
autonomy for deserving colleges of education
to degree-awarding status, as well as
increase enrollment of students into their
programmes, which will also be good news to
all admission seeking students, starting from
this year.
Here’s a quote from Mrs Hindatu Abdullahi
which we decided to quote below.
“The National Commission for Colleges of
Education, NCCE, should ensure that all
colleges of education running degree
programmes should have not less than 60
per cent Ph.D holders of the total academic
staff strength for each of the degree courses;
and provision of Centres for Educational
Technology, CET, with all the requisite
facilities”.
The report which was submitted to federal
government from the committee also
revealed that in the schools visited by the
committee members, “all categories of
physical facilities are grossly inadequate,
while available ones are utiliaed beyond
installed capacity.
“Some vital learning resources are
completely unavailable; which included the
enrollment policy of 60:40 ratio for Science
and Arts-based courses in Colleges of
Education and 70:30 in favor of Science/
Technology and Arts/Social Sciences in
polytechnics are not implemented.
“In some institutions, the teacher-student
ratio is low; most of the academic
institutions do not have on-campus hostels,
while the available ones are overcrowded,
poorly lit and not adequately ventilated, and
in a state of disrepair; municipal facilities are
inadequate and in poor condition.
“Based on these findings, the following
recommendations cut across the polytechnics
and colleges of education:
Completion of abandoned and on-going
projects;
Rehabilitation and upgrading of facilities,
buildings, hostels, class of study,
infrastructures that are in the state of
disrepair; provision and rehabilitation of
students through public-private partnership.
“Recruitment of qualified teachers and
training/re-training of personnel;
Provision and upgrading of internet
connectivity,
Tele-communication and information
services;
Provision of essential learning resources/
materials;
All polytechnics and colleges should be
linked to the National Power Grid and provide
alternative/support of power in libraries,
laboratories, workshops and studios; review
of the laws establishing these institutions;
the following recommendations are specific
to polytechnics,” the report stressed.
Mrs Hindatu Abdullahi also went on to
inform that the report would assist the
federal government in repositioning the
academic institutions for effective and
efficient teaching, learning research and
community services, in line the federal
government’s transformation agenda and
global best practices for 2020.
More details about the 1st of July meeting
coming soon.