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Crime › Re: Man Charged With Stabbing Co-Tenant Over Bathroom Usage by Amastermovic(op): 3:31pm On Dec 20, 2014

bynat:
u dnt find such in Sambisa

plz sis i need an apartment dre..don't knw if u may b off hlp

Crime › Re: Man Charged With Stabbing Co-Tenant Over Bathroom Usage by Amastermovic(op): 3:27pm On Dec 20, 2014

missphumby:
. Yea, we understand, evrytin is private right? Private bathroom, private toliet, private mosq/church, private beach, private jet, private cinema, private private pools and evrytin is private. Damn! U are soo hilarious! Five private bathrooms? Still laffing dou

lolz na 5bathrum toilet g guy dey stay now

Crime › Re: Man Charged With Stabbing Co-Tenant Over Bathroom Usage by Amastermovic(op): 3:25pm On Dec 20, 2014

dapsonjegz:
ur wife fit stab u na

wife.lolz na to go dey baff inside river b dat.dre's enough space

Sports › Re: Super Falcons Rise To 32nd Position In FIFA Rankings by Amastermovic(m): 12:57pm On Dec 20, 2014

Ojoro oya blame Gej as usual nw...

NA SO SO OYINBo game una like..were d likes off ours,10-10 ,suwe,okoto,AYO,POLICE ND TIF..BOJUBOJU...TINKOTINKO..TABLE SOCCER.BIRO FIGHTER,ONISOONISO..i call on.

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Crime › Re: Man Charged With Stabbing Co-Tenant Over Bathroom Usage by Amastermovic(op): 7:39am On Dec 20, 2014

simplemach:
Public compound. Thank God i have 5 private bathrooms, even with one in the kitchen. Atleast nobody will hav to stab me for using his turn.

we wey be sey our auz na barack koor..i woke as early as 4 to take my bath still i go que..chaii

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Crime › Man Charged With Stabbing Co-Tenant Over Bathroom Usage by Amastermovic(op): 7:29am On Dec 20, 2014

A48-year-old businessman, Kassim Raheem, who allegedly stabbed a co-tenant for trying to outsmart him by dashing into their residence’s only bathroom, on Friday. He appeared in court in Lagos.

Raheem, who resides at Mafoluku, Oshodi, Lagos, is facing a two-count charge of breach of peace and assault before an Oshodi Magistrates’ Court, Lagos.

The prosecutor, Cpl. Kehinde Olatunde, told the court that the accused stabbed Mr Sunday Awulu on the head on Dec. 11 at their residence.

According to the prosecutor, the accused claimed that it was his turn to use the bathroom, but the complainant entered. “The accused claimed that he kept a bucket of water at the entrance of the bathroom before the complainant entered the place, and that when he complained, Awulu ignored him.”

source:

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/man-charged-stabbing-co-tenant-bathroom-usage/

Nairaland General › "Nigeria, We Hail Thee"former National Anthem Of Nigeria.reason Y It Was Change by Amastermovic(op): 7:14am On Dec 20, 2014

[b]"Nigeria, We Hail Thee" is the former national anthemof Nigeria, used from independence in 1960 until 1978. Nigeria's present anthem, " Arise, O Compatriots," was adopted in 1978, replacing "Nigeria, We Hail Thee." [ 1 ]
"Nigeria, We Hail Thee" was adopted as Nigeria's first national anthem on October 1, 1960. [ 2 ]The anthem's lyricswere written by Lillian Jean Williams, a British expatriatewho lived in Nigeria when it achieved independence. [ 2 ] Frances Berdacomposed the music for "Nigeria, We Hail Thee." [ 2 ]
The second national anthem, " Arise, O Compatriots," replaced "Nigeria, We Hail Thee" in 1978. [ 2 ]
Criticism
When it was first announced, the new national anthem faced criticism for a number of reasons. The Daily Service, a newspaper run by the Yorubaorganisation Egbé Ọmọ Odùduwà, started a campaign against the anthem, which led to a committee being established to collect signatures as a petition. [ 3 ]
"Nigeria, We Hail Thee" (1960-1978)

Nigeria, we hail thee,
Our own dear native land,
Though tribe and tongue may differ,
In brotherhood we stand,
Nigerians all are proud to serve
Our sovereign Motherland.
Our flag shall be a symbol
That truth and justice reign,
In peace or battle honour'd,
And this we count as gain,
To hand on to our children
A banner without stain.
O God of all creation,
Grant this our one request,
Help us to build a nation
Where no man is oppressed,
And so with peace and plenty
Nigeria may be blessed.[/b]

Nairaland General › Strange Fact Abt Life.the Rich And Poor by Amastermovic(op): 9:31pm On Dec 19, 2014

You were born in a first
class hospital,
I was born at home- but
we are all living..
You woke up from bed, I
woke up from a mat on the floor- we all had sleep.
You drink champagne, I
drink life beer- we all
got
drank. You eat fried rice, I eat
akpu- we all get full. You dress in imported suits
and Gucci,
I dress in okirika and die- we
all cover our nudity.
You drive lexus 350, I use voxwagen- we
all reach destiny. You are reading this from
your iPhone or Samsung S5,
I wrote my post using
C2- we are all
reading this post.
Why should I kill myself?? Why should I commit
suicide?.....Life is just a
combat.
TRUE or FALSE
gudevenin my pple!

Politics › Re: Throwback Pix Of Tinubu & Remi, Fayose & Feyi And Sanusi & Sadiya by Amastermovic(m): 4:23pm On Dec 19, 2014

micronut:
Lol...sorry its just a reflection of the past to tell someone that hope is not lost, that one look haggard today doesn't say u cant be superrich tmrw....

Moreso its Dec time now......Enof of whala oga....relax and have fun ok...

y won't dre b hope after they stole d money dat blongs 2 me u nd our children 4 d sake of theirs na cancer go kill them finish wahs gud abt dec..no light them wan increase tariff dont ve money to buy komon phone of 5k but dre pikins they buy d whole bureau use d latest ride..

Politics › Re: Throwback Pix Of Tinubu & Remi, Fayose & Feyi And Sanusi & Sadiya by Amastermovic(m): 4:09pm On Dec 19, 2014

mtcheew y always throwback..wah abt throw front nd throw middle una case don tire me..una go just they poke nose enter person wey don rich matter.jobless pple

Romance › Re: 21 Things Girls Do In The Name Of Love by Amastermovic(m): 4:06pm On Dec 19, 2014

RUBish if dem no do all dis who u wan date nd ve sex with,..dat's jez normal. undecided

Business › Re: Eko Electricity Company Announces 7-Hour Power Blackout In Lagos. by Amastermovic(m): 6:45am On Dec 19, 2014

cbrass:
Which of the magodo..I hope its not the one at the back of ur house. Come to magaodo GRA phase 2 and charge ur phone pls

bro d 1 @ nepa..don't fake tinz 4 us here jawe.dre is light gan self nw

Business › Re: Eko Electricity Company Announces 7-Hour Power Blackout In Lagos. by Amastermovic(m): 11:39am On Dec 18, 2014

cbrass:
You don't have to announce this nw... Are you trying to pretend you don't know we are already in black out..MAGODO HERE IS WORSE

broz una dey get light like madt 4 magodo..na magodo i dey charge my phone all d way frm berger

Nairaland General › Xmas Is Around The Corner! by Amastermovic(op): 3:32pm On Dec 17, 2014

[b]TIME 4 GUYZ TO BREAK UP LOL!!! .
1* U saw me sweeping my room n u never care to collect the broom and finish d sweeping,
It's over!
2* U don't bend properly wen u sweep, U wil have Pride issues, & i can't marry a proud woman,
*its over*
3* Did u just call me honey? You are trying to say my mum is a Bee? We're done!
*its over*
4* My mum checked my future, you are not in it.
*its over*.
5* baby my mum says dat there are a lot of witches in ur village so we can't go out anymore!
*its over*
6* why would u tell me to watch champions
league wen Man United is not there! U want to mock me abi?
*Its over*
7* U smiled at d guy in the car while we were
trekking.
*its over*
8* U don't use ma picture as ur profile picture,
*its over!*
9* U cook d eggs instead of boil,
*it's over,,,
10* U hug me instead of kissing me
*it's over*
11* Anytime u enter my house network will disappear
*it's over and over! *
12* Told you to cook rice and beans you cook beans and rice
*its over*
13* I gave you six eggs, boil 3 and fry 3, you boiled the wrong 3 and fried the wrong 3 it's *?[/b]

Webmasters › Re: What Will you Charge Me to Install Few SMF Mods For Me by Amastermovic(m): 11:54am On Dec 09, 2014

Mail me man..movicmaster<at>gmail.com

Romance › Re: US Rapper Kills Wife & Commits Suicide ‘as Floyd Mayweather Watched On Facetime' by Amastermovic(m): 11:47am On Dec 09, 2014

Them dey listen to news abt our artist there..so wah's my own

Politics › Re: Prophet T.B. Joshua Finally Revealed His True Identity During His Crusade by Amastermovic(m): 10:49am On Dec 07, 2014

Mtcheew am usin nokia 110..consider me nw .

Politics › Re: Plane Loaded With Military Grade Arms Intercepted In Kano Airport (pic) by Amastermovic(m): 10:46am On Dec 07, 2014

Brb.lemme confirm

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do People Use Smaller Denomination For Church Offering? by Amastermovic(m): 9:49am On Dec 07, 2014

canalily:
na lie o o o pastor them do contribute buh they normally fold thier palms so that we will see their own

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do People Use Smaller Denomination For Church Offering? by Amastermovic(m): 9:27am On Dec 07, 2014

Dem don update jawe pastor no dey contribute more over d money no dey go heaven

Nairaland General › Re: 14 Signs To Knw Dat U R Mad by Amastermovic(op): 6:53pm On Dec 06, 2014

Oluwatosean:
ummm..

guy guy guy we be we we.read my signature nw.greatest kokobilo.

Nairaland General › Re: 14 Signs To Knw Dat U R Mad by Amastermovic(op): 4:35pm On Dec 06, 2014

Oluwatosean:
hey ma aboki flend, hw u dey. I see both of us r jovless 2day

yes my man..gve me ya fb link

Nairaland General › Re: 14 Signs To Knw Dat U R Mad by Amastermovic(op): 4:08pm On Dec 06, 2014

Oluwatosean:
15. If u read this post and comment, u r weyrey

mr man na b be dis.u remember me mr man my signature.na u be dis 4 my post again.u c sey u no get work

Nairaland General › Re: 14 Signs To Knw Dat U R Mad by Amastermovic(op): 3:58pm On Dec 06, 2014

JOETYNO:
the speed wey I carry zoom in here sef
cos I thought I'll see my own sympton)
mtcheeewww!!!!!!!!!!! i know that I am mad, buh na money madness

u r mad if tif carri gun 4 ya head where is d money nd u r sayin na my oga money

Nairaland General › 14 Signs To Knw Dat U R Mad by Amastermovic(op): 3:45pm On Dec 06, 2014

[b](1) You apply Perfume cuz u wanna Snap
Pics
(2) You wan use fork to drink garri
(3) You wanna climb my facebook wall so
you
would see what I'm doing inside
(4) You kneel down becos u wan greet
person
for phone
(5) You are above 25 and Davido and
Wizkid are
your role model
(6) It took me an hour to compose a
message you
come
reply with "k" You are really mad
(7) You carry screw driver go bank because
you wan open new account ( You went 2 bed with a ruler jst 2 knw aw long
u slept
(9) You reduce volume of music player
bcoz you
wan read text
message
(10) You Dey Smile bacause Who senior
you greet
you.
(11) You made a vow of N1000 in church
and you
put N50 in the offering box
(12) You dey Monitor your bf/gf or
husband/
wife
movement''security for life.
(13) You nor get shishi for bank account you dey sing "Chop my money"
instead of
"Mercies of
the Lord"... Lol
(14) If you read this post and you did not
comment, please visit a psychiatric hospital for madness
examination... Lolzzzz Have a nice Day[/b]

Family › Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Amastermovic(m): 12:24pm On Dec 06, 2014

Emmysteve:
Lmfao may nobody steal our glory in real life in Jesus name.

Amen bro dat's jez Nigeria 4 u..GOD SAVE DIS GUY BUH I FREE AM COX I MADE FP YESTERDAY Likewise 2day.

Family › Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Amastermovic(m): 10:50am On Dec 06, 2014

thankyouJesus:
#commentcharity.
Modified: so na like this ftc be? Wey I think say money dey involve. #peoplenogetwork.

where d mods dis man stole my write up i post dis in d morin what i suffered writin but u cant just gve kudos 2 d real owner

Nairaland General › Re: If U Never Do This Then I Guess Ur Childhood Wasn't Fun! by Amastermovic(op): 7:17am On Dec 06, 2014

Priceless24:
Oh yes it was

by u goin to d cinema.,visitin santa,beach stuff right..dats nt fun..
Our own santa is ojujukalaba..
Never bin 2 d cinema but then we go as far as 4str with pant to watch jesus in white cloth na cinema 2..nd we buy akara 4 nlyon go..u said ajebota..we even chop better fud pax u i dey finish bread 150 then we dont kip beans 4 fridge.everytin na sharp..dats y we d ajepako never put on Glass then in sch..

Nairaland General › Re: If U Never Do This Then I Guess Ur Childhood Wasn't Fun! by Amastermovic(op): 6:55am On Dec 06, 2014

Priceless24:
Nope, these things are only for paco shidren. As you can see I be aje ::-P

Then I Guess Ur Childhood Wasn't Fun!)::-P::-P::-P

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