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Investment › Re: How Much Should I Take For Hire Purchase In Keke by AmazingELixir: 9:43pm On Mar 14, 2022
Michelle70:
Good evening Nairalanmders, I wish to buy Kekenapep and give out as higher purchase.
Buying of the keke is about 1.04m, the truth is I am a bit confused how much the person should pay back in total at the end of the agreement.

How much should I charge him?

Pls this is important to me.
A keke driver I opened a discussion with some days back told me if he starts on time and work a full day excluding cost of fuelling and charges by agbero and NURTW, he makes between N10k and N15k per month...the guy speaks very well and on further probing I discovered he is a graduate of computer engineering and into programming and software development, he said a job offer brought him to Lagos and the amount he was offered was about N70k monthly...he thought hard about the offer and instead gathered the money he makes from doing jobs for people to buy keke, he gave someone to operate for him by making returns of N4k daily..he said after the first week the guy started missing his targets with all manner of cooked up stories, the rider's truancy continued up until the third week and he had to go retrieve his Keke and started operating it himself...he said he has never regretted going into the business the money he makes in a month hovers between N270k and N300k and he doesn't work every day. He concluded by saying he is saving to leave the country to pursue his passion which is programming...I just immediately liked the guy.

Some of these guys going into these businesses don't look down on them...these country is driving people to do insane things....it takes someone of high principles to shelf cyber crime with that guy's training with no reasonable job...while the useless yahoo boys with little or no ICT background are scamming unsuspecting victims the world over.

Op back to your question....when it comes to transport business there is no one to trust...they might comply the first few weeks and subsequently fall back to what they know best...cheating and lying....so save yourself the stress or go into it yourself.
Car Talk › Re: My Stolen Toyota Camry Has Been Found Alongside The Thief In Lagos by AmazingELixir: 7:21am On Mar 13, 2022
shocked


Op happy for you oo, didn't you give the thief a deafening slap for nearly giving you HBP..?

Aaah op that location where the car is parked be like police station oo, that marking on the fence....in their usual way they'll want to collect from you.. grin
Car Talk › Re: My Stolen Toyota Camry Has Been Found Alongside The Thief In Lagos by AmazingELixir: 7:17am On Mar 13, 2022
shocked


Op didn't you give the thief a deafening slap for nearly giving you HBP..?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is It Advisable For Someone Living On The Mainland To Take A N40 Salary Job? by AmazingELixir: 4:27pm On Mar 12, 2022
undecided


Op what you should concern yourself with is the kind of manager that run the hotel....pray he is not as randy as Mr. Nice of Lagos BRT.

What I found out about most hotel managers is that they often times sexually assault their female employees it's even worse if you're lodging which is most likely going to be your case because I don't see how you can cope with transporting yourself to and fro between the mainland and island every day with a meagre N40k per month.

I advise you seek out previous female employees in that hotel and do proper background checks...as for me I'm tired of crying for defenseless females caught up in dubiously crafted web by sexual predators shalom.
Politics › Re: Police Bans Officers From Conducting Road Checks In Mufti by AmazingELixir: 5:27pm On Mar 11, 2022
grin

"The IGP therefore ordered that henceforth, all police officers detailed for patrol, stop and search, check point, and other routine operational duties must be in approved uniforms for easy identification."

Isn't this thesame IGP that banned all road blocks and check points at the start of his tenure..
Politics › Re: National Theatre Lagos: 40 Billion Naira Revamp Heralds Return To Glory Days by AmazingELixir: 7:49am On Mar 11, 2022
grin


National art theatre that has an environment that reminds one of the wetlands of Everglades ...the water there are brackish as a result of serious pollution and defecation from the adjoining slums in and around the Eko bridge.
Travel › Re: Loaded Tanker Explodes Along Lagos-ibadan Expressway (photos) by AmazingELixir: 7:57pm On Mar 10, 2022
lipsrsealed


If these idiots don't damage this road that was recently reconstructed with incessant tankers explosions due to poor maintenance of their trucks they won't rest.
Crime › Re: Man Had Sex With A Married Woman, Recorded It & Posted Nude Pics On Social Media by AmazingELixir: 7:39pm On Mar 10, 2022
Zonefree:
While the husband was outside the country hustling for the betterment of his family, his beloved Nigerian wife was busy sharing kpekus like Tom-Tom to a riffraff. Tueh embarassed


To get married to a Nigerian girl is 4th most dangerous things on earth!
And you're absolutely sure that the married man that left his wife without any source of sustenance to the extent of having his wife and children evicted from their apartment...all in the name of hustling abroad is also not hustling another woman's kpekus wherever he found himself huh...
Politics › Re: Ugwuanyi Inspects 600-Seater Enugu Banquet Hall (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 7:52am On Mar 08, 2022
undecided


Even to properly nourish the greenery with water is a problem ....see as the grasses look emaciated
Politics › Re: Bandits Gun Down Over 60 Vigilantes In Kebbi by AmazingELixir: 7:36am On Mar 08, 2022
undecided



Ok ooo
Crime › Re: Gunmen Attack, Shoot Bartholomew Nnanyelugo Chime In Enugu (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 7:32am On Mar 08, 2022
undecided


Hmmm
Politics › Re: Bamise Ayanwole: Everyone Culpable Will Be Arrested - Sanwo-Olu by AmazingELixir: 7:29am On Mar 08, 2022
lipsrsealed


Is there anything like justice for the dead.
Crime › Re: 35-Year-Old Man Arrested For Defiling His Wife's 11-Year-Old Cousin (Photo) by AmazingELixir: 7:41pm On Mar 07, 2022
lipsrsealed


Atleast thank his god he didn't blame satan this time around.
TV/Movies › Re: Which Nollywood Actor/actress Qualifies To Be Called The GOAT? by AmazingELixir: 5:33pm On Mar 07, 2022
cool


Chiwetala Agwu ofcourse....how else do you explain his coming up twice in the pictures display
Politics › Re: Adegboruwa: New Police Dress Code Is Illegal And Should Be Reversed by AmazingELixir: 8:38am On Mar 06, 2022
NGpatriot:
Ode oponu lawyer, he actually made the government's point and the need to be neutral.




Being neutral means you allow people to freely practice their religion as enshrined in our constitution. You can not discriminate against any religion or how it's practiced and propagated. Wearing hijabs is how people practice and propagate their religion.

These ignorant kabukabu lawyers actually reason like 2-year-old kids, their own religious arrogance comes first before Nigeria and other religious practices.

In America and the western world where you coppy demiicracy, they wear hijabs..
Always interesting how you guys are quick to make references to the US & UK when you want to pursue a narrative that favour your region and religion but discard it like it's hot when the actual democratic practices of those country are canvassed for .... I hope in thesame vein you subscribe to the principles of true federalism as it concerns Resource control, state policing etc as practiced in those countries.

And to correct your erroneous point...the police dress code across states and counties in those countries are independently governed and they make their own rules and guidelines as it suits them. No such blanket dress code exist in those countries.

So Muslims can wear their hijab or burqa on their official uniforms if they want but it should be confined to their region such selective posturing by the police high command abuses the sensibilities of other religious faithfuls be it orthodox or traditional especially in a multicultural cum multi religious country as Nigeria.
Family › Re: Lady Taken To Osun to take oath Before Leaving Nigeria Has Been Found by AmazingELixir: 10:47pm On Mar 05, 2022
grin


I thought she said death awaits her if she return home.


Young people and prick matter ehnn.
Politics › Re: 2023: You Are The Next President - Ondo Monarchs Tell Tinubu by AmazingELixir: 7:19am On Mar 05, 2022
grin


Let's see how that works out....monarchs that don't know their place in politics is neutrality.
Celebrities › Re: I Am Happy As Second Wife – Mercy Aigbe by AmazingELixir: 9:59pm On Mar 04, 2022
grin


What does she expect when they all live their lives on social media....


Is she not aware most nigerian youths are jobless and since they can't get to the politicians responsible majorly for their woes they choose the social media to ventilate their frustrations.
Celebrities › Re: I Am Happy As Second Wife – Mercy Aigbe by AmazingELixir: 9:56pm On Mar 04, 2022
grin


What does she expect when they all live their lives on social media....
Foreign Affairs › Re: Lindsey Graham Calls For Putin's Assasination by AmazingELixir: 8:03am On Mar 04, 2022
beautyhd:
Too harsh

I hope the US senator knows the full implications of his utterances, Putin is not gonna sit still and watch his assassination.

It's gonna be a tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye.

Impending full scale war loading.

This is to say that the west and EU underrated Putin, they didn't believe he will make good his threats and they feel insulted.

If the US has not acted like Putin in the past, they should take him out but if they have, they should bury their heads in shame. A case of pot calling kettle black.

They've done worse than Putin.
undecided

And what exactly is this son of a gun talking about..
Business › Re: NNPC Blocks Sale Of Mobil Assets To Seplat by AmazingELixir: 7:00pm On Mar 03, 2022
shocked
Crime › Re: Alleged Sex In Car On Lagos-Ibadan Expressway: It Was A Case Of Murder & Suicide by AmazingELixir: 2:27pm On Mar 03, 2022
Eh ya! I wish them well...they can gaan continue the relationship wherever they find themselves in the afterlife.
Crime › Re: Prison Escapee Turned Notorious Armed Robber/cultist Killed In Edo (Photo) by AmazingELixir: 9:34am On Mar 03, 2022
lipsrsealed


Only compound fooooooools will believe this story from the police....

That youngman was arrested, when he was discovered to be an escapee he was brought out from the cell at the wee hours of the night and extrajudicially murdered.... the local gun was taken from the police store planted on him...after which the police script writer went to work to cook up this hogwash.
Celebrities › Re: Grand P Proposes To Eudoxie Yao by AmazingELixir: 1:48pm On Mar 02, 2022
grin


How do these ones have sex.....does he trust his whole frame into the puna or what..
Celebrities › Re: Korra Obidi Gives Birth At Home Through Water Birth On Facebook Live by AmazingELixir: 1:26pm On Mar 02, 2022
undecided


They're madt for not showing where exactly the baby emerged from.
Romance › Re: Man & Woman Found Dead In Car After Sex On Lagos-Ibadan Expressway by AmazingELixir: 11:51am On Mar 02, 2022
Righteousness2:
What a Pathetic and Unfortunate way to Depart!
Sexual immorality has Collasped, Destroyed and killed so many Glorious Destinies...

Hear this! No Prayer on Earth can Change the Eternal Destination of a Man/ woman who dies in act Immorality. Don't waste your RIP!

Run from Immorality!
Run From Evil! Run Fro Sin!
Embrace Holiness and Righteousness that comes through JESUS Christ..
Righteousness2 aka Papa GO...what if the victims are couples legally married what becomes of your statement.
Politics › Re: 2023: Tinubu Remains Our Choice Despite Shaking Hands – Jibrin by AmazingELixir: 5:54pm On Mar 01, 2022
grin
Travel › Re: Wike Has Completed CFC Flyover Port Harcourt: Pictures by AmazingELixir: 3:47pm On Mar 01, 2022
Dukeolumidemans:
Abeg make somebody help me beg Wike to stop to dey build more bridges. There are lots of roads entering villages and towns that are very bad. If u think am lying pls check around Eleme, Obigbo, Igbo-Echie, Woji Estate, Rumuigbo, Uniport axis etc. Bridges are good but having good roads in rural areas and link roads should be prioritized.

I come in peace!!!
Visit the Facebook page of the Rivers state ministry of works....your views will change immediately.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Videos Of Some Live Explosions In Ukraine Cities By Russian Troops (Video) by AmazingELixir: 6:33pm On Feb 28, 2022
grin


So Ukraine do not have missiles that will get to Russia
Romance › Re: I'm A 21 Year Old Virgin And This Sucks by AmazingELixir: 7:53pm On Feb 26, 2022
Anonymous03:
I'm a 21 year old virgin , a final year student in Babcock University and I created this new account to ensure anonymity.
People say I'm good looking but I don't see such when I look into the mirror.
Girls love to associate with me ( Note; I don't spend) but none is ready to get down with me. Girls flirt with me a lot but they would never have sex with me.
Some of the girls willingly sleep with guys that are less cute and not rich,yet they deny me sex but still cling on me even when I try to caught them off.

Most of these girls are act naughty with boys but they suddenly become saint and holy when it gets to my turn.

I almost begged for sex at one point and I don't want to patronize sex workers.
Where am I getting it wrong? How can I sexually attract girls? Do I need to dress like a pop star?

I solicit for your advice.
Op the answer to your challenge is simple...learn and perfect the act of small talks with enough innuendos.
Education › Re: New Photo Of Ekuma Jeremiah, Hawker Obi Cubana Sponsored To School by AmazingELixir: 7:11pm On Feb 26, 2022
Ok
Crime › Re: Uromi Bank Robbery: We’ve Recovered N37m, 5 Abandoned Vehicles — Edo CP by AmazingELixir: 7:36am On Feb 26, 2022
grin


I smell lies as usual

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