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Fight for love kee you. Fight for Nigerian girl love that only have sex to offer you. God forbid. Op if you see chance nack her move on.

The cv looks good but the Fulani slave can not be trusted.

With these, nothing is sin. It's all about personal interest

bigtt76:
Make yourself attractive like a porn star and all will be well

werey

You done come again with all these your intersex story. I thought you deleted your old account.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
You say what?
Clown boy...

stop following me around. I'm not a deep redpiler. But I be redpiler oooh. I dee slap person oooh. Lol

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Haha..a job..
That made me giggle so hard...

werey girl. Lol

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Story time...
Story that never happened..
It's always about women..tell us a story about guys..

get a job bro. Stop following me around punk lol

A woman in the city went one morning to her husband's office to report him to his boss. She told her husband's boss how her husband usually squandered his N60,000 salary and only gave her N30,000 for upkeep.

After her narration, the boss told her to come back on the last day of the month.

On the set day, she arrived as planned. The boss called the husband and they all sat down in the boss' office.

The boss started,' Mr. Mike, you wife reported to me some days ago that you squander your salary outside and only give the family N30,000 for upkeep. So right now, I'm going to personally hand over your salaries to her from today henceforth.'

'How much is you transportation to work daily?', the boss asked.
'N900 sir', Mr. Mike replied.
The boss handed over N19,800 to Mr. Mike. 'That should take you for 22 days'.

'Do you take breakfast at home?', the boss continued.
'No sir, I leave home very early to beat traffic jam'.
'How much do you spend on breakfast and lunch daily?'
'N500 sir',replied Mr. Mike.
The boss handed over N11,000 to Mr. Mike.

'Who pays the children's school fees', the boss asked facing Mrs. Mike.
'He does', she replied pointing at Mr. Mike.
'How much is the school fees and how many kids have you?'
'N30,000 per term for the two kids we have?'
'In other words, you save N10,000 monthly for each term's school fees right?'
'Yes sir', replied Mr. Mike.
Once again, the boss handed N10,000 to him.

'Who pays the rent and how much is it?'
'I do sir. The rent is N36,000 per annum.' Mr. Mike replied.
'That's N3,000 monthly right?', the boss added as he handed over N3,000 to Mr. Mike.

'I don't want to ask about clothings, electricity bills,etc as I know both of you might be handling that', the boss said as he handed over N16,200 to Mrs. Mike.
'What's this for sir', Mrs. Mike asked surprised.
'Money for upkeep', the boss replied her.
'But it wouldn't take us anywhere', she exclaimed.
'So why don't you appreciate the N30, 000 your husband sacrifices for you monthly', the boss asked.
The woman hugged her husband tightly and the rest is history.

*Moral:*
A lot of women don't know what their husbands sacrifice to put food on the table. Most times, they go hungry. Sometimes, they swallow their pride and engage in menial and debasing jobs just so their families can eat. A lot of times, they can't even buy good clothes to wear rather they sacrifice so that their wives and kids can get one.

A man might not tell you what he goes through to get you the cash he gives to you as telling you might make you start underrating his person but to tell you the truth, men go through a lot and need to be appreciated.

Women, Value your man, Pray for him to succeed and learn to be satisfied with what you have.
Don't be a problem to him rather be a blessing.
Give him peace of mind.

~God bless you as you do the right thing~

Nigerian Catholic priest, Fr. Kelvin Ugwu, has averred that almost all miracles people see on television or in crusades are staged.

The priest stated this in a Facebook post on Thursday, February 3 while speaking on some of the signs to identify real miracles.

According to him, the first sign that a minister is fake is when he is being advertised ahead of a church program as a healer. He noted that anyone who truly has the gift of healing does not make a noise about it and won’t be comfortable when it is used.

He went on to state that almost all the so-called miracles people see on TV or in crusades are staged.

In his words,

Miracles
Few points to note:
1. It is a sign that the minister is fake when he is being advertised ahead of a church program as a healer. Anyone who truly has the gift of healing does not make noise about it and won’t be comfortable when it is used for an advert to pull crowd or to make him or her famous.

2. The “testimonies” you read at the back of a church flyer whenever they want to advertise a crusade or a program are often half-truths and concocted lies. Someone will tell you how she has been barren for 10 years and miraculously conceived and gave birth to twins after the “man of God” laid hands on her stomach, yet, just a little investigation into the case and you will discover that the woman did IVF. Why was that part of the story hidden?

3. Almost all the so-called miracles you see on TV or crusades are staged. Some are more of psychological manipulations than a miracle.

4. In the Catholic Church, for anything to pass as a TRUE miracle, it must be open to a third-party investigation. The third-party must be an independent person who plays the devil’s advocate.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Another made up story from you saying they sent this and that...

your head dee shake

I got this rather weird message to my inbox. This lady wrote in from Abuja. She is in her late 20's, gainfully employed and had been married for 6 months to a Successful Engineer. She noticed an unusual thing about the husband. They would smooch and all, pre-intimacy and all the works, she would be 'ready' if you know what I mean and he would just excuse himself to urinate. He wools be there for like 10mins before rejoining her to make out.

This had been happening for months and she thought that was odd. So on this fateful day, she tiptoed to find out what he always did in the Bathroom and luckily he didn't lock the door like other days and to her shock she caught him masturbaring to a porn video. She was reallt angry, shouting and raving and he refused to say anything to his defence till this day. Infact they haven't been talking since that day and it's been 2 months already.

She wants to know what she has to do?

This was sent to me last night by a really angry and visibly angry man. He has been married for 10yrs with his school teacher wife in lagos. They have 3 kids and live on the mainland. According to him, all thru the dating and marriage stage, his wife has always had a high taste which he has tried his best to curb and keep them within their means. He runs a joint account with his wife.
The serious matter on ground is that the wife had withdrawn the entire money in their account, about N8.5M to pay House rent at Lekki and she did this without duly consulting with him. This man is furious cos they don't have anymore money to run the home with, school fees other sundries,the wife is not remorseful one bit as she is said to have been fed up with living in a local neigbourhood and fancies the posh environs of lekki.

He is very angry and wants to know what he has to do cos this is the last straw that has seemingly broken the camel's back.

Tallesty1:
I honestly don't understand what you're trying to say here, like it just doesn't click.

Listen Chère, this help her, stand with her and some bla bla bla that you're asking men to do here is the reason men avoid single mothers.

You really expect a man, after going what an average Nigerian man goes through daily, to laden his already heavily laden shoulder with the responsibility of proving that he's better than a woman's ashhole ex partner? Like seriously?

Please don't inculcate such crazy ideas into your son's head, I use God beg you.

One important lesson a man should learn is to be him and that's enough, especially in a situation like this. He should not prove to her that he's better than her ex, her ex was decision, she should deal with the responsibility and move on.

This guy here owe this lady one thing, his love and he gave it to her freely but she's not receptive so there's nothing else he should do.

Same way it's difficult to have a conversation with someone that doesn't want to talk to you, that's how it's difficult to love someone who doesn't want to be loved.

Relationship takes a lot of efforts from both side to work, who called and who didn't call actually matters. A man wants to feel wanted, to be needed. I will call when I want to hear your voice, if you don't ever do same then it means one thing and I am leaving, there's no two way about it.

I remember when one person in our circle wrote a long epistle to one of us, appreciating his friendship and all he's done for him but shockingly, the guy's response was "friends are everything but unfortunately, I have nothing to thank you for in this our friendship"

Simply put, he was his friend but he's not his friend, you dig? If she can't do little things like calling because she was still getting over her ex then leaving her to sort herself is a very wise decision.

God bless you. Good advise

BREAKING NEWS: What did I do to IPOB members that they want America to carry me - Abba kyari cried out

The scammer wanted by FBI has cried out over what he termed media war Against him by Ipob members.

Abba kyari stated that he only came to Owerri to do his job after Hope Uzodimma paid him and does not deserve the insult he is getting.

"I only came to Owerri to do my job which hope Uzodimma paid me but Ipob members capitalized it that I'm attacking them.

I am innocent of all the accusations against me.

Now Ipob members are now using the media to force FBI to arrest me forgetting that my grand mother is from imo state.

This is unfair"

He shed tears

This was sent last night by a lady in Lagos. She has been married for 10yrs with 4 lovely kids. Her husbands loves her so much and dotes on her and provides for the home. They have the usual couple fights and make up just as soon. Their sex life is on point, the husband morw than satisfies her in bed all the time but she has a problem that she really wants to resolve.

In all the 10yrs they have been married, she has never for one day seen her husband's D, he refuses to shower together with her, he always go to another room to change, he sleeps face into the pillow to avoid his wife taking even a peek when he is sleeping, they make love at night with no lights on, she has talked to him about this to no avail and she is threatening to quit the marriage if he doesn't do a full disclosure.

Omo! This matter tire me like this. What do you advice this lady

You did the right thing bro. I'm in your situation currently. Decided to stop calling or texting her since Sunday. The year is too young to be competing with other guys to please anybody. If she no put body for the relationship let her go. Ungrateful animals. Always cancelling for us to see with irrelevant excuses. Commot body abeg, no time

Went through the comments noticed that a lot of people did not read the post or did not understand what facebook CEO are saying. Lol. They said due to high rate of apple iPhone users ( apple phones has new application that blocks facebook from accessing users cookies to know what they where searching for online) this application is affecting their businesses of advertisement. Imagine if you pay for ads and you have no good returns, you no go like pay for another one. Android users come here dee make noise. Lol. No comparison between nairaand and facebook. Nairaland do not run ads like facebook. Search for anything on your google app go to facebook you will see that stuff on facebook while scrolling on your wall. But big tech apple iPhone has an app that block such interaction between google n facebook. Now their down fall is near when more people begin acquire more iPhone. Everything that goes up will surely comes down with time.

Life is not fair.

Danny50:
My fiancé has chronic mouth odour but I don't know how to tell her so that she won't feel bad or hurt.

So Guy's I really need your advice medically and how to go about it without hurting her thank you all.

imumu nonso is that you. Hidden with another moniker. Lol

That woman is very smart, criminal minded. Lol knowing fully well that she has no power over Atiku Nigerian properties. She decided to hurt him where he has no mighty power Dubai property bought in her name with stolen public money. Lol. Sold all her Nigeria property to go stay in UK where my man Atiku can't do shit. . Now she's putting effort to destroy his political carrier if oga try anything funny. Waiting aboki see for toto I don't know. Lol Her first bomb, waiting for oga to do any how make she destroy him with proof totally. Reason Alhaji them dee like under age girls way be mumu

Learning how to have sex with a woman will save you a lot of strength. My first come I make sure she comes 4times. Learn to know your woman weak point.

I love these

MufasaLion:
I don't know where y'all always meet ladies with bad hygiene but because of such bad encounters, y'all will come out to start screaming "Women are hoes," "All girls are dirty and gluttonous," etc.

All I know is that you attract your type. Shalom!

getat abeg

Delete her number and move on. The year is still fresh

It is no longer news that the rate at which the youths in the country engage themselves in all manners of vices ranging from cyber crimes, rituals and the likes is sickening, alarming as well as appalling.

It is quite disheartening to see youths who are supposed to channel their energies towards productive engagements but rather they are seen utilizing their youthful exuberance in crime related activities.

Who is to be blamed for all these shits being perpetrated by the youths of this generation don't forget am also a youth?

I think the time has come for us to reflect on what and where we have missed out and how we found ourselves in this menace constituted on a daily basis.

It baffles one to hear in the news and view on social media platforms the crime rate being reported almost on a daily basis.

To the parents!

The role of the parents in the proper upbringing of their children cannot be overemphasized as the home remains the primary and first contact of the children. If this stage is missed by parents then the society is on the verge of disintegration.

To the schools!

The school as the second contact of the children should teach children from the start the values of the society. Values like integrity, dedication, hardwork, honesty, perseverance, contentment and what have you.

Religious institutions!

Also our religious institutions should indoctrinate the youths on the dangers and possible aftermath of engaging in social vices.
They should teach them in the way of God and how to live a life full of hope and contentment.

To the government!

The government on its part should enforce laws to curb the rate of crime in the country through proper legislation and ensure perpetrators of crimes are made to face the full wrath of the law without prejudice and sentiment.This will serve as deterrent to other youths who may want to engage themselves in all manners of despicable act.

So disgusting to hear all manners of crime on a daily basis!

May God continue to bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria!

Meanwhile, get your PVCs and let's do it again come 2023.

Comrade Wahab Fatai Abiodun.

If we don't check this excessive love for money from our youths, one day we will fall victims.

There is fire on the mountain and one day the river will overflow -Asa.

Be there doing dorime with someone's sweat

This was sent in by a lady from Lagos. She is in her early 30's and her husband is 35yrs, a lawyer also based in lagos. They have a baby girl in a 5yrs marriage. She complains that her husband is too handsome that girls find him irresistible. He is talk, solidly built with a perfectly sculpted body with natural red lips, exudes such a wonderful charm that makes ladies take more than just a second look everywhere he passes and on top of that, he knows how to choose his clothes and perfumes to make up that unmatchable appeal to the opposite gender. She agrees that her husband is wayyyy finer than her and this hasn't helped matters at all instead it has fueled her insecurity. She also opines that he is liberal, he likes to listen to people and take their problem as his own and he is the type that is open minded. He helps people a lot and doesn't really say NO.

She checks his phone on the daily and scoops all his chats, she always want to go out with him everywhere he goes, it's driving him nuts that his wife can't seem to stop suspecting him. In all that 5 yrs, she hasn't seen anything yet to suggest that he is having an affair but that has even made her more suspicious that perhaps he is very good at covering his tracks. He has been continously reassuring her that he loves her so much and given her access to all his devices to check on at any time but that only made issues worse.

Now the husband travelled abroad for a 1 month course and she can't stop video calling every hour even when he is in class. If he can't answer, she starts sending him text messages that he knows he is screwing his side chicks and that she always knew he can't be trusted. The man has now gotten fed up with all of it and wants out of the whole marriage.

She is writing to me to tell her what to do. Oya na
over to your court of public opinion. I listen