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Jazmiynne:
Congratulations dearie!

Thanks babes

AHCB:
Oh she already did. She shared more than her salary, you know.

Beside, my company account could be yours, if you're willing...

Lol.
It is you giving female bankers a bad name.
WE abhor such willingness

It is outrightly despicable!

AHCB:
Nice try. Already have an account.

Oh fantastic!

Let your account officer share her salary with you . I don't do interbank transfer as a rule

AHCB:
Let's start with your first salary.

Lol. That's not a problem at all
Just open an account with us and I'll credit it

ksstroud:
I'm o.k.
Remember me in your paradise..

We will enjoy together for sure

ksstroud:
Missing you is an understatement... How things....

I'm good You?

ksstroud:
Who doesn't know?





_{Top of the day to you...}

I've missed you Kss Good morning. Hope you're doing great?
Nice weekend.

captainking:
Thanks a lot ma'am.. I wish you God's blessings.

You too, Sir.

Have a beautiful weekend

LastMumu:
I'm sure that was what you meant.

Thanks for being in my opinion

kaboninc:
Amicable09,

Me and you get serious matter to settle oh.. .

I just dey silently read your good news and your graceful steps to greatness. I am really happy for you. From what you've said about this new place of work, it appears I may know that Bank and as it happens to be my favorite.

Really wishing you too the very best and see you at the top.

E get anytime me and you no dey get serious matter?

Thanks Kaboninc. Sorry for the late reply. In my head, I responded the moment I saw the mention whereas in reality, nothing visible has been registered

Thanks for the heart touching prayer, may we both rejoice in the goodness and Blessings of God.

You're sure you know my bank?
I doubt though but it's not hidden, you may actually know.

captainking:
It is very tough I must say.. I barely have time at work.. I guess it prepares me for future roles.. Thanks a lot ma'am.. Well.. My experience working with the biggest mfb(AB mfb) in Nigeria helped me and prepared me for this role.. this role also prepares me for a greater role..
Thanks..

You're welcome.

Truth is, that's how life is. One phase ushers in the next. A greater role awaits you

Best wishes as you go about gathering momentum

captainking:
It's very tasking.. But I manage to do it.. I review all credit files before approval.. As well as conduct independent verification of client and guarantors business. I also ensure Credit policies are strictly adhered to. I also coordinate market/competition research.. Organise market storming as well as engage in other marketing/credit functions.. It's very tasking.. But I put effort to it... The bank is not too big... It's located in the center of lagos island..

I see. Tasking...

Speaking of which, for the size of the MFB I can say you are managing well. I'm concerned though about your opinion after the review. Joining those departments and having one man head both is tough.

Well done.

captainking:
I am currently head of credit and marketing for a micro finance bank in lagos with extensive Credit and Marketing experience... Is there any supervisory or team lead opening available??

Credit and Marketing merged as one?
How do you do it? You'll approve all your customer's credit requests because of your relationship with them.

Or how are you able to carry on both roles efficiently?

Jazmiynne:
Hehehehehehehe comman see the real-life in my house

Lol. You are in your house, I should come and snap you

Jazmiynne, a picture of you would do wonders at this time. You have given us a desire, and then left us hanging...

Come and satisfy our eyes o

Xzbit91:
Actually it's not hard. Tell her with a straight face, she'll be shocked at your audacity. Left with no choice but to laugh, just then you say "ha, thought I'd never get you to do that".



**Disclaimer**
Try it at your own peril

Hahahaha.
You're a clown!

Babacele:
me love this Veratherapy...a bittersweet pill to top your notch n raise your bar( don't care abt the meaning just go with the flow). Be a perfectionist too and beat General Vera to this game. Read more,exercise more, and network more especially with folks who understand the business probably from other dept/bank/branch without her knowing about it. Who says you don't have the luxury of time visiting the potential experienced folks for some lessons? O gosh ! haven't you hear of the power of the social media? While being present with the holy witch, you may be Watsaping Miss Kate from TBS branch to enrich your arsenal. Be smart n don't let her ever smell your moves.
Respect her the more without patronizing her.
Sleep more, yes sleep even if na 4-5 hours of deep sleep daily ,and on Sundays.. Hot tea or hot bath at night can aid deep sleep.

Eat healthy more, think positive more, talk less but breath in more most often for it has a magic I can't really explain except to say it feeds your cells with more fresh oxygen and life which gives your brain fresh blood n also enables you to with stand stress. Oh water! always keep a bottle close by.
Of course pray more and be yourself after all.

It may take you years to meet up with her present professional height but you can be consoled with the fact she wasn't as good Amicable09 when she was in your shoe.
Just ride on.
peace.

Better person!
Thanks Babacele, I always find myself trying to figure out what you probably studied in school because it is different from what you are practicing now

Your love for water is real. As I drink water today, I'll remember you and everything you said to me here. Thank you again.

Good morning.

LastMumu:
but if it is to be jumping upandan following Nairaland boys like pepeye, you know how to do that?
See your life.

Lwkmd!

Where is this one from
Boy Alinco! be very careful o
Send me PM you no gree. Now you want to beef me.

Wo!, is it your follow?

Udochee:
dis one weak me pass. Amy with time the lady will soft pedal. just keep your A-game on always

I'm very sure she will. It's just an initial front she's putting up as a lady boss concerned.

How you dey na?
Good morning Udo.

Jazmiynne:
You did say she's fashion police...

Well madam, it's time to step up your fashion game! If you intend to make a career out of your job, you have got to get along with your supervisor. Especially since she has already set herself at a success pedestal - you like it or not, people (who already think u are a bit unqualified for d 'top' role) are going to compare u to her. That your male boss must really like you. He simply put you right up close to what should have been your competition and placed u as understudy.

Mmmh. True talk! There's no way in hell I can compete with her. I'm not her match at all. The babe has paid her dues and me, I have decided to carry a cool head so I can learn all she knows. Maybe it's still too early for me to really get along with her.

Amy stop complaining and start working already (where is a 'roll eyes' smiley when I need one?)

Lol. Yes mah!

So back to the topic....

Step up your fashion game... So that you give her something to compliment (in her mind, she most probably won't say it out at first)... So that you know how and what to compliment her on _ and by all means compliment her! Refuse to ALWAYS be official. Don't make mistake and be too casual or playful sha o... Just choose the timing wisely and don't patronise her while at it - if u don't like sth she's wearing, shut up. Compliment only what u like else u wld just sound fake and turn her off

I will start complimenting her. It's easier telling another lady she looks beautiful and her hair is lovely than telling my supervisor. Because as she's walking in, it seems she has an accusation in her mouth once it opens for me.

Sometimes when I get to work and there's still a few minutes before 8, I walk to a friend's table to gist and laugh, so by the time I go back to my desk, she starts with, 'The training school party is still on right?' Lol. If she finds them around me gisting, she gives them their share. Now, when they sight her coming, everyone disperses.

You sef no get house wey u fit work from? Take some of the work home too na, u mustn't always sleep inside the office... Pick at least one day a week where u go home together or at least get to walk her to her bustop or car

Lol. I just have to laugh. Jaz, you have no idea the time I left the office on Friday. Everyone on the floor, had to intervene to drive me home. Still I was the last person to leave. They even teased me by saying that by Tuesday, I will no longer be an ET . I can't take anything home o! I get home exhausted everyday.

She drives home through my route but I fear there may be an awkward silence in the car if we go home together. I never wan try am yet. This week I go change small

Again if u are planning to spend some off-work time with her, u are going to have to know what to discuss... U already found one out - fashion.... There are more, find them out

AND BY ALL MEANS...

Work Your Ass Out To Do Your Job So Good Even Satan Would Commend You. See the truth is when u get your groove going, u won't need to work so hard... But for now, roll up ya sleeves and WORK!

You didn't describe her like she's the "Devil on Prada", so I guess this should work

Yea, right! For some of us making friends with females may take a while but it's not impossible. I will win her over with time. Only that, it may take me longer than necessary but eventually, I will.

Xzbit91:
Tell her to take a chill pill, life's too short!

Lol. I should tell her?
This message hard to deliver o

Jazmiynne:
Amicable09 comman confess o

About your female boss... I can't stop laughing at the situation you are having
She's single though.. That should mean you guys can really get along if you do your homework well

The last female boss I had was all boss bossness until we finally broke the ice and office became really fun even though she was way older than me yet single

Hahahaha. As you see me now, I dey find lover

She's single that's why she's that tough I think. If she were married, maybe she would be calmer and of course, be closing early. I leave late everyday for Pete's sake! And her last word to me is always, 'Don't forget to go home. But I need that report before morning'.

How else do I do that if it is not to sit my behind back there? Lol

Abeg, how did you break the ice cos I need to do that. I can't discuss relationship with her na. I can't ask her for any personal favour sef. Our relationship is still very very official that I reply mail for mail . I no get strength for quarrel

AfroSamurai:
By their signature? Lol. So tell me, what do you know about me, since me signature speak volumes..

I know you like red
I know your language style.
I know the topics that interest you.

And I know your favorite thread!

olusholag1:
hey. Longest tym. Hw do u do

Very well, thank you.
You?

Xzbit91:
Congratulations on your graduation from TS, wising you all the best moving forward.

The moment I saw increase in my shared post, I knew someone was back

I sure am back!

Thanks for felicitating with me.
Best wishes to you too

AfroSamurai:
Happy graduation. You know a kiss from you to celebrate your graduation won't be bad, you know.

Lol. By their signature, you shall know them.

Thanks playboy