₦airaland Forum

Movies are filled with countless witty quotes some of which are exceptionally unforgettable. Among my favorites are these two from two classic movies:

1. When you have to shoot, shoot! Don't talk! (Tuco, aka Ugly in 'The Good, the Bad and the Ugly' 1966)

2. "I stick my neck out for nobody" (Rick in 'Casablanca' 1942)

What are yours?

She will cast the first stone, I guess
But seriously rapists need an equally harsh punishment.

I doubt if A.F. is not the initials of the prime suspect

It seems to be on the blocked Jaji bridge. Both sides of the road users are forced to follow one way because the other side (as on-lookers could be seen in one of the pictures) is under a notoriously slow repairs. If it is there, FERMA surely shares the responsiblity for these accidents that have been claiming lives.

Not long ago a friend told me how he loves the Nigerian use of repeated, same-word compound nouns. Until then, i did not really pay attention. I found these words as amusing as they are creative. Below are just ten examples:

Small-small
Sabi-sabi
Kuli-kuli
puf-puf
magu-magu
chin-chin
holy-holy
chuwa-chuwa
lie-lie
true-true

I guess Nairalanders will mention more.

Casablanca (1942).
Anytime. Anyday. All-time best.

With the help of God, PMB and Nigerians will win this war against the monster that has retarted our development as a nation.

To complete your 'thesis' you need to tell us the company that used to make the detergent and tell us where they are now. You never heard about product life circle?

All these show that you still care. Why not just move on and stop being childish.

Creative, especially the 2nd part as it relates to Nigeria. But D should be Dogara, J Jibrin.

Giving Dogara cover, if true, is a huge self-undoing by Buhari.

The info will surely add value to the OP's life I guess

Anwonspee:
Lol
How about in adult meetings? Or is it not part of the bible anymore?

Someone will help with the answer, hopefully.

So you want them to read those lines in presence of children? It is 18+

Kaycee625:
Nah not dirty barrack girls, infact i screwed no barrack girl, but being in the barracks gave me security, so i wasnt scared of anyone, harrasing me cos i was fvcking their muslin sisters,
Now let me educate you, most of the Muslim ladies are Hot as Bleep but because of society and the fact that they are always monitored they cant socialize freely,
But then this is the age of social network,
I used apps like badoo, we chat, frim n co, to get talking with them, 95% of the gals i rolled with were from online, some even came all the way for om A B U zaria and spent weekends.
And like i said they were so tight downstairs and that gingerd me to continue to conquer more pvssies.
My lodge guys would be like u cant even speak hausa and you are getting muslin ladies, i reply them, konji is no respecter of language.
Sala walekum!!

see how hard u are trying to convince. The girls u see in this thread are forever beyond your reach. U got dirty barrack girls similar to you. Period.

Kaycee625:
And whats your reason for calling me liar huh?
I served in kd, Igabi loca govt, NDA to be precise, i stayed in the barracks and i had a sucsexful service year, drilling malo babes, deal with that a s s ho le

Now u are talking: dirty barrack girls. U can have that.

Lovexme:
They only marry men from their region.


As far as I know...

Correct guy, that's the absolute truth.

Kaycee625:
I like fvckiung fair muslin ladies, it was fun, back then during Nysc in the north,most of them are very tight downstairs , my only turn off, is those that wear that hausa perfume the thing can smell for days

Who dash monkey banana? Daytime Liar

These guys are so partial. What of the dis(Hon) Ado Doguwa the chief Whip that has been going round almost all the radio stations in the North including FRCN kaduna saying all manner of things against Jibrin and trying to make fool of Nigerians? No sanction against him as well? I think Jibrin's case is simple: he made a public allegation and demanded for an independent investigation from the concerned authorities, why block that if you are innocent?

Fayose and the wailers

Where are the wives who are too preoccupied to look after their husbands? Here is a sure way out

Don't let Monica Lewinsky see this.

Where are the wives who are too busy to take care of their husbands? Here is a one way solution

JuliettaBitch:
This is a fact that is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf!

But I bet Zombies will always have a contrary opinion... just watch how they will term the man an IPOB

But the old made same prophesy in 2015 and still got it wrong. Nairabet is even a better predictor than him

Just do your best and leave what you cannot control. We think the same about you too.

Wailers and 'yoots' wont be happy with this. But when Punch criticised the gotv on tuesday they were excited. Slow and steady, PMB and Fowler.

Jibrin the dogged fighter.

If this is an old sugar M, how will he react if it were to be his wife?

Misplaced jealousy indeed

While it is wholly understandable to protest peacefully, i cannot see the wisdom behind the unclothness. Even animals have their natural clothing.

Archiver-General, what do you want us to do with this now?

Perhaps it was the President that asked him to pad the budget and he did not use his head as a lawyer to refuse