I am really liking all your comments, very insightful. Thank you a lot.

I am that kind of guy that girls like when they get to know me and I have a lot of female friends. But the truth is that some of them have actually either 'friend' zone me or made me their personal counselor.

donholy28:
Na touch and follow juju me dey use

Hahaha please oo

madridguy:
Just tell her : I love you love you, talk your own.

My best toasting line, its works like magic.

LOL

Smellymouth:
I don't have a GF and I don't woo ladies

Don’t Fake it, Don't just act natural -be natural.If the girl has a brain, she'll be able to detect that you're trying too hard, or striving to be something you're not.Try as much as possible to be natural in all your dealings with her. Don’t fake what you are not and don’t brag because girls hate guys that brag.

Nothing is sexier like being Confident,it makes girls like you the more.Work on your self esteem even before striking a friendship with her.

You have probably heard a million times that women love a confident man. You might be a bit pissed hearing it all the time but it’s true. I’m sorry to tell you, if you want to be a natural at attracting, approaching and seducing women the most important thing is being Confident!!!
Stop talking abt money and be confident..

That's true bro, just that e be like say there is a different kind of confidence for approaching girls lol.

ZeeAfrica:
He says one day he passed me walking home, then he turned back,packed and walked behind me, without my knowledge.he saw which house i was entering,bt he did not say anything to me, he just pretended to b a passer by. He says the following day he checked de time he saw me on our first day, and he still walked behind me, still without my knowledge. Den de 3rd day, he now came to walk wit me, pretended to b on de same route as i was. He made small take, i was friendly, and he says he liked dat. For a few days it was de same routine. Him walkin wit me, and pretending as if passing my home was part of my route. One of those days, it was on a friday, he asked me wat i was doin dat saterday, he i told him i was just gona chill at home. He invited me out for a movie.i accepted, after de movie we went for ice cream and just took a walk. He was a very shy person, and he says it took guts for him on dat day, to let me know dat he was falling in love with me and asked if he in an could start dating. His exact word wer ' zee, i am realy realy falling in love with u. I dnt know how to put dis, bt i wud really b a happy man if u wud be my woman''. I was also begining to like him,bt i ddnt want to seem cheap, so i did a little shakara, he softly begged like a gentlement, and i accepted. De rest is history. Approach is everything my brother, and approach also determines de kind of respect de girl wil give to u in de relationship,

Wow! That's kinda romantic. Where is my bicycle?

This might sound strange in this present generation of ours but the fact is I have never wooed a girl. I am 27, all the girls I have been with either showed signs that they liked me and I capitalized on that or it just happened by chance. Right now I have no one and I have been thinking of approaching a certain girl for a serious relationship but the thought of walking up to her sends shiver down my spine. Mind you I am funny and outgoing. Still schooling though, in my final year. I don't have much money to play any trick on her lol.

So guys how did you woo your girl? What did you tell her and to the ladies, how did your guy woo you?

I am pretty sure I am not the only guy in this predicament so sharing your experience will be of help to a lot of guys.

Be grateful to your creator for all his blessings upon you. You are fine not because you are so special but it is by His grace.





God give us the ability to thank You for all your blessings and not to be comparing ourselves to others.

I am sorry but there is no gentle way of breaking up. No matter how you doing it, it will always hurt one party.

Shower me with likes if you think OP's points are key in every relationship.

One funny thing about ladies is that the more you pamper them the more their expectations increase and very soon they will mistook your kindness and sacrifices as your obligations.

What will he now tell God?

E no easy oo

I thought all was rosy between them *smh* not all that glitters is gold.

Can anyone tell me how 870 ATM cards could possibly be hidden in the groin?

It isn't graphic at all, the sight of these infidels being slayed is always a wonderful sight.

Traffic or Tragic? This morning or in this morning?

Use your common sense.

I think my only enemy is the devil who might insight people to dislike me.

Seriously I find it difficult to say this is my enemy. Because I over look what people do to me and I quickly associate peoples reaction towards me to the situation at hand which caused their behavior. But the phrase MY ENEMY, is so rampant that I am beginning to think that everybody has an enemy that he/she is fighting.

Please what do we call someone who fights for the rights of men?

Villa here comes the general
Sai Buhari.

Who is this goat? very clueless
#Still sai BUHARI

samflexxy:
Get your self a vaslin and self-service


Trust me it helps

lol

I have always assumed that I am a strong man and can handle any situation. But yesterday I got so sad that there was nothing I did that could change my inner state (no be say na my mommy or popi die oo). Not even reading Akpos jokes could help. So what are the practical things you do to boost your moral when you feel so down.

See this infidel calling people infidels. Shekau may you burn in the highest and the most burning part of jahannama.

I friend of mine who has been withdrawn from school due to poor performance, called me yesterday saying he has not been able to go home and he is also not on campus. I wasn't able to give him any advise. So I asked him to come to school this morning, I need advice from you guys, especially those that might have had such unfortunate experience.

Politics is a game of no rules where your opponent is allowed to score you from an offside position. Going back to history to scoop unfounded allegations smh. Nigeria SAI BUHARI

Old stuff, please try to be creative.

Apart from d dirty plates, dirty socks and d rest of d dirtiness (even though I sometimes falls guilty) but i am all dat u av listed above. My room is rarely organised, i look for anything i wants to use at anytime. So my prayer is I should get a woman that will compliment me.