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Politics › Re: NASS Padded 2016 Budget With N481bn - Vanguard by amuokuko: 7:34am On Jul 27, 2016
[quote author=modath post=47923790][/quote]While u re also a proof that Ediocy is genetic.
Politics › Re: Ibrahim Bida Fails National Anthem Test by amuokuko: 7:30am On Jul 27, 2016
No wonder nothing works in Nigeria because the Aboki's re everywhere with their dullard king presiding over them.
Celebrities › Re: This Pretty Lady Is Dead, According To Bovi The Comedian by amuokuko: 6:45am On Jul 27, 2016
Onwu di very wicked oo.

RIP Omalicha Ada.
Politics › Re: Edo State Govt Spent 14bn On Website by amuokuko: 6:29am On Jul 27, 2016
Hahahahahaha..

He learned from Fashola,infact beating him to his game..

I knew right from the time that fine gal agreed to marry Osho baba, that he was "Anini" of our time..

How can that fine gal agree to marry a Bat in human form if not the billions of Naira She sees instead of a man.
Crime › Re: Hoodlums Steal Corpse From Grave In Kaduna, Rob Another - PICS by amuokuko:
Nah this kind thing make Madam koi-koi they waka streets those years dey find men wey rob her grave..

It Buhari continues mismanaging our economy, it will get to a time the dead would be buried with a steel burglary proof built around the 6 feet.

Ndi Oshi Uwa Mmebi..
Politics › Re: PDP CONVENTION: Zoning Formula Released by amuokuko: 5:53am On Jul 27, 2016
DamiBukola:
The chairman dictates the pace so who get the chairman is what matters. Some of the offices there are just formalities, the chairman and the organising secretary as well as the NPS are what matters
The chairman dictates whathuh
Pls can u tell me what Oyegun dictates in APChuh
The chairman dictates to even the President that was as well awarded to d Northhuh

We both know a chairman from the south is a ceremonial chairman ask Nwodo...
Family › Re: My Son's Graduation by amuokuko: 5:46am On Jul 27, 2016
kween911:
u must be very stupid frm for bringing my family into this, u don't have parents at home oloriburuku omo ni, abi pabe omo nie tueeehhhhhhh
Usu ibadan, if u had a sound training from that supposed parents of urs, u will know that telling a stranger to "Get Lost" even in a case that is not of ur business is a fall out of bad parenting..

Agadi nwanyi megolu oche..
Politics › Re: Use Recovered Loot For People’s Welfare, Kukah Tells FG by amuokuko: 5:42am On Jul 27, 2016
Is he talking about the loot that ve been looted or one yet to be recoveredhuh

The only Purpose of recovering loot in Nigeria is to re-loot the loot, ask OBJ or GEJ.

Oga Kukah, it's high time we look beyond loot recovery system of Govt and ask Buhalia to Epp the falling Naira because it's the greatest undoing of the economy now.
Politics › Re: PDP CONVENTION: Zoning Formula Released by amuokuko: 5:33am On Jul 27, 2016
11 post to the North.
10 post to the south.

With the above, PDP will still inherit the Northocracy system of government of the present administration.

It's high time every Tribe or state manages it's own affair.

Nigeria!!! Obodo Nwa Mmebi.
Family › Re: My Son's Graduation by amuokuko: 5:26am On Jul 27, 2016
modelmike7:
.... You gave birth @ 10 years old? Like seriously?!
Thought I was d only nigga who noticed this.
She has come a long way in the business of Kwaff..
Family › Re: My Son's Graduation by amuokuko: 5:23am On Jul 27, 2016
kween911:
you are not nice at all why not just congratulate the young boy and get lost make we see ur own pikin wey no worwor.
There is this inherent worwor in ur family.
The subject did not complain and u that worwor is ur only family succor had to take it on.

Kontinew, agadi nwanyi..
Business › Re: See How Lagos State Agencies Over Tax Businesses Owned By Outsiders by amuokuko: 5:18am On Jul 27, 2016
The same way a boy on bicycle was arrested and given fine of 10k to go pay, I quickly advised him that he was still going to pay tax, therefore he should make do with his money since it would buy another bike for him.

The worst thing about these VIO(Mille 2,berger suya) is once u quarrel with them on ur arrest especially a certain tribe, ur fine gets to 50k.

Today, LASTMA now fine parked cars.
Tomorrow's fine might be sleeping with ur wife more than once a day.

Eko oni Baje.
Romance › Re: “I Love Drinking ‘spérm’, It Cures My Illness” – Young Lady Makes Unbelievable C by amuokuko: 4:41am On Jul 27, 2016
Agent of the under world..

She likes drinking souls to fortify her spiritual powers.

Onye Uwa Mmebi..
Politics › Re: NASS Padded 2016 Budget With N481bn - Vanguard by amuokuko: 4:36am On Jul 27, 2016
And who re these NASS members if not same APC..

Same APC accusing the past government of being so corrupt.

Thunder that will Fire Buhari witch hunting just left North Pole.
Crime › Re: Ghana Policeman Shoots Wife & Kids To Death, Shoots Himself In Ghana: Graphic by amuokuko: 4:31am On Jul 27, 2016
onionsoup:
She no sabi cook but u chop wetin wan ki u. Ur gluttony no get per oo
If I no chop she go cry having that others ve rejected her concoction apart from we(u nd i)
Celebrities › Re: After 36 Years In Russia, This Man Returns To Africa Like This (see Photos) by amuokuko: 12:41am On Jul 27, 2016
Nah zoo wey dem dey keep Tiger him dey work for russiahuh
Crime › Re: Ghana Policeman Shoots Wife & Kids To Death, Shoots Himself In Ghana: Graphic by amuokuko: 12:27am On Jul 27, 2016
onionsoup:
Then find a way of throwing it up glutton! Na everything ur long throat see e dey chop!?
Why I no go chop when she cook onion soup wey scarce..
Thou she no sabi cook ooo..
Politics › Re: Sylva Says Bayelsa Election Tribunal Is Biased by amuokuko: 12:25am On Jul 27, 2016
Yes, its bias because u lost..

Anumanu..
Car Talk › Re: Lagos New Revenue Generation Drive. Read This So You Won't Be A Victim. by amuokuko: 11:59pm On Jul 26, 2016
Off to OLX to sell my car before Lagos go barb me gorimakpa.

Events › Re: My 22nd Birthday by amuokuko: 11:32pm On Jul 26, 2016
Rozzayy, u 22yrs with a son who just graduatedhuh
Omalicha fear god oo, nah from belle u get ur own bellehuh..
Any which way, Happy Buffday Tomato Jos...
Crime › Re: Ghana Policeman Shoots Wife & Kids To Death, Shoots Himself In Ghana: Graphic by amuokuko: 9:57pm On Jul 26, 2016
onionsoup:
"He probably must ve spent some time with a Nigerian Police to ve been possessed.."

Why nonsense full your mouth like this ehhuh
Nah because I eat the food wey ur mama cook..
Romance › Re: That Innocent Girl Is Now A Beast & Pain In My A**s by amuokuko: 4:58pm On Jul 26, 2016
sunnywinter:
lmaooooooooooooo i'm laughing out loud IN THE OFFICE... see what you ccaused
Don't worry, just introduce ur colleagues to Nairaland to ve their own share of crazy Comments.
Autos › Re: 2003 REGISTERED HONDA ACCORD 920000 by amuokuko: 4:51pm On Jul 26, 2016
omograndma:
@amuokuko simply because u cant afford it, dont make such a stupid comment!!
Yes its body sir!
Yes I can't afford it cous I am not wasteful to buy such gwura-gwura for that amount.
Politics › Re: Those Who Supported My Presidency Will Face Trial If Caught In Corruption - PMB by amuokuko: 4:11am On Jul 26, 2016
It's high time Buhari becomes a motivational speaker..

Can someone tell this old man that there is hunger in Nigeria.
Nigerians can't keep dying of hunger while you keep talking of who to jail, sir very soon u will jail all Nigerians because when there is no food, crime will soar.

Buhari Pls epp us..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pls Advice Me. by amuokuko: 3:09am On Jul 26, 2016
To show her say u pass am, give her the money back..
Autos › Re: 2003 REGISTERED HONDA ACCORD 920000 by amuokuko: 2:03am On Jul 26, 2016
Registered 03 EOD for 920khuh
Why not export it to UK nd sell it over there...
Crime › Re: Ghana Policeman Shoots Wife & Kids To Death, Shoots Himself In Ghana: Graphic by amuokuko: 1:23am On Jul 26, 2016
He probably must ve spent some time with a Nigerian Police to ve been possessed..

Police Uwa Mmebi..
RIP to his family while he rots in a bottomless pit..
Romance › Re: This Girl Came To My House Last Night And Left This (photos} by amuokuko: 12:43am On Jul 26, 2016
Airforce1 e be like say ur nose they take all the nutrient wey ur brain need to function appropriately..

Guy the little regard I had for you then was just a waste..
Travel › Re: Tanker Burning At Cele Bus-Stop Apapa-Oshodi Expressway by amuokuko: 6:07pm On Jul 25, 2016
Make una start to dey contribute piss(urine), since water no dey, afterall nah oyibo people say many little drop of water makes an ocean.
Romance › Re: That Innocent Girl Is Now A Beast & Pain In My A**s by amuokuko: 12:32pm On Jul 25, 2016
Decrown94:
we melt at my shop 8 years ago,.
Since u melt her in ur shop, why not take her into ur room nd wax her back.
Crime › Re: Video:nigerian Soldiers Brutally Beat A Bus Conductor,threatens To Shoot Him by amuokuko: 12:24pm On Jul 25, 2016
Lalasticlala cum nd help us court martial this useless military police.

Anytime police appears in a profession, they tend to be useless nd blood suckers.

Nigerian Police = Useless
Military Police = Useless
Railway police = uselessness
Even if we have Police Seminary, they will still be Useless..

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