₦airaland Forum

AskIfa:
I didn't ask to get noticed. I just wanted to know why you chose that name coz I know a bible story of a Shulammite maiden.

See as u dey fall hand like epilepsy...

Airforce1 each time u keep meeting ur One in One Million.
Ur fan belt is asking when u will make ur 1st million naira.

Abeg when this airforce1 guy wan get sense..

Just 2 weeks ago u wrote an epistle about ur one in a million u had to let go after squandering her "equator", today u re here again talking of meeting another one in a million.

Airforce1, I ve told you before, if u don't change ur lifesytle, ur musical career will be like that of "Danfo drivers"..


Wondering when u will meet ur one is one.

It goes to the Revenue account of the Current thief of justice..

CAPSLOCKED:

HAHAHA... THIS GUY IS REALLY FUNNY, FUNNIER THAN THE OTHER GUY WHO TRIED TO SHAME HIS ENTIRE COMMUNITY.

OPS, FOR THE MR ANUMANU OR WHATEVER, I SEE YOU'RE THE CURRENT HOLDER, AND YOU'VE HELD THE TITLE ALL YOUR LIFE, RIGHT FROM CONCEPTION.

DON'T WORRY, JUST KEEP HOLDING TIGHTLY, THIS GREAT TITLE. MAYBE ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN OR GRANDCHILDREN WILL INHERIT IT FROM YOU WHEN YOU DIE FINALLY, THAT'S IF YOU DON'T DIE WITH IT.

Hahahahahaha,

Remember, I took it from ur dad nd I ve held it for long as u said, it's time it moves back to ur family..

Heard ur mum is more anumanustic, don't Worry she is a man.
Pls take nd give to her..

CAPSLOCKED:

YOU MUST BE THE WINNER OF "MR FUNNY" NAIRALAND 2016.

AND THE LOWEST PAID COMEDIAN IN THE VILLAGE WHERE YOU'RE FROM.
CHEERS!

Hahahahahahahahahha..

I laughed so hard at ur "Yoke"...
U must be multi talented Imbe...

Well continue ur trade, u might get to win Mr. Anumanu 2019...

CAPSLOCKED:

DUDE.... CALLING OUT THIS PARTICULARL GUY ON EVERY SNAKE THREAD OR ANY THREAD AT ALL HAS GOTTEN LAME ALREADY.

U must be a Lame detector

See as una cut the snake head like Mynd44..

This snake go fit the kind stew wey i chop this night, I no know whether the gal wey cook am get pepper vegetation..

Since u ve decided to hoard pinshure let me assume u guyz re preparing the Peppersoup in ur dreams.

There was no fruit..

The truth is That the serpent gonked Eve nd Eve gonked Adam, thereby introducing them to sin..

Why do the bible say from Sin we were conceived

Sex was the great undoing to manhood..

Who will now arrest them

Maybe OPC

gsley:
12 is ok.

Are u a Layer bird

They should ve spared us that fine name "Federal govt" nd use "Confused Monarch"..

Sometimes u begin to wonder if this government re anti people..

Very soon this confused monarchs will also oppose Freedom to kwaff..

Since it's in Italy, it's Benin Mafiaso dey re referring to.

Why won't they disregard an Abuja High Court when buhari ve made them Prosecutor nd Judge.

Its high time the government "Mynd44" trailers from plying that bridge..

Fall ndi Uwa Mmebi..

I vote

Mimzy - akata
Refiner - Self made

Cc: NLJega onye Uwa Mmebi..

phorget:
What if Ndi ugwu borrow the bomb before you... guess they will level you people before you can even think of leveling them. My question is 'why was biafra agitation not so serious in gej's time compare to what it is now?

Nwanne ajuju gi bu ajuju ndi saboteurs but let me oblige you.
Because we thought GEJ would be kind enough to notice we ve not sat on that seat for more than 4 decades now nd work towards making right..

Do u ve any that can help my eyes spot a wife material..

bizme:
I have missed that woman. Where exactly is she?
This country needs a woman like her... Her stylish way of speaking English... Her ... I have missed you gan an ni. Abeg come back asap.

Can see u reach orgasm seeing her pix..

Kontinue till u start spilling Blood.

EFCC nah only Yahoo boyz them dey fit prosecute, useless morafuckers..

elonna5:
i have a contract for girls that want to cross over to dubai. You wont pay a dime but your visa has conditions. Visa is for 2 yrs pm me

The thunder that will kill you is epileptic..

Why not cross over ur sisters nd female relatives nd possibly ur mother..

U dey find woman wey go turn ur money bag, fry her pussy just to feed ur lazy soul.

Anumanu..

The Same Kashimu the drug pusher we pitied

Make him no worry, we go soon extradite the mumu..

We all know that Buhari is a Thief in Pope's clothing...

silkytouch:
Mugu!

Mama gi..

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Eyah! [/color]

Yea yeah..

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]At least I have someone to call mama.
Whom do you have?[/color]

wont want to ve if she is a fuckricant.
I prefer having none.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]That's good.

Still a million times worse than not having parents to call your own. [/color]

never knew.
But the woman carrying all those tout is indeed ströng.

Jst say me Hi to yo momma.

martineverest:
i can see u are a money-miss-road biiitch......i can afford to cater for ur generation,if u dont mind

hahahahahahahaha
sure u can feed em but pls jst get ur family a derica of garri for d week.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lol! At least I have parents.

Fücking bastard who is not sure of his parental roots. Better run back to that orphanage home, they are looking for you. [/color]

hahahahahahahahaha

Finally u ve agreed that u were fathered by NURTW PH branch.

I am at d orphanage now with ur step sister eating beans nd bread.