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That Mod wey sabi Ban, nah him papa be this.

Off to buy 44" LED, hope u don't Mynd to follow me.

This mumu boy again..
Abeg make una carry una family drama go park for museum.

This Peter was certainly suppose to be the female amongst the twin, his joy for talk, amebo is legendary..

Fork-boy.

That is a Philip Turn table behind him..
My father's most priced property..

How I wish the dayz of such old skool could resurface again..

This ur version no make sense at all..

OP, am sure u did not inherit best of riches from ur Dad but here u re making impact..

Buhari has not made any positive impact economically.
I only pity the man who will be taking over from Buhari when a Dollar would sell for 1,000 naira..

That is Seun's fuel station nd it's managed By Lalasticlala while Uboma is an attendant there...

There is no road safety law FRSC won't be found wanting..

Endtime Officers..

macho44:
Emperor Amu-Okuko

Nwanne how far
Nwanne ve u noticed that winch no longer give food in our dreams again, Chanji uwa mmebi..

OP, can any Of this babalawo help me kill a Mod-ulation

If no be money wey ur husband get, this pikin for worwor....

Any which way, Congratz to Junior Rozayy..


Off to get my RPG Helmet...

paschal47:
you no strong na just 2 bottle and u are sleeping

Baba if nah those dayz, this ur statement don earn u a place with me in a bar make I see ur gulping spirit..

My spirit nd Legend no be friend, the drink useless die.

soberdrunk:
! Blood of pharaoh!!! Am more of a beer man tho.....

Its nice u start trying every out, so that u don't get embarrassed in a party without beer..

I ve sat down alone nd did 6bottles of red wine and when my friend showed up we both drank another 6 bottles..

But today, 2 bottles fit slap me cous Owu dey town so..

soberdrunk:
Iba ooooooooo!!! NA MAN U BE!!! RESPECT!!!!

That means u can't finish a bottle of Vodka or Hennesy on a sitting....

soberdrunk:
Two bottles of legend=#320
1 bottle of alomo #250 plus #70 milk, u n ur friend 4 feel like Rock stars.....

Guy, did u say a bottle of alomo
U don't even know who u re talking to..
I do 3 nd sometime add bottles of beer to gauge..

OP, no mind all these hypocrites..

Infact, some go scream while it penetrates but afterwards it's like:

soberdrunk:
Hahahahaha! U 4 jejely drink Alomo n milk.....

Baba Alomo that time nah 250
But a bottle of Legend was #160..

soberdrunk:
Lmao @ "u must be addicted to sleep". Legend is for pensioners and old village people.....

Hhahahahahahahahahahha..

Sincerely i ventured into Legend one of those Broke month nd I must confess both my friend nd I would engage ourselves in sleeping competition while. Sited on our 2nd bottle..

No be person say make I pick race..

paschal47:
Heineken & legend

Legend
U must be addicted to sleep..
Legend is the only drink that I nod nd snore while on the 2nd bottle..

Only when I ve decided to commit suicide will I drink Gulder..

Gulder That pot belly drink

Heineken is better but because of its cost, I don't joke with my Harp but I think Goldberg has upped there game..

Why won't those orange head people insult us when Buhari ve sold us back to Pharaoh...

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Waiting for OPC next line of action..

Dextology:
I think I have watched this movie somewhere.

Featuring Aki and Pawpaw bah

Endtime watcher..

Keep lying Burkina faso lie..

Except u re saying Buhari's change is cutting across all sector..

Money miss road kinda guy..

MzPecs:
Silver or Gold, have I not.
Pls nah..

Oya hit me up..

O boy eeee!!!
See the kind fight wey I dey like

Free for all fight is the best way to exercise..

adewumiopeyemi:
people still dey use kerosine ni..

Something that powers Uboma 's brain..

MzPecs:
That's too much nah..
Biko nu..

Ok, a portion of Aki Awusa.

uboma:
You sound so dumb with the above question.

What has the use of kerosene got to do with one's physical looks?

So in your warped sense of reasoning, only ugly peeps make use of kerosene?

SMH

U sound dumber not to recognize sarcasm.

U must ve inherited it thou..

Mod from a dull home..
Like father like son.

Almajiri1:
I see no reason why an Almajiri from sokoto can't unite and fight alongside chief amuokuko from Enugu against injustice.

But u see a just course or reason surrounding the lopsided appointments yet we re supposedly one