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Contestant 10 - Ivvy, abeg u say u get beautiful heart can we see an X-ray of ur heart supporting such claim.

Contest 9 - Krystalklear, u re sincerely reserved because person wey correct won't be dressing like what I just saw.

Contestant 8 - Refiner the omaricha Nwa, abeg did u bite a rusted iron to ve discolored a tooth U will help military to fight bokoharam because of rice Sister ibu confirm nwanne Lie mohammed.

Contestant 6 - Mysticgal, the truth is that u re my sister but sincerely u will have loads of atitude say my crystal ball, but Nne this ur breast nah watin make King David dey always go him window go look that woman wey dey bath.

Contestant 4: Lanicky, it's not just that u re an undergraduate but an underage, u participated in 2014 Miss Kiddies

Contestant 3 - MissGdope sorry oo but I just dislike everything about you apart from the Myrrh bracelet on ur teeth.

Contestant 1 - Mimzy in her early twenties Nah for ur case I know say a girl of 28 is in her early twenties but I like you.

Since 2007 I started making luv to nairaland I ve never one day viewed a thread on Miss nairaland cous I was of the opinion it's for the less busy.
2016 I happen to be less busy.
Well after going through the Voting thread today, I was spurred to let off my opinion afterall it does not matter..

N.B:
* if u ve not seen the thread on Dairies this morning, kindly go check it out before u spit lobsters.

*For the Mod, if u ve any intention to Ban me, pls go ahead cous I give no fork abi spoon.

This OP bu confirm onye Nzuzu..
How does depicting Jesus as a white man make him a fraud

So it would ve being better if he drew a black man as Jesus

Are Israelis black

OP, I swear you have donated ur brain to Lucifer nd he Inturn gave u tse-tse fly brain..

OP, it's either u smoked weed mixed with corn or u re related to Lie Mohammed..

See the big lie nd some dude up there are believing you..
Pls if u only saw pictures of the river, just keep mute nd don't contribute bullshit..

How can uprooted grass abi weed turn concrete That some many people were playing, walking, even some rode bicycle over it without noticing some fragile area
Did u notice that people crossed from one end to the other nd none noticed that the river was beneath

Nwanne, it's time u stop deceiving ur kind cous Nigeria ve got wise people..

nairaimporter:
Think of it as a new adventure then. Google how to use Twitter. You can actually talk directly to people like Buhari, Ben bruce, whizkid, ambode etc.

I promise you will enjoy it.

Thanx..
Will give it a shot..

nairaimporter:
Do you know that if you tweet this at him on Twitter, he will see it and probably act accordingly.

Unfortunately, I don't tweet..
Nairaland happen to ve caged me that sometimes I wonder if am possessed..

Ambode u might be working but please don't allow touts back to under our bridges, fashola tried his best to keep lagos neat by dislodging those guyz but they re gradually coming back nd destroying the beautiful landscape in place.

Pls Sir!!! Nah beg I dey beg u Sir..

smileysmiley:
I'm a Catholic by faith but mumsy worships in Mountain of fire and miracles ministries. I decided to worship with her today cause I met her leaving for Church when I got back from mass. When we got there, I was directed to their youth church and I sat in one corner minding my business until I saw this young girl. This happened in their Owerri headquarters. Haba... I thought these people were spiri koko, so they now allow their youths to dress skimpily to church... I'm trying not to judge but this is the height of indecency... Where are the end time goons

From the look of things, u come from a family that gossips...

Go nd fetch water. Go massage my wife, if he is from kogi.

Me I just dey inside church dey think of the babalawo wey go fit make mynd44 to stop banning me.

FlameDynasty:
wow...So you are shallow-minded to notice that was just a typo error..


hahaha, who do we have here

an incoherent blabbing fool .






stay off my mention, else thunder fire your ball

Fallz from a tomato tree..
U called that a typo
U were just so incoherent dude..
Am sure u graduated from same school with that "Copper"....

E be like say nah to start destroying people's borehole pipe for my area sure pass.
At least they will call me for negotiation nd money go come out..

FlameDynasty:
To stop a war, there must be war...



And to stop gun, guns are needed



fighting under NDA nain sure pass nau oo.


we can no longer wait why our life is being player with politcs by these greedy 5%

Read the embolden and see how dull u are..
Sure u re one of those who criticized the Corp member from ur Clan..

The insecurity in Nigeria is quite alarming, I just pray we don't get to that level were lawlessness would be the order of the day.

Oge Uwa Mmebi.

Okoro-awusa, Nwoke di useless to Ala Igbo..

glossy6:
we don't take shiits

Nwanne ibu onye Ngwo
Chisos!! Chi my chister..

Had1zasaf:
NA only police own everybody dey hear,when army slap u,u keep quiet,there is more to this story joor

E be like say ur papa nah Constable

The only animal left to be killed by nairalanders is Bush-baby..
Sure Lalasticlala would kill that soon..

GloryIsaac:
Chai See what 30 mins of enjoyment has caused ....

@Op, see you in 6 months bro... God will see you both through this interesting times #peace

Abeg Broz, nah 12 month women from ur area dey carry their unborn child

The OP said it's already 6months nd u re adding another 6 month, nwanne u must be a Martian..

Trust Ngwo youths, they will be beaten like thieves..

Useless Akpa-amu ndi uwa mmebi..

Esso95:
'Enyi lee anya'; don't mortgage the future of brilliant Nigerian youths on the banks of tribalism.
If you don't have any pragmatic ideas to disemminate, just metchie onu gi!
'Nna Ovuru Eke'. Otondo at thirty.

hahahahaha...
see this Anikirija ooo..
i see because u were mortgaged to a parents not urs, u re now feeling u ve pragmatic ideas eeh kwa Nna-Nna Ovuru Eke...

Puberty Anikirija

419 appearing thrice is not a mistake, its the act of God..
it shows the 419(criminal) state of that data...

This Tony Momoh is suffering from Convulsion of the Mouth...

By 2019, he should be ready to change his name to Prince Tony Mumu..

Esso95:
Is this all you can say?
Tribalism is making you look foolish.

Yes, it's making me look foolish..
But what about you that host foolishness

Nwanne, u re a Haram..
Ovuru Eke...

When u lie to ur gal friend that ATM'S re observing public nd she does not believe but u decide using the ATM on Jaiz bank ATM..