Sports › Re: Stephen Keshi's Children Visit NFF by amuokuko: 9:12pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
no be only Visit, nah their papa owed salary them go negotiate for.. NFF that can owe like the "unforgiving Debtor" in the bible... allanphash7: What about Amodu family or is Amodu not recognised by the NFF ? Any proof Amodu was owed  Abi u nah debt collector  |
Politics › Re: Flood Takes Over Jigawa State (photos) by amuokuko: 9:10pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
hizzyairtel: I can't phantom your gullibility Because u they use Techno Phantom abii? |
Politics › Re: Flood Takes Over Jigawa State (photos) by amuokuko: 9:10pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
hizzyairtel: I can't phantom your gullibility Because u they use Techno Phantom abii |
Politics › Re: Flood Takes Over Jigawa State (photos) by amuokuko: 9:10pm On Jun 20, 2016*. Modified: 6:48am On Jun 21, 2016 |
hizzyairtel: I can't phantom your gullibility Because u they use Techno Phantom abii |
Politics › Re: Flood Takes Over Jigawa State (photos) by amuokuko: 9:05pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
Abok1 no dey carry last.. the dude had to take selfie in the flood which he intends to use in convincing his friends in zaria that he visited a beach...
Ndi awusa nah Ezi ohia bu otu(one) |
Politics › Re: EFCC Freezes Fayose’s Account, Governor Describes Action As Criminal, Illegal by amuokuko: 7:45pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
No wonder Obiano complained his account was also frozen.. Seems they re freezing Governors account.. So all this handout money we paid into Obiano's account is now voice mail  Hope these lecturers won't say we did not buy their Hand-out... |
Romance › Re: Who Else Has Experienced This? why do some ladies act this way? by amuokuko: 7:20pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
Puresolutions: guy u wicked o.. Na ur area mind dey worry u which kind id be amuokuko shey na amuokoko ojo shibiri afromedia abi na agbara...na wa guy pack commot for those area see as e dey affect ur mind,u no fit even encourage the guy wey dey down,u come add more fire to him fire..i gentle for you o Baba all these area wey u call no even dey Lagos map... guy how u dey take cope for that area.... but guy look the matter nah, watin again wan dey pursue woman 4 ur life if no be that gal wey u dey cain for dream... |
Romance › Re: Who Else Has Experienced This? why do some ladies act this way? by amuokuko: 7:15pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
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Politics › Re: Osagie Ize-Iyamu Wins Edo PDP Governorship Primaries by amuokuko: 6:54pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
kajoula: Does it mean that all the good-looking men in edo state are dumb Witches give nd take.. so if u want power they take ur beauty... |
Politics › Re: Osagie Ize-Iyamu Wins Edo PDP Governorship Primaries by amuokuko: 6:20pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
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Phones › Re: #C9JATour: Images Shot With Camon C9 by amuokuko: 6:13pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
AnnabelRose... that young gal in the background is what i came to earth to seek.. Kindly tell her i ve got a customized Myrrh ring for her, i want to take her to Mars... |
Romance › Re: Who Else Has Experienced This? why do some ladies act this way? by amuokuko: 6:02pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
MrDojo: Good day everyone, who else among the guys here on NL has experienced this..?!
For the past 6yrs that I've been on the dating scene, I've experienced a lot of misses rather than hits in my dating game, this is not due to the fact I lacked the looks, charm, smarts etc. I noticed a scenario that always repeated itself, which was when ever I approached a girl, we would click instantly, she would flash all the green lights flashable, we would have a lot in common & get along really well, then whenever I finally ask her for us to be "exculsive".... The horror film begins...
They never tell me No or a yes.. I'm not friendzoned neither am I in the dating zone, I more than a friend to her but less than a BF, when I ask them why they can't give me an answer, they give all manner of reasons such as; you are too good for me, I like you a lot but I don't love, let's be more than friends but I can't date you ( WTF ), I don't know what I feel towards you...let's keep what we have....and blah blah blah...
Most times I give them time to sort out their feelings coming back again to ask hoping to get a good answer but their emotions are still in a state of flux.. I'll give up and move on ( when I move on I move on totally no looking back ), only for this ladies who seemly had nothing for me to come back (vengeful) when they see me hooking up with another chick, then they start all manner of theatrics....then I begin to wonder is it not the same girl who had "Nothing" for me...
This scenario as played out more than 5 times with me... I'll like to know if other guys here have experienced this or are also experiencing this....
Sorry for the long essay..  Nwanne leave long story... u ve strong spiritual wife warding them off.. Karashika bu aha ya.. |
Politics › Re: Ogun Dried River: Lagos Government Releases Statement by amuokuko: 5:45pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
make i go there jawe, man must catch fish..
for oyibo kountry, there river dey turn ice block while people skate on it but here for 9ja, nah grass dey harden our river while people go to take selfie...
i just pity people wey go dey ontop that river when Mammiwater Convention go finish, afterall no be only be PDP and APC sabi do convention... |
Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by amuokuko: 5:32pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
agarawu23: you love low cut abi her boobs? Oga na me bring u come here joor. Pls vote Lanicky and add cc nljega Is the embolden allowed  Cc: Dygeasy NLJega |
Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by amuokuko: 4:17pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
Neva believed I would do this but her brains ve made me eat my poo
I vote Refiner
Cc: NLjega |
Career › Re: Before You Resign, See This!!! by amuokuko: 4:09pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
refiner: I know a lot of people who wish that they can set up their own business and become a Business owner as fast as possible,.. You may have heard alot of White men giving Inspirational speeches and you may probably have read a lot of Inspirational Books... BUT This is NIGERIA where uncertainties is the bedrock of the day and The government is not even helping matters. I am not trying to be a CHICKEN LITTLE but am just trying to open up your eyes on what you need to know that will keep you even when the going becomes tough.
Here are the TIPS:
1) Are you motivated?: This can come in form of another question, such as..."What is your motivation"?. The power to withstand, The Zeal to succeed and the Dynamism to accept pressure and criticism.
2) What do I Love doing?: The moment you venture into a business you dont like, that is the day you will see Hell on Earth(I don't want to sound negative) but that is the truth. I discovered I loved teaching, so the moment a school was handed over to me, all i needed was just to gain some leadership and Managerial skill, and it completed the Missing link.... This leads me to point 3.
3) Know your deficiencies: No one is perfect and that stimulates that we all have something that we don't have (You understand)?.. let me explain.. I might be a genius academically, know all the principles of macro economics, but if I am to head a company today, and i don't have Managerial and Leadership skills, it is going to be a failed project. You Understand now? So before you write that resignation letter, make sure you have blocked all loop holes... Which also includes the 4th point.
4) Know your Game: Tomato is scares, I might want to enter the tomato business but I don't know anything about the business, tell me.... Do i have a higher chance of Making it? definitely NO!.. You might want to take some time out while still in your present Job and research about Tomatoes, Know how to get funds, know the CABALS in the game, know every link from the Buying to the selling. Same applies to other businesses you want to start up. Once all this is complete, Jump into NO 5...
5) Just do it: What are you waiting for?, the right time? it may never come. The Huge capital, They may never give you a loan The resources? while waste time when you can import resources. Simply using other people to achieve your own goal(NOT EXPLOITING). never wait for a perfect opportunity, it may never come... Go ahead and start winning!!
Just Do IT!! and success is yours..
Written by Miss refiner(Business owner) Come this gal, so u sabi book like this  Thou, I doubt u re behind this but all the same I will break that covenant of not participating on Miss nairaland.. Off to give u a vote. |
Politics › Re: PHOTO: See How This Navy Officer Saluted Buhari When He Arrived Yesterday by amuokuko: 2:23pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
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Politics › Re: Forgery: FG To Arraign Saraki, Ekweremadu Tuesday by amuokuko: 12:54pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
Pls when would they arraign Buhari for Certificate forgery abi Deception.. |
Family › Re: I Lost My Mum In The 3rd Mainland Bridge Accident by amuokuko: 11:50am On Jun 20, 2016 |
OP, ur mother is a HERO..
She gave her life so that ur baby will live.. She would not ve forgiven herself if the young angel in her custody died while she lived..
RIP to a great Mum... |
Romance › Re: Seun, judges, Adress This Lacuna Of A Rule As Regards The Miss Nairaland Contest by amuokuko: 10:01am On Jun 20, 2016 |
Seriously, I was about sending a mail to that young dude called Dygeasy about that rule..
I have neva given a fork about "Miss Nairaland" for 9 years on this platform but this year being less busy I did, please note I don't intend voting for any of those End Time galz but am concerned that if I wanted to participate, my vote would be void because my present moniker was created in march this year nd I won't ve posted 300 comments when Nairaland does not fend for my family..
I am only concerned because you will be disenfranchising so many because of that "martian" Rule..
Cc: Dygeasy abi seun |
Politics › Re: Militants’ Attack: Ogun Community Deserted As Three Survivors Die by amuokuko: 9:42am On Jun 20, 2016 |
kayc0: a A is for Area Young03: f F is for Fo0l.. If the both of yo Wanna know yo personalities U add both quote.. |
Romance › Re: MY Take On Miss Nairaland 2016 Contestant by amuokuko(op): 9:19am On Jun 20, 2016 |
jamalnation: Wait wait money dey involved ? They there make soap enta ur eyes.. What do think would make some of these rude galz so humble that none have called for my head.. |
Romance › Re: MY Take On Miss Nairaland 2016 Contestant by amuokuko(op): 9:17am On Jun 20, 2016 |
mysticgal: Have you ever had a conversation with me and discovered I had an attitude? Anyway it's an online thing. Real life, am an easy going person with no reservations or ego. I love being me
Vote Mysticgal (me) as Miss Nairaland 2016 Bae some us who re gifted by nature can tell ur personality by looking at you, it's because of "us" they coined "Don't judge a book by its cover" because most will argue nd within them they know the truth.. U know that happening place they eat Bush meat nd down palm wine at Orji river, come this evening make I meet you in person nd see if u re different.. |
Romance › Re: MY Take On Miss Nairaland 2016 Contestant by amuokuko(op): 9:10am On Jun 20, 2016 |
HonPatrick: She's 22 and she still managed to look beautiful and young. Imagine how she would look at 40. Hoooot and fresh. 
Lanicky for miss nairaland. She is 22  Don't tell me she employed you the father to also campaign for her abi una need that 50k like Darrrrrh!!! |
Romance › Re: MY Take On Miss Nairaland 2016 Contestant by amuokuko(op): 8:41am On Jun 20, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: MY Take On Miss Nairaland 2016 Contestant by amuokuko(op): 7:48am On Jun 20, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: MY Take On Miss Nairaland 2016 Contestant by amuokuko(op): 7:46am On Jun 20, 2016 |
SANDOSKI: *keke stop me here..... Make I see wetin dey happen Fine babe like you boarding keke is truly a reflection of the economy.. |
Romance › Re: MY Take On Miss Nairaland 2016 Contestant by amuokuko(op): 7:44am On Jun 20, 2016 |
vizkiz: You were busy during the previous contests but you are "less busy" this year's... Them Don sack you for work abi? Guy how u take know  U be winchcraft ooo... |
Romance › Re: MY Take On Miss Nairaland 2016 Contestant by amuokuko(op): 7:33am On Jun 20, 2016 |
Finally, I know u will be waiting for me to root for a contestant but sincerely they re all Miss Nairaland for their pocket cous I know there is someone out here on nairaland who is more Beauriful and intelligent..
To add to the grand prize:
I will increase the win money to #50,500...
I am just trying to be prudent inorder not to be probed.. |
Romance › Re: MY Take On Miss Nairaland 2016 Contestant by amuokuko(op): 7:27am On Jun 20, 2016 |
Contestant 14 - ChubbyT, 20yrs  Is that ur football age  Babe u can lie eeh. What is the showing ur axx all about abeg put away that Ike Nshi.. |
Romance › Re: MY Take On Miss Nairaland 2016 Contestant by amuokuko(op): 7:27am On Jun 20, 2016 |
Contestant 12 - optional1, No be by force to go dubai compete, I like that ur black shoe wey be like madam Koi-koi own. |
Romance › Re: MY Take On Miss Nairaland 2016 Contestant by amuokuko(op): 7:26am On Jun 20, 2016 |
Contestant 11 - Diasyluv, Nne Oma u try smll but this ur waiste wey be like man own just tire me. |