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Celebrities › Re: My Prediction On Tiwa Savages Marriage Came To Pass - See Screen Shot by amuokuko: 7:38pm On Apr 29, 2016
Prophet how come ur prophecy ve not helped ur careerhuh

2013 to 2016 is not 2years, so u re not different from TB Joshua..
Politics › Re: Pandemonium Erupts After Tanker Driver Is Killed At Ijesha, Lagos by amuokuko: 7:34pm On Apr 29, 2016
It's time Govt introduces an Eye for an Eye system of govt, so that all this law enforcement killing will halt..
Crime › Re: Enugu State: Be Alert..must Read Info by amuokuko: 7:26pm On Apr 29, 2016
That village wey fork up..
Elders should ban their youth..

They knew these guyz were coming yet there youth went to sleep..

They should come to Enugu Ngwo nd see egede boiz dusting their armory..
Health › Re: If You Have These Two Holes On The Back You Are Really Special! Here Is What I by amuokuko: 7:13pm On Apr 29, 2016
Who the hole don Epp..
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Hosted By Koroma, President Of Sierra Leone (photos) by amuokuko: 7:10pm On Apr 29, 2016
project50:
Linda means snake that linda is demonic
Baba sofri dey lie, Linda means Beauriful..
Crime › Re: EFCC Arraigns Two Bankers For N9.7Million Fraud(PICS) by amuokuko: 12:28pm On Apr 29, 2016
If they re contract staff, EFCC should release them before I call Sango but if not prosecute them.
Politics › Re: We Were All Starved - Adams Oshiomole Reveals by amuokuko: 10:21am On Apr 29, 2016
GEJ was also responsible for Nigerian ladies starving u kpekus for you to ve traveled out to import kpekus..
Crime › Re: Breaking News : Lastma Official Killed A Bus Conductor by amuokuko: 10:15am On Apr 29, 2016
LASTMAhuh
Very useless set of people..

Karma will soon visit that murderer..
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Hosted By Koroma, President Of Sierra Leone (photos) by amuokuko: 10:01am On Apr 29, 2016
This one go make Linda go meet President of West Germany..
Travel › Re: Nairalanders, What Will U Do? by amuokuko: 9:58am On Apr 29, 2016
I go just go collect Bokoharam form cous all hope about Nigeria is lost..
Science/Technology › Re: The Snake I Saw At My Gate by amuokuko: 9:53am On Apr 29, 2016
The botanical name of this snake is "Agwo"

The rate snakes now visit homes means we ve erred against God.

Go to ur bible nd find out what brings the plague of snake if ur name is Thomas...
Sports › Re: Emenike Blasts NFF For ‘disrespecting’ Yobo’s Testimonial by amuokuko:
That is truly unfair...

NFF - Nigerian Football Fuktards.
Pets › Re: The Rat My Dog Killed Last Night!! Pepper Soup On Point. pics uploaded. by amuokuko: 9:43am On Apr 29, 2016
No wonder Nigerian police re killers..

Anything police in nigeria kills, even if nah police goat, it will surely kill..
Crime › Re: This Lady Is Wanted By The Police For Engaging In Bisexual Activities (photos) by amuokuko: 9:20am On Apr 29, 2016
How am I sure the police boss does not want to DO too...
Romance › Re: Who Has Ever Had Sex On The Rug!!! Share Experience.... by amuokuko: 8:04am On Apr 29, 2016
A mistake I made twice.

The first day, I said to myself, dude u ain't hitting it fine, I had lay her at the edge of d bed while I kneeled on the rug nd kept smashing, the fun was great that I neva knew I had peeled off all flesh on my knee.
The pain no be here ooo after u must ve finished nd escorted her home.

The second experience, since I already had experience of the 1st, I said to my self just kneel steady nd ensure its only my waist that moves inorder to avoid the friction of the knee which I sustained but after debiting, Lo nd Behold the kneels ve peeled but not as the 1st time.
Crime › Re: Who Are The Real Robbers In This Scenario? by amuokuko: 7:52am On Apr 29, 2016
If u ask me, nah who I go ask..
Education › Re: When The Exam Invigilator Singles You Out And Separates You From The Formation by amuokuko: 7:46am On Apr 29, 2016
computerboy:
Back in undergraduate days, we would take permission to urinate and drop our answer sheet with the invigilator then when we come back, we would collect our paper and change to former position cheesy
That means ur invigilators ain't smart.
Those I encountered where quite smart for that.
Car Talk › Re: The Major Cause Of Tyre Burst Accidents In Nigeria ( Pictures Included ) by amuokuko: 7:41am On Apr 29, 2016
Wow!!
Just learnt a thing..

Lalasticlala, we know this ain't snake but allow others gain knowledge nd also contribute.
Properties › Re: Why Not A Central AC System? (Photos} by amuokuko: 12:37am On Apr 29, 2016
EgunMogaji:
Okay I'll leave you alone now, you offer no new material.
Hahahahahahahahahahhaha...

See this dunce, check out ur Materials nd see how lame they re..

Pls. Continue ooo, am enjoying the conversation..

Ezi
Romance › Re: If You See This At Your First Visit? Photos by amuokuko: 10:51pm On Apr 28, 2016
Certainly the first nd last visit.

Life is sweet.
Properties › Re: Why Not A Central AC System? (Photos} by amuokuko: 10:29pm On Apr 28, 2016
EgunMogaji:
Even when you're the butt of the joke you still laugh at yourself grin

You're a special citizen wink
Hahahaha..
Confirming ur Refugee status..

My pikin dey abroad..
Properties › Re: Why Not A Central AC System? (Photos} by amuokuko: 8:55pm On Apr 28, 2016
EgunMogaji:
Of course I have, this one right here.

Get well soon Amigo
Hahahahahaha.

So u re acknowledging ur "imbecility"..

Then go challenge the eldest in ur family cous I don't compete with One.
Romance › Re: Explaning The Moniker Behind The Beauty- Refiner by amuokuko: 8:52pm On Apr 28, 2016
fairlyusedpant:
thank you for commenting on this wonderful thread, now, you can go and play with sand, time for play play don reach...
For you to still remember this kind of play means u just stepped into ur Puberty..

Well, u can microwave the left overs..
Celebrities › Re: Confirmed! Tee Billz Actually Attempted Suicide by amuokuko: 8:12pm On Apr 28, 2016
Wake me when Buhari attempts suicide...
Romance › Re: Explaning The Moniker Behind The Beauty- Refiner by amuokuko: 8:08pm On Apr 28, 2016
Useless woman wrapper..

Fucktar.d!!!
Technology Market › Re: (SOLD) Blackberry Classic Q20 by amuokuko: 7:48pm On Apr 28, 2016
Ego ne last..
Celebrities › Re: My Account Was Hacked, Says Tiwa’s Husband, Tee Bill. PM News by amuokuko: 7:45pm On Apr 28, 2016
Teebillz, it's allowed..
Keep the lies coming afterall nah the regime we dey....

Nah now e occur to you say them hack ur account.

Nwoke onye Uwa Mmebi..
Romance › Re: So This Guy Can't Wait For Honey Moon To Start(picture) Hilarious by amuokuko: 7:43pm On Apr 28, 2016
That must be lalasticlala, nwoke onye Amu...

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