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EgunMogaji:
I challenge you to make one coherent post. Try and apply yourself, I know you can do it Man

Have u seen a tournament that involves a sane man nd a imbecil.e

Oops.. forgotten it's attainable in Ibadan..

EgunMogaji:
Situation is critical

Hahhahaha.
So when re we coming for the funeral.

Drabeey:
Anyone blaming Buhari on the Fulani herdsmen rampage, should just tell me one way he/she would tackle this issue if you are to be in Buhari 's shoe


Anyways...



DrabeeyWasHere

But he tackles Bokoharam
He tackled IPOB
He is tackling Niger Delta Militant

Nwanne, allow ur brains to grow before delving into politics..

EgunMogaji:
I'm sorry but I don't read gibberish.

Will someone please translate this into English?

When are you going to share a pic of that your elusive residential HVAC that is zoned?

Hahahahaha...

I did share it when u re back to life..

EgunMogaji:
And this is how you demonstrate that alleged achievement? By insulting the computer monitors of Nairalanders?

It gets there first before locating your moniker nd lastly, gets transmitted to you nd taking ova ur cells..

EgunMogaji:
That's the problem right there, your lack of education is waylaying your progress

Oma se o.

But with ur education, I ve achieved more than ur entire generation..

Could it be that ur destiny abi "Star" is repulsive to Education

Nwanne, pls try giving birth to imbeciles so that they could progress better than u have..
My 2 coins..

EgunMogaji:
Your composition shows that clearly

Hahahahahahahha...
Composition Please how does that affect installing Central AC with several regulating control..

Boy, u lack common sense oo..
Please advertise the oyibo weather again..

Ekuke...

EgunMogaji:
Did you go to school at all?

Nope..
But the school u attended ve not helped you either..

The rubbish that makes FP these days keeps man wondering if our MOD's re Weed sellers...

We should not mistake Fulani onslaught to Bokoharam.

Aregbesola would be like "Gawd punish this kind wickedness".

NLC/TUC wan turn workers to millionaires over night..

EgunMogaji:
Eya...the thing pain you reach make you wish me death so?

There's no mosquitos here Oga. But you knew that and you're just flailing wildly in a futile attempt to score cheap points

Mosquito can't even survive here either

Can see you the first guy to travel out from ur village, cous you ve been announcing it all ova the thread..

We ain't competing to be vexed with you, how am I even sure u re not programmed...

EgunMogaji:
It simply can't be done

I know it kills you to do your own research but I'm here to force your hand.

How were the mosquitos last night? And the heat?

This dude must be speaking from experience...
Well, they informed me they have deposited Zika into ur blood stream..

U did die soon but prayed with them to retrieve the virus..

EgunMogaji:
Reporting from Sesame Street it's.......

Let me help u laugh it aloud, Hahahahahahhahahah


I hope u ve seen the number of knowledgeable people informing you it can be done, so learn nd stop living in medieval age..

iiiyyyk:
Y not say what u are sure.
Some flats might have 2 or 3 regulators.
Which means some rooms like sitting rooms and masters room might have their own seperate regulators.

God bless you..
Almost quarreled with my neighbor cous each time I tune the regulator down before bed i wake up freezing cous he would increase it before he goes to sleep..

msogunro:
Impossible.

Impossible due to exposure.
Would ve gone the extra mile to visit a friends apartment nd get u image of the different control switch..

EgunMogaji:
Fresh picture from Los Angeles

How's the weather and mosquitos in your bario there?

Hahahahaha..
See confirm mumu ooo..
Is that a google pix
Check out mine..

msogunro:
1 thermostat can only control one condenser in a central a/c system.

All of you that say you can control the temperature of many zones must have many commercial grade condensers on top of or around your building.

That is very different than a central a/c system for your house or apartment.

Oga, I ve shared an apart with 4 rooms but has 3 control switch...

My room shared same switch with my neighbor that most time I wake half frozen but the other rooms ve there separate control...

EgunMogaji:
It's not your fault. It's the mod that pushed the topic to frontpage.

You and I are not in the same category to chat about technology.

You're looking at a residential building and you're here talking about split HVAC.

Go line up for your petrol.

So sure u ve left nigeria in ur life..
When I get fuel, I did bring some to You for the family breakfast..

EgunMogaji:
It's not your fault. It's the mod that pushed the topic to frontpage.

You and I are not in the same category to chat about technology.

And how ve that helped ur generation

EgunMogaji:
No you can't.

Oga don't say what u know not..

U can, I have stayed in such building..

Empredboy:
»»ALERT ALERT ALERT»»
Beware of ATM fraudsters.

I, BenjaminZion is a VICTIM.
Read till the end Ooh:
Since last week Wednesday till yesterday, I frequently receive an SMS from this phone number: 234 803 413 8959. and the message read thus:
"Dear Customer, due to the BVN validation in compliance with CBN directives, your ATM card has been deactivated. Call our helpline on 08034138959 now.
My people, at first, I ignored it severally knowing that if truly its from First Bank, the SMS should've bear FIRST BANK name.
Then on Sunday, someone visited my house, so I decided to go withdraw but the ATM machine displayed that I've exceeded 5times of withdrawal which I haven't.
Now, I believed the SMS I got might be from the Bank Manager of the branch where I opened my account @ Onitsha.
Then today, around 12:17pm, I got same SMS and I decided to call because I'll be attending a seminar tomorrow here in Enugu which I need to withdraw money that will aid my transport and other expenses.
When I called, the number picked up & said "This Is FBN helpline, I'm speaking with Mr Benjamin Zion Arinzechukwu" I replied "Yes". He called out my account number & the last two digits of my ATM card. I was shocked then, I now believed it was from First Bank.
Throughout the dialogue, he was calling me Sir, Sir, Sir. I was convinced coz that's how bankers treat customers.
He asked me to call the 19digit pin on my ATM card, which is the Serial number & I dis exactly.
Within 4mins, I got this five code (28506) which I sent back to them as instructed. They told me to call Back after 40mins.
My people, within 25mins, I got an alert of #10.000, five times, which is 50.000naira.
I called back the number & complained; they say, they'll refund the money within the remaining 15mins. That they're testing the pin.
Then, I began suspecting the whole transaction.
I called a staff @ FBN Onitsha, the branch where I opened the account, her line was switched off.
I suspended the lunch I was preparing, switch off the gas cooker, dressed up like a mad man and made my way out of the house.
I stopped a Keke (tricycle), I even wore my belt and shirt inside the Keke.
When I got to the bank, I went straight to the Bank Manager's office (My new friend), I complained to him. He was mad @ me & blamed me for not calling him to confirm since I have his contact. I also blamed him for not informing me hitherto coz he knows such info & didn't informed me earlier.
He took me to the "Customer Service Unit", I was given a form where I penned down my Acc name & number. They blocked the ATM card & pin immediately.
Still @ the spot, I got a withdrawal alert of #30.000naira, summing it #80,000.
Many people came for same purpose; a lady was lamenting that after giving them her ATM Serial pin, within 30mins, she got an alert that she transferred 200.000 two times i.e 400.000naira. To one Mr Jude Okonta. Then, my anger was lessened, I began to thank God for making me notice on time & acted fastly.
I went outside & test the ATM card and it was blocked truly.
I called back the line, and the man/guy said "Sorry sir, for the inconvenience, we're trying to refund the money but there's poor network. I quickly lay curse upon the man, and gave him 1week to refund my money or he'll meet his waterloo.
How can a student like me lose such amount to nothing good.
Though I'm burning with ANGER & GRUDGES but
I decided to write an article on this, so that none of my friend will fall victim as I did today.
Kindly share this to others.

My names are: Benjamin Zion Arinzechukwu.
{Deo-Gratias}.

Oga, u sef Dull nii...
At this age, men with brains ain't suppose to fall for such scam..

Advise to GTB account holders:
They now send a debit alert nd ask you to stop such transfer if u did not initiate such by clicking on a link, ur name nah sorry afterward..

solid3:
Stewpid lawyer. See what I have caused for ya sef now. Hope the argument and right of way will pay ur hostpital bill and also fix ur car.

I think u re more Stewpid to believe he does not ve right to speak..

lalasticlala:
We called it 'Alika' 7up

Negodu nwoke onye Igbo behaving like Awolowo...

Lalasticlala nwanne mmadu, hope u don marry or do we start looking for a wife for you

Very sure she was taken to Sambisa bush nd not the forest...

E be like say nah pastor she give kpekus wey make am wan die..

End Time daughter..

Husband nd wife fighting nd the peace maker died

Come this one nah "Uwa Mmebi Plan" to deal with the deceased neighbor else why was it that when he entered to pay his bill the quarrel started

bukkielee:
Lagosians and their tiny brains. Why should you live around a beach? Stupidity

Sincerely, u just displayed the bolded...
Which part of the world do people not live around the beach..

the sea side is reserved for the buoyant if u still live in the cave..

akuko Mike Ejiaha

OP, please add ''Dangote" to the trailer..
a pity he was on an End Time call..

RIP Sir..

How I wish it was in the dayz of Great Agaba, just 2 eggs nd a bottle of Gin nd Thunder on a sunny afternoon will kill that bastardian pedophile..