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Politics › Re: Pro-Biafran That Embarrassed Okorocha Handcuffed And Arrested (video) by amuokuko: 3:49pm On Mar 19, 2016
What is the big dealhuh

He knew his act will get him arrested but he is sure of not going to jail for doing what he believes is RIGHT!!...

He is a real son of the Igbo Race, nwoke chukwu goziri with the braveness..

Happy he proved to Okoroawusa that he is a bastardt...
Politics › Re: Riversrerun: PDP Agent Shot Dead In Nonwa (graphic Photos) by amuokuko:
APC goons in rivers should vacate the state if PDP wins the day cous am sure Wike nd his goons will send you to valhalla..
Crime › Re: Salesgirl Bites Neighbour To Death In Lagos (photo) by amuokuko: 1:25pm On Mar 19, 2016
That lady nah confirm Viper, Ezè Uwa Mmebi..

Sure the lady controlled Pius by using village samsung Remote control or another neighbor used the opportunity created by the lady..

It's just a pity.

I will advise the gal should be taken to snake home to extract the poisons from her teeth...

If I be the boy friend, my status go don turn Pen-pal...
Health › Re: Well Dressed Woman Parks Her Jeep On The Road & Suddenly Goes Mad(photos) by amuokuko: 1:21pm On Mar 19, 2016
She prolly received a call from her Village people..
Politics › Re: Standstill As INEC Deny PDP Equal Agent Representation. PICTURES. by amuokuko:
I love that Agent nd he deserves being honored..

Cc: Wike
Celebrities › Re: . by amuokuko: 11:22pm On Mar 18, 2016
^^ u dig more
Travel › Re: Dangerous Crack Below Oworo-Ogudu Bridge (Picture) by amuokuko: 11:17pm On Mar 18, 2016
Lalasticlala nwoke onye Uwa Mmebi, come nd see ooo, we re tired of RIP news..

Nigeria should be ranked Worst maintenance culture country in the world..
Politics › Re: El-Rufai On Easter Break: Kaduna Schools Will Not Close Before Easter by amuokuko: 9:51pm On Mar 18, 2016
Hell Rufai continue, just be aware that no one fights religion without a down fall..

Licensing preachers is a step to kill evangelism which is targeted at christians but watch how ur political career crumbles..
Politics › Re: El-Rufai On Easter Break: Kaduna Schools Will Not Close Before Easter by amuokuko: 9:42pm On Mar 18, 2016
Nddi Awusa abiagooo..

Soon he will also cancel schools closing before Xmas...

Truly the awusa's ve intention of turning Nigeria to Islamic nation but make them continue afterall it's End time...
Romance › Re: I Just Met A Very Handsome And Intelligent Nairalander by amuokuko: 8:40pm On Mar 18, 2016
Jadekitana:
Can you imagine? Every disappointment is indeed a blessing. While I was seriously sad about my Boss sending me on a yeye official errand I never knew I was gonna meet a very intelligent nairalander cheesy

I got to the firm and was told to wait at the reception that their Almighty boss was in a meeting with someone. I was there for over an hour and was getting really impatient when this tall handsome guy walked in. Think he came to Audit the firm cos the receptionist called him Auditor. He went to drop his bag and came back to gist with the ladies,he was very jovial.

After sometime he turned to my direction and was like "that frown isn't good at all" put a smile on your face,its too early in the day to be frowning like that. I didn't know when I shouted i'v been waiting here,i'm tired already. The next thing I heard was "Endtime tiredness" I was trying to recollect were I'v read that phrase then I remembered twas Nairaland. I became interested in the fellow instantly! No need beating around,i asked if he was a nairaland member,he said he's a guest but I didn't believe him. I suspect he's Thesonofmark though undecided he had beards, full beards.

We gisted about the forum,romanceland especially! He said he doesn't visit romanceland, he only checks career,autos,celebrity and pet because of his dogs. The guy was neat,cute,jovial very very intelligent as we talked about auditing which I plan on getting a professional qualification in. I didn't release my contact because I suspect he's a popular guy here but doesn't wanna disclose that.

If you know you the Auditor I met this morning @ prince Amadi's firm in Oniru, I know you would see this either as a guest or member I don't care, you better be sincere so we can be friends. I still need to learn a lot about auditing from you and a lot of other things cheesy cheesy cheesy wink pm me! We can still meet at BLD on admiralty way, lunch is on me!
So u just wan give this dude free fwesh kpomo abii..

Since u dey Admiralty way, make we block cous I dey Admiralty close..

Am an auditor too buh I audit Umunwanyi...
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s First Minister Of Sadness - By Haruna Mohammed Salisu by amuokuko: 4:02pm On Mar 18, 2016
davodyguy:
Smh. Feel sorry for you
while i worry for you..
Politics › Re: Breaking News : Amaechi Urges Army Chief Not To Send Igbo Soldiers To Rivers by amuokuko: 3:51pm On Mar 18, 2016
even if they deploy troops from Buhari's maternal home, PDP will win the day...
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s First Minister Of Sadness - By Haruna Mohammed Salisu by amuokuko: 3:11pm On Mar 18, 2016
davodyguy:
All these kids that didn't take time to read what the OP has written are really pathetic. Just to appear on the first page frivolusly, thereby shifting reasonable comments to second page and beyond.

Something should be done about this BS
Aha nna gi bu Otu-mbe...
if u cant deal with that, honk a snail...
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s First Minister Of Sadness - By Haruna Mohammed Salisu by amuokuko:
Cc: Buhari
Politics › Re: Policemen Going To Rivers For Rerun In Accident (Photos) by amuokuko: 1:51pm On Mar 18, 2016
Meat served at subsidized rate for the villagers...

Well, its just a prelude to what will happen to anybody who intends to Rig the election for APC, spiritual attack will be an understatement...

BTW, its accident period in nigeria just like we ve rainy and dry season, i just pray "we" dont experience such..
Crime › Re: ATM Card Thief Killed In Asaba (Graphic Photos) by amuokuko: 12:00pm On Mar 18, 2016
qreem231:
the one in white singlet is his accomplice, u should reaad before commenting.
take out the wood from ur own eyes 1st..
if u ve read the comments u would know it ve been taken care off..

Arusi Apiriapi
Crime › Re: ATM Card Thief Killed In Asaba (Graphic Photos) by amuokuko: 10:45am On Mar 18, 2016
[quote author=FWJOBSNG post=43877151][/quote]Too much garri, time I quit..
Crime › Re: ATM Card Thief Killed In Asaba (Graphic Photos) by amuokuko:
LIES!!!!!!!

Check the Last pix, the guy was on white singlet when caught while on the other pix he is putting a black Jacket..

OP, re u related to Lie Mohammedhuh

Nwoke onye Uwa Mmebi..

Modified:
the accomplice abiihuh
time i quit garri..
Politics › Re: Army Begins Investigation Into Killing Of Pro-biafra Agitators. by amuokuko: 9:34am On Mar 18, 2016
Akuko aja mbene
Family › Re: Snake Killed Early This Morning(pics) by amuokuko: 7:33am On Mar 18, 2016
Nawa oooo..
See as them use kill this one with all wickedness as if it's this very one that brainwashed Eve to eat the apple in the garden of Eden.
Jokes Etc › Re: Abeg Answer Scincerly, Which Of These Annoys You The Most..(pix) by amuokuko: 9:14pm On Mar 15, 2016
If am in Lagos, it's Traffic..

Outside lagos, definitely Police..
Travel › Re: Dangote Truck Kills Couple In Lagos Last Night – PHOTOS by amuokuko: 3:25pm On Mar 15, 2016
irunooboo:
why the emphasis on Dangote as if he drove the truck? Who knows if the couple were not concentrating before the crash? Dangote is not the owner of any truck that has his name on it.

Rip to the careless couples who couldnt turn on their full lights to see what is in front of them undecided
Comment of someone who ve never driven at night in Lagos...

Sometimes i go 2-8 seconds partially blind cous of people like you that turn on their full light knowing there is someone driving the opposite direction..

Secondly, most nigerian trailers dont ve this reflective back light, this also contributed to to the accident.
Celebrities › Re: Jude Okoye's Reaction Peter's New Name And Management by amuokuko: 2:51pm On Mar 15, 2016
nnanyereugo:
Pls r u in lag cos I supply diesel too. Can I b supplying u
I just reside there, the estate ve got management that oversees that..
Celebrities › Re: Jude Okoye's Reaction Peter's New Name And Management by amuokuko: 11:49am On Mar 15, 2016
Abeg how this News fit take change PHCN from Uselessness to Usefulnesshuh

Just take a look at how much diesel we used for the month of February..

Politics › Re: We’ve Overcome Boko Haram, Buhari Tells Investors by amuokuko: 9:10pm On Mar 14, 2016
Is Buhari taking over from Lie Mohammed as Minister of Misinformationhuh

Where is Chibok galz oga Booharii since the war has been won..
Politics › Re: Southerners Erroneously Think The North Is Dependent On The South - Ben Bruce by amuokuko: 7:20pm On Mar 14, 2016
omolola15:
Na wah for nairalanders ooooo. So asking a simple question makes a drop out abi. Almost everything imported into UAE are subsidized. And i don't know if food is the cheapest because I've never been there. You can't compare our economy to UAE's economy. One USD is over 3 dirham. I think that should answer your question.
Guy, u be real Uwa Mmebi dude..

If UAE that an ordinary mango tree cant grow can ve cheap foods, of what essence would the northerners food be if my Biafran crude will make us great like Abu Dhabi...
Celebrities › Re: Skales Acquires New House In Lagos (Photo) by amuokuko: 5:01pm On Mar 14, 2016
Nah today we don dey hear Celeb lies...

How can he afford a mansion yet had to repaint that Ford..
Those who know him knows that ford that occupies two car lane used to be black with those musical noise from the leg of his motor...
Politics › Re: Southerners Erroneously Think The North Is Dependent On The South - Ben Bruce by amuokuko: 4:58pm On Mar 14, 2016
omolola15:
How many acres of land do you have for farming?
Which kind drop out you behuh
I gave example of UAE that was formerly desert, ask anyone there what is the cheapest thing in UAE and see if they wont yell FOOD!!!..

Now ask urself if they farm those produce. Give me ur answer to disprove my 1st question...
Politics › Re: Southerners Erroneously Think The North Is Dependent On The South - Ben Bruce by amuokuko: 4:52pm On Mar 14, 2016
Xvenus:
And that's why people like remain backward. Why would you call them pedophile? They have their culture, you have yours.

If you have ever lived amongst them, you would appreciate how educated and industrious most of them. And yes! They have uneducated bigots like we do in the South.
U sound like someone from a Backward background...
What sane culture would marry off a child that is yet to develop breast tissues and still claim they aint pedophiles...
Politics › Re: Southerners Erroneously Think The North Is Dependent On The South - Ben Bruce by amuokuko: 3:58pm On Mar 14, 2016
Legitbaba:
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My broda... Not like d food is even for free....do we get d food for free b cos its from d north??... If dats d case.. Nigeria shud start monthly food stuff allocation.... They shud buy d oil from us just like we are buying food from dem... Nonsense
U dey mind them..

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