190:

Im in Italy

190:

^may your pr[i]i[/i]ck bow to the east every friday

190:

Thats why i always use my remote controller for all women irrespective of who they are

it never fails me

even here on nairaland, the chicks cant do without me

francisj:

My neighbor who is a serving corp member have pregnant an underage girl .The girl (15 yrs) was a SS2 student in the school where the corp member is doing his primary assignment .
The girl father (a respected ma lam/ herbalist) who storm our compound which I share with the corp member , along with three political thugs was mad that the corper boy was not at home .The corper boy ,who is the only boy of his parent have return to cross river because of pressure from his mother who couldn’t allow the boy to sleep after the break of violence that proceeded the presidential election . I was made to understd that the school where the corper is doing his primary assignment are going to report to the case to the NYSC.
Knowing what a hausa man will do an Ogoja man, I fear for my the corp member whom is my friend/neigbour for the past 6month .I am thinking of calling the corper and tell him not to return again ,then make an arrangement to have his belongings delivery to him in cross River .
pls your urgent advise is require

Ms. Potato:

U can go hug your pet Chipmunk for that 

Ms. Potato, stop seducing me you can see Fox Smile says hi to me now. Now my love goes to her

[s]For ya information, you are turning to an e-gangster. Stop, it doesnt suit you. You are potato, potato is always suit. No More fights, even Mrs Chima says no to fighting[/s]

Hi Fox Smile,

Hotie Tima:

ARE U BLIND, WHO DOES THAT LOOK LIKE TO U, IT'S ME  

Ms. Potato:

Anna, wheres the loff now?


Huh Now whats this again? i thought you dont like me thats why u insult me and everything Yes, I bought a Mac Book pro for my bf. He is worth it!

Ms. Yam:

I dont understand u oo. . .

Ms. Yam:

Ms. Yam:

WOW! What kinda language is this What tribe are u from? I dont know this slang atall,  Like ive never heard of it. 

Ms. Yam:

Why are u always sounding so sarcastic?


Sarcastic kwa? are you aiming for another "ndo' from me?

Ms. Yam:

What is Ndo Oh?

Ms. Yam:

Your last post you were being sarcastic with me

Ms. Potato:

[size=2pt]he should have posted that in the first plac instead of beating around the bush[/size] 

Ms. Potato:

Wow! Coco yam abi? I loff that name!!! That name sweet pass Egusi Soup


Who go like start what they can't finish? I hope u not referring to me oooo. Hope you go refer to that Oloshi Pikin Groundnut amu ukwu juju mumu!


U remind me of a groundnut with no pants!

Ms. Potato:

Una tell him oo. He started it first!

Ms. Potato:

^^^ Why should I bother about this Oloshi Amebo whom get no sense?  But you are welcome to tell him to shut his kpomo mouth up! 

Claiming he didnt insult me when he made it seem like I have been 4ucked by an african cock daily causing me to say the word "naa" and because of that he pities me? How illogical is that 

Ms. Potato:

I dont bother if u dont wanna tell me. Besides your statement is kinda lame to my eye sight. Insulting someone when that someone has never insulted u in the lowest way possible since the least you could do is to correct someone's tenses if you see the tenses used is not the right way based on your own knowledge. I pity u back and dont ask me why

JoyIsa:

I have a brother who is 41 (name withheld as he is on this forum) and is still yet to marry. He has no kids but may turn out to be a good thing as he has become very close to my husband and he now sees him as abrother. I have NO problem with his single status but he has been soo depressed and i can see that it is getting to him, he continuously complains of his looks, his manners etc but i have run out of things to tell him. Recently he has started hitting on my friends and even went as far as trying to kiss one on the lips! I was so embarrased honestly, I dont know what to tellhim again. Iv run out of encouragement to give him. What else can i say to lethim know that 41,unmarried and childless is alright with me?

Inked_Nerd:


I'm Ibo [kind of], Chima on the other hand--na different story

Mrs, Chima:

(throws a bloody tampon at Inkie)  (drives off)

Mrs, Chima:

Describing the tribe who I think are the bomb is DESCRIBING NIGERIA?  I take it you are not IGBO huh? 

And you do know that some of the women that describing which tribe they think are the bomb are not in my COMPANY and they are NON-NIGERIANS. 

What did you get banned for?

amu ukwu:


Tribe/tribes all these. You mind telling us what you know about the one you know. Its kinda sweet/funny listening to a non-Nigerian describe Nigeria,

Mrs, Chima:

You mean TRIBE cos I only spoke of ONE.  Did you get banned? ^^^^^^

Ms. Potato:

Wow! Are u referring to me?

sandraa:

Am so gonna derail dis thread yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ok guys pls identify your p ni ni