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Nairaland / General / Re: Types Of Job That Expose Ladies To Sexual Harassment by amuukwu1(m): 8:33pm On Jan 18, 2013
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Hailing o..Happy New Year. smiley smiley
Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts - Season 11 by amuukwu1(m): 3:55pm On Dec 17, 2012
efe22: Can someone please explain what happen to EJ. I was on a sell on Friday @ 109.90 which was in profit forgetting to close before 10PM. As at the close of market at 10PM, trade was in -3 pips only for me to check 11pm today to see price @111.11 which mercilessly wiped out my entire balance. My first time of experiencing a mess like this. Another lesson not to leave trade open over the weekend if you must not use SL. Honestly my heart is broken as I don't even know what to do now.

Dude, that's a sorry case. Since you said your account is wiped, I'd suggest you try this broker. (lh-broker.com) they offer $100 non-deposit account. Trade with with them until you build enough capital to trade with your preferred broker. Someone once suggested them here too.
Nairaland / General / Re: Most Popular Guy & Girl on the Romance Section by amuukwu1(m): 12:01pm On Dec 17, 2012
sexkillz: Every boy and girl i have banned is popular.

That means I'm popular too.. grin grin grin grin
Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts - Season 11 by amuukwu1(m): 4:20pm On Nov 13, 2012
mayzee: I have had it with the spikes of EU and Gold. Going to look for a bar to mourn my losses cry. Suggestions for a toast i can drink to is highly welcomed


Try Almo bitters.
Romance / Re: A True Life Internet Love Story: Pls check story for daily updates. by amuukwu1(m): 11:14am On Oct 04, 2012
Ofuks:

My dear, I got older and wiser...and happily married too. So sorry. shocked

Oga Ofuks, Welcome back o. We don wait tire.
Hope you back to complete the tori o but wait, you said married? I guess that make's "Part II" to the yet to be completed "Part I".
Wait o.. smiley wink
Romance / Re: Blind Dates... Share Your Experience! by amuukwu1(m): 6:17pm On Sep 19, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Person! Ur container don land? grin

since na..na only u remain to come collect ur share.. wink
Romance / Re: Blind Dates... Share Your Experience! by amuukwu1(m): 5:33pm On Sep 19, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Free who? As in my Cocolario? Bros! Wear bulletproof o!


shocked
Politics / Re: Prophet Reveals Prophecies For President Jonathan (watch Video) by amuukwu1(m): 5:55pm On Sep 15, 2012
This prophet sef, why is his prophecy only about those in power. Anyways, i dont see how this affects the price g*rri. cheesy grin
Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts - Season 10 by amuukwu1(m): 7:38pm On Sep 13, 2012
ayox2003:

All of 'em are surging.

Totally skipped my mind.

Bought Gold now.



Frawzey

Even the slow moving FTSE100 and CAC400 are doing same, even when both markets are closed.
Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts - Season 10 by amuukwu1(m): 7:21pm On Sep 13, 2012
ayox2003:


Okay. Totally forgot the American Indices. That would have been good buy.

Atlast, they released Gold chart!



Frawzey


Dude ya just missed out..before big Ben's speech, DJI was 13,433 at asking, now its 13503 at bidding..
DAX30 below 7310 at asking and now at 7370 as bidding..
Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts - Season 10 by amuukwu1(m): 5:36pm On Sep 13, 2012
toluxa1: FED TO BUY $40B MBS MONTHLY, CONTINUE `OPERATION TWIST'

Thought as much. Just got positive spikes here. That man must be "god" to have held the market spell bound.
Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts - Season 9 by amuukwu1(m): 9:52pm On Sep 01, 2012
naijababe:

I am just seeing this post and I am completely floored as I have no idea what exactly would necessitate this kinda name calling. FYI, forex/trading is a lonely path, you have to learn to own your decisions when you pull the trigger and take responsibility for your actions all the time.

I am not interested in proving shyte to anybody and if thinking of me as a losing trader makes you sleep better at night, that's all good too. I am not looking for investors neither am I selling anything. Am I a successful trader? That's for me to know and you to wonder!


Chai..Girl I love you already. Much respect to you/sane comment. Dont mind these people, bickering like they are trading at oshodi market. I read one your earlier comments, you track indices also. I wouldnt mind keeping in touch with you in that respect. smiley
Investment / Re: How To Open An Online Stock Brokerage Account To Trade The American Markets by amuukwu1(m): 1:59pm On Aug 20, 2012
amu ukwu: This 2 (Interactive brokers, Internaxx) plus Saxobank which stands out on my list as number 1. With saxobank, you can trade not online US stock, but most stock around the world. And also, there platform, one of best. It has won too many awards as the best. It offers you the opportunity to trader on other instruments like, FX,commodities, ETF, CFD, futures under the same platform . And the most interesting thing about them is, you can use your stock as collateral to trade more. Try there demo account to confirm.


SAXO BANK WINS TWO ACCOLADES AT FX WEEK'S E-FX AWARDS 2012

http://au.saxomarkets.com/about-us/award-winning-trading



Excerpt for the wide range of products they offer and the good platform they have, trading with them in real time is problematic, especially when the market is heated up. The supposed best platform hangs, too many slippage especially when you are on the profit side. Funny enough, you find out the platform stays normally when losing and when you try to stop loss, its starts hanging again. AVOID.
Romance / Re: Is This a Right Test of My Love and Trust? by amuukwu1(m): 6:13pm On Aug 15, 2012
deniyor: First of all, learn to write proper English. It is a pain reading thru your write-up. In the world of auto correct, don't be scared to spell.

No he f..ked up and he is using the test as an excuse. I can't blame him though,he was just too Hot to control himself. Its obvious he has been starved of punny. Few men cab think straight in that condition.


Shot-up, if you were so good with English, you would have known its "through" and not "thru". angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by amuukwu1(m): 6:18pm On Aug 13, 2012
Wow..na here them move this thread come..Goldieluks, i see you. Hw far naa.. cheesy
Investment / Re: How To Open An Online Stock Brokerage Account To Trade The American Markets by amuukwu1(m): 6:13pm On Aug 07, 2012
This 2 (Interactive brokers, Internaxx) plus Saxobank which stands out on my list as number 1. With saxobank, you can trade not online US stock, but most stock around the world. And also, there platform, one of best. It has won too many awards as the best. It offers you the opportunity to trader on other instruments like, FX,commodities, ETF, CFD, futures under the same platform . And the most interesting thing about them is, you can use your stock as collateral to trade more. Try there demo account to confirm.


SAXO BANK WINS TWO ACCOLADES AT FX WEEK'S E-FX AWARDS 2012

http://au.saxomarkets.com/about-us/award-winning-trading
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs USA: Olympics Basketball (73 - 156) On 2nd August 2012 by amuukwu1(m): 2:39pm On Aug 02, 2012
that would be an annihilation. More like Barcelona FC vs Enyimba FC. grin grin
Travel / Re: Boarding A Plane For The First Time (Your Experience) by amuukwu1(m): 8:14pm On Jul 25, 2012
Cant remember what happened on my first but I know I had this funny feeling on my stomach both at take-off and landing. I still get those feelings even after so many experiences. But mehn, the worst experience I had was flying Egypt air. Rubbish. Service, zero. Landing and take-off very frightening (3 stops). And the worst, they don't serve achohol on-board. I no blame them, na because say I dey find cheap ticket at that time. I pray never to be a cheapskate again after all na dey fly 1st class for BA. Then emirates, you must love them. grin
Politics / Re: SEC Staff Protest Against Arunma Oteh's Return by amuukwu1(m): 5:56pm On Jul 18, 2012
hmmm..interesting. The best time to make money. If I was a player in the NSE, I'd stock up immediately. Because im sure because of her return plus the protest, the all share index will plummet, share prices will go down. And the next would be, the govt will take action, give speeches to restore investors confidence and by that, the index/share prices will go up again to the normal/above the former price. You all are seeing trouble, I'm seeing a chance to make quick/cool bucks. grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by amuukwu1(m): 3:47pm On Jun 25, 2012
freecocoa: Okay i don ball in make i show una say na we dey run things for the streets.

Bar man,wida your wida eyes o,nack me one big bottle of alomo sharparly,i wan dey well now.


lipsrsealed
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by amuukwu1(m): 9:34pm On Jun 24, 2012
[quote author=Goldieluks]


i feel like having something strong in me tonight. wink



How strong do you want it. grin cheesy grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by amuukwu1(m): 5:31pm On Jun 23, 2012
fuckherlord: na husband i dey find

i don nack 32

my papa don dey halla for me head

abeg my email frenchgolden@yahoo.com



Husband for beer parlour? na drunk you go find so o grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by amuukwu1(m): 4:27pm On Jun 23, 2012
Come who dey hiaaa angry, bring Guinness extra smooth come, gv Sijo01 anything wey she wan drink. Whether cold still dey her area as u complained last time, i no know. Sijo how far nu... cool
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by amuukwu1(m): 9:53pm On Jun 22, 2012
Brite02:

*brings out check & writes* oya take dz 4ya trouble... One beer plz, i dey catch oyi

Check for one bottle of beer, na so you don drink reach?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by amuukwu1(m): 6:26pm On Jun 21, 2012
hbabe:

To wash am easy nah; one babe go dey buy and another mbgeke babe go dey wash! QED!

I no know wetin I dey miss o; abi you wan show me something? tongue

Where the drinks for dis beer parlour? Abi na only gist dey the place?

Eh sidon na, tell the bar man wetin you want. meanwhile e get wetin I wan show you but we go go for corner where no person go see us. If that one finish, tell the bar man make e bring more.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by amuukwu1(m): 5:52pm On Jun 21, 2012
nuattitude74: Dat is eh, I taya for 9ja babes sha ! Especially the ones wey dey enta any car wey offer dem lift. For Lekki Yesterday na so one babe begin hala for night " I HAVE BEEN ROBBED O ! OMG ! Ye MO GBE ! I'm DEAD " etc etc. When dem ask her wetin happen she say one guy give her lift from CMS and when dem reach Lekki the guy pretend as if the car get problem and tell her make she come down help am push d car to start. Na so the babe come down and as she try to push the car, shuo, na so the guy start the car and JOIN BREEZE ( to Zoom off, disappear ) with the babe Bag ! When dem ask her wetin dey her bag say she carry 298 Thooooousand Naira! People begin hiss mtcheww, mtcheww ! Dem ask her why she nor take drop to Lekki. She say na because the guy look nice and she nor expect say na ominla the guy go be !

hahahahaha
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by amuukwu1(m): 5:49pm On Jun 21, 2012
hbabe:

You kuku see boxers and singlets and you still dey complain! You suppose give thanksgiving for dat one o, some boys no dey see free groundnut sef.

na who go washing am when e dirty?
meanwhile wetin you dey miss?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by amuukwu1(m): 5:42pm On Jun 21, 2012
acidtalk: OKAY LADIES MAKE UNA OPEN YOUR TWO EARS WIDE OPEN AND HEAR WETIN WE WAN TELL UNA AS E BE SAY UNA NO DEY UNDERSTAND OUR ENGLISH, WE GO TALK AM FOR PIGIN


NOTE :Na ONLY PIDGIN Make Una Take Respond.

If You No Want Make Amadioha Pay You Visit no contribute if you no get wetin to talk.


*No be every man wey dey drive car get money. Some of them be driver, some na their papa car, some na their friend car, some na their neighbor car, some even steal the car sef. Be careful make them no catch you inside car with armed robber because na only man wey get car you wan follow.

* Marriage no be by force, if man say him no wan do again, make una no threaten to kill am. Like that woman wey chase her bobo with knife enter police yard, now na kirikiri she dey chop meal.

*You say you no fit follow small boy. Shey you don forget say that aristo wey you dey follow today na small boy him sef be yesterday. No dey look down on those bobo wey dey toast you today, you no know wetin dem go be tomorrow.

*No be every girl wey stand for road be ashewo. If you open leg because you dey expect brazillian hair, Blackberry, Gucci bag, Prada perf or pocket money after the 'action' you sef be ashewo.

*try dey take yourself out small, even if na mama put. That way una no go dey order like Oliver Twist when him carry una commot.

*Dey try spend small for your man, no be say na just to dey collect from am una sabi.

*No think say all boys wey toast you come for marriage. We wan study you before we for fit talk of marriage.

*Man wey dey find wife no go take you serious if you put pancake for you face like drawing board and wear cloth like say the material no reach. Na only boyfriend you fit find with that kin look.
If you wan marry, begin dress and act like wife material no be like ashewo for allen.

*You sef dey try buy small small thing for your man even if na small body spray. Shame no dey catch you if na just to dey collect from am una sabi.


LADIES MAKE UNA ALSO FEEL FREE TO TALK UNA MIND BUT NO FORGET SAY NA PIGIN ONLY OH!

*Response to the bolded*
Spend small ke, you know hear say Kim K buy "Lambo gini" abi na wetin be the name of that car sef, for Kanya West. tell them to spend big on us, no be only boxers and singlets them go dey buy for us. grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by amuukwu1(m): 5:34pm On Jun 21, 2012
Goldieluks: O boy yeeeeh....#sips eva water#

***notice say na eva water she dey drink and gives hear one kind look***

na eva water abi na adam water u come beer parlour drink. for beer parlour too, you dey form. Abeg bar man, bring more my eye never dirty. Moreover make you dey write my bill well o, no be after u go wan high my bill.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by amuukwu1(m): 5:12pm On Jun 21, 2012
Mynd_44: Just no ask mumu question

E be like the acho don dey get at you..no vomit here o..

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