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Romance / Re: Pls Help!.....my Bf Is Cheating On Me by amuukwu1(m): 4:57pm On Jun 21, 2012
lumideezle: continue checking his fb inbox check very well o when u count up to 10 gals then come here and cry

hahahahahah
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by amuukwu1(m): 4:54pm On Jun 21, 2012
shocked shocked shocked Come na here una dey, dey drink the achohol...una no do well o, una no tell me. wey that bar man, bring me Rubis, that red wine we dey taste like chocolate. make i just start with that one first.. ehh m, ehh m, Id i see you o, i greet o. Goldieluks too..mehn fine fine girls dey here o..I never see stella bella..meanwhile e get wetin i wan ask the house..
Business / Re: Information Or Money: Which is more valuable? by amuukwu1(m): 7:39am On May 22, 2012
violent: Information is King!

A little piece of information is all you need to start a bloody nuclear war!

Information is why many governments spend combined billions in dollars on spying activities around the world!...The US military spent 11.8 billion dollars on their MQ-9 Reaper drones....what do you suppose they were after? Information duh! ...and this is even if it meant costing some extra debt!

Gimme quality insider information on company about to go burst and i'd be shorting the bas[i]t[/i]ards like my life depended on it. Without information you're fucccking blind even with all your money!

Money can't necessarily buy you information....good information on the other hand can make you a super wealthy mofo in one night!


Erhmmm...but all of that aside...show me the money abeg!


Without money, would they have been able to get the MQ-9 Reaper 9 Drones.
Simple, money without information is dead.
Information without money is dead.
Politics / Re: Will You Fight To Keep Nigeria One? by amuukwu1(m): 5:50pm On May 17, 2012
i dey craze..fight over a 'division that is inherent'. From the start, 'Nigeria' has never been one, best its divided.
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Craziest Usernames by amuukwu1(m): 5:04pm On Mar 24, 2012
Cuteobi: Chair cover,Amukwu,sexkillz, grin come on guys!!

Guy easy with my name there o. grin me and u no dey joke o sad
Romance / Re: At This Age And Still A Virgin? by amuukwu1(m): 5:42pm On Feb 12, 2012
Mayflowa:

Thanks all. Tima and Rokiatu are undoutably sexy and beautiful. The truth is there is a beauty in everyone but the best of beauties is of the heart! That is what keep a home together.

Wondering aloud if they've got it. undecided
Romance / Re: At This Age And Still A Virgin? by amuukwu1(m): 5:38pm On Feb 12, 2012
Hotie Tima:



really now, like really


keeps wondering what 'clingoring' in this girls head.   you be virgin abi. CONGRATULATION. we go rest now? abi u dey find person wey go use chisel break am for u?  sad sad
Romance / Re: Why Does This Always Happen To Me? by amuukwu1(m): 4:50pm On Feb 12, 2012
TisaBone:

no, i'm AA.


but i have had an interest in African Culture since I was a child. my grandfather would tell me stories about his gullah friend. they live islands off the coast of the carolinas. he told me that he spoke geechee. which is very similar to many African languages. the Gullah have also retained a lot of the traditional ways from the motherland.




what made you ask?

shocked :oAA for naija forum? You never really tell us who u be? lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Will I Ever Get To Meet The Kind Of Man I Need? by amuukwu1(m): 4:03pm On Feb 12, 2012
Ogidi-Olu:

^^^@op. If dat's really u in ur profile picture, then the people saying u're ugly must be crazy.
The only way to show them how beautiful u are(cos u're already beautiful) is to have self-esteem. Stop looking desperately for a man, they will always come.
What if u're graduating? Wu says u cant find a guy(with eyes) during service?

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin
Romance / Re: Why Does This Always Happen To Me? by amuukwu1(m): 6:10am On Feb 12, 2012
:oHow old are you? Do you look dress/dress like a sugar mummy?
Nairaland / General / Re: So Is It Here I Should Come And Say Hello by amuukwu1(m): 10:01pm On Feb 05, 2012
Idowuogbo:

Mind ya bizzwazz tongue

na u dey talk so grin shocked cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (3 - 3) On Sunday 5th February 2012 by amuukwu1(m): 8:36pm On Feb 05, 2012
topeorekoy:

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Time: 05-Feb-2012 18:17:27


OYO. Anything wey ur mouth talk o, no ur head go carry am o.
Romance / Re: Is It A Crime For Women? by amuukwu1(m): 7:36pm On Feb 05, 2012
Aussie:

To make the first move in bed. I am married and since marriage 4 years ago, my wife has never requested for it. I am the one making the move and asking and in most cases she gives reluctantly. Why why why?

Did you marry her a virgin? Just a thought. Your case sounds like the experience a pal had for marrying a virgin. She was inexperience and scared of sekx. Advice, make u dey buy that kind movie, make una two dey watch am together. That wan fit help dey increase her sekx drive. Again, make u try ask yourself whether u really sabi do the thing. e fit be say she no dey enjoy am with you and she never gather enough liver to tell you.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Didnt Respect My Dignity by amuukwu1(m): 7:25pm On Feb 05, 2012
fagbalex:

basically is gud 2 fall in lov,but is now i realise dat if a guy is inlove,no mater d gravity of that passion u ave for ur gal, it shouldnt be too expressive. anytime my gal came to visit me along with a or are friend it use to be the time we do quarrel most.her friend do approach me in a manner dats not culturally oriented which almost evrytime i told her about it, she always side her friend and its them that do rude to me and beside she rarely respect me as her b.f in short am fedup wat shld i do friendz?

search for this thread and read it carefully. Then you will knw how to handle the situation with your GF. "How To Maintain And Control A Woman" here's the link to it. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-396243.0.html
Romance / Re: How I Cheated On My Girlfriend Wit Her Friend by amuukwu1(m): 7:20pm On Feb 05, 2012
nascentprof:

[/color][color=#000099]i hav a gf n we hav bin 2geda 4 about 3yrs. I luv her n she does luv me. D only tin is dat she only visits me wen i cal her 2 com n most tyms she xcus herself dat she has sth 2 atend 2 n i wil neva hear 4rm her until i decide 2 cal or go visit her. Anoda tin dat can mak her visit me is wen she wants 2 ask me sth or xcurted sb 2 my hauz. But i do knw 4 sure dat she luvs me. About a yr ago she came wit a frend of hers dat nided my help n she introduced her 2 me. Her frend n i became cloz n my parent n siblings came 2 knew her more(my gf's frend), unlik my gf. She(my gf's frend) helped me 2 do chores, spent tym wit me n even slept wit me somtyms til mornin, unlik my gf. 1 day(about last mth), we finally got involved, unlik my gf. She travelled 2 skul, n my gf too(but dey wil soon com bak). She cals n send me txt always, unlik my gf. But i nw fil guilty inside of me 4 cheatin on my gf wit her own gf. Dnt knw wat 2 do pls help fellow NLers.
Hw wil  i stop dis?
Should i tel my gf?
Wat if she knws?

My guy, check this thread out on NL. "Re: How To Maintain And Control A Woman". by the time you are through with it,you wouldnt be asking what to do anymore.  grin cheesy


Here's the link to it,   https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-396243.0.html
Nairaland / General / Re: So Is It Here I Should Come And Say Hello by amuukwu1(m): 1:55pm On Feb 05, 2012
Welcome ma'am.
[s]Just thought to tell you first, there's this cabal here. They wan makes we dear fear them, they no dey ever wan believe in anything wey person talk for here unless say na them or there member talk am. So, don't get intimidated by them, air your views as you wish but respectfully.  smiley smiley
Infact that your name sef don day make me trip for you sef,  cheesy grin If any of them find your wahala, just report them to me. I go treat there f%@k squarely. You hear.  wink grin[/s]
Welcome once again. smiley wink
Romance / Re: Why Is Life So Unfair To Men? by amuukwu1(m): 1:40pm On Feb 03, 2012
anonymus11:

u all should keep deceiving yourself instead of tellin theyoung man the truth. no one is his boy boy here, he shld take his issues to the real life instead of hiding under the protectn of ladies all the time. imagine him calln me anorexia dt was d first welcome i got into this forum by him. how mods allowed him for dis long makes me think he is feared here. one man my foot, u cant keep up witout the help of the cabal. pathetic

shocked damn it, this cabal really exists. Its just been mentioned by another person.  shocked shocked embarassed Its time we start naming members of this cabal.  grin cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Is Life So Unfair To Men? by amuukwu1(m): 10:59am On Feb 03, 2012
Haba I'm not killz na,I can't get agitated over little stuffs that's not worth getting mad over na,don't tell me you no longer know when I'm playing with you,I'm not a sadist dear please don't make me sad ima na e bu onye nke'm.
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Thanks. Pass the message around to members of the cabal. Let them tone done this -ve bickering [s]Read there's a strong cabal now on NL and there aim is to take over NL the "Mafia Style". Though I dont know them but I suspect you are a member[/s].  smiley wink kiss
Romance / Re: Why Is Life So Unfair To Men? by amuukwu1(m): 10:34am On Feb 03, 2012
~Killz~:



And this man, you are always first to start this wars to leads to no where +ve, just bickering back and forth. Better you reconsider your position here. I mean this respectfully.

freecocoa:

You be cop? And who you talking to sef? tongue

Getting agitated?

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