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Romance / Re: Guess What: They Did It Again! by amuukwu1(m): 10:09pm On Mar 07, 2011
Mr, Cork:

Ok.   here is the situation. Dated this fat Nigerian slightly light skin IBO chick for 2 days. Spent moiney on her,  took her Lebanise restaurant,  cenima, roller skating  & also bought alternator for her yellow  ugly car with no horn ,  The 3rd day, I kindly asked her for B.J.   Guess what she said: HELL NOOO,  never EVER!!!!  Ok now am thinking, should I break up with her or should I just tell her to return the alternator… so she don’t use it to pick no Stoood ugly guy,   

CAN BLACK WOMEN EVER BE TRUSTED?  angry  Please advise, my fellow Nairalander.  My heart is broken!

Big Reward for Mature inteligent educated  simple  lovely advise.  Pls  do not derail. . cheers !!!!! angry




Bro' no agree o shocked, insist on the BJ, thats your ROI. For now be patient, its just 3 days,you are still on the margin of safety. grin grin wink cheesy
Romance / Re: Would I Ever Find Love? by amuukwu1(m): 10:04pm On Mar 07, 2011
190::

Rotfl  NO i dont u happy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy

Jst what I thought, neither happy nor sad lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: When The Wrong One Loves You Right by amuukwu1(m): 9:53pm On Mar 07, 2011
@ topic, What happens? you'd be getting bleep whenever, wherever, however you want it. just what I thought,
Romance / Re: Would I Ever Find Love? by amuukwu1(m): 9:42pm On Mar 07, 2011
MzD@rkSkin:

Do you?

who come be this one? female version of 190?
Romance / Re: Would I Ever Find Love? by amuukwu1(m): 9:27pm On Mar 07, 2011
190::

grin  grin  grin

lola is running from her man,


hold on hold on

is tpiah around here



@ 190, do you have life outside NL. no vex, i just dey ask. lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: This Girl Say She Will Never Date Me Untill I Get Car by amuukwu1(m): 8:50pm On Mar 07, 2011
Elsafema:

this girl say she  will never date me untill i get car help me oooooooooooo

what are you waiting for dude? go get yourself a car but while you are at it, i might be rolling with her. Yea, she wants a man with a car and I've got this car that caused me a fortune. hmmm, you dont wanna know the name of my machine. grin grin grin
Romance / Re: My Parent Say I Shl Not Mary This Girl I Love with Everthing In Me by amuukwu1(m): 8:41pm On Mar 07, 2011
@ op, ", the girl i love with everything in me", if thats the case, then your parents shouldnt be your worries.



most times I wonder if this "Love" exists in reality other than in "mills and boom"
Romance / Re: Im Confused, Please Matured Advice by amuukwu1(m): 8:04pm On Mar 07, 2011
@ Odunna chei, she don dey gbadun me grin grin wink
abeg i no wan give you nightmare, the thing too magnus. abeg make we get back to topic, make we no derail am. Today's my 1st day on here, dont want them to ban me. kiss
Romance / Re: Im Confused, Please Matured Advice by amuukwu1(m): 7:53pm On Mar 07, 2011
Odunnu:

What kinda username is that?
Can we have a picture of it?

@ Odunna, im sure you are refering to my username but honestly I dont want to scare you. The thing to magnum (magnum=latin word for big) grin grin
Romance / Re: Wetin Women Dey Contribute 4 Relationship Sef? by amuukwu1(m): 7:48pm On Mar 07, 2011
@op, why dont u ask your mama.
Romance / Re: Im Confused, Please Matured Advice by amuukwu1(m): 7:42pm On Mar 07, 2011
@op, all along you rejected the men that came your way, now you are in your 40's and this year, 2011 is your 'do or die' year. Well i've got advise for you. Forget the 'would be imam', come over let marry. just as my ID suggests, i've got it. wink
Romance / Re: She Gives Me Conditions Before We Can Date. by amuukwu1(m): 2:33pm On Mar 07, 2011
Ms. Potato:

If she gives the guy her conditions, than Im sure he can also give her his condition.

Chei!! Nonsense!!!

Is love about contract"??

Is love like a Product??

Na love become like sales and marketing??

Rubbish!  angry angry angry


Bn a regular on this site since 2008 but refused to register. Preferred reading comments than registering. Today, I registered all because of Ms Potato. I love her comments. Girl, wherever you are, just know you brought me on board. grin

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