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Romance / Re: Is Waiting Until Marriage An Outdated Concept? by amuukwu1(m): 9:44pm On Jan 23, 2012
freecocoa:

That girl is a very big slutt,like wtf? Isn't the a$$hole supposed to be more painful than the front hole?so in her mind she's a virgin o.mscheeew.

Just na, just na you don call am slut shocked  shocked how u carry know say na slut  u don meet her before, abeg easy with the language. cool cool
Romance / Re: Is Waiting Until Marriage An Outdated Concept? by amuukwu1(m): 9:31pm On Jan 23, 2012
freecocoa:

@Amu ukwu,what does your [b]moniker [/b]mean? Answer that and I'll tell you what I mean.

i don add 1 plus 1, now I know what you mean. Na there you think reach chai, u don spoil o cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Is Waiting Until Marriage An Outdated Concept? by amuukwu1(m): 9:05pm On Jan 23, 2012
freecocoa:

Amu ukwu.
Now I understand your moniker,its not even advisable for you to go near a virgin.

You mean?
Romance / Re: Is Waiting Until Marriage An Outdated Concept? by amuukwu1(m): 9:03pm On Jan 23, 2012
rokiatu:

Interesting!


I actually had a conversation with one of my male friend two days ago and his respond actually make me to open this thread.


I supposed he must have slept with a virgin, he is totally against the ideal. He just finds it to be a whole lot of work and difficulty especially on the first night. That being said, he says he don't want a slut either, but he want someone with experience not someone who will just be like a dead meat in the bedroom. grin grin I had a massive argument with him.

I know seeing/learning and actually doing it are two different things but[b] no one is totally in the dark when it comes to sexuality nowdays[/b].


Reading about it is totally different from actually practising it. Practice they say makes one perfect.
Romance / Re: I Really Miss My Spinsterhood. by amuukwu1(m): 8:54pm On Jan 23, 2012
Idowuogbo:

Amuuuuuu u no well 1 bit I swear looool

Me and april good na freestyle joor

P.S- u no wan wife again I tot u were gona reach out to moi, I go trash ur applice o

na the % wey u talk, na him still dey fear me cheesy cheesy grin grin
Romance / Re: Is Waiting Until Marriage An Outdated Concept? by amuukwu1(m): 8:50pm On Jan 23, 2012
bekay911:

Nope i think dats d best thing dat will happen to any man.

not to me.
Romance / Re: I Really Miss My Spinsterhood. by amuukwu1(m): 8:42pm On Jan 23, 2012
Apreel:

@idowuogbo, behave ur age abeg, attention hoe

shocked :oBetter apologies to her o! that girl, she get mouth to talk anything o. She be real badoski for here.  lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: How Will You Handle A Feud Between An Ex Boyfriend And A Boyfriend? by amuukwu1(m): 4:14pm On Jan 22, 2012
Idowuogbo:

*she comes in with a spare bullet-proof*

Amu hia shield ur self o,bullets are everywhere in d air. grin grin

Mehn I dey immune to bullets. I get "Odeshi" wink wink
Romance / Re: How Will You Handle A Feud Between An Ex Boyfriend And A Boyfriend? by amuukwu1(m): 4:04pm On Jan 22, 2012
Ch@nges:

i didn't said he should beg him. Well, seems like you didn't get my point


lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: A Wifes Big Mistake by amuukwu1(m): 3:52pm On Jan 22, 2012
cheesy cheesy grin grin
Romance / Re: What's The First Thing People Notice About You When They See You? by amuukwu1(m): 3:20pm On Jan 22, 2012
This-is Cee:

Height and face


grin grin cheesy cheesy
Fashion / Re: Naija Babes Too Like To Dey Wear Wrapper by amuukwu1(m): 3:16pm On Jan 22, 2012
some how sha, this guy talk true for this one smiley smiley
Romance / Re: Ur Girlfriend Mess For Inside Church While Pastor Is Preaching The Word Of God by amuukwu1(m): 3:03pm On Jan 22, 2012
lefulefu:

imagine a situation wen ur pastor dey preach and ppl dey concentrate wella and na that time your girlfriend take style offload(messing or farting) na wetin u go do? undecided.u go dey embarrased or abi u go just bone and pretend as if the thing no happen? tongue.Remember say wen an average naija babe mess the thing dey really smell because of the too much akpu and starch wey dem dey consume lipsrsealed

this guy sef, i no understand wetin dey work you at times? how you dey even come up with these thoughts?
u dey drink engine oil in place of coffee?
Romance / Re: I Really Miss My Spinsterhood. by amuukwu1(m): 2:58pm On Jan 22, 2012
Idowuogbo:

^Bobo u running faster dan ur guardian angel,which wedding wen u never even collect digits jonzing guy.

I still need to hand u over b4 any hi or wassup might take place.We have procedures Sir!,am I clear?

Ok "Madam registered guardian to freecocoa'  grin, wetin be the process, procedure. abi i need brochure too or na form i go come pick?  smiley smiley
Romance / Re: I Really Miss My Spinsterhood. by amuukwu1(m): 2:46pm On Jan 22, 2012
freecocoa:

I don't expect you to understand it,we have a way of doing our thing.

Ok, let me see if I can get it with this.  wink

"Amu ukwu marries freecocoa, on there wedding night Amu Ukwu goes to freecocoa's "paddy" (I guess Idowuogbo) to seek for permission before he could sleep with his wife freecocoa.

is that how it works? did i get it?   lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: I Really Miss My Spinsterhood. by amuukwu1(m): 2:33pm On Jan 22, 2012
freecocoa:

Amu ukwu you've heard my paddy na,everything is in her hands now.


Paddy,no lele,I trust you.


Na wao, you cant decide for yourself? shocked
Romance / Re: Would You Enter A Prenup? by amuukwu1(m): 4:13am On Jan 22, 2012
IbroSaunks:

it's not about saving the marriage, it's about losing only the marriage instead of losing your whole life with it!


This makes a lot of sense. Save your life and only lose a part of it (marriage). Yes to pre-nup.
But seriously is there any couple in Nigeria, known to have signed a pre-nup agreement prior to their marriage?
I wonder how such agreement would be administered in Nigeria. Any thought?
Romance / Re: How Will You Handle A Feud Between An Ex Boyfriend And A Boyfriend? by amuukwu1(m): 7:34pm On Jan 21, 2012
Idowuogbo:

Omgggggg argggggggh!!! Any thread cocoa dey na ndigbo association chere dis, anu ma bia dat,pardon me na angry angry

I left u advice u jaw my lane abi,I hope dose bois beat dem sef tire,infact dem go beat ur wig join angry angry

[s]Sometimes, person no dey understand wetin you dey write. [/s] I mean this in a good way. No pun intended.  cool
Romance / Re: How Will You Handle A Feud Between An Ex Boyfriend And A Boyfriend? by amuukwu1(m): 7:17pm On Jan 21, 2012
freecocoa:

Don't tell me you have a problem with comprehension o,now go and read the story again then modify your post.

What for, its obvious you are using a pseudonym for that post. wink wink wink grin grin
Romance / Re: How Will You Handle A Feud Between An Ex Boyfriend And A Boyfriend? by amuukwu1(m): 6:52pm On Jan 21, 2012
I'm happy with Flashaldrin what else do you wanna hear? cheesy

As your thread suggest, you are happy with person wey dey push your ex for public, na him you dey happy with?  shocked shocked I dey pity you really.  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Soon than later, if him no see whom to put anymore, him go start to dey push you.  grin grin
Romance / Re: How Will You Handle A Feud Between An Ex Boyfriend And A Boyfriend? by amuukwu1(m): 6:31pm On Jan 21, 2012
freecocoa:

^Nna njakiri gi a dikwa egwu o grin
Mana oburo kwa naija movie o[b],ife na mee na ndu somebody right now[/b]. Can't even chete the last time mu lere naija flick for reals.

Hope say no be for your life that kind yeye thing dey happen to right now.  shocked shocked
Romance / Re: He Is Deeply Inlove With Her But Im Brother Na Member Of Boko Haram by amuukwu1(m): 6:25pm On Jan 21, 2012
this man again  shocked, so this malaria never still leave you. This na 2012 no be 2011 any more oh.  sad sad

no let 'em boko haram people catch you with your yeye mouth.
Celebrities / Re: Heidi Klum And Seal, Set To Divorce. by amuukwu1(m): 5:49pm On Jan 21, 2012
denzel2009:

Most of the unions don't make sense from the outset. I'm quite surprised at this one though cos Seal made the effort to make it last. But, how can a sane person get married to Russell Brand? Why would someone marry Kim Kardashian?

Na this one pain me pass. Now she don make sweet Katy a divorcee. i pity her.
Celebrities / Heidi Klum And Seal, Set To Divorce. by amuukwu1(m): 4:25pm On Jan 21, 2012
Heidi Klum and Seal are to file for divorce after six years of marriage, according to reports.

The couple will apparently file divorce papers in the LA County Superior Court early next week, TMZ reported.

The website said German supermodel Heidi, 38, will cite 'irreconcilable differences' as the reason for the split.



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2089816/Heidi-Klum-Seal-file-divorce-years-marriage-according-reports.html#ixzz1k8jJfLEP





Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2089816/Heidi-Klum-Seal-file-divorce-years-marriage-according-reports.html#ixzz1k6fuuWQT


Marriage! Marriage!! Marriage!!!
Romance / Re: I Really Miss My Spinsterhood. by amuukwu1(m): 5:48am On Jan 21, 2012
Idowuogbo:

Tell am wetin undecided undecided

If she bring u come house I go refund her dowry tongue cheesy cheesy


Et tu, Brute Idowuogbo? Betrayal. shocked shocked I think say you dey my side until now.
Mehn, that girl makes smart post on NL. I want to know her off NL. You could help?
Romance / Re: I Really Miss My Spinsterhood. by amuukwu1(m): 10:00pm On Jan 20, 2012
@Cocoalario

Dem dey toast u na u no wan cooperate,me don tell u if it don tire me to wait I go auction u last last lol.
[quote][/quote]

Tell am o wink wink wink wink grin
Romance / Re: Will U Continue To Love Her? by amuukwu1(m): 9:44pm On Jan 20, 2012
freecocoa:

You just broke my heart,so you've been fooling me since,well I guess I now know better.

Exactly the reason you should leave him for me. He just showed you his true colour. wink wink kiss
Romance / Re: I Really Miss My Spinsterhood. by amuukwu1(m): 9:16pm On Jan 20, 2012
freecocoa:

Hahaha,daysis oblongata.
its just temporarily outta service for now,will let you know when I start using it again.

Quit playing hard on me. We are friends already, I think.
Giving your YM id to a friend, I guess shouldn't be a big deal unless you take me to be an enemy. sad shocked Do you?
Romance / Re: Would You Enter A Prenup? by amuukwu1(m): 8:16pm On Jan 20, 2012
from all comments/replies here, only the girls are against signing a pre-nup. Just saying. lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: I Really Miss My Spinsterhood. by amuukwu1(m): 8:09pm On Jan 20, 2012
freecocoa:



Na Fekx? No fekx too much na. tongue cheesy

I not fit vex for you na, Biancaful Opkeke like you.  smiley smiley cheesy kiss
U don find your YM id? am can fit get ma now?
Romance / Re: I Really Miss My Spinsterhood. by amuukwu1(m): 11:47pm On Jan 19, 2012
freecocoa:

You think say I dey joke? Don't let him catch you o. My yahoo Id don lost.

Exactly the reason Mr C0rk is leading a crusade against Nigerian girls. grin grin Answering question with a question.

Your yahoo Id don lost ni! chop am.
Romance / Re: I Really Miss My Spinsterhood. by amuukwu1(m): 11:21pm On Jan 19, 2012
freecocoa:

^
Oh well good to know but flashldrin is already in my heart and will soon take me officially.

Who da h*ll is Flashlight abi na Torchlight. Whats you YM id?

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