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Forum Games / Re: Describing Members Of The Romance Section, In The Romance Section. by amuukwu1(m): 8:18pm On Dec 07, 2011
freecocoa:

No let me change am for you o,who you wan slap?dem dey worry you abi you no know your blood group again? You dey forget say na me be the otutu okioyo of this cabal?wither your your wither eyes na? Gal pipe low and focus well o,Odin dey my end this night o,no let am mara for you cos like this like this I don maya so I don dey,you dey code?

Nwa caping gi a di sharp. im sure, fear do enter her body grin grin
Forum Games / Re: Describing Members Of The Romance Section, In The Romance Section. by amuukwu1(m): 8:07pm On Dec 07, 2011
i don die, 'orinkila wife' grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: To Majority Of Nigerians, Facebook Is A Romance Site? by amuukwu1(m): 8:00pm On Dec 07, 2011
Idowuogbo:

all na love bebebe cheesy

@goldie

he needs a holiday home in mars

She's having a crush on me wink wink wink cheesy cheesy grin grin
Romance / Re: To Majority Of Nigerians, Facebook Is A Romance Site? by amuukwu1(m): 7:56pm On Dec 07, 2011
Idowuogbo:

Daddy y all dis na plss jus go shell picking in d Red Sea or better stilll save pack go jupiter

this girl you mean o
Romance / Re: To Majority Of Nigerians, Facebook Is A Romance Site? by amuukwu1(m): 7:40pm On Dec 07, 2011
:-x :-x
Forum Games / Re: Describing Members Of The Romance Section, In The Romance Section. by amuukwu1(m): 7:25pm On Dec 07, 2011
Goldieluks:

Confused virus!

I never see the fine you abi you be beyonce.
Romance / Re: The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Your Bank Account by amuukwu1(m): 7:20pm On Dec 07, 2011
Obviously, Bakery911 is having a crush on Mr C0rk. cool
Forum Games / Re: Describing Members Of The Romance Section, In The Romance Section. by amuukwu1(m): 7:16pm On Dec 07, 2011
Goldieluks:

badoski always kissing girls,homo jeez me! tongue


i think ayam fine well well.lol

If na confirm say you fine, show pic na grin wink
Forum Games / Re: Describing Members Of The Romance Section, In The Romance Section. by amuukwu1(m): 7:12pm On Dec 07, 2011
Goldieluks:

abeg neyostica stick to the rules.
@OP he sabi find woman trouble well well.
tongue

Neyostica say you fine wella, na true talk?
Forum Games / Re: Describing Members Of The Romance Section, In The Romance Section. by amuukwu1(m): 6:58pm On Dec 07, 2011
you are not Beyonce, Post your real Picture
Romance / Re: The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Your Bank Account by amuukwu1(m): 6:54pm On Dec 07, 2011
Abeg make una hold this old man, he's been spewing gutter lately,
Romance / Re: To Majority Of Nigerians, Facebook Is A Romance Site? by amuukwu1(m): 4:11pm On Dec 07, 2011
angry Abeg wetin be this old man on sef, abeg live your age and let the later generation live their's. Na there fault say facebook came out during there time while during your time, na fetching firewood/water with clabash for the girl you have a crush on was the thing, Live them jor, you should be worried about your pension not facebook angry angry angry
Romance / Re: Who Says Nigerian Babes Are Not Beautiful And Romantic? by amuukwu1(m): 12:11pm On Dec 07, 2011
Op abeg go sit down. Where's the beauty with that 'damaged' Owerri girl. If you should show the world Nigeria's beauty, do so with responsible girls.
Romance / Re: Why Are Home Based Nigerians Usually Ugly? by amuukwu1(m): 5:24pm On Nov 03, 2011
@ 190_@  Because you find yourself in whatever sh*t hole you are now, you can afford to talk rut about naija. May amadioha curse u. Ode.
Family / Re: How Do You Chase Away Unwanted Guests? by amuukwu1(m): 5:01pm On Nov 03, 2011
ifyalways:

@Kode,invite your babe over.
Women have their own way of throwing out unwanted guests so Invite your babe,inform your friend that your babe is coming over for some days and leave the rest for the ladies.



@ifyalways, this is very true. I just pulled that on a fellow recently and it worked perfectly. Imagine a visitor turning me to a visitor in my own house.

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Romance / Re: What's Your Take? (Marriage Related) by amuukwu1(m): 4:20pm On Oct 20, 2011
chi-baby:

Hey peeps. Had convo with friends and wanno knw y'll take on ds :

Do you have to know a guy/lady for a certain length of time b4 its right to get married to them?

If No, what's your reason?

If yes, how many months/years would you say is enough to be able to say Yes, ds is it?


Chei shocked shocked lekwa Chi-baby oh, nwa where have you been. me missed you oh, smiley smiley wink wink kiss kiss
Romance / Re: Tales Of A First Date From hell by amuukwu1(m): 7:19pm On Aug 28, 2011
uju_1:

read my last post.  Hope that responds to all your concerns.  My favorite uncle who is my dad's youngest brother regularly takes me to point and kill when I'm in his town and I drink Gordon sparks and I have more fun there than if I went to brunch at oriental in Lagos.  Its not about what is spent or not spent.  look at the bigger picture biko.


Small madam obviously you dont get it and im not sure you will. My stress is not about who takes you out rather the level of disrespect and ingratitude you've shown to the dude (judging from your post). Its not my business anyway, whom you chose to respect or otherwise and i dont even have time too sef, my dinner dey for fire and if it burns because i have spent my time reading your rants, i swear you go take me out on an expensive date to San Fransisco Steak house [s](after you must have spent on me, im sure you will learn to be grateful for what you get, no matter how small)[/s]  grin grin grin smiley smiley
Romance / Re: Tales Of A First Date From hell by amuukwu1(m): 6:51pm On Aug 28, 2011
Op  Ga no di ala there, you don rant too much here. whether u get gate man or whatever no concern us but ur ingratitude after a man spends his hard earn income/time on you. In as much as the date was messed as you claim, im sure its not messed on all front. At least show some gratitude/respect to the man, not every goes on a date.
Forum Games / Re: Start The Sentence With The Last Word (Igbo Version) by amuukwu1(m): 3:21pm On Aug 26, 2011
sicily4u:

asi na obu ife kwulu ife akwudobe ya,

akwa ubochi echi na bia ka ndi ba nyi ga eme mme mme iri ji ofuu


Ofuu a kwa ka ndi obodo m rir ji ofu, ma na anoghi m mgbe ha mere ya.
Education / Re: MBA Students: Let's Meet Here by amuukwu1(m): 9:55pm On Aug 15, 2011
Greeting to you'll my fellow. MBA, very lovely especially with reviewing different companies as to why/how they failed/succeeded. The experience years back was lovely. They best I could tell anyone with or still pursuing his MBA is, thinking about starting/opening your own business when you are done. Start small and then gradually grow big. I'm sure everyone will attest to the fact that most of the companies we reviewed while studying for the MBA started small and later grew big. Peace and success to everyone of us.
Romance / Re: Paying Dowries For Black Women In 2011 by amuukwu1(m): 9:58am On Aug 15, 2011
chi-baby:

I dnt knw about black people but for igbos u gotta pay da dowry.
No cattles, cows, sheep etc cuz obviously derez noway u cud do those here lol.
But erroda thing is followed, e.g list of things the man has to buy, etc
Dunno bwt oda tribes/countries

Chi-baby, can i come and pay your dowry. smiley smiley smiley
Romance / Re: Is It Necessary For A Man To Be Wearing His Wedding Ring Always After The Marria by amuukwu1(m): 5:15pm On Jul 27, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

Each COUPLE are different. Some do and some don't.

Don't buy a ring if you are not planning on wearing it. That's like me buying panties that I am not planning on wearing it. undecided


So you dont wear panties
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls Can You Take A Bullet For Your Boyfriend? by amuukwu1(m): 8:14pm On Jul 25, 2011
chi-baby:

Only In your sweet dreams darlin

hmmm i thinking i'm winning her over. She called me darling wink wink cheesy bn long anyone called me that smiley smiley
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls Can You Take A Bullet For Your Boyfriend? by amuukwu1(m): 8:04pm On Jul 25, 2011
chi-baby:

Itz not only bullet, plus Grenade ehehh undecided

I know you are joking, you would take the bullet for me abi wink wink wink
Romance / Re: 8 Shocking Revelations Bout Women - Nigerian Women Ooh Nigerian Women! by amuukwu1(m): 8:03pm On Jul 25, 2011
chi-baby:

Among where? Im not your regular all factors included cool

This is where you've been hiding. shocked im on your case today, my egusi soup with dry fish don sour. was waiting endlessly for you wink wink smiley
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls Can You Take A Bullet For Your Boyfriend? by amuukwu1(m): 7:01pm On Jul 25, 2011
lefulefu:

I dont need to ask my white chicks because i know a white girl would sacrifice her life for the person she loves like the story of this white lady Jennifer Forsyte hyatte who helped her black boyfriend in escaping from a courthouse by gunning down two armed security men.I bet you don hear about the Kingston courthouse shooting
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingston_courthouse_shooting
Tell me wich naija woman go do that for love grin

Tell them naija girls grin grin infact im searching for a white wife now grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls Can You Take A Bullet For Your Boyfriend? by amuukwu1(m): 6:49pm On Jul 25, 2011
sista-jay:

No can do!! He aint worth it cool

I will tell him grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Motunrayo Ogbara- Ex Access Bank Staff Commits Suicide by amuukwu1(m): 1:12pm On Jul 21, 2011
@ Mr, Cork "she aint even light skin. she gots Nyansh? "

I'd say to Mr, Cork, refrain from making fun of the dead.
For me, the best I can say now is, MAY HER SOUL REST IN PEACE. Also, may the good Lord give her family the fortitude and strength to bear the loss.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Men Don Tire Me O! by amuukwu1(m): 1:02pm On Jul 21, 2011
dodua:

Loving them is hell. Liking them boring. Marrying them, death. Being friends, impossible! HABA! Love me or leave me jare, ah!

If you are so much tired of them, then apply some 'blue ocean strategy'. Move on to men from Somalia, im sure they'd sweep you over your feet. grin grin grin
Romance / Re: What Is Wrong With Marrying A Jehovah's Witness? by amuukwu1(m): 12:52pm On Jul 21, 2011
hectorblaz:

I have been dating this chic for like a month now, and I must confess that she's the best I've ever had. We are so compatible. And she's a walking example of my imaginations.

She told about it like 2 weeks ago but it sounded shallow. But last night when I asked her what was the greatest obstacle we had to overcome in order to get married, she said - RELIGION!

She said she was a Witness and that Witnesses don't marry outside. And that we shouldn't even think it cos it wont work. I have a lot to say but I cant even type it. I couldn't sleep last night. And am getting depressed right now.

I dont know what to do now cos I really, really, really love this chic. I really do need your advice. Can you guys help me?

If not that I have a higher calling and a vision I live for, I would have followed her to her church. But I just cant.

Can I get to convince or persuade her to join my RCCG church? Is it possible? Has it ever happened before?

Her whole family are Witnesses.

We are really in love with each other, though I think mine is deeper. But no one wants to let go of his or her beliefs to join the other person. If I switch, its as good as switching my destiny as well cos I need this pentecostal platform to fulfill my calling, and actualise my dream and visions.

Does anyone out there have any meaningful and workable advice for this dude, cos I would really, really love to get married to her.


Just one month and you are professing this magnitude of love. Bros relax, its too early for such. Take your time to know her better. When the time is right, your religious differences would be a problem. Get what I mean? smiley
Romance / Re: To Stay Or To Move On: Luv Sumtyms? by amuukwu1(m): 11:52am On Jul 21, 2011
krisafics:

Hi Landers,i have a gal friend whom i love so much bt things ar beginning to unfold that meks me reason that all ar the same.i met this gal and she told me that she is nt in2 any relationship at the moment. so wen i proposed,she said that we need to check out hw tins unfolds b4 a definitive conclusion cud be made.so we got rolling, i do the calling nt bordered abt her calls which doesnt precipitate more often except flashing(una knw there way naaah undecided)so 1st tym wen moses wanted to enta canada,she said that she has no visa ;meaning that she is still a virgin.

LOL to the bolded. NL sef. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin

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