chi-baby:

[b]Well perhaps u cooked her a meal instead, flowers, labelled petals on the floor leading her to the bathroom where u set up a warm bubble bath with a bottle of wine, music, [/b]etc. Its not all about gifts uno. Any one of these wud jus b perfect. Well for me nways cuz i wud rather b indoors than out but its wateva.

Are u sure is not money dat is making u rant soo helplessly??

Flashaldrin:

nuff said!!! I and my baby are one.
Now you see why i love this babe lol, how exactly do you contribute?? By moaning?? jk
yea, the mother also disciplines but they are much softer and always go behind the scene to offer niceties to the kid. Lie??
If i were to be raised only by my mom, i know were i would have been now!

freecocoa:

^Well you shouldn't let it,at times i think about it too but I console myself saying"mum had me so I can do it too" its really not that hard dear,once the baby is out all the pain is gone,life is beautiful as a woman,you just gatta relax and enjoy it.

Goldieluks:



Same to you.

Goldieluks:



Super story.

freecocoa:

OP you say you've done "everything" to prove your love to her,permit me to ask what have you done in that effect so far?[b]have you married her? [/b]

sweetcocoa:

Make sure you donate ife gbara agba o,remember say we still dey test you to know ma oga dabara muna gi,impress us o.


Confirmed to the 'bolded'.

freecocoa:

Some chicks are funny sha,I don't understand the essence of shaving your eyebrows and then applying eye pencil on it again.

Mrs, Chima:

I bet she thought she was hot mama huh?      Looking like she's[b] naturally surprised[/b].

Idowuogbo:

Safo hers aint bad,jeez u need to see some Congolese chicks I reckon dey use crayons to draw on dier faces.D last I saw was some chick dat drew a straight line,now tell me who d fawkkk has dier eyebrows grow in a straight line worra Donkey.

freecocoa:

Amuneke=Dik and scrotum abi? How sweet a name.

xynerise:

This doesnt sound good in Igbo language. . It means dik dik.

Idowuogbo:

Amu Amu I slept well thanks

Idowuogbo:

Amu Amuuu bros press Ground floor na, notin is about to take off o dis wan u jus dey claustophobia ursef hehhe

Cocoa no b 2day I sabi Amu u no,many many tins Amu don swagga us in d past.

*she whispers let me tell u 1 more mama dee*

1day Amu dey hin backyard dey swim inside Well,I call amu he say he dey spain on top hin roof dey relax inside jaccuzi.

freecocoa:

ITI,mscheeew.


Na Iheagwa I dey.

Idowuogbo:

Eeeeh cocoa u fall me oo,u dey ask amu if he go indonesia oh gal may I gist u.One day dem catch dat guy Amu inside lift with oyinbo for PH,d next tin we hear Amu say na inside plane he dey say na flight to australia

freecocoa:

^All na part of the fun na,come na indonesia abi na panya you dey?

bekay911:

Idowu dishing out her koboko to who deservrs it