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you see the kind of people you date? |
rman: This is just the plain truth apocalypse: Amya dear you deserve a hug and kiss for this contribution and probably a national award.thanks to you both. the world will be a better place if there were more people as wise as you both are. |
*In barney's voice* "the only thing better than two boobs is four boobs!" |
100 thousand Naria per month is a paltry sum compared to the money the present "illiterate" drivers make per month. In the haulage business the hire a trailer for a day for a 7-10 hour trip is not below 300k. The drivers make between 30-50k per trip. In a month that's surely almost or over a million naria. This is so because of the huge dangers they (the drivers) encounter on our roads. Dangote being the business man that he is, is trying to cash in on the desperation of our youth by implementing a more regimented structure where drivers are paid salaries and not commissions. All he is doing is to enlarge his pocket even more. He does not care about our unemployed graduates. |
No be Abuja wey we dey here so when straight girls dem dey go sleep with married women for 100K plus BB. 1 billion is huge sef. Many guys and girls will do for 1 million sef. |
Striking a balance and doing everything in moderation is the deal. No matter how much I love you, calling my phone 10times a day to check up on me is a complete no-no. |
If you set face well, you go fine for the picture fullstop. |
sweetcocoa: Amya i just read the first line of what you wrote and I'm already angry.Kpele. I'm so sorry. |
Where are my boyfriends (chrisbenogo and jhydebaba) let's continue from yesterday. |
Sorry for butting in sweetcocoa, but isn't it a little weird you conveniently started using your bf as an example of a mugu just right after he called you and he didn't cut the call? I'm assuming this is how the dialogue would go "Sweetie I love you soooooo much, don't forget the Ipad you say you'll buy for me oh" you say And he replies, "how can I? I'll do anything for my baby doll" "Have a good night sleep" you say "And you too" he replies. . . .And you forget to cut th call and start talking to your friend. They may say something like "this your bf loves you so much, I'm sure if you you ask him to buy a car for you, he'll willing oblige" "Ofcourse! He's just a mugu and I'll milk him for all he's worth. This Ipad is small sef, next month, I'll ask him for 500k to pay the rent. . ." And you see that you didn't cut off the call . Remember, the house rent and 500k is at stake here so you can't even make him suspicious. |
jhydebaba: I will support you baby, let's go together so that the pharmacist would know what drugs to prescribe for you.Any pain reliever would do. If I go out with you, my situation could worsen. Sweetheart? You get right? Just go alone. |
I give up. I think we'll carry it on from here tomorrow. |
You guys are killing my mojo! I need to have a steady banter before I fall asleep. |
jhydebaba: You aren't picking calls neither did you reply my messages, so I have my guesses already that you are up to a game or something.( I'm assuming you came out to meet me leaving chrisbenogor inside the house.)Don't jump the gun dear. You saw me washing. My phone was in the room. Didn't hear it ringing. Btw this is why I called you. Please I'm feeling this terrible headache. Can you help me get drugs in the pharmacy love. I'm scared if I go like this I'd faint on the road. |
Cuddlemi excuse me. Was this supposed to be a monologue? Thought both parties would dialogue in quotes and all. |
Getting impatient jhydebaba. Come jare. |
. . . .Waiting. |
(@jydebaba) " (in a low downcast voice) sweetheart where are you now? I really need your help" |
As soon I sight both of my bf's storming in at the same time I feign a headache (I've been washing so it's quite believable) I say hi to both of them, no hugs. I quickly wear a comfortable outfit and pretend to go out to get something outside the house. Once outside, I call jydebaba on the phone. "Sweetheart, can you come outside I need you to help me do something' |
I'll like to play that scenario where two of my bf's show up at the same time. One of them is jydebaba and the other is chrisbenogor. What scenario is that again? I love two of them and can bear to lose any of them. |
Chrisbenogor:Can't say, but we'll see about that. |
Cuddlemii: I think Amya & jhydebaba would make a perfect team. If you guys are ready, we set the ball rolling!. I'm ready if he is. |
@chrisbenogor since we are paired together, when's our show down? |
So idowuogbo darling are you starting up now. Choose bobo Choose scenario We dey ya back. |
She slapped you and you cried like a baby. Who does that? |
Where do you guys come up with all these? |
I like your girlfriend. She should have added more resounding slaps. You're obviously such a big mumu. |
Cuddles!!! Who am I paired with? I want to play! |
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