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HERSLEY:
Tell them sir!

Babe,are you sure you are wearing pant atall? @ your profile pix.....

Nobody Liked my comment........I DON WIN OOOOOOOO

IS THIS GENERATION BETTER THAN THE PREVIOUS ONE?
In what specific ways is either better than the other?

Debit Alert: Dear Customer #2000 has been deducted from your account 002163**** for President Muhammed Buhari's trip to Japan. It is your donation to process the CHANGE of Nigeria...

THANK YOU FOR BANKING WITH US.

What will you do if you receive such message from you bank....?

Recent scientific studies have determined that reproductive health is affected by cell phone radiation when the cell phone is turned on and kept on the body, either in a pocket or a purse. But what about laptop radiation?

Did you know that your vital parts are also getting an unhealthy dose of electromagnetic radiation from your laptop computer if you make a habit of actually holding it on your lap?

Well,the same kind of risks hold true for laptops as for cell phones, decreased sperm count, because of Wi-Fi radiation from a laptop.
Researchers in Argentina conducted a study to look at how holding a laptop on the legs, near the testes, affects sperm.
Their results showed damage to the DNA of sperm cells, suggesting the harmful nature of laptop radiation on male reproductive
capacity.

In the research study, two sets of sperm samples were studied from healthy donors.
One was incubated near a laptop connected via Wi-Fi, the other was a control sample.
The laptop sample showed a greater number of sperm that were immobile after 4 hours of exposure. Another aspect of the
study showed broken DNA in the sperm exposed to the radiation from the devices.
You can easily see for yourself laptop radiation by testing with an EMF meter.

Fertility Warning:
Laptop Radiation Is Not To Be Taken Lightly.
Sperm need both mobility and healthy DNA to fertilize a female egg. It seems that, as strange as it sounds, laptops don’t belong
on laps.

Sánchez Sarmiento, one of the Argentinean Researchers stated: “While we need further
research, our first advice is that people avoid using the laptop on your lap, especially if they are connected to Wi-Fi”.

As more and more evidence is gathered regarding the hazards to human health from electromagnetic frequency radiation from different sectors of the scientific world, its clear to me that we should question the
safety of all EMF transmitting and receiving devices.

HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM LAPTOP RADIATION

The short answer is not to use your laptop on your lap. But if you do insist on using your laptop on your lap then you would be
well advised to do so for only for short periods or place a cloth in between your lap and the laptop.

Human Reproductive Health at Great Risk From Laptop Radiation
A laptop may seem perfectly innocuous. But just think about it. It receives wireless internet signals (microwaves) and radiates
EMF’s. The human anatomy has no place in a microwave oven. Laptop radiation poses a real threat to regular users of laptop PCs.

How long are we going to ignore increasing evidence from the scientific community that
we are facing a dire emergency?

Laptop radiation can damage sperm and create other adverse health effects, act now before
its too late…

CC: Lalasticlala

Source: www.electricsense.com/940/laptop-radiation-and-your-sperm/

So I sample opinions of three (3) different ladies from three (3) different towns or states in the North about marriage and wedding events, to my greatest surprise all they said is that they will not agree to get married without wedding events . So I now asked them this question which is more important to them, The marriage or Wedding Events?

They all kept mute. OK stay and go for wedding events when you reach 30 years of age at home.
Then, we will start offering you to our Grand daddies because they still rock for me.

Which is more important Wedding event or Marriage?

DanceVille:
Let me refer you to the link.
www.nairaland.com/30540546/6-signs-lady-want-to-sleep


Maybe you're the one that suppose to take a chill pill.

Take a chill pill Bro. Nairaland is a social forum where anybody can create any thread. Are you pained ni?

DanceVille:
Can't believe you fall for this plagiarism.

This thread was created by Hadez.
The op just copy paste the write- up.

Cc:lalasticlala

Hey mister i dont even know anybody named Hadez not to talk of copying his work.Take a chill pill Bro.

dollyjoy:
The tight is transparent,but it better than putting on undies with visible lines.

You mean its better like this than putting on undies?

A family believed to be Kuwaiti installed a secret camera in their kitchen after becoming suspicious of their maid's activities in their home. And what they discovered was shocking.
The maid was caught pouring her urine into her boss's juice after he requested a drink. The camera captured two women going about their daily chores while one of them prepared a drink.

She is seen stirring it and then heading away before the second maid walks over to the juice. Before she gets there however she quickly pulls a beaker of what purportedly contains her own urine from her trousers. She is then clearly seen topping up the drink with the liquid.

The video concludes with the woman returning to carry on with her job. She can be seen preparing food in the background.

The man involved who has chosen to keep his identity secret has warned other families to be careful about who they employ and keep an eye on the activities of domestic staff.

Source: entertainment.vacancynigerians.com/2016/04/maid-in-kuwait-is-caught-on-secret.html?m=1

This airtel marketing staff was spotted recently and it appears that she had a totally different end time marketing strategy.


See the photo below

[quote author=Pheals post=45067167][/quote]Its not a course but what?

Most guys are not only guilty about this, sometimes ladies really feel the urge to be alone and get down with someone they have a crush on.

OK enough said.

I am going to state the fact;

1. She comes to your house with a short skirt or a short gown
Some guys don’t seem to understand the signs though. The thing is ladies are very conscious of what they wear, so coming to your house looking like a hot model is a cue.

2. She lays her hand on your
shoulders or laps
This is a very popular trick they use but some guys are too quick to start kissing and pressing. This is not cool, it makes them uneasy and will change their mind. Why don’t you just take it slow and wait for the right moment then you will see they are actually prepared for it before coming. Wristbangle is guilty of this.

3.Telling you she want to sleep
and you shouldn’t disturb
Let me tell you a secret guys, no girl, I repeat no girl will ever come to your house if she feels she is tired and will not enjoy herself when she comes (trust me). That was how a girl came to visit me and said she's tired and wants to rest that I shouldn't disturb her. If I hear *winks*.

4. Saying she will be leaving in an hour time
They are actually telling you to make a move but some guys don’t get it. Instead they will be begging them to stay a little
longer. If they have somewhere
else to go that evening, do you
think they will come and spend time in your house?

5. She will loose off some buttons on her shirt
She want you to feel
aroused and make a move but
instead some guys will dip their hands in their pocket and probably start going out and coming in. Then,they will be forming bad guy later. That was how a girl visits Tosyne2much and he left the room to discuss how Westbrom played a Draw with Tottenham yesterday.

6. She'll tell you to play a song and she start dancing
If she starts dancing in your room,probably to Airforce1 song, I expect you to join her, then along the link you rock her, then you know what next to do. But most guys don’t even know how to dance and it's frustrating.

I drop my pen here...

You can add yours

Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) – An equal opportunity employer (a Federal Government Establishment) is seeking to recruit young Nigerian men and women into her organization as follows:

Requirements
Not more than 27years.
B.Sc / HND holder.
Must have completed NYSC.

Job Title: Diploma Cadre

Requirements
Not more than 25years.
NCE / OND holder.

Job Title: S.S.C.E Cadre

Requirements
Not more than 21 years.
SSCE holder with minimum of 5 credits including English and Maths.

How to Apply

Please note that all applicants must be:
Must be single
Must have their relevant educational certificates and not statement of result.
Must be physically fit.
Must attach their certificate of Indigene/Local Government Area and birth certificate to their applications.

All applications should be addressed to:

Head, Human Resources,
P.M.B. 166,Garki, Abuja.

Only shortlisted candidates will be
contacted.

Application Deadline 20th May, 2016.

Source.www.agbosblog.com/2016/04/2016-efcc-recruitment-exercise-bsc-hnd-ond-ssce-graduates/

Davido might have severed ties with his popular HKN music, as he seemingly debuts another label, DMW (Davido Music Worldwide).

If the self-proclaimed O.B.O’s recent social media post is anything to go by, the singer
seems to have devoided of his family ties.

It had been reported in the past week that Davido is allegedly not on good terms with one of his HKN label mates (a family member
according to the singer), following his signing of new act, Mayorkun.

The singer, who recently signed a mouth-watering deal with Sony Music, revealed the new label logo today on social media, with a
simple but telling caption ‘MOVEMENT!!!!!’

See What Davido Posted On Instagram below:-

More information about the switch will certainly be revealed in due time.


Source: www.gistsnow.com/2016/04/end-hkn-music-davido-debuts-new-record-label-photo.html?utm_content=buffer89dc0&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

ABUJA - The presidency has congratulated Mr. Anthony Femi Joshua, Nigerian-born British citizen who recently won the IBF
World Heavy-weight Champion.

The congratulations came through a statement by Senior Special Assistant to the President on Diaspora and Foreign Relations, Honourable Abike Dabiri-Erewa.

Erewa said that that Femi’s wins reflected his hard work, tireless dedication and a brave heart which he had displayed.

The statement further revealed that “The British professional boxer, was born to a Nigerian mother and father, spent his
early years in Nigeria before returning to the UK.
“He is now the current IBF heavyweight champion who also holds the British and Commonwealth heavyweight titles.

“Joshua is ranked the world’s sixth best heavyweight boxer by The Ring magazine and the second boxer in history to win a professional world heavyweight title doubling as the Olympic champion at the top weight.

“Femi, however, will be defending his title by June 25th, 2016.”

In a related development, Dabiri Erewa has also described the approval of the 300 million Diaspora Bond passed by the
National Assembly unanimously as a good development.

The presidential scribe however,
encouraged all Nigerian patriots in the Diaspora to take advantage of the Diaspora Bond.

According to her, “5 – 10 years maturity and annual dividends between five percent and eight percent way more than bank deposit or certificate of deposit
which is within two percent interest rates are certainly a plus for patriotic investors.”

She noted “that the bond will give
opportunities to patriots to actively engage in the welfare of their loved country, Nigeria.”


Source: www.vanguardngr.com/2016/04/buhari-congratulates-ibf-world-heavyweight-champion/

This is a counter thread to www.nairaland.com/3042991/nigerian-men-please-stop-patronising.

YES,we all know Nigeria is truly blessed with handsome, cultured, etiquette,well-behaved, slim and nice men.
Nigerian men comes in different
shapes and skin tone.

Ladies, pls stop going after foreign men cos what you are looking for in America, Italy, Russia, South-Africa, e.t.c, you can find them here.Yes,right here in Nigeria.

I can't figure out why Nigerian ladies would go at any length to please foreign men and some rich ladies will even lavish them with expensive gifts,just to get their heart.

These same ladies will call Nigerian guys gold-diggers at any given opportunity.

Nigeria guys are handsome(if not the most handaome), Independent, Supportive, Intelligent and Respectful men in the world.

Nigerian ladies please stop insulting your men remember they are your fathers,brothers,uncles,cousin e.t.c.

I just have to share my thought,cos I don't know why any sane lady/woman will go at any length just to marry a foreign man.

The young man/boy pictured above met his waterloo as he tried to steal a phone by passing his hand through someone's
window in Sapele, Delta state.

The owner of the house on sighting the man/boy’s hand fiddling for the phone, quickly went for a cutlass and cut of the
man/boy’s hand. Mr. Burglar ran away into the night crying with his amputated hand.

Pictured below is the burglar at the hospital.

See graphic photos below.

Source. www.myschool.com.ng/school/connect2me/394282/blog/2497.html

The presidency continued the good-old practice of town-hall meetings on Saturday, April 23, as Vice President Yemi Osinbajo was answering multiple questions from about 100 pressure groups. The meeting took place at the Ikeja Airport Hotel, Lagos.

The participants received answers on a wide range of topics: from fuel scarcity to the Yuan deal, from power supply to the entertainment industry in Nigeria.

1. On leadership

“President Muhammadu Buhari and I (the vice president) are completely committed to providing competent leadership. We have no other agenda. We acknowledge there are pains but they are just birth pains. This is
not the end.”

2.On N5,000 monthly stipend

“We are currently compiling the social register for the poor and as soon as the budget is passed, we will begin to pay 5,000 naira to the poor.”

3.On stealing and corruption

“It cuts across all ethnic groups in
Nigeria. We must decide to become a new tribe of Nigerians. We must disallow division. We must also disallow the use of religion and ethnicity.”

4.On fuel crisis

“The NNPC is currently the only one importing refined fuel. We are in the process of providing a final solution to the fuel scarcity.”

5.On public vs private refineries

“Private refineries run better. We are seeking private investments in co-managing the refineries. Some parties have indicated interest in the private refineries including the oil majors.”

6.About Nigerian entertainment

“With the entertainment sector, we are working on solutions to piracy including technology options, active advocacy and
better collaboration between the
Entertainment industry and the
government.”

7.On Lagos-Calabar railway project

“It is in the budget. The most effective way of moving goods is by rail. Consequently, the Lagos-Calabar and Lagos-Kano rails are included in the budget.”

8.On power generation

“Nigeria recorded a peak of 5,000MW in February. We paid outstanding debts and curtailed vandalism. But the Forcados pipeline caused a drop of
about 500MW. We are currently working on improving the supply of gas to power plant and fixing transmission line problems.
“We have removed fixed tariff charges.
You only pay for what you use. We are also engaged with labour unions on cost reflective tariffs.”

9.On the Yuan deal

“The deal is we have some credit with the Chinese, so doing business with the Chinese can be done without the dollar. The Yuan deal will help facilitate trade with China and also help the ease
of doing business.”

10. On assets declaration

“We want a country where anyone who holds public office must be able to explain their wealth.”

11.On human rights

“Nobody can enforce any type of right by violence. The use of violence to dispossess others is unacceptable!”

12.On helping small and medium businesses

“We also intend to bring loans to SME’S at single digit interest rates.”

13.On the following meetings with Nigerians

“We will continue with the town-hall meetings across the country. You will be notified on the next one. Together, Nigeria will prevail.”.

Source: https://www.naij.com/809016-n5000-payments-will-soon-take-off-12-takeaways-townhall-meeting-vp.html?source=index_main

hadura29:
Please, what is the essence of local government papers for a brand new car bought from Kia, via a company?

My brother was stopped in ekiti and they ripped him off 25,000K they said the car does not have local govt papers.. hearing it for the first time though. A new car with all the documents intact. Does he need that to move within Nigeria?..

Thanks and good morning.

In some states its compulsory to have the local government papers.Cos its a way of generating revenue.

The governor of Imo State, Owelle Rochas Okorocha has
express his anger over comments credited to an ex-
governor of the state, Chief Ikedi Ohakim, where he was
quoted as saying that Okorocha has destroyed the state.
Okorocha described the criticism as unfortunate, stating
that Ohakim has no moral right to make any statement in
respect of his administration, as he lacked the will-power
to lead the state, when he had the opportunity.

In a statement signed by the chief press secretary to the
governor, Sam Onwuemeodo, Okorocha, pointed out that
in the four years of Ohakim’s governance, Imo was an
embodiment of misrule and impunity was the order of
the day.

The statement reads, “The Imo State governor, Owelle
Rochas Okorocha and indeed, the Rescue Mission
Government in the state had read the banner headline of
the Daily Sun of Tuesday, April 5, 2016, captioned,
‘Ohakim bombs Governor Okorocha … You’ve Destroyed
Imo State’.

“The former governor of the state had spoken in an
interview he granted the Daily Sun correspondent in
Owerri.
“We had taken time also to go through the whole story
to see whether the former governor had told his
audience how Governor Okorocha destroyed Imo State,
but we didn’t find any claim or allusion close to that.
“He only talked about the governor planning to install
another Orlu man governor in 2019 and the governor
sacking the Secretary to the Government of Imo State
(SSG), and all that he claimed he had left behind in the
Government House Owerri.”

Source:
omojuwa.com/2016/04/imo-was-ruined-under-your-administration-okorocha-tells-ohakim/

I think it's a Malaysian airline cos of the words written on the cover of the food plastic.

Modified : Chinese eat Lizard and it didn't kill them, it's a very good source of protein when eaten with rice and salad.

onstelly:
But you have ur mum You will have a wife tomorrow And definitely a beautiful daughter So stop calling women hoe is not right

Read the post again, it says MOST and not ALL girls. So, my future wife and daughter are not among them.

Fedayeen:
No she is Female. There is no sacred cow. You need to show her your post and see if she is proud of you

Sorry, I stay far away from my mum.

Fedayeen:
what about a mother

She's EXCEPTIONAL

Angelberry:
I don't comment on such threads, I only view and move to the next thread

What have you just done now?

onstelly:
Am telling you
Some will call us hoes and gold digger forgetting they have sisters too

I don't have a sister.

Fedayeen:
Yes. How far with your sister? Is she also a Nigeria lady

I don't have a sister.