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tosyne2much:
Him don create jobs for us so I no go dey write 10 things again abi?

Yea

Most Nigerian ladies are mere economic parasites, wandering about like lost souls in search of financial salvation.

TRUE/FALSE

PMB has created jobs for people like Lalasticlala, Tosyne2much, Wristbangle, Mynd44 e.t.c



Abeg na joke ooo

3million jobs created by Buhari Government so far! . . The joke of the week must be the tweet by @chidiajuzie, illustrated with a picture of fuel hawkers. He wrote: “Nigeria has so far created 3 million jobs, all in the Ministry of Petroleum, Street Petrol Hawking Division.” I’m still laughing. Without this sense of humour, most Nigerians would be walking the streets with severe cases of madness.
The searing heat and deafening generator noises are enough to blow up the fuses in the head and turn us to mental cases. But thank goodness, humour is helping us out.
It is bad enough that there is no power; but to get fuel for your generator is something else. And what about the horrific traffic caused by fuel queues?

Footballer John Mikel Obi and his daughters took
a picture to support the charitable work of Anja
Ringgren Loven, the danish woman who recently,
saved Hope, the “witch child” in Uyo, Akwa Ibom.
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See more photos of the twins and their parents
after the cut…

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Source: www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/04/lovely-new-photos-of-mikel-obi-and-his.html?m=1

How does it reduce the price of petrol or make it available?
If NO, then the thread is a SHIT.

– The federal government has given
automatic employment to 105 Nigerians
affected by the 2014 NIS recruitment.

– Three beneficiaries were selected from
each deceased applicants’ family.

FG gives automatic employment to 105
candidates of the botched NIS recruitment
As part of efforts to compensate Nigerians
affected by the 2014 botched Nigeria
Immigration Service (NIS) recruitment,
the federal government on Monday, April 4,
gave automatic employment to 105
candidates and relatives to deceased
applicants from the aborted exercise.
In a statement issued by Bassey Akpanyung,
the permanent secretary of the ministry of
interior, the NIS said the 60 others who
sustained injuries in the exercise would also
be given employment after due verification.
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The ministry said the two categories of
beneficiaries are now undergoing training at
various camps of the NIS in compliance with
the presidential directive.
It noted that after due verification,
employment was given to three family
members of each deceased applicant from
the aborted exercise, of which fifteen
families were identified, and a total of 45
family members selected.
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“After verification, 15 families were identified,
and a total of 45 family members selected from
the deceased families. Similarly, approval was
given for those who were injured in the same
exercise to be employed.
“After due verification by relevant agencies of
government, 60 of those affected were
considered for appointment,” it said.
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The recruitment conducted by the special
presidential committee constituted in the
wake of the aborted exercise of March 2014
was being looked into.
The interior ministry advised all those
affected in the exercise to remain calm and
observe decorum while the matter is being
resolved.
Meanwhile, the Nigeria police’s
commencement of its nationwide
recruitment exercise ended up in
disappointment for many Nigerians who
flooded their official website.
The Nigerian security outfit had announced
openings for about 10,000 Nigerians and on
the first day of the exercise alone, about
8,000 individuals had registered, leading a
sudden crash of the website on Friday, April
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Souece: https://www.naij.com/788879-fg-compensates-105-candidates-relatives-botched-nis-recruitment.html?source=index_main

Ayodele Daniel Dada is a University of Lagos first class graduate who scored the maximum 5.0 CGPA.
– The young graduate received N1 million as a reward for his academic excellence Ayodele Dada is expressing gratitute for a generous gift.
A University of Lagos first class graduate who scored the maximum 5.0 CGPA, Ayodele Daniel Dada, has received an amazing gift.
On Monday, April 4, Akin Alabi, the CEO of Nairabet, gave the young graduate N1 million as a reward for his academic excellence. “I am proud to give Ayo Dada N1m as a reward for his efforts. Nice one, son,” the businessman said.
Meanwhile, one of Nigeria’s Telecommunications giant MTN Nigeria also congratulated Ayodele and awarded him with the latest Samsung phone, his own personalized phone number and airtime for 2016.
It would be noted that the young genius is getting more and more attention, and undoubtedly he deserves it.
On March 24, the UNILAG first class graduate was honoured by the House of Representatives a following a motion by the majority leader, Femi Gbajabiamila. “I believe as leaders and as a country it’s time we start celebrating our successes particularly in a period of great national despondency that has enveloped us for years now. As a House I believe we should recognize, celebrate and commend Mr. Ayodele so as to encourage him and give hope and inspiration to many others,” Gbajabiamila said.
The young guy was amazed and shocked when the lawmakers gave him a standing ovation and took turns to personally congratulate him.

Lalasticlala

Open letter to his excellency, the
Kaduna state Governor, Nasir
El-Rufai.

Dear Sir,
Don't worry you will not die.
Those pronouncing death do not have the power to create life and
were not authorized by Christ to verbalize anyone's death!

Do not be afraid, here is biblical
evidence standing against their proclamations.
Jeremiah 23:16
KJV [16] "Thus saith the Lord of hosts, Hearken not unto the words of the prophets that prophesy unto you: they make you vain: they speak a vision of their own heart, and not out of the mouth of the Lord .

Jeremiah 23:21-23 KJV
[21] "I have not sent these
prophets, yet they ran: I have
not spoken to them, yet they
prophesied. [22] "But if they had
stood in my counsel, and had
caused my people to hear
my words, then they should have
turned them from their evil
way, and from the evil of their
doings". [23] Am I a God at hand,
saith the Lord , and not a God
afar off?.

My advice is to continue
listening to God as he would offer
you direction, wisdom and
protection.

Stay blessed Sir.

I was unable to screenshot it.


Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BDqZ6hhRL0T/

A 28-year old man whose wife delivered allegedly resorted to stealing baby food for their new born in Lagos State.

Nurudeen Sulamon has now been arrested and charged before Magistrate’s court for stealing SMS Gold baby food. He pleaded not
guilty.

The incident happened on Easter Monday at Oduso close at a super market along Igando road in Ikotun. According to police,
Sulamon went to the super market and stole tins of SMS Gold baby food valued at N45,570.

PM NEWS reports that when Sulamon went into the market, he did not know that there were CCTV cameras installed inside the hall.

After he stole the items and attempted to leave the place with the items, the security man on duty accosted him and he confessed.

He was handed over to the police at Igando division where he reportedly told the police that his wife delivered and needed baby
food for the new baby. Sulamon confessed that he had no money to buy the food which had caused a rift between him and his wife.

The police charged Sulamon before the court with stealing under the Criminal code.
He pleaded not guilty.
The presiding Magistrate, Mr A.A. Fashola granted Sulamon in the sum of N50,000 with one sureties in like sum.

Sulamon was remanded in prison custody at Kirikiri pending when he will perfect his bail. The was adjourned till 27 April 2016.


Source: www.lailasblog.com/2016/04/man-28-arrested-for-stealing-baby-food.html?m=1

akanniade10:
Ok Noted but Op do u have all the listed items above?

I have 6 of the listed documents.

Lalasticlala

Governor Ayo Fayose of Ekiti State on Saturday verbally attacked fiery Muslim preacher, Sheikh Muhydeen Ajani Bello, at a
prayer session in Ado-Ekiti.
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The cleric had courted the governor’s venom by urging him to show more decorum in his
public utterances.

The altercation took place during a prayer conference and award ceremony organised by the Southwest branch of the Ansar-ud-Deen Muslim Society of Nigeria between March 25 and 28.

On Saturday, Fayose was in attendance at the event, which had as highlights prayers for the country and the honouring of
deserving Muslims with awards, when the outspoken preacher offered his advice.

Those at the event said the preacher told Fayose that as the Number One citizen of the state, he needs to be more cautious in his public utterances.

The unsolicited advice apparently did not sit well with the governor, they said, as he responded with abusive words at the preacher, who attempted to reply him but
was restrained by some of the elders in attendance. His microphone was disabled.
The elders also appealed to the governor to leave the venue, having already performed
his role, but he bluntly refused, an action that led to a three-hour disruption of the programme.

The governor subsequently left the event, which ended on Monday morning. Attempts
to interview the cleric, who was present until Sunday, proved abortive.

Mr. Lere Olayinka, Special Assistant to Fayose on New Media, expressed the view that the
cleric deserved the insults the governor drenched him in.



Source: www.onlinenigeria.com/general/18912-gov-fayose-attacks-muslim-cleric-sheikh-muhydeen-over-advice-to-exercise-decorum.html

It is very important to have these vehicle documents before you hit the roads to avoid being harassed.

Failure to produce these
documents could also lead to your car being impounded.


See the list below:
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1) A valid Driver’s License
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2) Vehicle license
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3) Insurance Certificate
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4) Certificate of Road Worthiness.
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5) CMR (Police report)
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6) A Tinted permit if your vehicle has a tinted glass (Very important).
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Another important thing to note is that the documents must be up to date. Don't go around with expired or fake papers.
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Compiled by Amzee

For you to do almost anything in Nigeria, you need to have some form of identification or documentation. From traveling, banking, going to school, voting,
getting a job or even driving.

Listed below are some very important documents you
should have as a Nigerian which would make the above activities easier.


National Identity Card

You need it to do even simple things like withdrawing from a
bank account.

Driver’s License

Necessary to move around in your car. The Nigerian police,FRSC,VIO are not smiling atall.


Voter’s Card

You cannot vote without
having this document,be it Presidential,Governorship or Local Government elections.

Birth Certificates

You need this to get most
jobs in the country.

State of Origin

You need this to get into some universities and also apply for
scholarships.


NYSC Certificates

To get jobs and apply for an elective post.


International Passport

Very important if you want to travel abroad.


BSc/HND Certificate

You also need this to get
jobs.


While some of these are not compulsory, they are very important. Don't say you were
not warned.


Compiled by Amzee.

Lalasticlala

onyee25:
unijos is damn slow...infact they are slowpoke

You are damn right. I have a cousin in level 200 and he's been complaining of the slow calender of UniJos.

roskojo:
Just give the fastest to Unilorin but for the slowest many schools are seriously competing for that.

UniIlorin is also fast too.

Uselessgoat and SonOfLucifer

I'm not a Mathematician nor an Engineer but the question and the answer is WRONG. Dont ask me Why.
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I'm a PUBLIC ADMINISTRATOR

The Fastest And Slowest Academic Calender!

This will help admission-seekers to choose between the numerous Universities in Nigeria.

Let us debate and argue on this. Which Universities in Nigeria do you think has the fastest and slowest academical calender?
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As for me I would say UniIlorin and OAU Ile Ife are fast and the slowest is . . . . .

Setting up and managing a Website

The world is increasingly becoming interconnected these days, thanks to the internet. Nowadays, companies use sites to project their brand to the global community. Knowing how to setup a website is a plus as most
companies prefer using their
workforce for jobs like these. You
could also improve your knowledge of Search Engine Optimization because many companies spend a fortune optimising their websites for the search engines. Equipping yourself with skills in website building and SEO will improve your value in the eyes of potential employers. You could help them save funds that would have been spent elsewhere with your knowledge.

Online Research

These days, speedy access to
information could be the difference between profit and loss. The internet provides you information at your fingertips. Your ability to research and get useful information on the web could be used by your company in making strategic decisions. However, you have to be
careful about the kind of
information you get from the
internet. Lots of unsubstantiated
and unverified information abound online. Your researching skills will be handy in sifting through the information gotten online, so as to differentiate between factual and unsubstantiated information.

In conclusion, the world is evolving at an alarming pace in the area of Information Technology. Any ICT skill
you have acquired or learnt that is
not being utilized at the moment
isn't a waste because you'll never
know when you will be called upon to save the day. Companies like skilled, versatile graduates and that's what they look out for during their recruitment exercises.

To stand out from the rest of the pack, get yourself acquainted with the various I.T skills outlined above and see your employability and marketability go through the roof.

Source. www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/top-i-t-skills-every-nigerian-graduate-should-have.193310/

The dream of every undergraduate is to land a very rewarding job upon graduation. Nowadays, this dream seems to be a mirage for many Nigerian graduates, who in most cases are poorly equipped with the right technical skill to cope with the
ever changing demands and
requirements of the labour market.

Apart from your degree, what else
can you bring to the table? How can you solve the current problem at hand and boost profitability? These are some of the questions on the minds of many employers of labour in the country.
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I.T skills are very broad and are in
huge demand these days. Gone are the days when you only had to state your ability to use Microsoft office packages on your C.V, and then you are given a pass to an interview.
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Although these packages are good
and are still very much relevant in
the labour market, problems
confronting modern day companies have become more complex, requiring deeper I.T skills to surmount. Companies are resorting to Information Technology to gain a competitive edge over each other.
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Cloud Computing, Search Engine
Optimization (SEO), Internet
Marketing, are some hottest I.T skills to acquire these days. With that being said, these are the top I.T skills every Nigerian graduate should have:
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Basic Programming Skills

Whether you studied Yoruba or
Arabic in School, you should, at least, be able to write basic HTML. The world is more interconnected with complex computing systems than ever before. When you interact with your counterparts overseas, you'd realize how obsolete your I.T knowledge is and that computer programming isn't just a thing for I.T engineers alone or the science inclined. Learning how to write basic HTML, which is the special format used for web pages and coding in general, will help you stand you out from the crowd. It will make you marketable in the eyes of
potential employers.
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Backing up to Cloud

Storing files offline is currently
becoming a thing of the past these days. When files are backed up to a cloud-based service, they can be accessed remotely provided you have an internet connection. This cloud storage knowledge allows you to remain productive while on the go. You could start fine tuning your cloud-based knowledge by utilising
either iCloud or Dropbox services.
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Converting File Formats

There are various file formats
available these days. Having the
requisite knowledge on how to
handle them can help you carry out your job requirements efficiently.
You might be required to convert
MsWord to PDF, MP3 to WAV when
trying to upload certain files online. In fact, potential employers require you to submit your resume in specified file formats, failure to submit your C.V in the right format will send wrong signals to your potential employers. You must understand these file formats and how to convert them as the situation requires. This will make the
job that involves file formatting easy and ensure that your documents and files aren't rejected for using the wrong file format.
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Social Media Marketing

Nowadays, when many Nigerian
graduates hear about social media, they think it's all about chatting and hooking up with long lost friends.
They fail to harness opportunity it
avails to generate leads. These days, a lot of companies are shifting their attention to social media because of the vast amount reach they possess.
FaceBook, alone, receives more visits than the world's largest search engine, Google. You should learn how to target certain sections of your country’s population to boost sales as well as improve people's awareness of the brand you are representing. Companies love employees with the requisite knowledge to drive sales via social media.

Keep calm cos Change is a gradual process.

Blame Buhari

Four students of the University of Lagos, Akoka, Lagos, have been arrested by the Ogun State Police Command for attempting to resurrect the corpse of a 300-level student of Microbiology, Eniola Jacob.

PUNCH Metro learnt that the parents of the deceased, who were not comfortable with the students’ antics, invited policemen from the Ifo Police Division who arrested the undergraduates.

The suspects are Inerima Alaniye (a 400- level student of Mathematics); Awe Raphael (a 500-level student of Law); Adeboye Adeshola (a 200-level student of Political Science); and Arawomo Stephen.

Our correspondent had reported that Jacob allegedly took an insecticide, Sniper, last Saturday on the campus. He was said to have been rushed to the Lagos University Teaching Hospital, Idi-Araba, where he died on Sunday.

Our correspondent gathered that students who attempted to resurrect his corpse were leaders of the Cherubim and Seraphim Students Fellowship on the campus.

Jacob was said to have been a strong member of the fellowship before his death.

The Police Public Relations Officer, Muyiwa Adejobi, said the students’ behaviour and actions at Jacob’s grave were suspicious, adding that they had been transferred to the State Department of Criminal Investigation, Eleweran.
The police spokesperson said during Jacob’s burial, the four students suddenly emerged and asked that the corpse be exhumed.
He said, “They were arrested at the graveside. They were arrested because their actions were suspicious. They insisted on exhuming the corpse that had been buried. They said they wanted to resurrect it. It came to us as a surprise that in this modern age, some group of young boys would come out and say they want to resurrect a dead man.
“We felt it was a strange development. If they were not cultists they would not make
such a demand. We thought they were looking for parts of the deceased to tamper with and we took them to Eleweran for further investigations.”

The Public Relations Officer of the University of Lagos, Mr. Toyin Adebule, said he could not confirm the arrest of the students.
He, however, confirmed that Jacob took Sniper on the school premises.
He said the police had taken over the case and a corona inquest had begun. He said, “This is a corona case and the school is not involved. It has nothing to do
with the university. What happened was that he (Jacob) took Sniper and after taking it, the security was informed. He was initially talking, but suddenly he collapsed.
“He was rushed to the school’s health centre where he was resuscitated. Around 7pm, he
was rushed to LUTH where he died some hours later. There is no indictment. I am not aware that some students of the school have been arrested.

Source: www.punchng.com/unilag-students-arrested-for-attempting-to-resurrect-colleague/

I'll comment when this THRASH gets to FP.

ritababe:
receive sense IJN

Receive Dick in my name

Would the world be any different if you weren’t born?

Do you wake up in the morning feeling like you have an important role to play in the grand scheme of things?

Most of us grow up in a world where life is dispensable, where our individual contributions go unrecognized, where there
is no real sense that life – ours or anyone’s – is significant or meaningful.

At the root of this restlessness and
discontent is the deep-deated conviction that “I Don’t Matter.” A belief that if I were to show up someplace or not, or make some
kind of contribution or not, it would not fundamentally affect the world or the people that live in it.

Think about that for a minute. If you don’t feel like you make a difference in the world, how excited can you be about the things you do and the choices you make? When you wake up in the morning and you feel like what you do that day doesn’t matter
anyway, how committed or passionate can you be?
This means you are absolutely necessary.

You are indispensable to God’s vision of the world, chosen to fulfill a mission in this world that you and only you can accomplish
like musical notes in the grand Divine composition, each of us has our unique music to play.

Lalasticlala