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Romance / Re: 32year Old Man Marries 120year Old Woman Because Of 3 Hectares Of Cocoa Land by ANAKONDA: 8:20am On Aug 13, 2016
[quote author=Raydos post=48439064]Back From 3days Ban Just Because I Commented On A Thread With Capital Letter.


angry angry angry Nairaland Mods And Mumu Be Like 5&6



Nah JoKe Oooh' I no Wan Chop Another Ban Ooih angry

And O.p Nawa For You Ooh

You Don Chop Your FTC By Yourself


If Nah POison I No Say You Go Don Leave Am For Other Nairalanders[/quote



You wan go back to ban again for bad mouth and for waisting space. ?

Don't mind those people. They take joy in
banning.
Banning don't nearly become food for me.
Education / Re: UNIOSUN Lecturer Sex Scandal: "Nothing Is Going To Change My Love For You" -Wife by ANAKONDA: 8:10am On Aug 13, 2016
kingreign:
Her statement was referred to Jesus, not the man. If she was referring to the man in her sentence, it would read, , Olabode Wale OJONIY, dear Husband or some other related title or something else, but the person she referred to in her sentence is Jesus, hence the Jesus, you are Lord. Nothing gonna change my Love for you. Soulmate for life, Together for ever through it all


When you read english, learn to read between the lines for proper grasp.
Prose language is for the crowd while verse is for the learned.
Car Talk / Re: How Can I Confirm If A Car Is Not Stolen Before Purchase by ANAKONDA: 7:59am On Aug 13, 2016
Tres bon
Crime / Re: Edo Pastor Who "Used Wife For Rituals" Arrested by ANAKONDA: 8:44pm On Aug 12, 2016
HungerBAD:
Once upon a time.

Pastors/Men of God were well respected,and even feared by people. But these days,the men of God are a Disgrace to God's name.

These days, the title Pastor instantly makes you become suspicious. There are Pastors like Pastor King in Prison,who gives his female members his sperm to drink.

There are those in South Africa that makes their members eat grass. Pastor Chris says Mastubartion is Biblical.

One out of every 5 Armed Robbers arrested is a Pastor in Nigeria,and half of the Catholic Reverend Father's are busy forcing little boys to have sex.

The Vatican has even spent millions in Dollars shutting little boys up with cash settlement.

And now this man in this story is accused of ritual?who for God's sake is a real man of God?




Hmmm
Sports / Re: Siasia Backs Dream Team Boycott Of Quarter-Final Against Denmark by ANAKONDA: 8:31pm On Aug 12, 2016
And they are busy padding exchange rate for pilgrims going on personal businesses because of religious fundamentalism.

Bunch of satanic bigots. And to think it took a fool six good months to find this useless sports minister.
Birds of the same feather certainly must flock together.
Culture / Re: Lilo Ewe Ati Egbo Fun Iwosan, Itusile Ati Aseyori by ANAKONDA: 7:52am On Aug 12, 2016
AyeMoJuba:


E lo sori blog wa, eo ri orisirisi oogun kokoro ara nibe


E se pupo. Ajinde ara yio maa je o.
Politics / Re: Solomon Asemota Accuses Buhari Of Appointing Islamist Jihadists by ANAKONDA: 8:45pm On Aug 11, 2016
I feel like throwing up..m

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Politics / Re: Solomon Asemota Accuses Buhari Of Appointing Islamist Jihadists by ANAKONDA: 8:41pm On Aug 11, 2016
mrsugbebove:
Are dey not humans...lets dem do. d work



Are leaders and members of ISIS, Al-Shabbab, Al-qaeda and Boko Haral not humans ?

Are we not seeing the results of their work already ?

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Politics / Re: Solomon Asemota Accuses Buhari Of Appointing Islamist Jihadists by ANAKONDA: 8:38pm On Aug 11, 2016
veekid:
Summary is now what?



Summary is - Buhari is ISIS in disguise.

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Politics / Re: Five Reasons Buhari Is Failing - By Malcolm Fabiyi by ANAKONDA: 8:24pm On Aug 11, 2016
Justiyke4u:
The source makes it difficult for me to believe. After reading the article, I have to click on the link to be sure but until no one comes tomorrow to say that the post was a mistake... But then the part that interest me most was the part of fight against corruption. The mistake we make is usually to start prosecuting before gathering evidence and then how can you gather evidence in such circumstance that will enable you secure conviction? Until the first thing is done first, it may still be hard to win that fight. Arrest is usually the last thing that happens but here, the reverse is the cas
e. The very first thing that happens is arrest before investigation.



What has source got to do with such a brilliant analysis ? Does it sound to you like a scoup or something ?
You appear to be part of the failure because whoever claps for ineptitude is part of the flop.
For instance, are you sure even you understand your going round in a circle about corruption ?
When corruption thrives unabated under a government that claims to be fighting it you know its not working.

A government that is serious about fighting corruption would've been expected to sanitize the judiciary followed by the security agencies.

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Crime / Re: Father Puts Pepper In Daughters Private Part by ANAKONDA: 9:19pm On Aug 10, 2016
NCAN, Igbo Olomu sector of Ikorodu.

Again our members won't be disappointed when i report back to them.
The father is from the 17th century clan who refuses to grow up.
Apart from barbarism, anything criminal, drugs, etc, are their exclusive tuff.
Politics / Re: Feyi Fawehinmi: I’m Sorry If I Convinced Anyone To Vote For This Government by ANAKONDA: 9:00pm On Aug 10, 2016
Above all, Emefiele is a gagantuan flop.
Politics / Re: MEND Replies Goodluck Jonathan by ANAKONDA: 12:58pm On Aug 10, 2016
JimiOgunlola:


See muslim 'yoot' way of reasoning. Ojukwu should have left you to kill the entire Igbo race and put an emirate like you have in yorubaland. Winston Churchill led 7million people to death in WWII, Is he a villain. Maybe the Igbos will adopt afonja and awolowo as their hero. See your yoruba muslim skull . cheesy



Its folly to expect Igbos to reason objectively and rationally. See for yourself :

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Politics / Re: MEND Replies Goodluck Jonathan by ANAKONDA: 11:46am On Aug 10, 2016
Progressive01:
To all those asking for evidence for this, I ask: what shred of evidence did you people advance to prove Buhari sponsored BH. Even when he was almost killed by them, you people said it was staged!

Today, the chicken has come twerking all the way back home to roost and you are crying foul.

There was even more evidence to prove Jo sponsored BH than Buhari- ask Azazi's corpse, ask Stephen Davies!

And if you wanna talk about who made the statement that "a fight against BH is a fight
against the north" which is all you people rely on, remember Jonathan called BH his "siblings" and he "couldn't send the army to wipe his family".

Furthermore, if you wanna talk about them
nominating him to negotiate with the govt then on their behalf, then you would also agree that people like Wole Soyinka, Aniko Briggs, and all others who ever negotiated with the Yar Adua government and those about to negotiate with the Buhari's government on behalf of the Niger Delta terrorists are also terrorist sponsors!


Why do you bother yourself with the sillyness of the childdren of hate from the accursed region ?
Once they don't like you, they will never see anything good in you while they easily rally behind criminals and undesirables especially from their tribe.
When it goes well for them, the need no evidence
but when the other way round, they question the source and ask for evidence.

I gave up on yeeboes intelligence the day they started refering to Ojukwu as their hero.
Someone who rallied an entire tribe into a suicidal mission, mishandled the project then abandoned them to their fate and escaped disguised as a lady to save his own neck. Not only that, to rob insult on the injury, he was carussing with prostitutes whilst the people he abandoned were dieing in their thousands.
What can one make of such people ?
To compound their problems, they generally suffer from superiority complex forgetting that he who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool to be ignored.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Acquires Land In 3 States For Farming. To Link The SW States With Train. by ANAKONDA: 10:51am On Aug 10, 2016
SharkTank:
Yorubas are naturally drawn toutish activities. And the give themselves titles like omo ale to make hooliganism look ceremonious


What has omo ale got to do with touting and hooliganism. Its becoming obvious that you Osu Igbos seem to send your brains on errand before you say anything. You are fond of talking about touting in the SW as if you forget your SE enclave is shielded from people of other regions.
Who does not know that no region in Nigeria is free of touting and hooliganism ?
The names you chose to call them is irrelevant but their modus operandi remains the same.
Or are you envious of those in the SW because they are always neat,:decent and candid ?

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Politics / Re: The Real Identity Of Arepo Militants And Why APC Govt Approved Bombing Of Them. by ANAKONDA: 7:33am On Aug 10, 2016
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The grade A slowpoke is so so pained.
Politics / Re: . by ANAKONDA: 6:42am On Aug 10, 2016
DemiGoddess:
Simpletons insulting their betters.

Never was there a man as brave as Ojukwu, brave enough to risk his life and inheritance and prolly there'll never be any like him again.
Going through this thread has made me angry enough to bend horse-shoes.angry

The OP is obviously a butter-brain, throwing accusations without facts.
Odumegwu Ojukwu is a god and do well to remember that.




Yes, a god to a herd of goats suitable for sacrifice. You are right.

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Politics / Re: The Real Identity Of Arepo Militants And Why APC Govt Approved Bombing Of Them. by ANAKONDA: 6:34am On Aug 10, 2016
A trash of someone's imagination written in standard six english. Not worth the paper upon which it is written. A product of a deranged mind and demented brain.

Am located in one of these communities. It has been a hub for large-scale bunkering championed and controlled mainly by Ijaw settlers and a few other ethnic groups including Yorubas. The Ijaws had access to sophisticated arms courtesy of militancy in ND.
After stoppage of bunkering, they resorted to robbery,:burglary, kidnapping, etc.
Most of them, including their arrowheads are known to the community. It was an attempt by some community landlords to prevent their nocturnal activities that led to the massacres and the ensuing bruhaha.

So whoever needs his/her head examined that contorts a propagandish rubbish of this nature should know go for checkup.
I will also have you know that we remain on ground to follow the ongoing military operation and if it has not favoured our interests, Yorubas, we would've cried out as we did before.

I like to correct a misconception that gained currency of late - these criminals are largely but not only Ijaws and they are NOT NDA members from ND.

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Politics / Re: Restructuring Will Spell Doom For Nigeria - Wakili by ANAKONDA: 12:14am On Aug 10, 2016
A senator who has grown up physically faster but mentally slower can only come from the north where both children and lambs suck milk from cows.
Shortcut to Certificate - degree - political and civil positions. How will they not spew trash.
Politics / Re: Lagos Acquires Land In 3 States For Farming. To Link The SW States With Train. by ANAKONDA: 12:03am On Aug 10, 2016
SharkTank:
See this one. Without us you guys are nothing. Go and take a good look at the other sw states that doesn't have the ibo presence that Lagos has and you'll see backwardness personified



Am aware that the population of yeeboes in Lagos is infinitestimal compared to your SE states and all we can see is abject backwardness.
Your exodus to Lagos was more of a curse than blessing because you constitute a bad influence - crime, haste, slums, ghettos, dirtiness, prostitution, etc

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Politics / Re: Lagos Acquires Land In 3 States For Farming. To Link The SW States With Train. by ANAKONDA: 7:30pm On Aug 09, 2016
comos:


Omo-Ibos will also enjoy the infrastructure with you people.

you know they have a very large population in the west grin grin grin


No prob. We are not like you.

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Politics / Re: Enugu Men Divorce Wives Raped By Fulani Herdsmen by ANAKONDA: 5:40pm On Aug 09, 2016
ConqueredWest:
Fake news written by Afonjas


I've heard it said that shame can turn someone who suffers from complex into a 1st class upper slowpoke. You just proved the maxim right.
So the herdsmen now determine which routes and farms your families can use on their own soil ?
They also take your women away for 'vigil' and release them when they've had their fill.
No matter what they do to hide it, those that are slaves and cowards in Nigeria certainly know themselves.
No wonder the Sun tabloid failed to carry the news.

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Never Travelled To The United States - PDP by ANAKONDA: 7:22am On Aug 09, 2016
As a matter of fact the arrival lounge purported to be Dulles could be MMA or any airport in Nigeria from the look of it. How can an arrival lounge in USA or Doha be full of only blacks ?

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Never Travelled To The United States - PDP by ANAKONDA: 7:16am On Aug 09, 2016
SamuelAnyawu:
Sincerely PDP should be called dullards on this issue cool



You are the 1st class upper mumu on this issue.

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Crime / Re: What Is Happening Right Now In Your Area?ikorodu/sagam NL Regarding 8/8 by ANAKONDA: 2:00pm On Aug 08, 2016
Do you expect people to break into your mind ?
And please what is Sagam ?
Romance / Re: Policeman & NSCDC Lover Die In Anambra by ANAKONDA: 1:35pm On Aug 08, 2016
tatucci:
But seriously, how this generator fume dey take kill person sef? Is it dat u will be dying and you will not notice it? It is really scary.



It deactives and weakens the body system by inhaling the fume. If awake, it makes one gets so drowsy one would feel its sleepiness not knowing its unto death.

In europe, people commit suicide by using rubber pipe to extend the exhaust of their car into the vehicle, wind up the windows, get in start the engine running. Whoever is in the vehicle can't survive five munites maximum.

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Politics / Re: 1,005 Kwara Pensioners Die Over Unpaid Salaries by ANAKONDA: 8:02am On Aug 08, 2016
ladyF:
Most of these politicians will die a very sorrowful death. angry

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again angry angry angry



Amen.
Politics / Re: Photos: 11 Nigerian Military Personnel Killed By Gunmen In Niger State by ANAKONDA: 7:11am On Aug 08, 2016
ireasontight:

the fools think we are as illiterate as their leader. so the cache of arms they recovered, are these bows and arrows, axe and matchetes. All I can say is ntooo to the Army .Una no see Fulani herdsmen to disarm, na to invade Innocent village. ntooooo.



Yes. What would gun runners do with bows, arrows and matchetes ?
Politics / Re: Photos: 11 Nigerian Military Personnel Killed By Gunmen In Niger State by ANAKONDA: 8:53pm On Aug 07, 2016
What are the statements attributed to questionable vested interests and who are those interests ?
If they were armed bandits, how can "vested interests" be bold to speak in their support ?
How can armed bandits brazenly open fire on soldiers in their own village except they take them for fulani herdsmen who attack communities in army camouflage ?
When authorities dish out statements, they should remember that there are readers who can read between the lines.
Something inside me rejects this story.

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Phones / Re: Is Globacom Aware :an Open Letter To Globacom Management by ANAKONDA: 7:18pm On Aug 07, 2016
possibilita:
My Glo sim is on my reading table till Glo get back their senses.


Gbam !

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Elders Rise From A Meeting, Declare Buhari Persona Non Grata by ANAKONDA: 4:01pm On Aug 07, 2016
Whao ! See the number of moronic and gullible wailers masturbating on a fake news from a silly blog that claim to be in France.
I have always known IPOB wailers to be gullible but never knew their case is this worse - they generally reason with their anus.
Gush !
Politics / Re: Military Officers Shot Dead In Niger State by ANAKONDA: 3:40pm On Aug 07, 2016
PMB, Yerima of Zamfara, Sanusi of Kano, Fulani herdsmen and many northern leaders are products of clandestine training in Sudan on Jihad.
Peace has been murdered in Nigeria and i doubt if the centre can hold any longer.

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