₦airaland Forum

yarimo:
So assuming EVANS the notorious kidnapper opposed buhari before he was captured, that means you will still claim it is cooking up spurious allegations against him. Please stop taking TRAMADOL before posting in a public forum. SARAKI is a human being he can choose to be criminal

You really believe that the Senate President is so broke that he'll equip armed men to rob several banks to get money for him. Lord have mercy!

NwaAmaikpe:



Mumu woman.
Why did she faint just because she was robbed?

What will she then do when an able-bodied man "rods" her?

Someone was robbed and this is all you have to say!

Just for mere likes from online idi.ots who don't even know you!

You need to learn how to draw the line. Tomorrow, you might just be robbed. Karma does exist.

Allow the dead to rest in peace, Nigerian bloggers will not agree!

Rest in peace pretty lady.

That guys comeback was savage!

Bobrisky needs to be told the truth.

madridguy:
Nonsense upon Nonsense

Fashola should go and sit down with his capitalist heartless mind.

Lol. Even you too!

MissTechy:
Hey guys!

So, I kickstarted a new series on my Channel which would show you how you can use your smartphone to create amazing stuff. This week's tutorial is all about how you can create the levitation effect using your smartphone.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDENP-f6jK0&t=32s

Let me know what you think and apologies for the audio

cc @lalasticlala

Thanks for the lesson.

Please make more of these tutorial videos. This shows that there are lots of amazing things we could do with our smart phones

She looks great for a woman who's almost 60 years

Wonder how pretty her daughters will be.

Ride on Mama the Mama!

StarUp:
Hope you guys are not trying to say Don Jazzy's mum doubles as Don Jazzy's dad's s*gar mummy?

These are someone's parents. You guys should know when to draw the line.

Money does not make you rich.

Are you kidding me bro?

And the rain didn't even fall up to an hour. Just breeze everywhere

Nne, there's no need forcing yourself into a family where you're not accepted.

If the family can't appreciate your numerous efforts while their son/brother was ill...then it will only take the grace of God for them to accept you in the future.

Besides, what if something happens to him tomorrow? They might just accuse you of being the source of his misfortune.

Sister'm you're a nice person. Don't kill yourself because of love.

Movic1:
Where are those Easterners who said the Oba of Benin does not leave his palace and can never visit Oni of Ife? Your attention is needed here. Oniorisa is Oba Awon Oba. Kill yourself if you're not satisfied with it.

The topic clearly says 'Oba of Benin visits Ooni of Ife'

Why are you dragging Easterners to this? How does this in any way affect Easterners?

What really is your problem?

“I was in the University of Zik in Akwa in Anambra State on Wednesday on the invitation of the university. There is no student in public universities that can speak English in an error-free manner like the head boy of my secondary, who just finished addressing us now.

“When the head boy of AUN Academy, Abdullahi Sani, started speaking, I was thinking it is one of the lecturers in AUN, but only for him to introduce himself as the head boy of AUN Academy,” he stated

In as much as I am not in support of Atiku for President, there is no mention of the word 'brainless' in his statement. Buhari's campaign team needs to sit up. Even if Nigerian youths are lazy, we aren't fools.

This is wrong on all levels.

CeeCee didn't even mention any particular name.
Imagine what the family of this young man will be going through, seeing their dead son/brother's picture being littered all over social media.

Seun kindly call your moderators to order. Let the dead rest in peace.

Eeghe:
SMH @ Nina
Wawuuuuuuuu

My sister, no be small wawuuuuuuu

That's how Nina will use her hand and kill her fan base.

Everyone is mending fences and it's now she wants to start having drama

This camera man is MAAAAD!

Rico is just the Bally of this season.

He's never up for eviction, but once he's remembered, he goes home .

Goodbye bro. You'll be missed

safarigirl:
He's good to go then, he has won more than his entertainment value deserved

Kindly give us updates. No light at home. Thanks alot

What's with Bambam's accent abeg? Today she's American, tomorrow she's Nigerian and the next day she's British!

You're not the only person nominated for eviction. Shut up and stop crying.

How can they be showing an advert in the middle of the game!

donogaga:
Pathetic.

With families to cater for, bills to pay and other miscellaneous expenses, a man cannot survive by this damn salary structure.

There's nothing pathetic about their pay. 50% of Nigerian graduates do not earn as much as the figures above there. Mind you, if you join the Police as a graduate, you're conferred with the rank of an ASP.

Kindly tell me how many graduates earn up to 100k as their starting salary? Many don't even earn up to N43k which is what a Police Constable with just First School Leaving certificate earns!

Willexmania:
God Forbid Oh... Snakes Dont Come Even 2000 Metres Close To My House. Do You Know Why? I Have A Special Plant That I Planted In My House. It's A Snake Repellant. Snakes Hate The Scent Of The Plant.

Please what's the name of that plant

#Copied#


*"HOW TO BE A SUCCESSFUL NIGERIAN YOUNG LAWYER"*

Life is challenging. There is a reason your poor family decided to pool resources to send you to Law School. They didn’t send you there to take the long route- serving some stingy senior lawyer or law firm for 5-10 years before you can afford to make it on your own. I will treat the issue of stingy senior lawyers another day.

When people ask me how it feels like to be a lawyer, I often save them from the disappointment that the truth is sure to give them; I shrug, smile and add to whatever mystery already exists in their head.

But you my faithful reader- especially you the new lawyer or law student- I will tell the truth. I want you to at least, like your banker colleagues, be able to afford to pay your own rent and buy a clean second hand car in the first to second year of your call to the Nigerian Bar.

Register your private law firm as soon as you finish and print your letter head and complimentary cards. Your cards especially should have your full and imposing title: Barrister and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of Nigeria. I mean a lawyer knows that’s all hot air but to a non-lawyer it makes you seem like you learnt under Saint Paul himself and have your office right in the Supreme Court. Hustling must start immediately whether you work in a law firm or not.

Learn how to eavesdrop on people’s conversation for any possible legal services they may need. Somebody’s wife was slapped. Apologise for butting in, then quickly inform them that under our legal system, that is a crime called assault. You are a lawyer and you can help them. By help you mean take their money. If they look at you funny, whip out your card. They will see that full title which is a killer. Suddenly you will appear more intelligent, more important.

When you walk into a big store, don’t just buy stuff and leave. If you can see the manager, ask if they have registered their business with the Corporate Affairs Commission.Company registration is a no-brainer. Yes serious lawyers snub it and all but what do you care? Offer to register their business for less than what your colleagues charge. The whole idea is turn over. If you have many companies to register at the same time, it won’t matter that you are charging less (and spoiling business for other hustling lawyers).

Do as many as probono cases you could, because probono cases do pay later.

You must never ignore police stations. There is always money to be made there. Anyone who calls you a charge and bail lawyer, God will judge them harshly. Take keen interest in the affairs of your neighbors. There is always someone dragging someone to the police station or someone being arrested for something. Don’t wait until you are called. Go there and offer your services. Trouble is your business.

The art of securing bail is one that only the streetwise can handle. No one will teach you that in school. They teach you crap like ‘bail is free’ and ‘no one must be held for more than 24 hours without charge’. Bah! The Police in Nigeria don’t care what you’ve been taught, in fact, the more legal you get, the more complicated things get for your prospective client. And trust me there is nothing worse than messing up a neighbor’s case. You don’t want to be sneaking into your own neighborhood at odd hours. I have only, in my four years of legal practice, secured one free bail. And that was only because the DPO was on the Investigating Police Officer’s (IPO) case for something else. I cashed in on his confusion and by the time he realized I was not going to give him any money, my client had been released and bond papers signed. He however took me to the side and gave me a good talking to: ‘na you make your client no give us anything abi? Ok! Ok! Ok!’

Moral of the story? 1. Common sense is more useful than law inside a Police Station. 2. You have no friends inside a Police Station. 3. Bail is hardly ever free.You must learn how to negotiate with the Investigating Police Officer (IPO), firmly, respectfully and pragmatically. Learn this and you will become a hot cake in your community, making so much money that you won’t care if anyone calls you charge and bail.

To avoid the stereotypical look of the struggling Nigerian Lawyer- shirts that were once white, shoe soles eaten to a 45 degree angle, a heavy tattered bag containing everything from your wig and gown to dozens of company registration forms and affidavit forms- you need to also be an estate agent. You must befriend as many landlords as you can so that you will have signboards reading ‘TO LET’ on as many empty houses as possible.

Look for people trying to sell houses or land and help them aggressively market it. You never know which 10% commission will take you permanently out of poverty. When you have sold that expensive house and ride home in a Range Rover Sport (with NBA stickers in front and behind) no one will bother if you ever go to court or not. Your neighbours will hail you as you drive past: ‘Barristaa!’

It is no surprise that struggling lawyers are the most hated in their families. The reason is simple. After supporting you morally and otherwise to become a lawyer, the least they expect from you is to make reasonable contributions at family events and send money into their accounts when they call you.

God forbid that you become a struggling Nigerian lawyer. Follow my advice and your family and neighbours will think you are the best thing since point-and-kill. As always, God bless your hustle."



This is so funny, I just had to share.���

niggi4life:
CDQ GO SOON SHOUT WOOS WOOS WOBI!!!!!!!!!


BUT WHERE DO GUYS FIND GIRLS THAT SPEND ON THEM IN THIS NIGERIA? THIS SAME NIGERIA WEY WE DEY? SAME NAIJA GIRLS WEY I KNOW?

Lmao! Same question I ask myself everyday! Where in Nigeria do guys meet these girls. Ordinary Mtn 100 I never see from any girl!

eksbabe:
Bam to Teddy-i want to do so many bad things to you tonight

Thought I was the only one that heard it

My own is that I'm still wondering how she was able to retain her accent after everything!

She's really beautiful

anyebedgreat:
It happens every 50 years. When igbos are about to be relevant in Nigeria, they will start doing something stupid that will take them backwards again. Me thinks they should go back to isreal and offer the necessary sacrifices to chukwu abiala abiala. Maybe then they will get an answer to why they were banished from isreal in the first place and then erase whatever curse is upon them.

Lol. I'm Igbo and I actually find this funny!

This is quite serious.

I had a similar experience two days ago at their Port Harcourt branch around CFC junction. Mine was even paid to me over-the-counter.

Zenith Bank should really sit up.

LaDivva:
Looks nice and portable, I think I'll just dump this Note3 for it. Almost same price I bought the Note3.

You can dump it in my dustbin. I wouldn't mind

musicwriter:
Be careful when reading this type of material about Africa. This article could've been written and published this morning to put down black people. It would then be fed you through indoctrination a.k.a education

If you want to talk about savagery, nobody can surpass Caucasians in savagery. Cannibalism began in the Caucasus mountain-European Neanderthals ate themselves. The crusaders ate babies along their way in their religious conquest as they were no food.

The word Vandalism and Baberism were derived from European tribes. Vandals are of German origin while Barbaras are of Hungarian origin. They were called these names because of their unending appetite for destruction of lives and property

Killing of twins began in Europe. Basically, every evil began in the Caucasus mountains. Remember these Europeans invented slavery, they were the crusaders, they invented colonialism, racism, apartheid, nuclear bomb. Of course, their own evil is supposed to be good news to you.

NB: I don't want to talk about efficacy of African juju. You as an African should go and do your research and publish it before I comment on it. I want to see your own research disproving juju. Aren't you people even ashamed a white man have a paper on it, and it's based on his findings you disprove juju? How stupid can we get in Africa?

Perfectly said!!