₦airaland Forum

daretodiffer:
This is the point where I get mad at Linda. This babe is too childish. She needs to shut it!

How is she childish please?

francisbiz:
If the killing was done by Ijaw or Itshekiri men, Abraka and Urhobo youth would have by now,razed and destroyed at least two Ijaw or Itshekiri villages by fire by thunder.
My useless NIGER DELTA COWARDS.
Southern Nigeria only knows how to kill their own brothers.
Yorubas, Igbos, Ijaws, Clabaris, Efiks, Ibibios, Urhobos, Tivis, Idomas, Itshekiris, Binis etc are busy killing themselves in cult wars in the name of buccannear, aye, vikings, maphite, eiye, bukina-faso, mafia, jurist,warlord, kkk, black-brazier, white-engel, APC, PDP, APGA, while hausa and fulani are doing us jihad. USELESS SOUTHERN NIGERIA.

True talk bro

Kenai:
Wah wah waaaah!

"South East lost by not supporting Buhari"

"South East put their eggs in one basket"

"South East miscalculated by not supporting Buhari"

"South East is blinded by tribalism"

"South East was politically naive and lacked sophistication for not supporting change"

"South East will be on the wrong side of history for not supporting Buhari"

"South East miscalculated seriously by not supporting Buhari"

...

Well, with the events playing out, it sure looks to me like the South-East were the WISER ones for refusing to be deceived by the FAKE change and propaganda.

When history comes to judge you and you think of the role you played in electing a 73 year-old illiterate tribal supremacist and coup-plotting ex-dictator to rule your country of over 170 million people in the 21st century, would you be proud of yourself?

From "Buhari is a reformed democrat", the new narrative being pushed by his lapdogs today is "democracy is an obstacle to the war on corruption". "Let us withdraw the constitution to help Buhari fight corruption".

Your parents queued up for long hours in 1984 for milk, rice and beans; you'd have to be a gullible dimwit to think Buhari gives a damn about you queueing up for long hours in 2016 for fuel.

A people with no knowledge of their history will never be gifted with the skills of retrospective analysis, and are bound to keep repeating their mistakes. This is exactly why it was easy to pick up an expired ethnic bigot and despotic illiterate from the dustbin of history, and dust him up into a "reformed democrat" in the eyes of the gullible, ignorant populace.

Best comment of the year! I wish I could give you a thousand likes.

safarigirl:
another thread painting the men as aggressive predators and the women innocent victims

That babe wey dey lick d'banj sweat, wetin she dey find? Tomorrow, they will be blaming men. People have the right to be with whoever they please, just as some people never want to marry virgins, there are those who do. Sex is mutual consent please

Don't I just love this girl! You always make very intelligent contributions. Happy Sunday to you ma'am.

Kachisbarbie:
She definitely can't feed the whole community na. She has never paraded herself as someone who has such money, except she seeks help from various bodies/NGOs.
There hasn't been any specific office assigned to her, at least that's what they claim @ highlighted.

Actually, she can feed the whole community. Person wey dey wear Cartier Baignoire Folle 18 carat white gold watch.

That watch alone can feed my entire state. Lol.

It's sad that her husband has still not addressed the killings though.

Kachisbarbie:
Can any human please Nigerians? I want to believe she gave this in her own capacity, not as the "2nd Lady" .
If she had gone there with a truck load of Dangote's rice, people would still say she embezzled money. Everyone here should go donate a bag of rice, it would definitely get to the number y'all would like to see.

Not really. What people are saying is that 8bags of rice for an entire community is just too little. Especially when it's from the First Lady herself...Had it been it were to be an LG chairman's wife, no fuss would have been made over it.

Also considering the fact that her husband has been mute on the Agatu killings, this just seems to add salt to injury.

So someone cannot drink yoghurt in peace in this country anymore.

There's always one fool with his cheap camera phone ready to take your picture, tag it whatever he feels and splash your face all over the Internet, just for cheap popularity.

Today is this innocent guy's turn. Tomorrow might just be any of us. God save us all.

@OP, u really need to get a life.

That's a puff adder. You are very, very lucky cuz just a bite from that dude would have ended your life in minutes!

Actually ranked amongst the deadliest snakes in the world and very common in Africa.

Make sure you give a very big testimony in church tomorrow.

Nd to think I was just around that place few minutes earlier!

May God continually save his people from these blood suckers.

RIP to the deceased.

I really thought this school had calmed down by now. Things were also as bad as this in 2009/2010.
Kachisbarbie and Urchbarbie, come and see ur Almamater

Odiegwu!

Kachisbarbie:
I wonder what OS your brain runs on, but whatever it is must be very very low.
What's the lol factor here? When I tell you to stick to Romance section, it would seem like an insult_ it's even an insult to that section. You shouldn't be anywhere at all...

Later you will say you are a graduate, working in a firm. With that your head like komkom milk, dull boy!

Damn!!!

urchbarbie:
anaskie luv. this kind email sha. them like them them

Lol. Abi oo. Just give it a try sha

Cc: urchbarbie

searchiing4love:
WE ARE READY TO MAKE PEACE WITH THE HAUSA-FULANIS SO WE WONT BECOME A LAUGHING STOCK OF THE IGBOS IN LAGOS. OUR ALLIANCE WITH THE NORTH REMAINS UNSHAKEN EVEN THO WE FUSS AND FIGHT. THE NORTH LEADS, WE FOLLOW. PROUDLY YORUBA

Are you for real? Good Lord!

Balkan:
May you all disobey the law of gravity! A Chefoo XYZ to the power infinito vomiting, made in Ilya Imobraska nawa baptised Cashew. Chefoo the long knife, dat iz to say my down below is as sharp as that of David in The book of bookoses who will video your okpeke and your case will be like that of Dele Giwa.

I was delivered by my Father in Imobraska and before Metusela and he sankored to me, Abc I shall bless mantua you down below. Supremos comradium, here I am a today, still hipa carried with anointing from my father chefoo the iroko.

Let me blessmentua all entities in this Ilya of NL. B y those powerless confirmed on me, by the chefooses awida, do hereby and hereby do, declare and decree,as follows : that May your down bellow be longer that of my down bellow. May your case be not like Dasuki. Dat iz to say you shall imbibe cowrieses and become Hussein bolt or kpakpa Ben Johnson.

May your case be like that of Solomon in the book of bookoses

May you never climb Iroko tree upside down. And so
shall it be.

May you all see caution and apply danger.

Very soon, my carried entities, I shall be pregnant and would like to deliver in this forum who shall be a chefoo on this NL. But who to give me bele, dat I do not know. For few are called but many are chosen.

He who have eyes, let him here.
De gods are wise.

You can now obey the law of gravity

I have vomited.

Nwa Absu

babydioku:
Sweetheart there's nothing wrong with exposing evil. Don't let pride and ego take hold of you. The people killed are humans like you. Don't sweep things like this under the carpet. Shine light on darkness and it will run away. Ipob or not don't encourage evil.

Well said, nwanyioma

Atlantian:
Well cooked stories with potholes in the story patched to avoid questioning. Sentences like ' how they left the door unlocked is what you dont know'; Who asked you about if the door was locked or unlocked and why did you care to explain without being asked.

That being said, I want to advice this generation of humans of earth that marriage is anti-nature, unnatural and alien to sexual functionalities of earth humans. Loneliness was the reason Eve was created according to Biblical folktales, but now that social media, cable TV and financial problems have taken away loneliness and thoughts of boredom, why do we still get married ? You can raise kids without mariage, so do not be surprise if a wife or husband cheats. Cheating is the norm, monogamy is not natural to all animals including humans.

Na wa o

From the story, the men bought the fuel in jerrycans and somehow, it exploded in their vehicle.

We are all guilty of buying fuel in jerrycans, mostly for generator use. So if this story is true, this can actually happen to anybody.

May their souls rest in perfect peace.

PWC, please be good to me...

AgreatMan:
just finished with one hour to spare. but this numerical tho. Well, I am sure a lot of peeps will f'up. So, it won't be a matter of who had the highest scores, but rather a matter of who had the least f'ups n daz wia percentile comes to play. Test is over now, everyone can relax.

The Numerical test was really something else. It was even a lot harder than all the practice materials we downloaded. At this point, it's just to pray really hard.

yorex2011:
Though I didn't apply for pwc, it isn't so hard to score at least 90% in verbal and 100% in quantitative, one just needs to learn some time-saving techniques, I've done similar stuff in the past and i can say that the time limit is just ok..
The verbal is actually easier than the quant if one knows what he's doing, cos they usually give a few "dash" questions that can be answered in an instance and this wud help you save time for other questions, sometimes its not all about practicing and practicing, one has to develop time saving techniques. Develop a thought process, learn to read fast and carefully, also perform basic checks and arithmetic in your head. Cos sometimes calculators actually slows one down...

Good luck to everyone and if anyone needs anyhelp I'd be glad to offer if within my boundaries

It's not as easy as your painting it bro. Bear in mind that some people who applied for this job studied Mass Communication, Law, Political Science etc in the Uni...and haven't had any business with calculations for many, many years. I think it's a lot easier for the science graduates.

I'm yet to take the Numerical test. Is there any quicker way of solving these questions...cuz the time frame is really limited.

Dahveydson:
It's not that there are no jobs, the problem is the jobs aren't enough.

Anytime I hear people say Nigerian Graduates are unemployable, I laugh at their level of intelligence that give them the basis to generalise.

These HR people schooled in Nigeria, searched for jobs, get one or two years experience and all of a sudden they say - Nigerian Graduates are unemployable - insulting the same system they came through.

Modified

The Hilarious part of this kind of thread is that people who are fully employed will be preaching entrepreneurship like one can start a business with sand.

Perfectly said. Wish I could give you a thousand likes

urchbarbie:
nnam....i don come o

I think u'll make an excellent Corporate law lecturer. Why not give it a try.

Urchbarbie come and see ooo

Meringe:
The cat with nine lives.


The game changer


The Slainer of the Uba political calculation.


The first messaih of Anambra infrastructural development.


The small shit that spoils the anus.



Onwa ga eti ozo!!!

Na wa o. Even if he's God!

Akerry:
khahahahahhahaha..... longest time bro

Happy new year boss! How have you been?

I've watched the video like 3 times now and still can't find any couple having sex there.


The person who recorded this video should be flogged for not having a steady hand. Even my grandmother would do a better job

gurnam:
Hope the guy in the second picture picking up a lady's handbag through the window is not stealing from the dead
IPOB tout.

Are you for real? Someone just died and your talking about IPOB? There's time for everything.

So sorry this is coming late.

Happy, happy birthday my dearest CoColav.

Wishing you a very, very long, happy and prosperous life.

No idea.