₦airaland Forum

CoCoLav:
Mi loff, we are fine. You guys need to teach me how to remedy my bbm situation coz I don't understand o

How are you?

CoCoLav:
I remember this guy, he shocked me the day I met him. He is really intelligent and well read. Amazing how he recognizes me just by my mere presence.

Sijo01:

Welcome to Nigeria. The land of possibilities. Saraki has done booohari's bidding by confirming all his ministers. Time to reward him for a job well done.

adedee14:
Pls when applying i wasn't able to upload my Bsc certificate... hope that will not affect in later proceedings

new2020:
A yoruba friend ask me: under what conditions would you support One Nigeria and let go of the Biafra struggle.

Here was my response:

1. Close down Lagos ports and Open up PH, Calabar, Onitsha and Warri.
2. Cancel all direct and major connecting flights to Lagos and Abuja airports...only local or minimal connecting flights will be allowed. While this is being done, open up Enugu, Owerri, Asaba, Uyo and PH to international flights...direct and major connecting flights.
3. Ask all international and diplomatic missions to move their embassies and consulates from Lagos and Abuja to Enugu, PH and Calabar.
4. All federal governments agencies in Lagos and Abuja shall be relocated to Enugu, PH and Calabar. CBN, NNPC,e.t.c shall and must relocate to PH, Calabar and Enugu.
5. All multinational companies in Lagos and Abuja, shall and must relocate their offices to PH, Calabar and Enugu.
6. If these conditions can be fulfilled and implemented, we can try one Nigeria and let's see if you Hausas and Yorubas will like it for a month. Meaning, Yorubas and Hausas needing to get visas shall travel to PH, Calabar or Enugu to do that. Same with flying or connecting flights, same with shipping and importing their goods, e.t.c.

The yoruba friend replied: you can't be serious, this is wickedness. I said really? Don't you think Biafrans have been suffering and enduring this very same wickedness for over 50 yrs? He was quiet for a few seconds and said: wow, you are right but it never occurred to me. I said, that's the problem with One Nigeria, those who are benefiting love it and would love to maintain the status quo.

freshcvvs:
Yet you still sleep in this same hot stuffy hall?
Too hot and stuffy to learn vital info from but conducive to sleep in?

Excuses even if AC dey, una go come up with another excuse.. No wahala, u can come join us in the labor market or join in punting. There is room for you here to sleep for years.

MAAF:
Tomorrow they will say they don't have job. That is the difference between us and developed countries, they believe in skills and not certificate, but we believe more in certificate than skills.

walcossconsult:
Still VACANT

danjumakolo:
All I see honesty,humblness,humour,accountability and intergrity

lofty900:
Lion of ubima, lion of Niger delta, nemesis to the judas of otuoke, Albatross to the Jonathan second term bid, general of the common sense revolution, on behalf of all nairalanders, I pledge our total support

queenfav:
With the kind of comments people are making,I am very convinced that many are indeed mad,yet few are roaming the streets!who here would advice his sister or his girlfriend to do that just to get a job?Its wrong how many who are meant to be mature persons actually reason on nairaland.Well,I didn't post this for commendation or whatever trash many are spewing here.I just needed to vent and get it off my chest.I must say,I pity our generation with the kind of comments am reading here.

owobokiri:
Buhari is repeating almost every atrocity commited by obasanjo and we have a Lagos mercenery press deep in corruption defending him and excusing his blunders all the way. . Few days after taking power, just as was the case with Obasanjo, he was busy trying to obliterate a community in the name of fighting pirates! It was the same thing obasanjo did with Odi and Zaki biam in the guise of arresting those who killed some police men and soldiers. . Buhari has started a skewed and flawed 'war against corruption', the same way obasanjo used one overzealous Ribadu to harass his political enemies. . We have read of buharis intention to keep the petroleum ministry to himself. It was the same thing Obasanjo did, becoming the defacto petroleum minister for over 7 years while the press contineud to excuse his unconstitutional behaviour as a necessary path to oil sector reforms, . Buhari doesn't listen to anybody but himself. The man sees corruption in everybody else but himself . . In the end, what we got were endless stories fof corruption, malfeasance and total mismanagement. Now this. .

How can this man go almost half a year without a cabinet and the press is mute? Some of the excuses being adduced for this unconstitutional attempt to run the country like an emperroh are simply laughable.. What do these funny characters mean when they say he is looking for good men?? This country is brimming with good men! It is only a tone-deaf buhari that knows what he is doing with Nigerias finances with the help of some perm secs populated in the main by folks from his neck of the woods. In all these, the Lagos-Ibadan axiz of the Nigeria press should be held responsible for misinforming the public while propping up despots as democrats. . They did it with Abacha, advertising a perennial coupist as a defender of democracy, only to turn around and declare a civil war against him when things went awrry. They primed obasanjo as the ultimtate messiah, we know how that one ended. Now this. . , they are projecting a blundering tribal/sectional administrative bimbo as the new perfet messhiah. It is all part of a larger game plan to plunder other peoples resources for parochial gains. .