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Christianity EtcRe: The Lord's Supper And The 144,000 Anointed Jehovah Witnesses by andycom(m): 2:03pm On Jul 07, 2019
alBHAGDADI:
The 144,000 are people who did not defile themselves with women. But those fakers in your JW organization all have wives and children. Even your GB have defiled themselves with women. So your talk of the 144,000 being JW is a lie.

Revelation 14 (KJV)
14 And I looked, and, lo, a Lamb stood on the mount Sion, and with him an hundred forty and four thousand, having his Father's name written in their foreheads.
2 And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps:
3 And they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth.
4 These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb.
so what you're implying is that the 144,000 never had sex? Chineke nnam this is the greatest ignorance of 21st century.
Christianity EtcRe: The Lord's Supper And The 144,000 Anointed Jehovah Witnesses by andycom(m): 1:47pm On Jul 07, 2019
OLAADEGBU:
"This 'little flock' of 144,000 Kingdom heirs, then, are those ones from among mankind who are 'born again.'"2

The Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate the communion supper only once a year.3 In their annual communion service, the congregations gather in their various kingdom halls. This is done on the 14th of Nissan, the Passover date on the Jewish calendar, which usually falls in March or April of each year in the Gregorian calendar. During the service, the cup is passed from Jehovah's Witness to Jehovah's Witness. None of them partake-- except the very few who are of the 144,000.

In John 6:53-54, Jesus said, 'Truly, truly, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink His blood, you have no life in yourselves. 54 'He who eats My flesh and drinks My blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up on the last day." (NASB).

I am not here going to discuss the nature of the communion and compare Catholic and Protestant views of the elements; rather, the issue is that Jesus said to the Jews that they must take of the communion, which He later instituted in Matt. 26:26-28; and that if they did not partake, then they had no life in them, 6:53.

According to the Watchtower, the "life" spoken of in 6:53 is everlasting life.

"On that occasion Jesus was not speaking to those circumcised Israelites about "everlasting life" as human creatures on a Paradise earth under his millennial kingdom. Rather, he was speaking about the very same opportunity that he was setting before the apostle Peter and his fellow apostles by means of the "sayings of everlasting life." It was the opportunity to gain inherent life with the Christ in the heavens, "life in yourselves." (John 6:53) By reigning with him in heaven they could pass on to mankind the life-giving benefits of his sacrifice. 4

According to Jehovah's Witness theology, some Witnesses will be raised to "immortal life" and others to "everlasting life." Immortal life is only for the 144,000 that go to be with the Lord in heaven. They do not have resurrected bodies but have "spirit bodies." Everlasting life is for those on Paradise earth and consists of a resurrected body that must be maintained through eating, sleeping, etc.

As we see in the quote above, according to the Watchtower, the life that Jesus was speaking of was "everlasting life"; that is, life in heaven for the 144,000. Therefore, the Witnesses teach that the communion supper is instituted only for the 144,000 Jews and not for all Witnesses.

Since Jesus bought the church with His blood (Acts 20:28) and His blood is the blood of the covenant for the church (1 Cor. 11:25), then communion is supposed to be for all Christians and not just 144,000 elite Jehovah's Witnesses.

To be continued...
you need to take a chill pill and stop spreading false lies about Jehovah's witnesses. common sense is very far away from you.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Man Buys His Wife A Brand New Benz 4matic For Being Loyal (photos) by andycom(m): 4:44pm On Jun 30, 2019
cococandy:
We wey dey para still dey get Benz nko?
Oga speak for yourself.
Not every man likes your specific type of wife.

Some like them rebellious. That’s when their own mumu button gets turned on.
some like them rebellious?? common sense is still far from this one and this is 2019 oo Chai
PoliticsRe: Senator Kalu To Igbos: Don't Expect Anything From APC-Led Federal Government by andycom(m): 9:52am On Jun 23, 2019
Ekpeitit:
Finally we have an intelligent Igbo man.
Yes,politics is a game of loyalty and reward,you support, you win ,you get something.
You don't support, you lose,you get nothing.
Only an Igbo man will expect to get Senate Presidency from a party they didn't vote for,a party they don't even like.
Funny how the Igbos think they are very smart but they are actually the most stupid tribe in Nigeria.
In 2023 they will do the same thing, vote for the wrong party again but expect to get all the juicy appointments after losing the election.
MUMU PEOPLE.
just look at a human being thinking in 2019, how can this country move forward when all you people want is tribalism and bigotry? how can you vote in a man that is ruining the country just because you want personal gains over your country's development? how did you think 1st world countries became what they are today by voting in tribalistic rulers? we have a long way to go and from the look of things we will never get it right.
PoliticsRe: Governor Ihedioha Fires Council Bosses, Dissolves Boards by andycom(m): 1:23pm On Jun 19, 2019
yinkus6750:
Why should a governor sack a duly elected local government council executives?
Just cos they belong to a different party?
who duly elected them? was there an election for that? why did you people and rochas conducted a shabby election towards the end of his tenure, while there was none for 7 ½ years he was governor?
common sense is very far away from you.
AutosRe: Sharp Naija Used Suzuki Mini Bus 2005 Model With Normal Hand From Abroad by andycom(m): 11:59pm On Jun 15, 2019
ariwoko205:
were u there wen it was brought in ma
Oga do you want to argue with her, when she asked just told you the truth and nothing but the truth? you for kukuma change the wiper blades since you want to lie. car dealers and lies
FamilyRe: My Wife's Sister Is About To Crash My Marriage, Please Help by andycom(m): 11:49pm On Jun 15, 2019
Safitu:
See as you’ve described her breast, you have already analysed, drooled and daydreamed about your in-laws boobs, it’s better left for you to fulfil that fantasy since you do not have the leverage to control your stupid urge. I’m sure if anyone stays in your house, they’ll be able to see you’re clearly exaggerating, because I’m pretty sure your wife would’ve cautioned her. How can her sister be dressing like a stripper, and she’s staying mute? You are seeing things, your lust is making your brain hallucinate. You can’t tell your wife what is going on because you are secretly loving the “show”, and you are waiting for the right chance to devour. You are deceiving yourself, silly man.
just like that you've judged the man, 2019 is still far from you
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Comes For Ladies Who Are Not Same Way They Look On Instagram by andycom(m): 11:23pm On Jun 13, 2019
softwerk:
angry
Has you arse stopped leaking?!
you do the same job with him right? so you should know better
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels, Ned Nwoko Step Out Hand-In-Hand As They Fly Private Jet To Abuja by andycom(m): 12:48pm On Jun 01, 2019
Onyi22:
Poor frustrated broke ass nigga sported, I was disappointed at what I saw at ur dp, go make money man
and your dp shows you have money abi? hahahahahahahahahaha, frustration is written all over bitch.
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels, Ned Nwoko Step Out Hand-In-Hand As They Fly Private Jet To Abuja by andycom(m): 10:08pm On May 31, 2019
Onyi22:
She made d right choice, it's better to end up with an old billonia than a young, poor, frustrated nigga all in d name of love n future.......
Who love EPP? Money rule the world...
Igbo amaka
poverty mentality 100%
RomanceRe: Guys, What Would You Like Your Lady To Stop Doing? by andycom(m): 11:14pm On May 21, 2019
Preshy561:
What you want a Nigerian lady to stop when you don't feed her, father her or guide her. Really, you small minded Nairalnad imps won't stop lifting up your wanton baggages of perplexity towards the ladies.

And these commenters can hardly boast of 3 square meal a day. Hungry And very local urchins.
so says a lady whose father is poor and broke at 60 years old
CelebritiesRe: MI Abaga Reacts To Claims Of Lagos Man Who Has Slept With 5,000 Women by andycom(m): 12:22am On May 06, 2019
fuckerstard:
Twitter lies.
it's not a lie bro, I know of a guy/man in owerri who must have reached that number too. I am not exaggerating.
CelebritiesRe: Speed Darlington Calls Obasanjo An International Thief by andycom(m): 12:06pm On May 05, 2019
Iruobean:
We need to teach this guy sense. Let's go and report that his comment. If we get like 10k report they will suspend his Instagram account.
and what will you gain? he will open another one and another one after that, but still it doesn't change the fact that obasanjo na thief.
CelebritiesRe: Seun Manuel's Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh by andycom(m): 10:24pm On May 04, 2019
IamD18:
And she was then gushing over him and even screaming "Harder! Harder! Arh! Arh! Ewuooo! Ewuooo!!" to Chruchill's diiick then. Churchill told me personally.



I don't know this man, Seun Manuel. But after reading the highlighted, I had no choice but to agree that he's wise and sane.

I just wish Churchill will marry another woman, so that Tonto will, out of frustration, will go into depression and sadness forever.

You see women with tattoos! Women that smokes! Don't ever wife them.
and what do you have to say about the ex-husband? the next wife will be the 3rd and y'all think there's no problem with him.
RomanceRe: Khaliah, American Lady In Search Of Nigerian Man Who Is The Father Of Her Son by andycom(m): 8:58pm On May 01, 2019
daddytime:
One night stand...or one for the road don hook una for throat....

Be careful Khalilah how you look for your supposed baby Dada because you just might be getting more thqn you bargained for...

You'd end up getting inundated with 1001 guys who look exactly like your baby's dada looks and will even go a notch further to pull off all of his mannerisms to the "T" just because you are a cute babe and an American...

Our guys dey find who dem go wreck him life o or use take find their way from this pit...

Be wise...

I fit adopt you and the boy sha..lol

Aunty Linda dey help another woman look for the father of him baby.. she don see her pikin papa?

Which kind wahala come this one now..
you think she's daft? she'll conduct a DNA test on any guy that comes showing up until she gets to the rightful father.
CrimeRe: Female YABATECH IT Student Caught Stealing 500k By CCTV & Her Boss (Photos) by andycom(m): 10:18am On Apr 25, 2019
Breakingfamous:
Watch the video HERE
where is the video kwanu? if you want traffic go and get sense
PoliticsRe: Kogi Election: Omede Idris Declares For Governorship Race by andycom(m): 8:30am On Apr 25, 2019
Wantedmiller:
That is exactly why APC want to change him to bring a better candidate
IGA must it be APC? you guys don't learn and will never learn. must it be APC or PDP? sometimes when I see this kind of reasoning I regret coming back to Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Kogi Election: Omede Idris Declares For Governorship Race by andycom(m): 7:00am On Apr 25, 2019
Wantedmiller:
something tells me......
People that answer Idris can't perform...........
Especially when he is coming from People deceiving people.
so you're saying that yeye bello should continue being stupid there abi? SMH
FamilyRe: Father Refused To Attend My Wedding by andycom(m): 9:27pm On Apr 22, 2019
lonelydora:
Orphans also have people who stand in as their fathers during marriage. If it was not important, no one would bother looking for someone to stand. Learn some traditions, bro
its no longer blessings but traditions, I laugh at your ignorance. you're so low behind
AutosRe: sold Clean Used Lexus Rx330 For Sale Port Harcourt 1.5m by andycom(m): 9:41am On Apr 22, 2019
if you want us to believe that you're honest, show us the plate number
FamilyRe: Father Refused To Attend My Wedding by andycom(m): 9:31am On Apr 22, 2019
lonelydora:
No matter what happens, make sure you receive your father's blessing
this is the problem with you guys, Bleep fathers blessing. what about orphans, who blesses them?
All you need in this life is God's blessings that's all.
FamilyRe: My Wife Told Me The Only Reason She's Still With Me Is Because Of Our 2 Kids by andycom(m): 9:43am On Apr 18, 2019
teresafaith:
I don't have to know his wife to know she never meant it.

Most of us say a lot of things we didn't mean out of frustration
you don't have to know her to know she never meant it? as seer wey you be na abi? some Nigerian girls cannot stop amusing their gods.
FamilyRe: My Wife Told Me The Only Reason She's Still With Me Is Because Of Our 2 Kids by andycom(m): 9:40am On Apr 18, 2019
teresafaith:
She was just saying it out of frustration/anger, not like she meant it
a Jezebel spotted
PoliticsRe: Kelechi (Kaycee) Madu Wins Election In Canada (Photos) by andycom(m): 6:04pm On Apr 17, 2019
Baawaa:
Congratulations to a true Nigerian
don't let thunder rearrange your already scattered life, stick to what you know best. he is an IPOB. hypocrites in human form that's what you are
AutosRe: 1999 Toyota Camry (firstbody) @750k by andycom(m): 8:35am On Apr 15, 2019
can it go for 500k cash
AutosRe: *SOLD**SOLD**Toyota Camry Pencil Light by andycom(m): 8:30am On Apr 15, 2019
can it go for 450k
AutosRe: Jos: Reg. 2004 Honda Accord by andycom(m): 3:42pm On Apr 14, 2019
can it go for 500k
CrimeRe: "A Lady Said I Was Sexually Harassing Her Because I Wore Short" - Uber Driver by andycom(m): 6:26pm On Apr 11, 2019
LuciferMoral:
That's how to spot a sexually starved feminist.

Any little sight or slight contact with the male body drives them mad. Even nairaland quotes, which is why I always ignore feminist quotes because responding to them makes them wet.

That woman must have been longing for his preeq but since he didn't deem her worthy enough, she is angry she can't get what she is seeing. Instead of swallowing her pride & shooting her shot to see if he might agree to service her rusty pussy out of pity, she resorted to attacking him just to make herself feel better.

This is how feminists reason.


*spits angry
100% fact
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Appoints Akachukwu Nwankpo As Personal Envoy by andycom(m): 11:21am On Apr 10, 2019
iammo:
See this one with inferiority complex, what has schooling abroad got to do with politics, governance and judge of character. Akamu
if you get the slightest opportunity youll join us and school abroad, but for now you're a local champion.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Appoints Akachukwu Nwankpo As Personal Envoy by andycom(m): 2:46am On Apr 06, 2019
iammo:
smiley

Same man appointed the likes of Reno Omokirikiri, Stella Oduah, Alison Madueke, Fani-kayode, Dasuki, Orubebe and many political misfit with pending grand corruption cases, smh

. I don't trust his sense of character judgement... If not that Evans the kidnaper wasnt available during his tenure, he would had been appointed.

And an envoy simply means a messenger or representative, so in what capacity? Domestic affairs or political irrelivance affairs
.

..
all of these people you called political misfits had one degree or two abroad, but you, a local champion is supporting buhari who keeps appointing dead people to his cabinet. olodo radarada
PoliticsRe: Pension Theft: John Yusuf To Refund N22.9b, Jailed 6 Years by andycom(m): 6:35am On Mar 28, 2019
adioolayi:
Read the story...This was actually an appeal judgement. He was formerly sentenced to two years imprisonment with option of fine of #750,000 in 2013 during GEJ lead government..... EFCC appealed and The deserved judgment has just been served.
and you had to mention goodluck Jonathan's name abi? like it was not his administration that arrested him in the first place. its 2019 boy, go an buy sense.
PoliticsRe: Over 150 Children Stranded As FCDA Demolished Orphanage Home In Abuja (Video) by andycom(m): 6:25am On Mar 28, 2019
chloride6:
What arrangement did the orphanage have before it illegally built an orphanage in the wrong area?
2019, and someone without brain like this is still on nairaland, SMH

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