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Big fat lie!

Lalasticlala is the man that will eat the snake but we don't know the name of the the snake, lol. Lala, come take this one go cook am for front page!

deltateam:
I want to buy an Intel phone of between #6000 to #9000 budget that has lasting battery and can browse well.

Please recommendation is needed. It's not an Android phone.

Go for tecno528!

Hmm... In overseas, when a team wants to travel or is returning from an away game, everybody will be together in one or two buses as a team.... But in naija, the coach will be in his or her private car... Tell why the team will win an away match? In the main time, maybe him boys don cut one kidnapper betnaija ticket....

This is extremely bad

FalseProphet1:
I see you selling all your properties and emptying your life savings just to give to her, I see her giving the money to another guy, I see you suffering from stroke and asking Nairalanders to raise funds for you, I see them calling you a scammer, I see you using the last 1k in your possession to buy snipper, but I don't know whether or not you drank it as the revelation became blurred immediately you purchased the snipper.

This I have seen.

My prophet, maybe we will use coconut water to wash his head!

Bola146:

Bola146, my best friend on nairaland, how are you doing? I hope you are doing amazingly well? As for me, I am fine! Please take good care of yourself, okay! And always be the best you can be.

FalseProphet1:
Some guys hand are very fast in removing pants but when it comes to removing money you will think they have stroke.

Falseprophet, u dy worry oh!

Prettyvita:
Na wah. Maybe u should talk with her, it's even embarrassing sef. See if she will listen to u b4 taking any other action. Maybe she doesn't know she's that loud, or maybe she does but care less. Regardless, see if she will listen to u.

You are smart!

Fu°k naija!

No, I have not done that before oh, but if anyone comes by, I will finger the hell out of her!

obinnazy:
Hello, I'm a hustling guy from the east but resides in lagos..
and you don't have to expect any financial assistance from me. .
We will chat, hangout, support each other...

Op, so if she needs a financial support, you won't help her?

Full-time draw!

Can someone tell me the reason why we should regard this trend?

Nawaooh... with the way things dey 4 nigeria now, if ur oga neva fu%k you, my dear, u try!

Dating a girl without fu*king her is like entering a family meeting without greeting the elders! Go back to her and collect your glory!

OKOATA:
See the stupid questions grown up people are asking, God knows if I am caught cheating with a married woman no man born on earth will video me and me asking m nonsense questions like this.

I say we die there!

Kpobaridaniel:
Rip,
May your Fun never be your end!

FTC
I want to dedicate this FTC to my Secondary School classmates at BMGS bori, my ancestors and my future generation we move!

E be like you be new comer!

FullBlastLight:
How I really want both of them 2 lose!

#GGMU!

I swear!

Aunty, Love is not by force, it's by choice! That young man does owe you anything, so why waste your with him? Well, as for me, you are the one dating yourself in that relationship because he is just using you for the main time... Proverb 27 : 12 says,"The prudent see danger and take cover, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty"! The cover you take in this situation is your decisions. Be wise!

Be extremely careful, it might be a setup! Even that little girl can land you in jail by lying against you... See the red light!

She is make-up-geous!

Noise pollution loading!

Villarreal has just saved the world from noise pollution!

I am extremely happy for what the yellow submarine of villarreal did tonight! Atleast, I can now sleep without hearing the voices of man united fans around every corners of the compound! people that know man utd fans will understand what I am talking about here. Villarreal, thank you for saving social media from social media pollution too! Lalasticlala, the machinery of all people, please help me it to push to the front page!

My dear, I feel your pains, have you ever thought of working as a logistic manager with the nigerian navy? If yes, then apply for it, you never can tell!

Bola146:
A typical Oniranu that is who you are. What if your wife is saying this. I pity those who still have feelings for their ex's, why not block all her means of communication It is well ooo

Bola146, how are you doing?

AdaugoChisom:
I fear arrow 8 more....but this Iron doom is a game changer

This girl, you are talking tough. what do you know about weapons?

Just melt candle wax pour no top of him manhood!

Wisdom will not kill you!

Hi niphem ajibode, how are you doing?