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When you're not man enough, things like this would keep happening.

Lol. There would be times when you would have to use your hands to wash clothes. When such time comes what would you do, refuse to wash the clothes?

Also, washing clothes with hands does not make your hands wrinkle. Who told you that?

Nuttella:
Well a wife is not a maid, though I believe a wife should have the basic knowledge of all these things. I have already told my guy I have no business with washing clothes with hands when we marry, washing machine all the way, I don't want to stress my hands and make them get wrinkles but then I will cook cause I love to cook. Easy life all the way.

Lol which duties are you talking about?

Smartgeek:
As long as u can afford it and ur wife treats u good as regards her duties, Let people work for u so u can have a fun-filled life jàre. Only paupers worry about these little things.

Ok so what are your wife's duties and responsibilities?

She doesn't have to be a cook. If she can cook, you're alright.

HenryDion:
A gf isn't a cook.

He say na chief witch

Guy why na

naija4life247:
I am a Muslim, the wife of the Imam will not even talk when the Assistant Imam is talking except she is the Chief Witch of the community, just like the Pastor's wife mentioned here.

Which church is this happening? Winners, Christ Embassy, deeper life, Rhema?

People still use sms alerts to confirm payments?

Why not get a gf?

HenryDion:
How do you manage to cook, or you prefer to order?

Cooking waste a lot of my time. Had to hire a cook and it was the best decision.

Yeah that's true. But sometimes there's no paper for the receipt to be printed

Hadone:
The machine asked Do you need a receipt for your transaction?
Many people mostly select No. This is what usually happened

These days that ATM don't give out transaction receipts. I'm sure if you didn't have the transaction receipt, the bank would have refused to listen to you.

Hadone:
There is. Because I remembered a day when I withdrew N10,000 free a popular bank in Jimeta-Yola. The machine rather dispensed a mixture of both genuine and fake currency I immediately moved inside the bank with my transaction receipt and surrendered the money dispensed by their machine. They immediately substitute the fake notes with genuine currency

50k?!
Hmm I thought bank contract staff are paid at least 100k per month.

Insanity. Say no to JUNGLE JUSTICE!!

How can someone have the mind to drive a nail into another human being?
Such a person must have a heart of stone.

Generalfra1999:
I have once carried my sister and my guy on the same bike, 2 to 3 minutes later my sister was push me to shift front before I know what's up I was sitting on the tank and she kept pushing me before she later asked me to stop when I did she came down and imediatley boarded another bike I looked at my guy shorts only to see he has ejaculate sperm na passerby save am if not I for kill am

Tiled floor Ke?!

24brains:
guy the matter tire every body. How they think one derives pleasure from something covered with bra and shirt surprises me.

that's how one girl argued that she cannot have me sit behind her and i sat at the middle. she still complained that my back is touching her boobs and this made her sit at the extreme of the carriage. unfortunatly, she derailed and landed on the tiled road.

Lol. So what do you now do? You agree to sit in the middle or insist the lady sits on the middle?

ishowdotgmail:
I stayed in Lagos all my life. Came to Ibadan to start a new work few months ago. I'm always surprised when a lady is on bike and the bikeman stops to pick me along the way, the lady will come down for me to climb first.

I will be like is this one kidding or something

Badt guy

BabaIbo:
I don't do that shii and if I am to go on the same bike with a female to somewhere, you better get ready to seat in the middle.

On one instance where I was taking someone to my place, because she needed to take some crop in my compound for medicinal use.
I stopped a bike for her and was about stopping another fir myself before she told me "no, let's share this one."

But, if the person I am sharing it with is my babe, she go feel the kondo getting high and if it is in the night, I go dey tap current with my hands.

Guy you wicked

Naughtysex:
Anytime a lady is on the bike i stop and she comes down for me to sit at the middle, i always tell the bike man to move, i will pay for two

I don't welcome that rubbish
If you can't bikepooling, then be big enough to pay for two

You've never been to Ibadan before?

Awise09:
is this how people transport themselves in other part of Nigeria bike pooling wow!

Lol are you even a Nigerian?

Angelfrost:
Who else couldn't make head or tail from this post?!!...

Lol. What's the matter you can't handle 2 men?

Klass99:
Lol, Doingbetter just shared this post with me.

Bike pooling with strangers is something I have never done. I don't even understand how people who don't know you, are so cool with suggesting it.

Two men will just sandwich a person between them, as if na threeesome. All the times it was suggested to me, the other passenger was always a guy and they expect you to sit in the middle.

Why do you say so?

ledaman:
Bikepooling! It can never happen in the North.

Seriously?! How are they even able to get an erection in such an environment?

Lindodo20:
Don't blame them when they are scared of having a stranger's dìck poke them from the back, some of them have had terrible experiences.

I've heard of guys ejaculating on these ladies from behind at least twice. As in blasting through layers of boxer shorts and trousers to mess up a lady's cloth with semen.

But you share taxis and/or buses with strangers. Lol

damiloladuke:
Why would I share bike with strangers

Its like 3 people on Okada, ie, the Okada man and 2 passengers.

ValCon888:
BIkepooling!?
I'm just hearing it for the first time.
This one shock me.

The bolded,
Where do you live?

I've been to Ibadan before, and I've seen that men in the middle arrangement.

Personally, I can't do that 3 on bike stuff they do. the Okada man can only take me.
People that say it is for saving money don't know what they're saying.
If any accident happen because of bike pooling, the money they're trying to save would not be enough to cover their hospital bill.

In cases where there is no option I can't sit in the middle, never!

doggedfighter:



My Ibadan visit comes to mind.

I like that in Ibadan men stay in the middle while women stay at the back unlike where I live.


Respect to Ibadan !

I appreciate that gesture.



Eastern states are different.


I felt a little unprotected though while a man was in middle and I at the back because here in the

East where I live before the ban bike pooling isn't a thing but happens rarely when they are no other options.

I'm used to having men sit behind.

Male strength and energy thrills me anywhere even in bed.

Masculinity is a thing for me.

Happy birthday, all the best.

Yes

callmevirus:
My nick name is VIRUS
Do you want to know how I gorrit?