₦airaland Forum

DoubleEngine007:
Only if he could turn back the hands of time ,Nigga for kuku follow his wife and kids go village . Now look what pussy yav done to him

...Or simply gone home alone and w@nked off to visuals from Pornhub!!!

Everyday for the thief... One day, monkey go go market... Bush meat don catch... Etc...

It is bad enough that you had to be a philanderer, but having the gall to bring a hoe to your matrimonial home??!... What a dumb negro!!! Muto Negro!

Gbest90:
Liverpool's senior team, not first team.

A line up without Trent, Robbo, Big Virg, Joe and Bobby cannot be Liverpool's first team.

Okay... I stand corrected.

Proper scores right now... This is more like it.

Kyase:
Go answer those kindergarten villa boys first

The score line at half time shock me to my bones... A whole Liverpool first team?!!

Well, time still dey sha... Liverpool no fit fall their hand like that na.

Meanwhile, Bayern don start again o!!!

poshestmina:
Nigeria Army is becoming worst than NPF.

"Is becoming"?!!... Are you new to this country?!!

Nigerian police dey learn evil and criminality from our army na!!! Who doesn't know this?!!

HeadShot:
Start now to save...
Dont complain after queing up under hot sun to vote a certificateless cattle rearer as your president...

Do I sound even remotely like someone who would vote in Buhari for even a first tenure?!! Or are you new on Nairaland?!!

As for savings... I am far removed from scrapping for survival by God's grace. I only speak for the majority of Nigerians.

Besides, if or when the inevitable anarchy ensues, it will affect everyone, both those who saved and prepared adequately for lockdown, and those who did not. We all witnessed Endsars fallout.

joelag:
I am not a fan of Onochie, but I like the way she gave Dele Momodu a heavy upper-cut

I am a fan of neither, but she said nothing meaningful or intelligible there.

This is not an insult, but plain obvious fact!!!

Tolexander:
When you engage the Buharists and Zombies on media and real life, you won’t but remember the characters whose only maxim is “Four legs good, two legs bad” in the famous George Orwel book, Animal Farm.

What Lauretta Onochie would tell you on Twitter is the same response you will get on nairaland and real life.

Like Buhari, like his followers

Well, it is exceptionally difficult or impossible to defend a failure intelligently.

Anyone who calls what is happening in Nigeria 'progress' has clearly become bereft of commonsense, least of all an actual brain.

HeadShot:
Please we need a lockdown...

But inform us on time

One month lockdown is sure....

They should suggest not impose a lockdown...

Let those interested or overfed go into hiding from a virus.

Those who have no palliatives, savings, etc, can and will be left to go about their daily lives.

The era of tyranny is over Sir. There is a limit to how much you can push impoverished citizens...

If there is no adequate palliatives for over 100 million poor Nigerians, then no lockdown can or should be declared. Simple as that!!!... Anything else is an open invitation to anarchy!!!

Bornu1stSon:
Fools, following the Whites like dumb fellows.
Why don't you lock down the nation because of Typhoid fever or malaria,

Coronavirus has come to stay like malaria, we must adapt to it not Lock down. Till when will you keep locking down for an airborne virus?

Leave the imbeciles...

Where was lockdown when protesters stormed Capitol Hill in America?!! Were their cases dropping or low?!!

These idiots think we have their time... We are waiting to see that national lockdown.

SilverNorGold:
My brother, if una come outside come protest because of this noble act, then anything una see, make una take.. Any form of protest will be considered a declaration of war against the State and the good people of Nigeria.

Nigeria must better!

We shall see...

Personally, I have nothing against them imposing lockdown...

What I will like to see is how they intend to enforce it... Lemme see how many soldiers (police has become moribund) they have to go round the entire nation.

Then again, we all know the lockdown will be on paper as usual... Another eye service with most Nigerians going about their usual daily lives.

RapistOnBail:


I just wanna cum on her face so badly

Sure you do...

The real question is: Does she want or need your poison on her face??! Does any normal lady want to engage in such dumb level of depravity?!!

...Too much porn is bad for your health!!!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....

All i see here are two smart Moda fuckkkers busting themselves

Maywe never run out of tools and format in this year 2021

What tools??! What dumb ass format??!... Keep deceiving and fooling yourself.

Your actual prayer should be: "May you idiots never run out of dumber idiots to exploit for cheap gain"!!!

Now, Mr. slowpoke, go ahead and say "Amen"! Mtchewww!!!

solmusdesigns:
Smartphone with Camera and Video is turning some Africans to something else

Most of them were already superstitious idiots... Smartphones simply amplified their stupidity!

Adultery is a crime??!... Like seriously now??!

You mean grown and mature people choosing to fvck around, even hold orgies (sex parties) is actually more criminal than wealthy old fools marrying, fvcking, and impregnating girls below 16 years of age??!...

Here I thought Kaduna was a cut above the other backward and hypocritical Northern states... Sigh!

I am in the wrong country!!!

This rich woman's hunger for needless attention and taste in men sha... Smh!!!

You can't even be honest about your age, yet you want to fix a dishonest and broken system... What a joke!!!

bluebay:
None can be compared to Davido being the best man of his Drivers Wedding and even entertained for free.. wawu

...And when did it become a competition??! I must have missed the memo!!!

luminouz:
Waybiling Suya from Ghana to Lagos?


Are you high?

Guy leave me abeg... As Mai Suya don finish for a whole Ghana!

Any which way, higher heights to the exceptional and humble barbecue guy. God bless him and Starboy!!!

The suya could also have been made in Lagos and way billed to Ghana...

Well, his money, his business!!!

Well done sir. You have done well.

Good luck as you contend with Sir. Konji till you get hitched.

Sigh... Negroes!!!

PopSmoke:
Igbos are confused

don't know wether to praise Jonathan or bash Trump

Well, they are free to do either or neither... It is not like both are mutually exclusive.

adadike:
Jonathan is a great hero. His enemies in power now have finally succeeded turning Nigeria to one hell of a big joke

Nigeria was already on course to becoming a huge joke under him... It was the joke the nation was fast becoming that led to his loss of valuable votes in 2015.

So, he is no real hero!!!

feedthenation:
---Goodluck Jonathan should be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize---

For what exactly?!! Lol...

He wouldn't have needed to concede defeat if there was no glaring defeat in the first place.

There would have been no defeat if he had done the needful in his first tenure, which is actually lead.

Praise him for the little he did, but don't be ridiculous please.

thebosstrevor1:
Dont compare Goodluck and Trump.

I LOVE TRUMP, I LOVE FIGHTERS.

Goodluck lost comfortably, what do you expect him to do, continue.

Goodluck is not a hero, he did what he is suppose to do and that is concede.

Trump on the other hand was rigged out in the night in Democrats controlled cities by an organized rigging effort.

First he was impeached by the democratic controlled house of rep but they got him with their postal ballot and scamcovid from China.

HATE HIM OR LOVE HIM, TRUMP HAS DONE MORE FOR BLACK PEOPLE THAN ANY OTHER AMERICAN PRESIDENTS. BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT RATE WAS THE LOWEST, AN HISTORIC LOW UNTIL SCAMCOVID

Trump wont attend the inauguration of Scambiden presidency.

when Biden becomes president, he will try to normalize the situation but it won't work, CNN won't talk about covid that much because biden is president.

Biden will rule over a divided country, a possible civil war agitation is likely to occur. There will be more division between black and whites. The universities will keep brainwashing blacks that whites are their problem.

THE EMPIRE OF THE UNITED STATES IS OVER.

Just breathe... Take a tall glass of cold water, and sit the fvck down!!!

Adults are talking here!!! Thank you.

Ray07:
I knew we lost from the formation alone
The mumu coach came for a defensive game. Any time we manage to get into the semis, the clueless one always mess things up.

Am done with this man

I wonder what the guy is always afraid of... Why can't he have faith in his players.

For a second time in a row he sold another semi final to Man City. Same rubbish he did against Chelsea last season.

He needs to be talked to seriously. He should stop undermining his team all because he is facing tough opposition.

emrain:
Rubbish. Covid or no covid, people die every day. Old and sick people die more frequently than others. This has nothing to do with any damn “second wave”.
There's covid out there! Stay safe if you're old or suffering from any sickness. Wear your mask so covid doesn't complicate issues for you.

If you're young and healthy, wear your mask. Even if you contract Covid, stay hydrated and you will be fine. Covid is not a death sentence.

Over 99 Percent recovery rate at that...

You would think these imbeciles will actually spend time broadcasting these very words of yours to lessen panic, but nah, they prefer to hype the virus to the heavens!

Whatever panic they are looking to create, I hope they are ready to contend with the fallout! Smh.

ceejayluv:
You don't expect families of such renowned Prof, Ekene Dili Chukwu, Port Harcourt army GOC, And the like to lie publicly about what killed their loved ones. Especially as they clearly died in isolation centres.

Actually... I expect them to lie at the behest of this leadership.

They won't be the first nor the last!!!

Lying is second nature to most Nigerians!

bluefilm:
Allow the #COVIDIOT to share his own myopic opinion na.

Free speech is still allowed.

Guy, I actually read and pass, but that statement of calling fellow Nigerians 'inconsequential' got my attention, and I had to set him right immediately.

Such fear mongering and condescending antics irritate me most times.

This is a new year, these people ought to have better things to do than rehashing this charade of last year.

Harrynight:
Daily some 5'000 people going for covid-19 test.

Who are those going for the test when typical nigerians are out there on a daily hustling their daily bread!!!


Covid-19 is real buh why Government bent on releasing this crazy Numbers daily is what i can't figure out,

What are they upto

We know what they are up to... They should continue.

Only the gullible will fall for their useless tricks... Unfortunately for them, the number of gullible citizens has been declining fast.

Let's keep looking at them and their agents fool around on social media.

waleadeagb:
This is really scary considering the fact that most Nigerians don't give a damn about obeying the covid 19 guidelines. You hardly see people wearing nose mask or even having hand sanitizer. There is a general believe that it's a virus of the elites but unfortunately many of the low cadre people are dropping dead like a ravished birds all the time. The only difference is that the elites death is broadcasted while the ordinary man's death is totally uneventful and ordinary.

Say what you know and keep within the bounds of sensibility, please!

How many people of 'inconsequential status' do you know have been dropping dead like ravished birds?!!

In this advanced era of social media, how many of such 'deaths' can you hide or cover?!!

I keep saying this... This fear mongering failed last year, it is certainly dead on arrival this time around.