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Vyzz:
Na u go marry cisco sister....



All I can say is that u should beg her wella....






Are there people still sending nudes in this era?

Sending??! I'm quite shocked people even take and store such indecent photos on easily hackable devices like cell phones... Even social media of all places!!! Like wtf is wrong with people??!...

Nothing, I mean absolutely nothing, is safe or truly private out there... Forget the lies of 'privacy' and 'security' pandered by Zuckerberg and others.

If you want or need future references, go old school and get a fvcking diary!!! Sensitive messages or chats shouldn't even be left on Messenger!!! See the sorry case of that moronic randy 'Clergyman' on Facebook.

seanwilliam:
lol.. correct guy never bomb you bro.. pray no one opens your chapter.. dont argue pls, just say amen to the bolded

No arguments from here... Never claimed to be above mistakes.

The same 'correct guys' that are probably among those above??!... Where's the 'correctness' in getting caught and paraded like a common thief and lowlife??!...

[quote author=Raypeckson post=90967173][/quote]Sigh... How many of you frustrated Yahoo kids are on this forum??!...

Y'all better do some serious long term thinking of your lives... You can't keep walking around and living in fear, wondering how long before it all comes crashing down like a pack of cards, cos it will... It will always end terribly!!!

Sigh... There's a reason I stopped watching, listening to, and reading Nigerian news bits for years now!!!

Nearly everyone is going insane!!!

What kinda people get had by these local and dull fraudsters??!... Honestly, I need to know.

For so many years, I have encountered most of them directly, indirectly, on social media, via very dumb texts, etc... Yet I still wonder... Who falls for such mediocre and idiotic scams??!...

Well, maybe I have been very 'lucky'!!!

Ishilove:
Long story short- na overfeeding and happiness dey worry oyibo people. We are too busy trying to survive to explore the world.

Precisely... Na person wey don chop belleful dey reason the name of the first shoe Lord Lugard wear to primary school!!!

Too much of the good life can actually overstretch the imagination!!!... Most Black people don't live that well to lend their imaginations and curiosity such ridiculous wings!!!... What it is, is what it is!!!

Is it that most Nigerian men think of nothing meaningful other than forcing vulnerable women and female children to lie with?!... Really don't know how else to explain this devilish anomaly!!!

philip0906:
Make I no lie, Oyinbo people dey burst person head atimes.

Their curiosity is out of this world. Like I can imagine a black man, dying while trying to reach a bus left in the wilderness, when no be say him papa leave generational wealth for there.

Well, most black people, especially Nigerians, will calmly and succinctly have you know that unlike most white people who have lived their best lives even in their twenties, most of us here barely scratch the surface of a less than average existence at 40...

So, pardon us for not being overtly eager to toss our lives away!!!

clems88:
yes ofcos they would in your dream. See your mouth like periwinkle

With what Liverpool has been playing in the last couple of games, he isn't wrong sir!!!

Yesterday's derby nearly went South!!!

Fifth goal in... This is a despoiling...a Carnage... An annihilation... A complete violation!!!

It's almost like the home team is training!!!

Nigga is already talking like he has already been sworn in as governor!!!

I seriously wonder what he pledged to Oshiomhole, Buhari, and all the owners/landlords of Edo state for this 'life changing' opportunity!!!

OkikiOluwa1:
Nobody.
Nigeria is a messed up country that messed up everyone.
Even foreigners that join our politics become messed up just like this site that's messed up

Egbon... No need wasting good words!!! Let's just leave it at a single word: Nobody!!! Not a damn soul!!!

Politics and leadership are clearly not for most Nigerians!!!

Sued him where??! The federal courts whose judges' salaries and allowances he pays??!...

Anyway, what's my own sef... Our charge and bail lawyers must not go hungry.

WibusJaga:
93 discharged. That's good.
Can they please give us the official recommended formula for treatment.

Treatment Formula: multivitamins, herbal tea, cough mixture (if needed), Antihistamines (Piriton or any other affordable one), lots of bed rest... And, not to forget, Luck (most important)!!!

FlordFlorez:
Why now. Everybody deserves second chance.

He is currently on his Second chance tenure!!!

3 key players absent from Burnley... Guardiola should just rest his top players!!!

After all, no European competition next season!!!

Burntcoal:
Bt if they need pants, y can't they go to katangoa, buy quarter Bale of used pants. At least one go enter charm now. Nawa ooo

I like the way your mind works...

What kinda woman (Young or old) hangs panties outside in this day and age, for fvck sake??!

Ishilove:
Lmao. It brought to my mind an image of ejaculation pouring like rivers of water.

I first fear o... Since when ejaculation turn to fountain or Tap!!!

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Weak Ejaculation??!... Don't you mean Erection??!

Dear Edo State... Behold Thy Next Governor!!!

At least you now have a "Pastor" heading your state. Y'all should be in good hands from now on!!!

Corporate2020:
When you finally contact COVID-19, don't call Buhari because he can't even hear.

You are actually assuming he, and millions out there, have not already contracted it... Guy, leave this matter jare!!!

blackboy:
Pls correct me if I am wrong. Only schools and interstate travel (officially) has been still under lockdown.

Inter-state Traveling has been going on steadily since March... Nothing works in this country. It's all eye service!!!

emerged01:
This shit Is real o! They NCDC just came into my place of work now to test a Lebanese o. I’m just praying now that the result should come out negative because I remembered entering lift with this same man,as a matter of fact I collected money from him last week.

You are shouting about one suspected case all because you saw the incompetent NCDC... Do you know how many infected, asymptomatic people you rub shoulders with almost daily, even talk to??! Except you have truly been isolating since February!!!

AsawanaDgreat:
Lagos remains Lagos, it can never change

Not just Lagos...

Go round most parts of the nation... No one really gives a sh*t anymore. Hunger is a more pressing issue many are trying to sort out.

You can't force compliance on a mass of hungry people who are yet to actually see the impact of the so called pandemic around them.

EzzyCarter:
Lmao. A crude-oil exporting country having "looming fuel scarcity" . Classic case of a Boutique owner's child wearing rags

This large African Boutique's wards have been proudly wearing rags for over 3 decades... I think some of the children love the rags!!!

Lose Edo??! You mean the way they lost Imo??!... Pretentious and insincere talk from a charlatan!!!... These APC people are very poor actors who shouldn't even fool gullible morons!!!

Why was this not done weeks to months ago??! Why do we always wait for the worst to happen before taking decisive action??!... Why can't our security sector be proactive for once in their clueless existence??!... This is just too shameful and repugnant!!!

Almost everything under this administration is a case of "Medicine after Death"!!!

JaceBlaze:
There's absolutely no need for us to do that because Nigerians are already killing each other.

Well, this is not a lie... I could argue, but what has been happening in the North alone will simply paint me a liar and hypocrite!!!

Honestly, Nigerians should lay off trolling any country for the foreseeable future... We and our leaders have finally succeeded in dancing n@ked in public!!!... Pity!!!

Rahmanjargo:
Blacks is the most useless race on earth.

Very useless set of people. America is not your country, stop messing that nation up with your dirty mentality. Come back to Nigeria,Ghana and other useless African nations you originated from.

This guy is having a very bad and frustrating day... Pele o!!!

SouthNigerian:
Yeah! Nothing for favored-meshit this season.

All hail Ororo.

Hail Ororo for what exactly??!...

This country don cast sha... There's almost nothing to hope and smile about.