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Ronu in peace, no rant

Condom

Okortor:
Lagos will be loud tomorrow and next......it should be a peaceful protest except if hijacked which will be resisted.

It's scaring, just 20k fuel from mainland to island this morning and already display reserve tank light on my dashboard..

Na trailer you dey drive

captaininiobong:
I want to appreciate nairaland for the wonderful opportunity to get a job.

Mod abi wetin

Nadingo:
Yesterday, I told my wife and kid that the last carton of indomie noodles I grudgingly bought 2wks ago for N11,000 would be the very last in my house. Women being women, just this morning, my wife was asking me if I really meant it and wouldn't get them even if na half carton if the one at home finishes. The bombastic side eye I gave her was enough to remind her that I'm just a level 11 FG worker trying to stay afloat.

Level 11 FG worker

Watched a video of army personnel scaling fence of customs headquarters to take rice

Police should respect themselves

Naso rebellion dey start, Citizens are fighting to eat food. In no time, it will spread

Mikuni:
When I look at the married men around me, I no longer see the need of having a wife.

I discovered something shocking, a few months ago:

Most men die before their wives, and most likely before their children finish university education. Look at your dad's friends, how many of them are still alive to enjoy the fruits of their parental labour?

Before marriage, you go through a lot of stress in choosing the right woman (God help you, if she's not greedy and demanding) you spend a fortune on marriage, only to be 'eating' one type of food till you die. If you're not careful, you go beg for sex tire. You think I'm lying? Ask my neighbor who begs to put the tip of his toothpick inside his wife for just a minute.

Now, you're married, you must provide for the rent, bills, school fees, in-law expenses etc
You must not forget to keep extra savings for health issues for cases like complications in child delivery, antenatal care, naming ceremony, baby materials, clothings etc

If you're unlucky to find yourself in financial difficulty after marriage, pray your wife is the understanding type, else you'd deal with a nagging woman, the type King Solomon told us to avoid staying in the same house with, and rather hide on your rooftop.

If your woman is easily driven to anger, and not rational in thinking, you're in serious trouble. You may end up being stabbed or poisoned. A lot of men have died this way.

So dear men, why waste your time and money? Be smart!

I leave you with this Bible passage: "Wealth and riches are inherited from parents, but a good wife comes only from the Lord."

Which yeye in-law expenses Don't they have sons? No gree for anybody.
A biblical wife deserve biblical respect. A street wife deserve street respect.
Lastly, don't marry a lady that has only her pussy to offer.
Toto geng won't like this

Winneepye:
Our subsidy is working.

Subsidy that is back
Dey play na

Tinubu has messed up, he doesn't want his government to collapse
E go shock am

Being sick is by choice abi Bia, b kiaful oOoOO

Another e-diots on the lose

Ch1g:
Please I need help. I have been booked for biometric for a visiting visa to Canada this week.

An agent told me about a work visa with full sponsorship including flight and accommodation which I showed interest because I'm not paying until I see the visa. Though there's a commitment fee of 70k which I have already committed him to start the process.

Now this is a two different application with one name. Please experts in the house @maternal what are my chances. Will there be a problem? What advice can you give me right now. Should I cancel one application? Please I need urgent genuine answers

Approach with caution!!!!
Hope your passport is still with you?

Only ISLAMABAD

Animal talk . Shey na when belle full ,man go reason car .

Ebin pawa oOoOO

Anarchy and Rebellion will start in Lagos
Mark this


Ronu down

Dem leave sorrows blood and tears
Dem regular trademark -fela kuti

Lynoverse:
Pls anyone that did his/her biometric on 17th of October 2023 that have received a decision?

Nigeria: 149 Days

Chill till March

Smoke for now
E go soon clear

vastolord4:
Baron we used to buy for 800 back in 2010

The business them made more money then than now
#800=$5
#5000=$3

Everybody is struggling to survive.
E go reach everybody

What is my consider , e go reach everybody

Shey APC member die for Lagos rice stampede

Nigeria dey shame person but God no go shame us

Even e-diots don humble, tueh

Self immolation
He didn't do it well . He should have drank petrol and set himself on fire. That's how TIBETANS protest against CHINA for independence.
Those who still survive still get beaten and shot by police . Zero Terrorists in China

FreeStuffsNG:
They will still lule pii again. NLC is part of LP that Nigerians rejected at the polls so they are already partisan.

Animal talk, then what Open your party na

Islamabad

RenaissanceGuy:
I thought in Europe and America anybody can say whatever he wants, hiding under freedom of speech. So why are they deporting him? They should free him and continue to pamper those guys until they fully take over France.

Na why I dey vex for south Africa. This islamist Sabi violence and bombing. Omo, na isrealis fit them. Two seconds, everywhere don burst

I don't pity this MF security Men.

I've got a sacked customs officer in my hood whom wife is a police . She's frustrating the living daylight outta him. He must have harassed or rob someone in the name of customs. Na their way

Nazgul:
I was listening to one of IBB's old interviews with channels TV on YouTube...and he said something that struck me.

He said soldiers usually take advantage of a collapsing economy to stage a coup. And most times the masses wouldn't protest cos they're feeling the heat of the economy, and would welcome them (the soldiers) with open arms with the hope that things would change for their good.

I also read an interview of a former chief of army staff Gen Dambazu here on Nairaland who said some powerful northern retired generals told him to overthrow Jonathan when Yar'adua died, but he choose not to follow their advice cos he felt that Nigeria would face serious sanctions from the West if he does it.

Tinubu should understand this. He literally witnessed all the coups in Nigeria from January 1966 till Diya's I'll fated coup of December 1997.

Nigeria isn't Lagos. If he tries to monopolize power, he might loose that seat. He shouldn't give the military any reason to come back.

I know so many people might say they would prefer the military. But we should know that the military we have now is totally different from the crop that ruled Nigeria back then. Our army is highly politicalized. Meaning there wouldn't be any difference between them and our current crop of corrupt politicans.

Your mind dey there, things are getting worse

ecolime:
No need for protests


Odumeje is coming to our rescue.


Nigeria's glory will be restored

Charlatans

zombieHUNTER:
Let's be honest to ourselves



Tinubu has done a damage to this country

Honesty or not, e go reach everybody.