₦airaland Forum

Anabel:
In this case, the side chick go sit down dey wait for him next visit. "You guys made me" iffa hear. I don't like this man sef. But his daughter is pretty.

Lesbian alert... na joke oooo...

iamademorlar:
To much of everything is very bad... Now people are getting tired of hez 6packs... Funny enough most of the complains is coming from the ladies...so 6packs do tire u ladies? .

soon pot belly go begin dey reign

Meanwhile the baby was about to be substituted for a chicken if not for the intervention of the wife..
Lol.

At age 5 his Father died.
At age 16 he quit school.
At age 17 he had already lost four jobs.
At age 18 he got married.
Between ages 18 and 22, he was a railroad conductor and failed.
He joined the army and washed out there.
He applied for law school he was rejected.
He became an insurance sales man and failed again.
At age 19 he became a father.
At age 20 his wife left him and took their baby daughter.
He became a cook and dishwasher in a small cafe.
He failed in an attempt to kidnap his own daughter, and eventually he convinced his wife to return home.
At age 65 he retired.
On the 1st day of retirement he received a cheque from the Government for $105.
He felt that the Government was saying that he couldn’t provide for himself.
He decided to commit suicide, it wasn’t worth living anymore; he had failed so much.
He sat under a tree writing his will, but instead, he wrote what he would have accomplished with his life. He realised there was much more that he hadn’t done. There was one thing he could do better than anyone he knew. And that was how to cook.
So he borrowed $87 against his cheque and bought and fried up some chicken using his recipe, and went door to door to sell them to his neighbours in Kentucky.
Remember at age 65 he was ready to commit suicide.
But at age 88 Colonel Sanders, founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) Empire was a billionaire.
What's your excuse?
Moral of the story: It's never too late to start all over.
MOST IMPORTANLY, IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE. NEVER GIVE UP NO MATTER HOW HARD IT GETS.
You have what it takes to be successful. Go for it and make a difference.

Funjosh:
Still wondering why Akwai Ibom, am in Lagos do we have anybody with same story as mine

Are you from Akwa ibom or may be u selected Akwa ibom as your location.

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cruzita:



some men are really not men




police for that matter

sister men are not super humans, when a reasonable man sees danger he cant overcome the best thing is to run that applies to woman also...

Julietcutie:
the guy tho lol ...but he would have told the gal not to bring her friends along when she told him she would be coming with friends... he didn't act right

am not saying the guy is completey right but some ladies are just plain foolish, u are going on a date with a guy in an open place and u park all your friends just to go and milk the guy dry financially mean while the guy is not your husband...

How will u feel if a guy invited u to spend a night with him just him, then u ended up being f*cked by 6 guys all through the night will u be happy...

mayorkyzo:
Correct guy...
Somebody shud pls give the guy 6bottles of heineken...

the same rubbish happened to me, i dont know whats wrong with some of our ladies, i planned taking a lady on a date and she came with 6 of her friends.. Though i paid for their meal and fare, i warned her not to ever try that rubbish again.. Economy is tough now,these ladies need to understand that money does not grow on trees...

midey93:
not an insult bro, it's a complement.

if thats your own type of 'compliments' then i dont wanna see your version of 'insults' that will be scary..

GloryIsaac:
He who lives by the sword dies by the sword...

A word is enough for the wise.

calabar has never really changed ,when i was in unical its was scary.. I had to move to the hostel..
Imagine killing people for kekenapep ticket..
Calabar south na real violence..
I really thank God for my safety

midey93:
I never said I can, think before you type next time.

wao what a reply, must u insult me.. Nawao... Typical Nigerian woman with zero politeness...

midey93:
this kind of woman is rare, to even think the husband has other wives . I covet her spirit.

can you do this.. 'YES'
every lady on nairaland will say yes until shit happens..

Oblitz:
this type of women are hard to find

this type of wife is like one in every 10 thousands.. If she was a bit younger i wont mind applying for her love... Am really shocked to realized that such women still do exist...

fxjones:
A friend of mine told me there is a microfinance that pays 10% interest per month, that means 120% per annum, is this really possible? has anyone experienced such return from a microfinance bank please your suggestion will be very helpful.

Even 1% a month is a big gamble.. the financial market is very volatile now and the macro economy is not doing well now even if they are investing in tomatoes its still a big gamble..

janellemonae:
Please this is not a PDP/APC issue.
You partisans should get DT fact into ur skulls. PDP ruled for 16yrs and did nothing. APC just started its rule.

This issue never gets a hearing because d majority in this country don't want it. And yes northerners are still d majority. Everything concerning d constitution & its changes starts and ends in d houses of assembly. Counting d majority of yeas on this topic will be a tribal issue, not a party issue. DT is when ull know all d PDP & APC northerners are in agreement.

The only way fiscal federalism will be brought up as an issue, is if more people like ambode & ekweremadu (who have mentioned it recently) keep mentioning it and convincing d others (northern majority) abt its importance. You don't win arguments with fight, u convince people.

bros relax we were not fighting..

ascek:
Ambode an APC Legend is talking sense. So let others follow suit. Very seriously many companies have fainted. If things continue like this for another one month, I am sorry there may be anarchy.

Am a PDP man but Ambode is making too much srnse. The truth is that every state in this country is wealthy but because we have lazy and unintelligible leaders at the center..

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sinaj:
at least dere is a sensible guy in diz thread.


Wen stuffs like diz happen de will just make it seem as if it's a girl thing.

love is a risky adventure... And if u dont have emotional intelligence with good money please dont venture into love...

cekhoe:
I nor get tfare, and I dey desperate to run como from this country,na to first start.to trek after all dem say the journey of many many Waka na one step dem dey start am,except day u wan dash me plane ticket to Canada to avoid long journey

am going to canada i can pick u but u must get pregnant for me and born atleast twins.. Am serious.. Lol...

Ganjafama:
Must everyone be employed by those so called big firms? Why not try starting a small business and grow it overtime. Or better still go into agriculture. The era of carrying files all about is over.

op should think of starting a small biz, all those companies were started by people like u and me not ghosts.. Self-employment and enterpreneurship is difficult but its the best where u decide how u wanna live your life..

McBrooklyn:
Yeah! They Better stop it cos the sacking of a thing ain't funny anymore! Na so dem sack Bro Kola for my side and the dude wan hang himself if not for the interference of his neighbors, Bro Kola would have been a dead man now probably in a body bag now


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Ginaz:
only runs babe that ask for money all the time plss

The last time I check almost all gals now ask for money,so now how can one know who is a runs gal or not when 9 out of 10 ladies all ask for money...

If you dont have money u cant date...

Ginaz:
I don't know why guys hate it when toasting a girl and she goes: "no sex". in fact for some, they will say : "stop joking jooor" and I wonder if really is the sex they say they love or you

for girls, it's like a dream come through when they find themselves in a no sex relationship but for guys, it's like hell fire on earth!

which brings me to my question, guys why is it hard for you to be in a no sex and no touch relationship?

For The Ladies: Why Do You Find It So Hard To Be In A NO-MONEY-SPENDING Relationship?

BrideOfDracula:
Slow your roll, beefcake, I was simply asking. I was only curious about these type of relationships because it's something I can't comprehend. @ 31 & being a virgin. Good for you.

For The Ladies: Why Do You Find It So Hard To Be In A NO-MONEY-SPENDING Relationship?

Berlyn:
thank God i have no boyfriend

Its too early now tell the truth abeg.. abi na man friend u get...

chuzzyofficial:
Sexy looking singer Lucy was signed by Paul Okoye of Psquare earlier this year. He gushed about her on social media and shared her photos regularly. However, we are yet to hear this lady sing or do i say "i am yet to hear her sing"? which ever way. Lucy has been called a Rihanna-lookalike overtime, but after Paul shared her photo this morning, fans kept asking if she is Rihanna. Obviously this a good selling point. So do you think her "Rihanna-lookalike" is a reason why Paul signed her?


SOURCE: http://www.chuzzyofficial.com/2016/06/could-this-be-reason-paul-okoye-signed.html

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which one is sexy looking lucy, u mean bonga fish looking lucy.. she is not fine nor sexy by any standard except conji influenced standard..