₦airaland Forum

Oga Governor, it is your turn but please tread softly. Think before you act and not the other way round. I wish you Jonathan. I mean Goodluck.

Follow your heart. Jonathan in your decision. Sorry, i mean Goodluck in your decision.

This is the dullest thing i have seen on Nairaland, the online beer parlour. Those of us in the UK would have been the first to know if this were true.
Complete waste of time.

Footballer and Womanizer

What is all these craps. You can come with whatever you like. WHO CARES. Just pray agbero or area boys/girls will not cart away all your cherished stuff. CHIKENA

Go for Toyota. You will surely love and do comprehensive insurance when you get the car. Best of Luck.

''Its easier to run when you are alone'' I LAUGH IN SWAHILI. My brother, please take up the job and convince your parents to give you the parental blessings to succeed where you are going. It is not good to go without you convincing your parents. It may backfire.
When you are, always make sure you call them regularly to put their minds at rest and always be on the look out for information that may suggest an unrest is likely to happen and take actio. God be with you.

WOMAN= WOE (unto) MAN

Yes, you are forgiven on the condition that you return all the looted funds if you have stolen anything from the state treasury. Go ye and sin no more but remember to return the looted funds if any.

I strongly believe that the students ought to have given the new governor a bit of time to settle into office. Anyway, they have the right to protest.
The new Governor, this may be the first ltmus test for your administration. Pleas handle with care. Best of Luck to you all.

i had this GF on mine when we were in Unilag and when she said she's not interested anymore, i felt so disturbed not because of my Love for her (cos i never loved her for once but for the goody goody i enjoyed from her in bed-she's good to stupor). But when i confided in a very clkose friend of mine in the same class who happened to know her very well, he told to forget about her cos she's not a wife material that she's already preggy for another man.

The moent my friend said that, i forgot about her immediately. Thank God i confided in my friend.

The new system has its advantages and disadvantages. First, it helps eliminate the risk associated with carrying physical cash and also helps reduce customers' traffic in the banking hall. However, subtancial dealing in cash may be inhibited by this procedure.
I f i need to pay for transaction above the minimum N150K, what i need to do is to look for a family friend/colleague that has account in the same bank as me, i transfer money to my friend/colleague's account and he help me withdraw immediately while i also withdraw from my own account too. that is if the money is not too large oooooo.

Owo ti w'ogbo. Money don enter bush.

[table]More than 1.5 million people are in attendant at Dan Ayiam stadium in Owerri.[/table]
How is that possible? 1.5 Million people in a stadium? Haba, do u think at all before posting your jargons here?
Anywhere, NL is online beer parlour. you can post anything you like whether sensible or senseless.

How did he get that ambassodorial appointment. I blame PDP for this. PDP fund of sending rogues to serve as Nigerian Ambassador. Another rogue like that is the Nigerian Ambassador to Ghana Senator Obanikoro. Why is PDP so blessed with too much rogues and criminals. NA WA O

There is no justification for this even though women atimes may proof stubborn. I think the man has gone beyond his limit this time. He should be made to face the full wrath of the Law.
How will the children feel when they found out that their father has inflicted such bodily injury on their mother. If it were to be here in the UK, sure the man may end up spending the rest of his life behind bars. I pity the poor woman.

If you know where you are going and you have your plans, 4 years is too long a time to achieve and deliver the dividends of democracy but where you have no clu as to where you are going or the means to reach your destination, then, 3 or 4 terms of 4 years each may not be enough.
God opens and leads the way for a man who knows where he is going. SIMPLE

Very stupid and foolish actor Nkem Owoh is. Very typical of him in the yoruba movie industry is Baba Suwe, another useless and foolish actor. I wish the two of them could be ban from the industry for the next 100 years, may be by then, they would have learnt their lesson. RUBBISH

Good for her. A decision in the right direction. If that will guarantee marital bliss, good for her. Besides, husband's instructions take pre-eminence.

So sad. I can imagine the situation of things for his immediate families. The onus in on the Nigerian Police to investigate and bring the perpetrators of this dastardly act to book.

Sooooo, anything can hit the front page of Nairaland. Na wa o. May be i should just cease to be a member of the NL forum. I am tired of all these nonsense.

Ancellotti deserves what he got. How on earth could you dispose off 6 players (Ballack, Joe Cole, Belletti, Carvalho, Deco, not sure if the 6th name) at the beginning of the season without getting adequate replacement for them. Besides, the sack of Ray Wilkins left so much to question about his competency. He is just not used to English football or has a shallow knowledge of the premiership.
Abrahamovic should now get us a competent and world class coach that really understands what it takes to win trophies. Some players should also be shown the exit door. Players like Lampard, Ferrera, Bosingwa, Kalou, Drogba etc.

Everybody has taken pictures in the past. Take a look at those pictures and you will see the enormous improvement in your being.
We should give God Almighty the glory.

If Jonathan truly wanted to transform this country from its abysmal doldrum, he shoud as a matter of urgency do away with the list of all PDP touts being touted for ministerial appointments. The likes of Akala, Dosunmu, Bode Tewonde George, Ohakim etc should be distanced from the incoming administration.
I have said my own o, GEJ pls listen. A word is enough for the wise.

Is she a tear rubber? I mean is she a virgin or why all these craps?
Just asking anyway.

May his gentle soul rest in peace and may Allah (swt) forgive him his shortcomings.

Fair enough, JEGA tried in his capacity as the Chairman of the INEC. The election was a bit free and fair but still a far cry from the yearnings of Nigerians.
Come to think of it, it is first election organised by a conscious muslim in the history of Nigeria. Kudos Alhaji/Mallam Jega.
The question i have kept asking myself is ''Why use the Data capturing Machine for registration exercise when the devices could not be used for the election proper''?
I tihnk the solution to election malpractices of whatever form is to computerise our voting system where the use of thumb print becomes the order of the day.
Thank you.

It is sweeping spreeeeeeeeeee for southwest.
Pls tell Akala to pack his bag and baggages for the New Governor. He should also not forget his BLEACHING KIT.
E GBA WON DA NU, E GBA WON SI GUTTER.
ACN FOR LIFE.

The era of snatching ballot boxes and stealing ballot papers is over. It is now the era of E-Rigging for the PDP.
I Laugh in Swahili for this country.

I am in the UK and use one of the best Internet service provider, didn't notice anything throughout the break.

What is that go-slow president doing about it? i dey wait ooooooooooo.

Is she a Virgin? Just to know. Thank you.