₦airaland Forum

Ifesinachi22:
I saw your complaint on Playstore.

Still the best bank on hassle free opening of account through the app

na wah..quench fire first,b4 anything..

End time girl

Abeg relocate,nothing do u...what is good for the gender also gud for the ganger. Efcc is are just political tools use by the government.
All of them na same.The only way nigeria can grow is, to go back to regional system of government.Each state should manage their resources.No state in Nigeria is poor.each state is unique on his own,every governor should be held responsible by their state..no fsars..state police only..scrap the fucking immunity claw in government.no deployment of police officer..you can't be in Abuja and b controlling a state..scrap the fucking IGP..all this thing are restrogress to a state and counrty..so many rules for one section of powers..even if u ffollow the consistution of Nigeria,u are bound to fail because, the consistution is Irony and shady..you will come across a section of the consistution that say otherwise in the same consistution...knowledge is power but in Nigeria,we use power to rob knowledge.without knowledge No country in this world can progress..we copy the USA constitution but do the North Korea own..There is a reason why we are call "BANANA REPUBLIC"

Deejay777:
I usually download movies and transfer to my laptop. So there's this my 7-year old nephew that always come to spend the weekend with us. He's fond of watching movies on my laptop.

So, that particular day, he was tired of watching movies, next thing he said; "uncle so so so, if u want to watch film on the laptop, you are allowed oooo".

I wan burst for laugh

lolz...nigga Don tire

kay29000:
Nephew was watching cartoon all day, saying uncle Kay, see my power, I can beat Ben 10 up. Nepa takes light, uncle Kay says, Ojuju is coming... nephew starts crying.

Uncle Kay, "Shebi you said you can beat Ben 10 na, why are you afraid of Ojuju."

Nephew, "Uncle Kay, don't you know that Ojuju has power more than Ben 10."

this remind me,wuliwuli movie

Foodqueen:
Plenty, but the one that keeps making me smile every time, happened 5yrs ago.

My 4yrs daughter- Miss Gloria said exam is coming....

My 2yrs daughter- where is it coming from

They've grown now. But that conversation always remind me of their childhood.

lolz..make I no lie..I did it tire in secondary and university days..it was a slang we use with our niggas only..we have text,exams or project 1wk b4 the date..we say oboy,exam dey cum o..or project or text

Deborah98:
My last sister, remembered the day I rushed out to get something and unknown to me I wore the wrong slippers like i picked two wrong pair so when she saw me coming back can you imagine what she said,aunty debo when will you learn to be an adult abi how she put am omo I weak,my dad was like are we sure this girl is a child or an old woman. The girl can talk for Africa,she's just 5. And then there was a day one of my siblings cracked a joke that got us all laughing and rolling on the ground, this same girl was like we're laughing without brains shuuuu how are we suppose to laugh omo her words dey shock us no be lie

lolz she has found her talent...she is a comedia

Friends::alaye,oga mi,chairmo,roddy piper..
Fam:normal hello
Unkown:intensify urself

jaxxy:
Ask him what he did with all his money? Nengi is driving Range Rover velar 2021. Lol

..lolz u dey compare klint to nengi..joke of the century

tarantino1:
Please tell me you are joking.

How does the weak currency of South Korean Won shows that their economy is worse than Nigeria?

South Korea GDP is over a trillion dollars compared to Nigeria's 400 billion dollars GDP.

The GDP per capita of S. Korea is over $30,000 compared to Nigeria's gdp Per capita that's barely above $2000.

Average monthly income for the middle class in Nigeria as recorded in 2011 (a better time than now) was between N75,000 to N100,000 and that's roughly $500 to $650 back then

Whereas S.Korea monthly monthly income is 2.8 million won approximately $2,355.

So please, in what way is the Nigerian economy better than that of S.Korea?

no mind that mumu,person wey never travel outside the wall of him village...he think,is about login and commenting on nairaland or face book...some people no just get brain

IamSalt:
Oga, if you watch the movie, you will know how useless and worthless their currency is. Is that not enough to know that the Nigeria economy still have a large extent of hope compared to that of South Korea??

u mean Nigeria is better than south Korea,..both economies and currencies..
Then u must b a dunce....u go just open ur mouth waaa..

LordviccoDaGuru:
Make all of una drop una account details

lolz...0034588216 stanbic

LordviccoDaGuru:
Yes drop ur account details

make I drop my own

Obynolee:
See grammar of an undergraduate .

okay chop the grammar

Myexdisturbs:
What a foolish idiot, I didn't read your gibberish. Direct your life frustrations to your mom's smelly pvssy . You were not invited here so swerve. Nwa ekwensu

u are big fool...what has that got to do with his mom..ur wife say he should cut all tie with ur female friend,and u kindly brought it here to nairaland..what were u xpecting?..u r just like a barking dog in social media but a slowpoke at home...if like insult me..na u sabi..I bet u can't say that at my face..I will beat the shit out of u...u want bet..mumu man...idiot

Emaprince:
This story seems real actually. But the twitter guy might have seen it and narrated it like he knew very much about it.

If you know of Zfancy, popular for his YouTube pranks.

I watched a lengthy YouTube video of his ..where a guy who was a victim of this story came to zfancy for help in catching the said girl. Zfancy deployed the services of his one his street smart friend who was able to come in contact with the babe in a huge supermarket. They got talking ... I can't really remember everything but he promised her a job or something.

The babe visited him and that was where he showed her the guys pic. The babe wanted to act like she doesn't know him. The dude changed it for her. He threatened to kill her. She was crying and begging. Zfancy came into the room. They video called the victim to talk to the girl. After everything, he asked them to free her because he is bigger than the money and the lady have missed a lot of good life she would have enjoyed with him.

can u imagine..

Tales by moonlight

Amspecial:

E be like say na pussy milage dem dey check
But jokes apart those people dey 5n o

lolz..b4 na ugly girls them go use...

backbencher:
Because a woman has a limited time to get pregnant and have children

Once a woman passes 35, it can become more and more difficult to have a child. The 'prime' childbearing age is in a woman's 20's. If a woman passes 30, problem starts. And if it reaches 35...it gets worse.

Some women even have 'premature menopause' by the time they reach 35, if not earlier.

Thank God for IVF...but that thing does not work immediately...it can be several rounds before there is success.

For us men, we can get a woman pregnant at the age of 90 self. We don't have the equivalent of menopause

this the sad truth...for men na finance

adamsmith914:
Rotimi Amaechi, Ipob or Oduduwa, Jonathan Goodluck, Scottish or British?

lolz....na Bayan boys b this one....Baka boys go soon come

baralatie:
Ogoninwith all the international judgement .them dey there!
Omoku wan bad people to carry them join

na sapa nah...them dey fight for there pocket....maybe ogoni no give them there previous share or the raba no dey come as usual...I no fir remember when last them bomb agip pipe line...I blame the government

baralatie:
Now imagine all that land become useless because of all spill.
Meanwhile the architects of the destruction will collect millions and leave the people to their plight and be shouting marginalisation

..the tinz self tire me...waiting man go do....everybody just dey do anyhow them like

I thought as much...I saw it from my home..this afternoon..burning with heavy fire...na wah oo

Yeah,I saw that..from my house far away..was waiting to know what the cause..

Olayetan:
You no want 100k a week?

lolz..why not 200k weekly...u dey mind am...

Bkingq:
CCTV Spy Recording Eyeglass. Get this quality CCTV Spy recording Eyeglass. This Eyeglass can vedio,audio,and can snap pictures secretly without no one knowing. The Eyeglass is good for business negotiations, crime investigation, secret recording, evidence for court.. Price is #25.000... To buy pls call the phone number below. Pay on delivery is available to all States in Nigeria.

do u have the one dat can see a naked body through clothes

Olayetan:
Magun doesn't make them stick together OP, it only kills the man.

That case of where man and woman are stick together during sex has been explained by science and it rarely happens...

to me,I see it as the act of wickedness to man...if I have the power,any man dat die cus of magun on top woman,the husband of the affected person must die too,he wod kill must die too....u have no business with d person but ur wife...u set magun for ur wife to catch a cheat and in the process,the man die...that nonsensical nonsense...but I bet the husband of the man go do Bleep others ladies....if any man find out,his wife is cheating on him,na him cross by that...divorce her or move on......in this world,there will b always a cheat...

Amanda4life:
PLEASE,

ARE NOT SEEING SOME MARRIED MEN TOO



PLEASE WHAT TYPE OF MAGUN SHOULD WE USE FOR THEM.

BECAUSE I NEED MAGUN, THAT WILL CATCH MARRIED MEN,

u dey mind the slowpoke...bcus am a man,I will use magun for my wife but she can't use it for me...who wan cheat go cheat...what is gud for the gender is gud for d ganger

Opay

Stanbic

Quick teller...

They no born any bastard lecturer to try this during my time in futo..2007....the god must b crazy

NoApology:
Thanks for your keen eyes. Done that already

we have found the number on d nysc data base,..we dey wait for am this December....him go hear am..