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Romance › Re: Aisha Yesufu: I Wooed My Husband & Satisfied His Sexual Needs On Wedding Night by anochuko01(m): 9:29pm On Feb 07, 2021
ZaddyJamal:
Sorry... can't relate to the abnormality in that.
i didnt ask you to relate before naa

abi wetin concern me and you?
Romance › Re: OMG! See How This Girl Is Walking On The Road Almost Naked (video) by anochuko01(m): 8:11pm On Feb 07, 2021
richmond500:
I just happened to be fortunate to watch d full clip of this very porn, its not like I'm a porn addict.
Unfortunately I don't have a single porn in my phone sef
when you have a 1 terabyte external drive... continue angry angry angry
Romance › Re: My Best Friend Tried To Kill Me Because Of A Girl by anochuko01(m): 3:10pm On Feb 07, 2021
elipheleh:
Idiot. You are lucky the nigga didn't kill you. Useless imp.
You are a dirty bastard. May God never give me a selfish betrayer like you as a friend.
Your friends Fiancee not just girlfriend . A girl he intends to marry? You see you, you are a wicked somebody. And you have the guts to say he's your best friend and you slept with his future wife just like that.
Even if the girl is a LovePeddler, you should have acted like a brother by revealing the true nature of his girl to him, not going ahead to be very wicked and tasting his girl.
And the annoying thing is idiot as you came here to seek sympathy while you are the betrayer.

I pity your friend, he has a wicked snake like you as a friend. All these immature idiots wearing beards as if they are the shit in town. Wicked idiot

And I guess you would be very mad if one of your own friends sleeps with your fiancee. A girl you know he's been with 2016 - 2020 maybe even more.

God punish you and I pray God permit that your friend to fulfill his revenge on you to his satisfaction. Bastard
I understand you o, bro...
But the so called OG would be wise to know that if his gf could sleep with his best friend despite the possibility of them being exposed, then she could sleep with anyone else. He should even thank God that the whole thing has been exposed.

Does the guy not have family in lag? why send your gf to stay a week with a guy who is single?

they are all fools, the guy, his friend and the girlfriend.
Christianity Etc › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Pentecostal Churches With The Best Choir/Music Department by anochuko01(m): 11:26am On Feb 07, 2021
I attend rccg but they arent the best. too many old school stuff...

if winners sing praises for you for five minute, you go still sweat untop dance
Romance › Re: Why Are Poor People So Religious?! by anochuko01(m): 10:19am On Feb 07, 2021
this one isnt here for a coversation.

we've heard your opinion anyways
Foreign Affairs › Re: A Soldier's Face Before And After 4 Years Of War, 1941 - 1945(Pics) by anochuko01(m): 9:31pm On Feb 06, 2021
only for buhari to be looking fresher while osibande has grown shorter, thiner and with grey hair
Romance › Re: Aisha Yesufu: I Wooed My Husband & Satisfied His Sexual Needs On Wedding Night by anochuko01(m): 6:34pm On Feb 06, 2021
ZaddyJamal:
What was it about the girl that made you faint?
I already mentioned it.
It was my first time of seeing an urhobo muslim, so it was a surprise
Romance › Re: Aisha Yesufu: I Wooed My Husband & Satisfied His Sexual Needs On Wedding Night by anochuko01(m): 9:55am On Feb 06, 2021
drfav:
You must be a mad man
Born throway
you just reacted like the guy mentioned your family members
Romance › Re: Aisha Yesufu: I Wooed My Husband & Satisfied His Sexual Needs On Wedding Night by anochuko01(m): 9:53am On Feb 06, 2021
Mikecold:
urhobo Muslim girl, lol

what happened
I no know faa. It would have been passing my boundaries if I had asked that kinda question
Romance › Re: Aisha Yesufu: I Wooed My Husband & Satisfied His Sexual Needs On Wedding Night by anochuko01(m): 9:51am On Feb 06, 2021
PatAnselm:
Lolz I'm an Asaba muslim bros... Hope you no go faint for my own sha �
Lol, my shock absorber got stronger since the one I saw. We even exchanged greeting in the native dialect. It was a new experience for me though
Romance › Re: Aisha Yesufu: I Wooed My Husband & Satisfied His Sexual Needs On Wedding Night by anochuko01(m): 4:38am On Feb 06, 2021
when you sprinkle some things like education, exposure, family background, and life experience to religion, you will get different results. The difference this woman has is because of her Edo background and level of exposure. No typical arewa lady would ever say this publicly.

Btw, the day I saw an urhobo muslim girl in Kano, i almost fainted.
Romance › Re: Is This The Most Romantic Place To Spend Val In Lagos? by anochuko01(m): 7:41pm On Feb 05, 2021
travelwaka:
Hahahah what will you eat and drink? grin
me wey dey come do weekend, you think say i no go planangry ?
water even dey there sef, i fit see fish catch take drink garri for afternoon angry
i go pluck coconut from there take chop bread for morning angry
then i tip gateman to buy me confirm dinner from outside angry
Romance › Re: Is This The Most Romantic Place To Spend Val In Lagos? by anochuko01(m): 6:26pm On Feb 05, 2021
Na to come there for weekend naa!

Friday till Sunday angry angry

I wont pay another gate fee as long as i dont go out
Romance › Re: Which Would You Prefer? (Photo) by anochuko01(m): 9:40am On Feb 05, 2021
i'll unlock the clean phone one and give her grin
the OTHER phone is for the "company", so she cant access to it cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Pretty Lady Laves UK To Become Full-time Farmer In Nigeria by anochuko01(m): 9:38am On Feb 05, 2021
has she taken permission from the military and their militia wingmen?
Romance › Re: See Different Types Of Sex That's Destroying Your Destiny by anochuko01(m): 6:54am On Feb 05, 2021
Mountain of Fire member

but i was expecting some more controversial statements sha
Romance › Re: Funny Photoshop Pictures I Found On The Internet. (lol) by anochuko01(m): 5:22am On Feb 05, 2021
Maryam123
Comman gimme yam to eat naa

thank God for music, this could have been adekunle gold
Crime › Re: Police To Give ₦10 Million To Anyone With Information About These Men (Photo) by anochuko01(m): 9:34pm On Feb 04, 2021
sapphiere:
10 is too small
but girls do 20k per night
Romance › Re: Finally!!! I Got A Good Job by anochuko01(m): 5:27pm On Feb 04, 2021
Slimslimqq:
eight zero k-leghuh
thats good. i now see why you talked about tp.
you go need do your calculations very well faa
Romance › Re: Funny: Problems With Being Short, Lol (funny Pictures I Found On The Internet) by anochuko01(m): 2:50pm On Feb 04, 2021
im slim and very tall, but ive always found short chubby ladies most attractive huh huh huh
Romance › Re: Finally!!! I Got A Good Job by anochuko01(m): 2:44pm On Feb 04, 2021
Slimslimqq:
top of the day everyone,

am here to share the good news that I got a good paying job today at Lekki, as a business development manager.

I am sharing this news for those who have been following my threads for job search, and personal issues, and i got the job from job and vacancies section on nairaland. For everyone that advised and reached out to me, God bless you all. I am very very happy, 20% of my first salary will be used for giveaway here on nairaland.
I was told I will get my offer letter in my mail on Friday, so I will know when to resume fully, probably Monday.

My only fear is the transportation here from mushin to Lekki daily(1200). I would be glad if there's anyone on island preferably Lekki, who can help me with accommodation for 2/3months.

thanks...

lalasticlala
oya push to front page, shebi that's your work na.
thats a good news. am i the only one who feels you should have told us the salary range? i know its a private thing but it would have been good in analyzing the matter, especially as you are talking about 1200 for transportation.
Romance › Re: Problems With Being Tall, Lol (Some Funny Pictures I Found On The Internet) by anochuko01(m): 10:19am On Feb 04, 2021
Xenry:
Nawao, well, it still has some advantages cool, but you can always get hurts everytime, Lol. grin
yeah...but im am always very careful sha.
my biggest fear is the fear of falling down.
Romance › Re: She’s Going To Take Advantage Of Me by anochuko01(m): 6:23am On Feb 04, 2021
Do you expect her to cheer you on?
Or for her to just say "you are forgiven" just like that....
Do you know what is means to be cheated on by a fiancé?
You deserve every reaction she's giving....just keep apologising till she agrees,a nd work hard on rgaining your trust and respect.

If na woman we guys catch now, we for don dey bisect am with mouth
Romance › Re: Problems With Being Tall, Lol (Some Funny Pictures I Found On The Internet) by anochuko01(m):
I face that of the ATM almost every time o!!! thank God for POS nowadays cheesy cheesy
The second one is passing through door ways and also entering shops. I first scan to see if there's a fan grin grin
Third is when im hanging out with friends cry cry . Them no even reach my shoulder sef angry angry
When I wan hug ladies nko cry cry . Their heads are mostly around my belly/chest area
I cant sleep on a chair, camp mat or small bed comfortably

i forgot to add how i have to bend my neck and legs in publics vehicles shocked shocked

But I'm so loving it!
Na just money remain cheesy grin
Romance › Re: Quite Urgent Please, What Profitable Business Can I Start With 40k? by anochuko01(m): 12:56pm On Feb 02, 2021
gaegae:
Hey guys, Good afternoon, So I have 40k and I really do not want it to go to waste please as I will be devastated if it does.... Please what profitable/Lucrative business can I start or do with 40k, Something that I will be making profit from for a long period of time and as time goes by, I enlarge the business.

I’m open to all ideas and opinions please
but a laptop and start coding
Romance › Re: Please Nairalanders Advice Me by anochuko01(m): 7:26am On Jan 21, 2021
spinna:
one option..cut him off..[s]or change your sexual flavour..be the one fucking / seducing him.. by the time hes tired he wont be so hungry. Anything in skirt u said..so always overgive him your own

As ur getting married make sure he agrees to do monthly testing for stds and bring d results to prevent disease from outside..dont compromise on that one..ince he said he cant stop he must use rubbers outside
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fixed
Romance › Re: Please Nairalanders Advice Me by anochuko01(m): 7:24am On Jan 21, 2021
To ease the heartbreak of a sudden break up, start meeting new guys and at the same time start seeing yourself with someone else. Keep doing this until you gather the strength to finally move on... Stop having sex with him o! Else his jazz would keep getting stronger on him.
Its clear that youll cry las las, whether by breaking up now, or by having a step child later. The choice is yours.
Romance › Re: The Woman I Have Done Introductions For Is Driving Me Crazy by anochuko01(m): 6:12am On Jan 20, 2021
Na wa oo!
Making it in Nigeria and finding a good wife, I dunno which is more difficult.

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