₦airaland Forum

AfonjaEmir:
....Atiku the IGBO man, according to E-RATs of Tinubu.

Tinubu after Atiku finishes with him..

EwuuGambia:
Guard your meat well.
Famine dey Yaribanza land.

illicit:
The fruit is called òro or àbeje in Yoruba

The seed is known as àpòn

It is seasonal, it's on my grandmother's farm in Ekiti

It's a tall tree, u don't pluck the fruits, u let it fall

Winters23:
Cool. Atleast now I know you can fvck

Winters23:
Then fvck you

Kpolusa:
Politicians by the way..I heard some people buy fuel for N35 per litre, pls how can I get it.

mariahAngel:
As in, they want to be allowed to hold on to power until then?
Can they be trusted to handover power when the time comes?

mariahAngel:
Transition to what? Full blown military dictatorship?

Winters23:
Why?

F word offends you?

Vinnie2000:
Such an Overzealous Buffoon!

If you check now, his Little Daughter @home wears Short skirts
And he has not done anything about it. 😏

Winters23:
Fvck jw

OMEGA009:
My Grandfather once told me “Dem no dey use gra-gra of Kai-Kai, troway schnapps”.

Know this and know peace.

Winters23:
wake UP, hell is an illussion of what religious people wish can happen to people who dont believe in their crusade. In the dark ages they literally burned unbelievers alive on torture stakes as punishment, but since they cant do it now they have created a non existent burning place for unbelievers.

phemmyfour:
That scripture talks about MODESTY.

If Doctor tells you to be modest about your salt intake, does that translate to not taking salt at all?

greatestdestiny:
Hmm I swear down. Do you know what my 3.6 years old son does. As in it is funny and not funny. When I discipline him at home he tells me he is sorry. Hmmmm but na trick O. Once we get into were proper crowd dey, like malls, he gives me a dirty slap 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 and punch me in the chest.. if I pinch am, the guy go roll for floor scream his life out. I just weak! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 And once he notices we're heading home, he will hold my hands and call me dad in a very sympathetic way... Hmmmmmmn not easy at all.

Jennyclay:
Send the naughty boy to Nigeria to come learn some respect and manners

That was how my elder sister’s child in this same UK was misbehaving. He mingles with bad gang and if my sister yells at him or try to spank him he won’t hesitate to call the cops on her.

She explained everything to us and My mother told my elder sister to bundle the boy to Nigeria, that she would reset his head.
When he came to Nigeria my mother sent him to Command secondary school Ipaja Lagos state.

Every time we visits him during visiting day, he would cry and beg saying Grand ma please I won’t be stubborn again, I wanna go join my fam in the UK.

He spent 2 years (J.S.S 2 - 3) in command secondary school before he went back to UK. Now he’s a well behaved boy.

mrvitalis:
elections have consequences
Elections have consequences

This 180 billion can be better utilized that would add value to our economy, create job, permanently reduce price of food

50 billion given to IITA Ibadan to produce improve variety of rice seedlings
100 billion for fertilizer
30 billions for selected rice mills

This is more effective than this looting scheme they want to do

jeff1993:
May Niger: ECOWAS Delegation Meets Ousted Bazoum favor me and my family

Asgard73:
After 3 years .. Good man.

By then France and their fellow colonist will have to renegotiate..

Unlike some Nigerian that will wish Nigeria to suck both the balls and arse of the colonist for crumbs .. those are the ones that fear the seperation and disintegration of the shit hole.. yet trumpet daily on how sophisticated they’re .


Niger General and their fellow Sahel Generals got real balls .. not the ones with fat bank account , corrupt fools with pot belly.. encourage by tribalists and sycophants..
Ordinary Fulani herdsmen andrag tag esn the out them out like fouls ..

Stop hiding my post.. una hate reality . Tinubu and his people love praise singers and propagandist

ronalmagic10:
Your father who fought and died during the civil war will replace the picture

Go and write it down

ahnie:
The gods are pleased! One of my best meal. Send mine, I go just buy bread by myself.

christejames:
Our useless politicians derive joy when seeing the downtrodden scrabble for crumbs and leftovers they throw at them ...



They've succeeded in diminishing the mental capacity of an average Nigerian to see evil as good

Sirchiboy:
He is my friend and is on the verge of giving up on life.
Please advice him

tommy589:
This last experience made me to remember past experiences I had with health centre close to me. I paid more for blood sugar tests and other blood tests too

Hotwest:
Life is hard especially in Nigeria. When I was out of the country atleast even if no money someone can enjoy basic amenities like electricity when your phone fully charged and some free wifi services here and there then viewing beautiful places and a good weather to think fine but here if mosquito no first kill u with malaria and typhoid u get luck.... sleeping under net is like cage to me. So discomfort

I'm hungry now sef and I'm looking at d ceiling. A good heart Nairaland member plz quote me let's be friends on Whatsapp for real to meet a man from grace to another grace loading with still connections you can explore from. Thankyou

Sonnobax15:
. Some replies shouldn't be given publicly,cuz she's already about to become another man's wife and I respect that as a fact....... Even tho I'm kinda pained but her happiness comes first and I will always respect that.... So,Whatever we did in the past also died in the past.....

Glimpsetv:
Simple and classic!

TalkTalkTwins:
Nigerian politicians all have one thing in common; focusing the first six months on fighting their predecessors, especially if he comes from a different political party

Fun Fact: No party member ever does wrong in the eyes of these politicians

donbachi:
See a dentist.

Only God know where and places dat tongue done enter.