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Ileke-IdI:
How many times will I read about Nigerian boys undressing and abusing a female student as a form of punishment?

This is not right, this is not justified, this is rap e!!

Before it becomes a normality, we need to put an end to it! Nigerian girls do something before your rights are stripped from you.


https://www.nairaland.com/993213/uniben-student-striped-unclad-stealing#11472423








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Sex[i]u[/i]al harassment is intimidation, bullying or coercion of a sexual nature, or the unwelcome or inappropriate promise of rewards in exchange for sexual favors.

You need to learn the difference between s[i]e[/i]xual harassment vs herd mentality vs corporal punishment. It will do you a lot of good if you learnt how to read between the lines. Comprehension too.

naijababe: What exactly do the special adviser on media and his aides do? Statements from GEJ are always reeking of faux pas, honestly Abati should be fired.

So GEJ mis-yarned, Abati, not the president, should be held responsible. All these self-labeled intellectuals sha. One irresponsible comment after the other . . .


Like Sagamite, like Ms. Sagamite

Sagamite: person!

I dare you to construct a sentence longer and more complex than fu[b]c[/b]ktard that is error free? lol


Olodo.

Constructing English sentences like a 'bush' Yoruba boy.

Sagamite: When I say our education system is churning out cretins, some would think I am being rude and elitist.

Poverty is not good.

Poor education and lack of a good balanced diet destroys brain cells.

The brain needs exercise and nourishment.

You must have totally failed that grammar class about parallelism, didnt you?

Sagamite: When I say our education system is churning out cretins, some would think I am being rude and elitist.

Poverty is not good.

Poor education and lack of a good balanced diet destroys brain cells.

The brain needs exercise and nourishment.

Mr. Bristol aka Naijababes boy toy . . . is that what they taught you at Bristol? You see, OAU did the right thing by sending you packing. You are too stupiddddd to learn and too retardeddd to know how dull you really are.

You are a disgrace to Sagamu and a waste of Bristol university's affirmative action spot.

mejai: whoever dat supported d errent officers for disobeying d order of CEO/CSO of a state needs 2 go for a pshychiatric test. if u can't obey a single rule, how den will u make heaven. foolish comments from shallow minded ass-cracks. fashola carry go. after all, u ve every ryt 2 use BRT, yet u chose to be in d traffic. one keg of palmwine frm udi for u. [color=#550000][/color]

This is all about making heaven, isnt it?

violent: You are not making any sense mate! You should have died a long time ago while you were nothing but just a s[i]p[/i]erm cell!

Your marginal contribution to the world's idiocy is alarming!

Anyway, I need to get back to my other work. I am sure you get my point, which is that we should do things the way our masters taught us to do it so we can enjoy life the way they enjoy it in Obodo-oyinbo. They gave us democracy, separation of power and the concept of division of labor, why cant we just use the tools they gave us right.

PS: Fashola's main job is to rob Peter and Paul to pay Tinubu. Let him stick to that. We dont need him to transfer his incompetence and lack of coordination to our hard working LASTMA officers.

violent: It doesn't "make me happy" you dunce!...It makes me push my opinion where necessary, gets my job done and my salary paid. I couldn't care less if the person doing the job is white or green.

I am glad you enjoy forcing your unsolicited opinion on White people in your village because i also enjoy working with them here in Obodo-oyinbo. And, I hope they enjoy being around you and your friends and family. Because with the kind of Black pride and Africanism you have shown here, I will be terribly disappointed to find out that you are somewhere far away from Nigeria, having lied your way out of the country so you can enjoy the best our White masters have to offer in their cold countries.

violent: You are a person!..a re[i]t[/i]ard!


I have white people in my office who arrange my meetings and do the spiral bindings while i go on lunch breaks and occasional relaxed adventures. I have white people on my team who sit back and listen to my opinion and brainstorm how an objective could be met!

You see, having White people work for/with you makes you happy . . . need I say more

naptu2: Well, we can't be too sure. I'm not sure what happened to the airforce officer in 2008, but the soldier who drove on the BRT lane last year and resisted arrest was courtmartialled and dismissed from the army.

What a gross, deliberate miscarriage of justice. Dismissing someone because they drove through BRT lane? Good luck finding another lazy coward to take his post. Black people and their lack of direction. . . hmmm

violent: Why don't you go su[i]c[/i]k the White people's di[i]c[/i]k you blithering iidiot! The instant i read the first crap you wrote about the "the white people we look up to"...i knew you can't possibly have any smartness in you.

Democracy is your father's idea on how to run your village abi? Abi the word Governor exist in your grandpa's vocab? Abi the English wey you dey write na your mama language? Ode oshi. Stupiddddd black man wan dey form yanga. Go form yanga with your fellow ape in your dark, untarred, highly uncivilized village, not here

Whether you want to admit it or not, everything we do, in one way or the other, is aimed at gaining acceptance and recognition from the more advanced species of our ever expanding kingdom.

naptu2: In 2008 he arrested an Air Force officer and a foreigner who were driving against traffic flow on Victoria Island. Last year he facilitated the arrest of a soldier who drove on the BRT lane at Anthony and was resisting arrest.

In 2008 he made a pledge to LASTMA that he would assist them in arresting violators of traffic laws. For this reason, there's usually a LASTMA vehicle in his motorcade.

Law enforcement officials (the governor is the chief security officer of the state) often break laws while trying to enforce the law. It is for this reason, for example, that policemen will drive against traffic flow while pursuing armed robbers.

That is wrong because the White people we look up to dont do that. A police officer/ public officer in the West will never break laws just so he/she could arrest you for a common traffic offense. Our Governor-in-chief wants to turn Lagos to small London and he cant even play the part of the Mayor of small London perfectly. He needs to watch more videos on how Governors in the West conduct themselves. He needs to realize that he is not the traffic enforcer-in-chief and he cant be every where at all times. There are professionals, Like LASTMA, with constitutional responsibility and legal backing to enforce laws as regards to conduct of commuters on the BRT lane. It is better we as a people copy our White masters to the letter and allow these professionals to do their job without fear or favor.

jmaine: He made a far reaching public statement with those Military officers about the need to obeying civic laws . . .cos even he, as the No 1 citizen of the state respected the law

@ The police angle . .who be that police wey go get liver wan go arrest on their own . . .Na correct brushing dem go take do them send off .

. . .By stopping in the middle of the road impeding free flow of traffic and causing dangerous situation on the road? I thinketh not. In my book he is a law breaker, just as guilty as the patriotic officer on the empty BRT lane.

jmaine: We dey call am passion . . .sub -consciously, all those Danfo drivers wey feel say na them dey build road give, go give themselve plenty brain in respecting traffic rules

Fash the man . . .i gbadun this ya James Bond parol . . .

Correct one . . .

Thank God he still has his life intact . . . he might not be this lucky next time. I hope he learns his lessons. He is not a police officer, it is not his job to arrest law breakers

wesley80: Now now now. lets troubleshoot. I knew there was a problem somewhere, either your lens have failed or the entire left lobe of your head has. The Governor was caught up in traffic like everyother person DUH! THere's a picture to prove it.

Are we looking at the same thing? There was no traffic ahead of him. What he did by stopping in the middle of the road was to make an already bad situation worse for many an innocent commuter. There is no excuse for his error in judgment. He could have written the officers plate numbers down and then report them to their superiors. There is no point making a show out of what would turn out to be a non-issue. The BRT lane was empty and the officers are upstanding members of the society, a little privilege here and there for these patriotic men will not kill the governor and his corrupt entourage.

eghost247: Nobody is Above the law

But stopping your car in the middle of the road impeding free flow of traffic and causing accidents and a slew of missed appointments and lateness is perfectly acceptable if you are the governor?

wesley80: What other laws did he break?

So stopping your car in the middle of the road,impeding the flow of traffic and causing a reckless or dangerous situation, is right in your retardeddd mind?

Fashola is just as guilty as the officer

wesley80: Shut your mouth you blabbering mor0n! How many police officers have the courage to intercept a military vehicle how much more one that belongs to a high ranking officer? How many sitting Governors even have that courage? Instead of applauding the governors courage you're running your mouth like a 2year old as if bearbear neva already cover your nyash. What has setting a good example to all citizens got to do with the protest over subsidy? Mumu incorporated.

SO it is wrong to grant those Military officers, who are willing and ready to defend our failed country with their lives, just a little privilege like driving on an empty BRT lane . . . is that too much to ask for? Too much privilege to grant these officers? Really?

Kobojunkie: I don't like when people use the word weakling to qualify this man. No, he is not weak. He is grossly incompetent as a leader.

ANd you? A jobless fat cat

manny4life: I will say the truth, let the truth set me free. Although I've criticized this man like I've done, but in this one, I WILL GIVE IT TO HIM. This is what I call discipline. If we have to move forward, we have to hold each other accountable, and that's exactly what he has done. Kudos to Mr governor, you've set a good precedent for others...

SO it is right for him to break several laws on the other lane because he wanted to catch a law breaker on the BRT lane?

Sagamite: Does this only apply to motor-cycles (Okada)

Motorcycle is one word. There is no point putting a hypen between motor and cycle. From me to you , to check when to hyphenate a compound noun look it up in the dictionary. If the word doesnt exist in the dictionary, treat the noun as separate words. In this case "motorcycle" exists in the dictionary.

http://www.onelook.com/?w=motorcycle&ls=a

Are all one-way well and visibly

signated

? The last time I was in Nigeria, these one-way signs were barely 5ft 8inches tall, the diameters small and indistinguishable from petty trade signs illegally put up. You could at best only see the sign at the last minute. I dare say the public servants responsible for this should utilise the psychiatric examination first before anyone else.

Signated? rofl. Someone didn't run spell check, Next time, Mr. Bristol use signaled

http://www.onelook.com/?w=signaled&ls=a

Are they fcking have a laugh? This a cretinous law!

Interesting. Someone thought he was talking to his fellow Shagamites.

Ileke-IdI:
How long is the service? A year or 6 months?

3 days. WHy are you so dumb? Did you sleep your way through University of FLorida? Thats school must be a shitty school.

I hate BrillaFM, too many Ibo people working there and I hate those Ibo accents.

They say you don't know what you've got until it's gone.

The family and friends of Val Patterson, it turns out, had a thief with bogus academic credentials on their hands.

Patterson, 59, died of throat cancer on July 10, but wrote his own first-person obituary last fall, KSL-TV reports. The obituary, rife with grammatical errors, was published in the Salt Lake Tribune.

It begins by detailing Patterson's passion for science and love for his wife. After the first paragraph, however, the obituary takes a surprising turn.

"As it turns out," Patterson wrote, "I AM the guy who stole the safe from View Drive Inn back in June, 1971."

That's not the only secret Patterson had to share. He revealed that his Ph.D. from the University of Utah was not legitimate. An office worker allegedly made a filing error that resulted in Patterson mistakenly receiving a diploma in the mail.

In reality, Patterson had not completed enough school to obtain an undergraduate degree, and "never did even learn what the letters 'PhD' even stood for."


Patterson pointed out that his lack of schooling never got in the way of his success, however. "For all the Electronic Engineers I have worked with," he wrote, "I'm sorry, but you have to admit my designs always worked very well."

The list of shenanigans went on and on. Patterson addressed an unnamed "really mean Park ranger," confessing that he did indeed fill the park's geyser with rocks. He also claimed to have been "banned for life" from both Disneyland and Sea World San Diego, though he does not specify why.

Mary Jane, Patterson's wife of 33 years, told KSL that everything her husband said was true.

Patterson's obituary is more than just a confessional, however. He wrote at length on his "inseparable" bond with Mary Jane, and on the satisfaction of living a full life.

"I enjoyed one good life," Patterson wrote, "[I] traveled to every place on earth that I ever wanted to go. Had every job that I wanted to have. Learned all that I wanted to learn. Fixed everything I wanted to fix. Eaten everything I wanted to eat."

Patterson stated that his only real regret was smoking cigarettes, which ultimately led to his throat cancer.

"My pain is enormous," he wrote, "but it pales in comparison to watching my wife feel my pain as she lovingly cares for and comforts me."

Patterson's 'Condolences' page on the Starks Funeral Home website is filled with comments not only from his family and friends, but also from total strangers who were moved by his hilarious and honest obituary.

"I didn't know Val," wrote Arlene Navo of Texas, "But this is the best obituary I've ever read. It made me laugh, it made me cry, and it made me appreciate my life and all the opportunity that it offers a bit more . . . Thank you."

Whether or not they knew him, Patterson's readers are left with one solid piece of advice: "If you want to live forever, then don't stop breathing, like I did."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/17/val-patterson-obituary-confesses-crimes_n_1679768.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D180189

^^ I saw that too. Ibo people, not the smartest set around

Ibo website? I dont trust dem Ibos, always looking for how to run Yorubas down.

^^^

odufalut: Nigeria law makers are law breakers,they are animals in d parliament,they only try 2 legalize d ilegality but dis should have been great opportunity 4 every Art students and others,and i pray 2 Allah 2 make my admission possible dis year as am hoping of gaining admission to unilorin 2 study history and international relation

I dont think you are smart enough to study history at Unilorin . . . maybe you should consider becoming a conductor. I think thats your calling.Yeah, you will be a great conductor.

OAM4J: Happy Birthday To the Olori-Oko of Nairaland!

Many Happy Returns!

More clicks, more traffics, and more google checks in the new year!

Cheers!

If na politician do what you just did, you go complain. We are all corrupt, some are just more corrupt than others. SMA ( Shaking my a/s/s)

floriana: NEXT and NN24 had similar problems - attempt at independent and objective reporting to be funded by private sector patronage which are meagre and unsustainable.

AIT is heavily indebted but no bank can foreclose on it because Dokpesi works with all politicians who can pay his price. He worked for PDP to install GEJ and ACN to install Oshiomole. He's working for LP in Ondo. His most important scruples is CASH and other things can follow. That way, he's able to fund his diesel cost for 24 hrs broadcast. And he has a way of owing his staff for months and still remain on air. He sews plenty Ankara dresses for his news presenters to make them look presentable and pops into the newsroom once in a while to keep the plastic smiles on the faces of the staff. Plus he's got one of his wives on ground to checkmate any brewing 'Arab spring'. I recommend the Raymond Dokpesi model for any aspiring media rookie or returnee.

But John momoh is doing well and his business model cant be any more different from Dokpesi's.

like we care. Which kain Nigerians we dey rise nowadays. Grown arse man wishing himself HBD. I feel like slapping reality into your baby face. Ban me.