humilitypays:
Tinubu's wife Remi said we should blame Nigerians for the high cost of things in Nigeria now. She said it's because Nigerians refused to farm and work in Nigeria but preferred to Japa abroad that that's the reason why prices of things are going up, that Nigerians should stop migrating abroad.



You can imagine the local monkey reasoning of the wife of the man ruling Nigeria, now tell me why won't things be upside down in Nigeria when the First Lady believes that the problem of Nigeria is Nigerians migrating abroad for greener pastures.



And funny enough she and her drug trafficking wire wire fraudster husband cum President once lived abroad, and their kids are still living abroad despite the fact that they have managed to steal Nigerian people's mandate and now forming first family that they never merited

helinues:


Wait and see.

We are not in hurry from this end. Slow and steady

mamagee3:
Doctors, what could cause this boil under my arms?

Icrave4u:
MY BELLE O, MY HEAD O!!! Do you still remember this Yoruba Actor called JAGUA?

Chief James Afolabi Afolayan MON, MFR popularly known as Jagua was born 4th July 1946 in Iludun-Oro kwara state Nigeria.

He managed on his own to finish secondary education but his journey into entertainment started when he was just 8years old in his paternal hometown Iludun-Oro where he formed the Iludun-Oro Jolly Mambo. It was a singing group.

The young Afolabi then go about adding spice to social gatherings by singing.. Yes he was a singer and a great dancer too.

He did this for some years until he met the doyen of Nigeria theatre, the iconic Hubert Ogunde.

James Afolabi learnt that Chief Ogunde and his group will be performing in Esie so he made plans to be there,saved up some money from selling bush meat so he could make it to the show.

On getting there he was intrigued by Chief Ogunde's musical rendition and decided he was going to move to Lagos to have chief train him in music.

James Afolabi whose family was mainly into buying and selling expressed his desire to go fully into music to his family and they never objected despite the fact that such professions was seen as mainly for the "never do well" in those days.

Few days after a family member brought young Afolabi to Lagos and they headed to Chief Ogunde's office and joined a very long queue of people wanting to join the group.

Eventually it was Afolabi Afolayan's turn to audition and though baba Ogunde thought he was very young, he also saw that he was very determined.He then handed daddy to his first wife saying " Gba omo e ni" ( take him, he is your child)

Afolabi said he never knew baba Ogungbe was also into acting. He said he admired his stage presence.

Afolabi said for him as a young person it was divine whenever baba graced the stage.

Afolabi Afolayan considers Baba Ogunde as a father and his first wife who took him in a mother.

He was with Chief Ogunde and family for 2years (1960-1962).

Afolabi Afolayan also trained under Akinsola Ogungbe before he teamed up with his friend Ishola Ogunsola aka Isho Pepper to form the Afolayan Ogunsola Theatre group in 1964.

Afolabi was the main singer and instrumentalist in the group while Ishola composed more of the stage performances.

The performances was rendered in Yoruba language.
Besides other productions, I remember they did "Iyawo alalubosa"together...back then, it was quite popular.

Besides music, 'Folabi( like his friends and family calls him)was known to be the fun guy at every gathering.

He just loves making people laugh and as time goes on he realizes he seem to be more interested in the comedy aspect of acting and went for it.

He met very young Elyzar Taylor a Sierraleonian who was still a student at the time.

It was Elyzar who gave him the stage name Jagua and advised him to act in pidgin English as that will cut across every tribe and make them more widely accessible.

Jagua also called Elyzar Grace on stage. That was how Jagua play Group was born.

They had their first major television show in 1968 with RKTV Kaduna.

Jagua and Grace got married in 1970. Grace was juggling marriage and the group while still in school.

With God by their side and love from friends and fans who we see as family, the Jagua brand became widely accepted.

Jagua comedy was in all the NTA stations, was in almost every Nigerian home.

It is devoid of vulgar languages...you don't have to send your children to bed because you want to watch Jagua...it is actually a family programme and many children look up to it.

Jagua comedy entertained and educated most of us via TV screens and live stage performances.

They were also involved in charity causes.

They entertained the less privileged for free, raised money to champion charitable causes, entertained our troops abroad (ECOMOG).

In the very early years of Nollywood, Jagua and his group made some home videos which was released in VHS cassettes but most of his works are with the NTA.

Jagua was recognised by the Nigerian government for his works hence his national honours.

As a father, he was a great father and friend.

The laughter never stops on stage.
He was the best. He died Oct 5th 2000.

23years on, we still hear his signature tune "my belle ooo my head o"

Zimri:
N75 NOKIA

MrHandsome2013:
2014 at defunct winnersbet at rumuadaolu off sbs road rumola.
I went to charge my phone on sunday morning and some guys just entered the shop pretending to play game.
As they were pretending to write game codes.
One of them just closed the door with full force and ordered everyone to lie flat.
Na so i lie flat ..
They collected all my two phones and left.b

Lostz:


The sculpture, from the 6th century southwestern Yoruba city of Ife,


the date is talking about the city not the sculpture

Diligentnigga:


Bro am just fedup,, her mum has even apologized her on her behalf and warned her to stop insulting my parents

Her mum complained several times about that she knows an coping and going through alot that i should be a man and be calm and understand her

Petyprincess:
The truth is your wife doesn't love you no more or never loved you!! Moreover why did you forced her into marriage with you? That's where the problem started.Nw the best way is to go your separate ways since the marriage is even early nd she's already gotten fed up with you,nw that you have no kids you still can still divorce nd let her continue her single life since that's what she always wanted!! If you dnt divorce she will keep on blaming you for forcing her into marriage when she wasn't ready.Its better divorcing that getting stalked in marriage that love isnt mutual!!

Jabioro:
King Solomon of the Bible..He was wrong..

SultanOfAbia:
Russians have been experimenting and creating Creatures called Homunculus Using Chicken Eggs
1.Put your Sperm inside Injection Syringe
2.Insert the injection into a raw egg
3.Use plaster to cover the tiny opening in
the egg caused by injection
4.Store the Egg for 2 weeks or more
Monitor the hatching of the egg
5.Congratulations..
You have created a Homunculus
https://www.yourtango.com/2016293743/man-injects-sperm-chicken-egg-pulls-out-creature

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbTMN7bQ2Tg

OkCornel:
A lovely game of chess I must say...

The White Side:
King - Atiku
Queen - Saraki
Knight 1 - Dogara
Knight 2 - Dino Melaye
Bishop 1 - Rabiu Kwankwaso
Bishop 2 - Uche Secondus
Castle 1 - <fill in the blanks>
Castle 2 - <fill in the blanks>
Pawns - The masses who will be used and dumped after every 4 years

The Black Side:
King - Buhari
Queen - Abba Kyari
Knight 1 - Bola Ahmed Tinubu
Knight 2 - Lai Mohammed
Bishop 1 - Festus Keyamo
Bishop 2 - Adams Oshiomole
Castle 1 - <fill in the blanks>
Castle 2 - <fill in the blanks>
Pawns - The masses who will be used and dumped after every 4 years