₦airaland Forum

Collect your wife ..Sack you ..Promote your wife ..
Still sue ...use authorities they find you sef
Na who get money ..get mouth for this country

internationalman:
To everyone reading this, would it be cool with you if your dad opt for a DNA test to confirm you are his biological son...

Be sincere with your answers please

Lol as I dey now ..I no send anybody ..you be my papa .you no be my papa ...I no send you ...

This guy go don cook himself ..see better liver

RoRoo:
chai sorry bro, follow up her bank, you should get her kyc to arrest her..

Our banking system is weak..This days the smart criminals work hand in hand with bankers to create accounts which they just have access to ...I don't know how they do the KYC thing but trust me they have grown so smart


Last year a friend of mine was robbed with a POS device in a one chance bus ..275k swiped ...of course through her contacts she got the corresponding bank and account number linked to the POS but upon investigation it was found that the account and POS belongs to a white man without a fake name ...where would she start from ...no money was found in the account but the account was just flagged down ....that's how they operate now

If GOD looks at everything we do, trust me ..we go dey chop disgrace everytime

What's hard in just collecting your phone and avoiding all this unnecessary drama

Fasindo:






New Year New Madness

Maybe the commissioner wants to be tranfered to Force Headquarters Abuja

So a police constable that stands on the road will arrest a VIP that moves with those plate number?
When he is not ready to loose his job
More tell me while.

Anyway I know there won't be its enforcement. The commissioner may have forgotten he said this self.

Here in Abuja anyone that has substantial amount of money always go for SPY plate number.
I will even be getting mine soon

Lol one call constable go shout I'm sorry sir

mhaki:
Sounds fair. Where is your location?

Lagos

mhaki:
Issues:

- Speak and Mic not working during calls. Works with Bluetooth handsfree for calls
- Camera not working; shows black (lens still intact)

Body and screen still intact. Comes with a data cable.

Make me an offer.

40k

Lol baba she doesn't love you ..if she did, she won't be getting married to someone else...she just feels your vibe and the sex ....Better run before someone gets hurt

Buzzed you WhatsApp

Whiteshield:
The abortion drug your mom used to abort you didn't work but it has damaged you beyond repair. See your forehead like Aba Road.

Lol Your Father there that's if you even have one

Whiteshield:
This has been the game plan all along. No wonder the woman fought with Deeper Life, fought with Akwa Ibom state government, even fought with her own doctor who issued a report that her child didn't suffer what she claimed her child suffered.

Deeper Life that didn't give you apology. You think it is 100M they will give you. Na Woman Mirror them go pack give you. Fat, ugly thief like you.

I don't insult people but your mama na Arne robber too for calling someone's Mom a thief

Lol she even go big man school

EjaikreTheViper:
SHUT UP!!!

YOU ARE A PAID AGENT WHO COLLECTS PEANUTS JUST TO SAY RUBBISH

Lol na your papa Dey pay .....

21cents:
They should've allowed university students resume early while enforcing covid-19 protocols. wasting time after over 9months at home isn't making any sense at all.

Does anyone here have members that have died from coronavirus? let students resume in the first week abeg.

I don't know why you guys think this is a lie by the government....I know so many staffs in CBN that had the virus and even died from it ...

ProfAmaben:
How did Ngige disappoint? He's just a minister and can only make recommendations to the president.

The real demons here are ASUU members and it's leadership. They are extremely greedy and don't care about their students. Can Ngige force them to work? They've approved UTAS but they are still not satisfied, let's blame the true culprit.

Who has approved UTAS? ...The FG is trying every possible means of discrediting UTAS even with the shortcomings of IPPS.....IPPS is a foreign platform we pay to use and UTAS is our payment platform that is even free...ohhhh!! The gov't prefers wasting money abi..ASUU demands over a 100 billion and federal government is pricing it like Akara or pepper but they can approve contracts worth more than that amount and still not deliver the contract.... Lecturers are not paid well at all ..why do you think they engage in illegal activities just to make ends meet ...

pocohantas:
A lot of businesses on the Island are money laundering spots. The babe of a popular musician lives on my street. She has a business in the premises but the gate never opens, one would wonder what they sell and when they sell it- but they claim to be into interior decoration and luxury furnishing.

Clubs, interior decoration, luxury car shops, jewelry shops...etc, these are their major businesses. No foot traffic in their stores but they pay rents in millions.

Some of these actresses are not even oloshos as we think. Some are tools for criminals. They are the face of the business, while the UBO (Ultimate Beneficial Owner) is a politician or Hushpuppy.

on code ..no.loud am..some actress and celebs even own BDC ..they use it to launder money ..You see that island ..money Dey dere gan gan

Healthquest:
hahahahaha....the man can win dat case oooo cos no written agreement, afterall e paid some money and they both enjoy d knack, I'm sure d girl is Hot wen e called him give her some strokes remember she's already smoking some polly and drinking b4 callin d guy bah

Lol baba Dey talk as if ashawo Dey legal for Nigeria

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Too bad....government work dey sometimes cause frustration and depression...them go dey owe allowances up and down..no better welfare package....

Their matter dey tire person....my cousin na level 8 for uniben work...but still that guy nor get one naira...
I don tell am make he quit the job....he nor want hear word
Na me dey settle almost all bills...we go reach beer parlor like this...na me dey pay..hotel same thing..
Quit...he nor want quit the job....idiot still get that believe of go slow in life..probably they will be promoting him until he gets to a higher rank or level

Ogbeni na my cousin be that..i nor go collect one naira from am....I go teach am work and introduce am into full time street...

Lol they guy no Sabi say Lecturers sef Dey street ..I know lecturers into some kinda shit ...You get the point now

mrkings84:
If the learned and highly educated can't have a blissful spousal union then you need to agree with me that marriage is a union than can only be successful when ordain by God the creator of the institution

Even the one ordained by God ...God don comot en hand
Material things, Money, infidelity, Jealousy, Lack of compassion have all entered into every marriage in this time ...

It's left for couples to manage and repair themselves

They fear and adore Boko Haram ...They even place terrorist on a payroll but when IPOB wants to divide they call it Treason and a Terrorist movement ...Useless Government

N/B I'm not in support of IPOB because my people sef stingy ...we can't rule ourself ...

A Yoruba man would help his brother or acquaintance to retain his friendship but my people too like money ...They would collect money from you to even help you or tell you they can't so you no go succeed pass them

God knows even if I raise a child and I find out the child is not mine ..I would still accept ..children are blessings from GOD ...This man own too much sef

Ladiesdoctor:
But, those boys no get sense at all at all.
Why dem no beat shege comot for the idiot senator body.

Stewwpid

Lol no be Lagos ...If na Lagos baba for don collect one or two or even community beating

Lol my uncle Don do papers for all en pikin go Canada ..and I quote " Boy the way this country is going, our leaders want to wreck us and I don't want my children to be caught up in this havoc ...Nigeria has failed, is failing and would still fail ...Please my son try and jakpa"

Right now I'm on some hustling shit legally and illegally
Right now I'm on some bitcoin shit
Every now and then I hit some jakpa odds on bookmakers
Right now my head is always calculating up and down even when walking, in traffic, in the toilet .. everywhere

Just to make that Mula
God help us

Research way dey go share as project Topic ..come recycle

This people no dey reason say we youth wan partake for electoral process ...em dey make dier own plans

Federal Government the cheeky bastards

Emmamay10:
This is going to be another avenue for future industrial actions(strike). From my little experience in the academic community,the NASU people don't give much regards to the ASUU members. They only respect ASUU members based on the fact that their promotions depend on their appraisals. It going to be an Herculean task to have all the unions under one umbrella.

I swear ..I don't know why it's so hard for the Government to sort out their demands ...The money dey nah ...Abacha alert they come in steady ..it can offset all this ..but they rather loot and loot and loot and reloot ....

Every now and then ...Chrome go just dey give me offline update
"Another prominent Nigerian is dead"

Our government can't handle situations ...make them face the law and brew up another protest ...Fools